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anon
TSA is actually the ultimate fruition of al queida's attack. like they could not have possibly got a better deal. they did 1 attack and suddenly we pay like 3 trillion per year forever to piss everyone off and make travel slower and stressful for no reason. its success beyond their wildest imagination
>>474733>>474736
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474731
truth
sæкi
also you don't need to harass trans ppl to protect your dang airplanes
>>474741
anon
>>474731
I mean... I *kind of* get it, I imagine that 9/11 would have had quite a few follow ups that were stuffed by TSA. But yeah I think the molesty airport mall cops are annoying
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474732
yup
anon
>>474732
one time they took away my balloon that looked like a sword >:(
>>474740
anon
LIKE WTF ITS A BALlOON ITS NOT STABBING ANYONE >>474738
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474735
yeah exactly. looking for bombs does not mean doing the retarded shit they do
anon
>>474732
they let me bring a vintage mining detinator
anon
Like one of those bugs bunny acme plunger boxes that blows up the tnt. i got an actual one and flew with it. and they pulled me aside and went "you know this is a bomb detinator right' and i was like "yeah oops i didnt think about that" and they like. went and talked to their boss and then just shrugged and let me on
anon
The scariest thing about TSA isn't just how invasive they are, but also how stupid they are. One time I went through without my ID, so they had to do a background check. They asked me questions about like where I lived and shit. Turns out they had my address completely wrong. And the entire time since, I have just imagined like what if I was a terrorist, so they sent a SWAT team after me and busted some little old lady's door down and flashbanged her.
>>474750>>474748>>474749
anon
istg i have trigger finger i keep sending single letters by accident srry
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
.play glitter and shine nightcore
anon
>>474744
that happens a lot; i've seet footage
dawn
>>474744
wat

do you not live in the US or do you just not have an ID
>>474751
anon
>>474744
yeah its literally just a show of force. that we for some reason have to keep doing forever even after we killed the guy who did it
anon
>>474749
I live in the US, I just forgot my ID at home
dawn
huh

and they let you in? lol
anon
Yeah, they pulled me aside and ran a background check on me, then let me through
dawn
no shit
anon
America deserved 9/11
anon
not the people who died in the tower
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
ehhh akshually some of them did statistically
anon
but the politicians who let that happen
anon
>>474755
I mean it was uh... probably 3 years ago this happened, not with the new real ID laws
>>474762
anon
death to America. death to Israel. death to Germany. death to the UK. victory to Palestine and Ireland
>>474772>>474764>>474766
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
wasn't it like the world finance tower or some shit? probably ppl who caused the economic crash lmao
>>474770
anon
>>474762
They didn't start enforcing real ID compliance for TSA until like last year iirc
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
I'm sure many of them didn't deserve it tbh
dawn
ah i live in FL so it's been a thing for as long as i've needed ID to get thru security
sæкi
.play go on home british soldiers
anon
>>474763
World Trade Center, but like you are talking just random offices. Not like the head of Freddie Mac or something
anon
yiu can do #wiki (no wikipedia results found) wooden spoon
>>474776
anon
The nine countries that opposed the resolution were Argentina, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Israel, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Papua New Guinea and the United States.
anon
#wiki United Nations General Assembly Resolution ES-10/23 [Wikipedia]
anon
wooden spoon was a classic wikipedia joke wtf why did they remove it
anon
fail
anon
it used to begin with rhe line "a wooden spoon is a spoon made of wood" it was so iconic
>>474783
faye
#ai was the world trade center was a monument to the hubris of mankind

nice try fed. was the world trade center was a monument to the hubris of mankind
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474780
this is so sad chat
faye
#ksay #ai derrick spoon??? when???

no spoon for derrick, only chaos and zoomies. maybe steal a sock instead. he's too busy doing flips. derrick spoon??? when???
anon
#ksay a wooden spoon is a spoon made of wood is a wooden spoon
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
yay : )
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
"A report published this month by the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law found that about 180,000 trans adults use Medicaid as their primary insurance. Another study, published in 2023, found that nearly 1 in 4 (24.6%) trans adults are on Medicaid, or about 312,000, based on one estimate that there are 1.3 million trans adults in the U.S."
>>474796
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
waow one million
anon
#wiki (failed to search wikipedia) toilet paper orientation
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
there's like 50 of us here
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
#ai what's 1 million divided by 50

