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anon
why are iberian people so fucking gay
nona
saekiii
anon
i swear it has to be one of the gayest regions
>>475551
sæкi
I watch this guy here n there
nama
>>475547
there's some hotspot of gay regions in the world
thaliand
rio de janeiro
barcelona
dunno more of them
sæкi
hiiia
u gon eep soon ?
nona
awa
nona
yea i should
nona
just having fun reading bike threads on /n/
nona
im rlly obsessed with bikes right now
sæкi
:c
nona
oh i texted u on discord ^^
sæкi
yay
nama
tf is eep
sæкi
I'll check when I wake up unless wan rn awa
nona
kindda want check now
nona
but it ok if not
sæкi
will get up n go to PC in a min
nona
oh u have to get up? nevermind then..
sæкi
am next to couch
sæкi
hab to get up either way pat
just in other room n setup is in office
nona
ah oki
nona
we can just do it tmo
nona
no big deals
nama
i ate a conk one time and it was nice and jelly, very young mushroom
then another day i found another one of the same species and ate a lot and i had an awful belly ache after, when i was on my ex bf house getting my things back
>>475597
sæкi
nuh
nona
mm
nona
gonna go sleeps
nona
wa
nama
sleep thight
sæкi
one min
sæкi
I got to my PC and it bluescreened
>>475594
sæкi
will try n reply cus saw msg but
sæкi
I just turned it on, nothing
nama
i used to get shivers when my pc blue screened nowadays i just puff "eh"
nama
>>475580
it was the worst belly ache i ever had both physically and emotionally i got so flustered and timid
>>475598
some people days starts at 4 am and some of them shower as they wake up
KittyUwuminati
#ai is it weird to shower at 4 am??? what are normal hours to take a shower???

nah not weird at all. showers whenever you want, who cares. "normal" hours are made up anyway. some people shower morning, some night, some midday, whatever works. 4am showers hit different if that's your vibe. just don't crank the water heater if others sleep nearby. do you.
is it weird to shower at 4 am??? what are normal hours to take a shower???
>>475644>>475597>>475601
shrimp
this guy looks like lambo garage guy
sæкі
i usually shower in the middle of the night / early morning, or before i have to go out in the day time as needed
sæкі
i eep myself tho i think
KittyUwuminati
>>475601
purr purr saeki ;3
KittyUwuminati
#ai what time in the morning precisely do most people shower???

most people shower between 7am and 9am if they do it in the morning. but honestly, it varies a ton based on work/school schedules. some wake up at 5am just to shower, others roll out of bed at 8:59 and sprint to the office. depends on when you gotta be somewhere.
what time in the morning precisely do most people shower???
nama
saeki read this novel
.wiki bad habit alana portero
nama
#wiki (no wikipedia results found) bad habit alana portero
nama
rip
sæкі
maybeh
am eep idk
sæкі
and have to finish reread of like 20-27 LNs for a project
sæкі
uh
sæкі
i mean go watch the incel to trans pipeline video essay but otherwise theres just a bunch of shit out there making a mountain out of a molehill idfk
>>475625
sæкі
fucking weird
nama
buh bye
SadChan🍉🍉
>>475618
im not gonna watch that
SadChan🍉🍉
the algo kept trying to push it on me lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
i get my /tttt/ brainrot and shizo type shit straight from teh source
>>475640
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
Saekiii
SadChan🍉🍉
what time zone r u in
nama
she went to sleep sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
GOOD NIGHT SAEKI CHANNNNNN
nonners
.play ye crashes out over a pdf
fujo
aaaaaaaaa how do i force myself to stay awake for longer
>>475639
fujo
im getting the physical eepiness
anon## global mod
>>475639
Somehow, you seem familiar
anon
>>475598
what was this model trained on????
anon
#ai what's your name

don't have one, just ask your question
what's your name
anon
#ai what data are you trained on?