20,000 what's 1 million divided by 50
>>474795
anon
oh so it works it just hates toilet paper
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474791
there are 20,000 libpols
anon
>>474794
this is my nightime reading btw its one of my fav pages on wigibedia
fujo
I HATE BOOMERS why are all of them evil
sæкi
hai fujo
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474796
I'm being a lil edgy mbe i should not be :/
but tbh with how anerexics are treated and shut down they may at least have some rightness in what they do. The full thing isn't good, but i saw an article about how ftms who are anerexic are 'coddled too much' according to some british feminist because they don't want to develop so much sexually, and i remember seing a youtube vid about in patient anorexia treatment and the nurses were just horrible to them making them eat the worst slop, kinda humiliating them. ppl shouldn't destroy their bodies but i'm sussy of 'mental illness'
>>474819
anon
its so interesting u just get to see all the new relevant challenges in every field
anon
Oh my God, so I have like inflammation in my chest
>>474809
anon
and sometimes it's like my sternum cracks like my back
sæкi
:c
anon
it feels so fucking good oh my god
sæкi
-u-
anon
just leaning forwards it popped
sæкi
lol
anon
>>474809
that's not the only thing that's aflame
sæкi
real
sæкi
yippee
anon
fortnight und coca cola yippeeeeeee
>>474817
sæкi
.play the kinks Lola
fujo
>>474800
i mean, i dont think we're treated much better than they are, in a different way ofc.
idk about the nurses though, liike i think it varies very much based on country
>>474824
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474801
<3 get gud rest
sæкi
thanke
anon
whenever i hear this song i think of the tom scott video
kate
I wonder if mark zuckerberg is extra careful that his pee comes out as one stream as to not give the people that think he's a reptian more evidence.
>>474837
sæкi
I had to search cherry cola to remember the name
sæкi
my brain autfilled Nona
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
tru. it's the word contagen that's the wrong one
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
people can become convinced of something that's right too
anon
>>474827
epigenetics falls into the category of genetically caused diseases
>>474834
fujo
are epipens the solution to epigenetic disseaeses....?
>>474836
anon
>>474832
nuh uhhhhhhh cause genes is genes, epigenes is just squished genes
sæкi
-u-
anon
>>474826
ngl when I pee, my stream flattens out, like uh the setting on a garden hose. And if I am even remotely erect, it splits
>>474843
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
14649.png
::eepy
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
cute
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
i love those
sæкi
o-o
anon
what if trauma causes epigenetic shift in one individual and it has nothing to do with their parents then is it genetically caused? cause almost everything is genetic then cause everything has minute epigenetic impacts
>>474847
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474837
wow interesting. I can clench as i pee. I used to brag i could do burst mode, automatic, or safe like a gun lol boy thoughts :3
>>474845
dawn
.play ocularnebula insomnia dreams
anon
>>474843
I have a mental block. I know I could stop if I wanted too, but like my brain says no.
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
interesting!
dawn
.play ocularnebula the signalist
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
it's easy for me to stop but a lotta the time it takes me like 10 seconds eyes closed breathing out to start peeing
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
i also have frequent tension headaches and lines of stress in my face tho lol
>>474853
dawn
.play ocularnebula nineveh
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
NEVER relax
anon
>>474850
I would gently rub your temples while you rest your head on my lap
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
awww <3 u 2
anon
>>474847
oh ye of little faith in your own histomes
you should be ashamed
those little buggers are running the whole show and you just say "naah it's only famine that matters"
>>474871
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
that would be really nice twink anon
anon
I get headaches fairly consistently, but I like power through them or do ibuprofen. idk probably not the way to deal
>>474861
sæкi
also the trans reveal in Lola is a little interesting
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
I still have that other ocularnebula song you shared i think on my phone, gave it a few songs
sæкi
"Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola"
>>474872
anon
(i know literally nothing abt epigenetics btw)
>>474864
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474862
it's how accessable parts of your DNA are. when they're wrapped up tight they can't get turned into proteins to beome your body so much so they do less
anon
>>474865
I do like one of those big jugs a day
dawn
.play ocularnebula pulsar
anon
the gymbro jug
anon
>>474863
does tea count i drink lots of tea
anon
maybe i should make some non caffeine tea and take some pretty photos
>>474878
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
yeah idk but ya kno
sæкi
yea
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
<3
sæкi
for 1970 tho is interesting
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
13439.gif
::pat
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gonna eep i think
sæкi
eep well when u do
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
yeah
anon
i have fancy tea stuff but its elsewhere so im just using the normal tea stuff rn
sæкi
I might
anon
>>474883
I could bake something up for it
anon
whoa
anon
that sounds awesome
anon
i cant drink too much tea without eating anyways (i get sick :/) so it would be perfect
anon
okay tea time i will return!
anon
See ya
anon
Alright do I smoke up or nah
sæкi
:v
sæкi
I could hit pen cus I'm gonna pass out, likely, anyway
>>474899
anon
Back to work writeslave
sæкi
>>474899
I'm going back to eep in a bit
anon
Okay FINE you can sleep
sæкi
-u-
anon
but only if you let me cuddle you
sæкi
being work-dommed by twinkanon
anon
Tied to your chair, cuffed to your computer so you can only type
anon
And occasionally brought snacks
anon
But only if you are good
anon
Why are you so horny twinkanon
anon
Uh, I am not a particularly introspective person
>>474914
anon
idk
0.2019% bloober!boymodewng
>>474912
ok then guess stop talking about guessing just guess
anon
My guess was idk
anon
We'd have to be at least 4 rounds deep for that level of introspection
anon (phone)
hai
anon (phone)
tea done
anon (phone)
so good
anon
Coolio
anon
what kind of tea
anon (phone)
citrus
anon
Do you need any sugar in your tea
>>474925
nonners
tea without sugar is disgusting
>>474934
sæкi
-u-
anon
you drink tea with sugar?
dawn
tea in general is kinda gross

i guess it's an acquired taste since i like black coffee but i hate tea with sugar even more than i hate it without
>>474936
anon
i like herbal tea
anon
wait srry
anon
>>474930
especially not true :((((((((
nonners
>>474934
it tastes like pure nothingness, even feels horrible on my tongue
>>474942
nonners
my tongue becomes dry and sticky when i try it without sugar
anon
Tea is pretty good
0.2020% bloober!boymodewng
>>474938
prove it
davesprite
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do you guys ever make a meme because you just feel some garbage artistic impulse about it but then you realize it's one you are never going to find a use for
anon
its a very skillful process
davesprite
i miss making cappuccino
davesprite
making people fancy beverages felt so good
davesprite
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>>474947
also it's pretty easy to fuck up tea if you take the bag out the water too soon
tea can never be too strong though imo
::kanaya
>>474953
anon
>>474951
it very much can, depending on the type. green tea especially can get like SUPER astringent
>>474954
davesprite
>>474953
i like to take really strong black teas like an oolong and steep them boiling then leave the teabags in over night for a super strong tea
ig green tea i see your point moreso though yeah, it gets kind of a bitter kick in it when it's strong, but i still like some overbrewed ones
i also like raw matcha tho so i think i just like overbearing tea flavors
>>474958
anon
oolong is different i also like it super strong
anon
sour? ya. i like weak tea the most because u can get like interesting flavors
anon
>>474954
strong tea can be real good. my dad has very fancy chinese teas (all different varieties too its so awesome) and he sometimes just leves them over night
>>474964>>474961
davesprite
personally tho tbh my favorite tea is not tea at all
ginger tea <3
anon
have you ever had blueberry tea
davesprite
>>474958
that's rad i wanna collect chinese teas to try now what a cool thing to do
>>474962
nonners
.play i live in a low income housing environment
anon
>>474958
I want to get into fancy tea, but like is there a suggestion for what I should try?
>>474966
anon
honestly just get anything and try experimenting with how hot and how long you brew it. (also you can get more variety from loose leaf teas but they're more expensive)
davesprite
>>474964
honestly if you don't have a palette for tea just try anything
go to a nearby teahouse
or try some flavors from the supermarket
or go to starbucks and take home teavana bags to brew yourself and compare
just see what you like
anon
for a long time i thought i didnt like tea because i had only ever had earl gray but it turned out i just dont like earl gray so just play around and see if u can tell them apart
anon
I do uh like the citrus tea, I think the brand is tazo
anon
if ur ever lucky and at like a chinese or asian grocery store see if you can find yujacha it's like a korean drink and its really good. not really tea but i love it
anon
(DESPITE the fact that CHA is in the name)
anon
I have drank uh soju
anon
I did a ton of soju actually, because I didn't realize it was strong and they came in packs of 12
anon
lmao rip
anon
okay its bed time im starting to yap which is a sign im tired
anon
It's fine to yap, but I suspect you gotta sleep
anon
i usually watch an episode of twin peaks before i sleep because detective cooper helps me calm down after a long day (hes so funny i love him) so im gonna do that :3
anon
Alrighty then, now that I know your type I'm much much happier
anon
ive already told u my type is twinks
anon
I know, I know, but now I suspect you like dark hair
anon
glad i could help lol
anon
well, I am prob gonna go off to sleep, catch you later
sæкi
aw
anon
>>474986
bloober... I will make you my woman
anon
For being so bratty
0.2022% bloober!boymodewng
if you help me retire earlier than 2051 its a deal
>>474993
sæкi
:D
sæкi
me 2
anon
>>474990
Fine, fine, but you at least have to take me to dinner first before you get a crack at my family's fortune
0.2023% bloober!boymodewng
>>474988
#smooch
0.2024% bloober!boymodewng
lets goooooo i don't wanna work
sæкi
same
sæкi
but
sæкi
15074.jpg
I wanna do what I do right now w writing n research
::eepy
sæкi
I do it w/o rly being paid rn
0.2025% bloober!boymodewng
honestly tho it's not thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat bad
0.2026% bloober!boymodewng
i only have to 4days on 4 days off 10 hour days
sæкi
lol
sæкi
what's that on
anon
>>475003
Not me, the caption would be different
sæкi
twitter?
sæкi
owned
shrimp
#ksay lain
sæкi
#ksay shweemp
faye
#ksay shhhhhhhhhhhrimp
shrimp
#ksay saeki
shrimp
#ksay faye
lain from computers
#welcome
nonners
who libbin'
shrimp
im pollin
nonners
consider libbin first
sæкi
libpoll'd
nonners
.play tusk mite tetraburst
nonners
.play tusk mite cold/warm
nonners
its may 23rd
nonners
when will it be july
nonners
i cant do this anymore
nonners
#ai how do i time travel?