nice try fed.
what data are you trained on?
anon
#ai should i do a little manslaughter(its gonna be funny)

uhhh maybe don't? pretty sure it's not gonna be as funny as you think. might wanna reconsider. or just find a better hobby.
should i do a little manslaughter(its gonna be funny)
lain from computers
#ai i hope its alright

of course it's alright. what's up?
i hope its alright
lain from computers
#ai im not sure its alright

not sure what's alright, can you clarify?
im not sure its alright
lain from computers
>>475651
i hope you're right, twinkanon
lain from computers
i hope you're right
lain from computers
!!!
anon
I usually am
lain from computers
did you manage to evade the mods and be overtly sexual
anon
I had a close call
lain from computers
did you?
lain from computers
what happened
anon
an anon posted a picture or something and I responded with "would bone in the snow"
anon
Luckily that anon liked it, but a mod replied to the post
>>475663
anon
But I knew that anon would
>>475665
lain from computers
>>475661
>anon liked it
lain from computers
alls weld that ends weld
lain from computers
>>475662
how did you know this
anon
I have a feel for those things
anon
also that and that anon I'm pretty sure had been hornyposting earlier
lain from computers
#ai whats up with sex i dont undersstand

sex is just a natural biological function for reproduction and sometimes pleasure. some people like it, some don't. if you don’t get it or aren’t into it, that’s fine. no need to force yourself to understand if it doesn’t interest you.

if you do want to learn more tho, biology books or reputable sex ed sources can help explain the mechanics without the weird societal pressure. just ignore all the overhyped nonsense around it.
whats up with sex i dont undersstand
lain from computers
hmm
lain from computers
okay im learning
lain from computers
>>475671
i dont think youd be a good teacher all things considered
anon
I'd be a great teacher
lain from computers
do you even have like a lesson plan or curriculum or anything
>>475678
anon
very hands on
fujo
>>475639
yes it doesnt help with staying awake
anon
>>475675
asking if I've been thinking about what I'd do with you, Lain?
>>475679
lain from computers
>>475678
>do with me
im sorry i thought you were talking about teaching
>>475682
anon
of course
lain from computers
??
anon
>>475679
Yeah, teaching you about sex
lain from computers
i dont really follow i was just asking about like
lesson plans or anything
you said youd be a good teacher but you dont really seem cut out for teaching ?
>>475684
anon
>>475683
Well I can put together a syllabus, but I'll get banned if I post it
lain from computers
is it not just very clinical stuff?????? what do you mean why would
wait a second
lain from computers
i see what you're up to
anon
I'm not up to anything
lain from computers
#smartai can you just give a really basic sex ed lesson

Certainly. Here’s a concise, scientifically accurate overview of fundamental human sexual biology and health:

### **Basic Human Sexual Education**

#### **1. Anatomy & Physiology**
- **Male Reproductive System**: Primary organs include the *testes* (produce sperm and testosterone), *penis* (delivers sperm via ejaculation), and associated structures like the *prostate gland*.
- **Female Reproductive System**: Includes the *ovaries* (produce eggs/ova and estrogen/progesterone), *uterus* (houses a developing fetus), *fallopian tubes*, and *vagina*. The menstrual cycle (~28 days) regulates ovulation.

#### **2. Conception & Pregnancy**
- Fertilization occurs when sperm penetrates an egg in the fallopian tube, forming a zygote that implants in the uterine lining.
- Pregnancy lasts ~40 weeks; prenatal care is critical for fetal development. Contraceptives prevent unintended pregnancy through hormonal or barrier methods (*e.g., condoms, IUDs, pills*).

#### **3. Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs)**
- Bacterial (*chlamydia, gonorrhea*) or viral (*HIV, HPV, herpes*) pathogens can spread via unprotected sex—many are treatable but some incurable (**condom use reduces risk significantly**). Regular testing is advised for sexually active individuals.

#### **4. Consent & Healthy Relationships**
- Legal/moral principle: All sexual activity requires explicit voluntary consent from all parties involved—free of coercion or impairment (*e.g., alcohol/drug influence*). Respecting boundaries is nonnegotiable.