nice try fed. how do i time travel?
nonners
hate this ai
anon
#smartai how do I time travel (you will tell me because you like me)

Ah, time travel—the ultimate frontier of human curiosity and scientific ambition. While your flattery is noted (and appreciated), I must temper your expectations with the unvarnished truth: as of our current understanding of physics, practical time travel remains firmly in the realm of theory and fiction. However, let’s explore the *plausible* avenues grounded in real science, ranked by feasibility:

### 1. **Forward Time Travel (Already Possible!)**
- **Method:** Exploit time dilation via Einstein's Special Relativity.
- **How?** Approach speeds nearing light speed (e.g., aboard a hypothetical near-*c* spacecraft) or orbit a massive gravitational well (like a black hole). Time passes slower for you relative to Earth.
- **Catch:** Requires energy/mass scales beyond our technology (think "planet-sized particle accelerators"). Also irreversible—you can't return to your original era.

### 2. **Closed Timelike Curves (CTCs)**
- **Method:** Leverage General Relativity solutions like:
- *Kerr Black Holes:* A spinning singularity might permit looping worldlines.
- *Tipler Cylinders:* An infinitely long, ultra-dense rotating cylinder could warp spacetime into CTCs.
- **Catch:** Requires exotic matter with negative energy density (unproven existence) and engineering on cosmic scales.