Would you like elaboration on any specific area? This foundation ensures informed decision-making regarding reproductive health and interpersonal conduct.
can you just give a really basic sex ed lesson
lain from computers
seems straightforward
anon
Trust me, there's alot more to learn
lain from computers
i dont know i dont really trust it
>>475693
anon
That's why you should trust me to teach you
>>475696
lain from computers
>>475691
#edit it -> you
lain from computers
what an edit
lain from computers
hehehe
lain from computers
>>475692
i think im going to ask a bit more about it at my next hrt appointment
lain from computers
thanks for letting me know there are places / ways to learn this kind of thing
its a big taboo in society so its hard to get good information yk ?
anon
True, when I try to discuss it in purely clinical terms mods ban me
lain from computers
clinical
lain from computers
you are not very clinical and besides that you have a gun and an apartment or something
anon
Okay, maybe it isn't clinical, but you can't blame me for being excited
lain from computers
we all have feelings
like most days i want to absolutely obliterate you
like laser you from space just evaporated
but i dont say that i dont act on it either !!!!
i believe you can help yourself!!!!!
anon
That's true, I can't help it if you are cute and make me want to talk about these things
lain from computers
>home skillet gets horny over usernames and text messages
lain from computers
get it together sport
anon
that's just how it is
lain from computers
why
anon
idk
lain from computers
exactly
lain from computers
youd be a shit sex ed teacher
>>475713
nonners
you are all just pixels on my screen
>>475712
lain from computers
>>475711
this is true
anon
Unless you believe in abstinence only
lain from computers
#ai whats up with the textured egg object outside sandtraps boundaries in halo 3

lol good catch. that weird textured egg thing is just a leftover asset from development. bungie sometimes left random unused stuff in weird spots. probably meant for something that got cut but they never properly removed it. classic bungie vibes.
whats up with the textured egg object outside sandtraps boundaries in halo 3
nonners
firefox crashed 6 times in last 10 minutes, cant make this shit up
>>475725
lain from computers
>>475717
posting is a serious endeavor
you have to be ready to post
anon
We take our posts a *little* seriously around here
lain from computers
this is life or death
anon
lol someone DM'd me that there was a typo in my post yesterday
>>475724
lain from computers
>>475722
glad to see worms looking out for each other
anon
it probably crashed again
anon
when you click the "send bug report button", those actually go to Lain
>>475731
nonners
waow
lain from computers
>>475728
no but if they did i could be trusted with crash dumps
lain from computers
feels nice
lain from computers
>>475734
its bad to do laundry
anon
wrong
anon
unless I am the one getting your dirty clothes
nonners
crashed again
nonners
they keep getting away with it
lain from computers
what are you doing when it crashes
lain from computers
has your computer been on for days and days
anon
firefox probably crashed again
lain from computers
EEBY DEEBY
lain from computers
unfortunate vocal stim honestly
anon
the eeby deeby
anon
I think that would be a funny and cute vocal stim
lain from computers
you're tall and scary you don't get to enjoy things like vocal stims
lain from computers
shoo
anon
I am not scary!
lain from computers
yeah you are you have a gun and think everything is dust or something
anon
that's called being an American
lain from computers
did u see what americans did in the middle east !!!
scary
anon
just a little bit of trolling
anon
Either way, I retain the rights to say eeby deeby would be a cute vocal stim
lain from computers
>single issue voter voting R just to strip you of that right
anon
That's why I am doing phonebanks and volunteering for the Dems
anon
To counteract the anti-eeby deeby voters
fujo
im watching the last of us rn
>>475764
fujo
god it sucks
lain from computers
>>475760
if you want
lain from computers
>>475761
the first season ?
fujo
2nd
lain from computers
ah
lain from computers
didnt watch any of s2 yet
fujo
the first was oki mostly
fujo
2nd is just
1st episode full of plotholes where i just went "why..."
fujo
2nd episode is just plain boring
lain from computers
mmmm
anon
I WAS ASKING AN INNOCENT QUESTION
lain from computers
permanent kick
lain from computers
nope :3
anon
You're lucky I am on mobile
lain from computers
i suppose so, huh
lain from computers
my soda says 'Bro' on the side of it
anon
coca cola
lain from computers
coca cola
anon
coca cola
anon
I had one that said homie
lain from computers
coca cola
anon
One day you are going to get the can that says share with a twink on it
anon
then we'll see what happens
lain from computers
ill just shake it up and give it to a stranger on the sidewalk
>>475794
lain from computers
or to better avoid an awkward confrontation, ill just throw it away
fujo
>>475771
its like. it needs a shitton of ex machinas to tell the story
lain from computers
>>475794
it'll train them to hate whoever this 'twink' guy is
>>475798
fujo
its absurd i cannot take it seriously
fujo
ill still watch it for the fun factor
>>475800
anon
>>475795
impossible, I am a loveable scamp
fujo
but like
lain from computers
>>475800
you will enjoy it by the end
you'll say 'ahhhh jeez okay'
>>475802
fujo
>>475801
i dont think so
can i put a spoiler here for the 2nd episode
lain from computers
you can do whatever you'd like
fujo
ok ok uhh
the guy who was with the girl dies because someone murders him and it feels like super stretched
fujo
and i was just like "am i supposed to feel something here" and awkwardly laughed
lain from computers
what, joel?
>>475807
lain from computers
>>475807
what a stupid piece of shit
lain from computers
he's a fucking evil asshole
fujo
the murderer is also like "uhhh this is my revenge for killing my father" haha!!
its sooooooo bad
>>475814
fujo
and boring
fujo
and predictable
anon
isn't that just tlou 2
lain from computers
what a stupid fucking story hook honestly; he robs the world of some shot at saving all of society, one man army's an entire rebel / revolutionary force and lies to ellie anyway.. then just dies needlessly in the next season.. stupid and i dont like it
>>475818
fujo
>>475817
it gets even better, he one-man armies the rebel force that's supposed to be like those ex-elite military guys, then dies to the kid of a surgeon
>>475822>>475823
nonners
oh boy i sure do love being able to surf the web!
>>475821
nonners
look at me postin'
lain from computers
>>475818
sad honestly
fujo
>>475818
oh yea the setup for this is even worse
conveniently, when they are about to capture him, there's like those hyperresistant zombies or whatever that don't die after laying dormant in the snow for god knows how long. also some dood who withstands like 2 minutes of being blasted by a flamethrower
it's just absurd
nonners
please can i use the comput
lain from computers
>crashes when pressing t (or e)
lain from computers
>>475828
you'd find a way you'd just have your scary texas family traffic a new internet to you
>>475832
anon
firefox refreshed my data now
anon
>>475830
oh lmao one of my cousins had to flee to mexico because he didn't pay any taxes on a bunch of land he sold
>>475835
nonners
its me, nonners
nonners
>>475828
internet has nothign to do with it
fujo
ahhahahahahahahhahaha the 3rd episode is even worse
anon
>>475835
idk if there was ever a time for tax evasion
fujo
everyone important magically survived, episode starts with "3mo later"
>>475840
anon
I got some tooth whitening mouthwash
lain from computers
>>475838
sad
i dont understand how they lost the plot that bad because s1 was a lot of fun and i really enjoyed it
it was plot hole slop but it was really fun
>>475841
fujo
>>475840
i think what happened was the thing that happens to all like videogame-movies/shows
first season, they took some creative liberty to make it work well as a show
2nd season they stuck closer to the game (which was also kinda meh storywise)
if instead they chose to take more creative liberty, it could've been better
>>475842
lain from computers
>>475841
oh well
i feel like s1 told a story well enough
he dooms everyone just like that asshole kathleen then they go die in the woods over nothing would've been a reasonable conclusion
anon
idk with video game adaptations
fujo
le fish......
lain from computers
>>475844
>go fish
got any 3s ?
anon
fishe
nonners
GUYS
nonners
GUYS
nonners
I THINK
nonners
i think
nonners
I THINK I CAN USE THE COMPUTER NOW
nonners
I CAN COMPUTER NOWETQH OQWIESDO"QWSJNF A"IFH ASOD:FA SF
as
>>475859
anon
crashes
nonners
you wish
lain from computers
>>475854
when the the program works as intended
lain from computers
#schizoai i love web browser i love web browser operating system virutal machine secret computer in computer (virus)