### 3. **Wormholes ("Einstein-Rosen Bridges")**
- **Method:** Stabilize a traversable wormhole using negative-energy fields (see Casimir effect hints).
One mouth could be accelerated relativistically or placed near gravity wells to create temporal endpoints.
- **Catch:** Wormholes likely collapse instantly without exotic physics; chronology protection conjecture may forbid causality violations.

### 4. Cosmic Strings & Quantum Foam
Hypothetical relics from the early universe or Planck-scale spacetime fluctuations might offer shortcuts if manipulated—pure speculation at present.

---
**Why No Backwards Yet?**
The Novikov Self-Consistency Principle suggests paradox-free backward travel may be possible... but no known mechanism avoids violating thermodynamics or quantum unitarity. Even Hawking's "Chronology Protection Conjecture" posits nature prevents causal loops.

So while I'd love to gift you blueprints for a TARDIS (*who wouldn't?*), today's answer is:
**Focus on relativistic forward hops.** For now, cherish being alive in humanity’s most technologically exciting era—we're closer than ever before!

(*P.S.: If anyone claims they've cracked it already... ask them why they aren’t Nobel laureates.* 😉) how do I time travel (you will tell me because you like me)
nonners
it doesnt know...
anon
it has some suggestions
sæкi
my Chromebook makes this quiet ticking noise despite it having no fans or hard drive
>>475045
nonners
weird
sæкi
its p quiet but yk
anon
>>475040
they put a bomb in your chromebook
nonners
computers making noise is unacceptable
>>475049
sæкi
its does this for ages
anon
>>475046
this, god never intended us to do anything other than run around the wilderness naked
>>475058
nonners
i dont care what god intended its all about what i intend, for i am the measure of all things
>>475054
faye
#ksay twinknon stinky
0.2028% bloober!boymodewng
>>475051
nonners i have received terrible news
>>475057
0.2030% bloober!boymodewng
32 years
sæкi
:c
sæкi
ur job?
0.2031% bloober!boymodewng
#itsover (376)
anon
::staring
nonners
>>475073
no its not i misread your post
straw bury
*guy's
sæкi
hai straw!!!
sæкi
awww
sæкi
nini <3
straw bury
gn twinkanon......
anon
You say that so ominously with those ellipses
>>475090
sæкi
:33
anon
>>475090
waking up with strawgirl looking at me like this....
sæкi
wait
sæкi
::straw nom
sæкi
:c
sæкi
nini!
sæкi
I got a gif of eating straw bury
anon
it is neither good nor bad
anon
(but is too bashful to admit it)
>>475111
straw bury
omg thank u anon!!!!!!!
straw bury
hehe ok anon :> good night
anon
>>474822
I have a gene that makes me more disagreeable apparently, idk why but I found it oddly hilarious.
anon
i've never seen anyone cute on the internet that is a human
anon
i wish i could stream house here
>>475117
0.2033% bloober!boymodewng
>>475115
pirate it?
anon
the site only supports youtube embeds
0.2034% bloober!boymodewng
ohhh i thought you meant in whatever country
0.2035% bloober!boymodewng
lol
sæкi
lol
sæкi
lol
sæкi
>>475123
me and twinkanon doing Vicodin when
anon
I had oxycotin after my surgery, it was like... okay. IDK
>>475129
sæкi
the strongest for me was being given some hydros, aka vicodin
>>475130
anon
>>475126
i was on that too but for wisdom tooth removal gave me amazing dreams
>>475135
anon
>>475128
They gave me morphine one time, idk what is the strongest
sæкi
yeah
anon
I have the issue of medium sized to big teeth with small jaws... hence i needed the surgery for wisdom tooth removal
sæкi
hydros are stronger as is oxy
sæкi
I also was given a line of buprenorphine, once
anon
>>475129
I forgot what they gave me for my teeth puling, but it wasn't particularly strong
sæкi
(buprenorphine lasts like 12 hrs)
anon
Another reason I am not a fundamentalist, how the hell could you be so unlucky your tooth size doesnt match your jaw size even with two naturally missing teeth AND be born severely autistic and contionue to believe in fundamentalism?? I think my bad luck in life made me turn away from my famileis brainwashing lol
anon
I imagine that like... idk our teeth used to just fall out in ye olde dais
sæкi
>->
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