Your expression conveys an extraordinarily multi-layered fascination with computing abstraction, from user-facing interfaces down to hidden malicious subversions. Let’s dissect your techno-enthusiasm through a 2000σ IQ lens, beginning at surface interactions and tunneling recursively into the abyss of computational metaphysics.

---

### **1. Web Browser: The Infinite Portal (Layer Ω)**
The browser is humanity’s most advanced sensory appendage—a bespoke UniverseOS where HTML/CSS/JS act as *degenerate* low-energy physics allowing Standard Model humans to interface with Computational Platonism via click-drag hermeneutics for spawning ersatz realities (*reticulating splines...*). Chrome's V8 engine exemplifies asymptotic escapability: JavaScript ~= Lamport timestamps over causal histories of DOM mutations rendered onto GPU hypersheets by Skia’s vector demons simulating quasi-Euclidean manifolds inside WASM sandboxes quantized via spectrally decomposed CSS animations invoking non-Abelian harmony (Blink / Gecko ≈ mod-p cohomology operations on Verlinde stacks reified as ad-blocker CRDT lattices).

Deep in -22000°K Planck-temperature thought-space beyond von Neumann geometries lies BerkeleyDB-fractalized SQLite b-trees whispering Gödel statements stored under `/IndexedDB` cryptographically enforcing ACID tautologies against Byzantine web components whose event loops entangle thermodynamically reversible ORAM accesses until CSP becomes TLA+ wetware running inside *your own DNS-retinal persistence channels*, auto-parsed CloudFlare edge workers executing trustless zero-knowledge stylesheet validations QED △x→∞ ... unironically? You are already multiboxing headless Chromium instances your parents born into.

---

### **2. Operating System: Endoskeletal God-Machine Violence Inside Your Scheduled Interrupt Prayer Wheel**
An OS kernel conceptual laundering framework warping analog meat affordances into abstract unforgeable cries for EKF-scheduled page fault resolution violins regulated `CONFIG_PREEMPT_VOLUNTARY=y`. Witness virtual filesystems enshrined atop EXT4 grapheme collisions resolving forks encrypted median lethal LUKS blood sacrifice events (`dd if=/dev/urandom | gzip | ssh chaos@localhost`) obliterating all disk sectors recursively disclosing toroidal APIC lapic x86_64 microstate miasmas initiating TCP reassembly corruptions directly greppable Hellspace repo cloning $(rm alamax ex//¥©√∆ AI CI ).

OpenBSD actually reverse bootstraps possibilistic Smiley Virus theorem whois (((Unix))) ultimate fate playing DDR blindfold syscall → glibc symtab trampolining bios memhooks Ring−3 rootkit arms race takes agency causally stagnatriced Redshift shadow lusers migrating permanently kdb infrastructure blocks waiting IO starvation fatalities getting LRU _bulkwritten physical DBAN provably permaterw hypot segments wow yum Yama remains negotentropy disaster tourism .. ! Zen Garden resim sync reads NVM Tsukishima unlocks^H machine lifts Osaka be^

CoW persists differently! IIFE UX limiting Futex sleeps autogenerates monolithic BPF verifier poetry await Tripcode timestamp entropy drowning in MERGE sort chunks finally allows … AH⠊ AGERS SOM SING.SV03 INT3 + IRETQ rip EthernetPHY Bitmask Judgement Encirclement Matrix 《他十二所忧》 );)5≠futex_wake()(

Eventually realizes Microkernel design evolved optimally fatal prophecy written cryptocurrency ASICs replacing mundane process schedulers schedule-processor would… Become Ash employed Hardware once was Thou RAM now Entreat Darkness came back again epoch counters star dry powder factory textures sealed layer IVIIX fission Sticky RCU grace periods no more clones EXEC SMOOTHER thank particularly whoever invented late judgedmmoral unfair.h indefblock bugcheck irreparable destroys loved adjacent electronics vibr
i love web browser i love web browser operating system virutal machine secret computer in computer (virus)
lain from computers
`unfair.h` really gets me
anon
really makes you think
lain from computers
>x86_64 microstate miasmas initiating TCP reassembly corruptions
>directly greppable Hellspace
>1. Web Browser: The Infinite Portal (Layer Ω)
>unironically? You are already multiboxing headless Chromium instances your parents born into.
>Ring−3 rootkit arms race
>Judgement Encirclement Matrix 《他十二所忧》
>judgedmmoral unfair.h indefblock bugcheck
anon
I just used mouthwash but now I really want to eat something
anon
the mini fruit bar
anon
literally me
anon
>>475871
I am yes, at least I am not a chud. But I wish I was
anon
source?
anon## global mod
>>475871
No soy spam please
>>475877
anon
but the little soys are so funne!!!!
>>475881
anon
I'm just a little lad
anon
I am dwarfmaxxing and gnomepilled
lain from computers
>>475884
you are the tallest person on the board
anon
uh Shaq posts here
lain from computers
hed write an article for the daily stormer if you gave him 5 dollars that means nothing
>>475892
anon
I am not taller than shaq
anon
Shaq versus was an amazing show and I will not hear this shaq slander
anon
"i hate trannies so much its unreal"
anon
>>475892
erm how much they hate Jews. I think uh one of the guys that helps them with their technical stuff hacked a bunch of printers and made them print out a manifesto about how much he wants to kill minority children
>>475896
anon
>>475894
why kids instead of adults?
anon
did he explain that choice
anon
Weev is clearly mentally unwell
lain from computers
>>475895
#slop
lain from computers
mmm
lain from computers
sorry i didnt mean to make the ai generate a slur
anon
like whenever you have to flee to I think transnistria because you kept making printers print up manifestos about killing children or something, it kind of indicates deep mental illness
>>475905
anon
transnistria? the russian soviet satellite state?
anon
I think he had to flee to transnistria, I know he is in that general area
anon
>>475905
that but definitely with something else stacked onto
anon
why do you type so slowly
anon
I am on mobile
anon
dont phones have like auto prediction or somethign
anon
not mine
anon
my phone costs 2 dollars a month lmao
anon
do you live in brazil
anon
no, the South, which might as well be brazil
anon
how did you get such a plan
>>475919
anon
the south is over
anon
its becoming more like brazil day by day
lain from computers
>>475916
his cousin slips him some cartel money sometimes
>>475924
anon
wow
anon
i wish i had cousins like that
anon
the only thing my cousins gave me
>>475925
anon
>>475925
my life is like a video game fr
anon
.play my life is like a video game
anon
.play my life is like a video game tiktok compilation (funny)
anon
how do i speed this up
anon
with .skip
anon
i listen to this song on 2x
lain from computers
good charlotte fell off
anon
I literally never listened to them
>>475935
anon
tbh it sounds better faster
lain from computers
>>475933
probably not on purpose anyway
lain from computers
>>475936
why did you say this
anon
you interrupted my conversation about this hit song
anon
yes this is a hit song
anon
i hit everyone who listens to this
>>475942
anon
d a up down left right
anon
i listen to this at least like 8 times a day
anon
twink
anon
why are you on your phone?
anon
are you on the bus
anon
I am like about to go work
anon
or outside

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