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shrimp
its kindaa but its way more sour
ivory
why is it sour
ivory
i was really expecting it to be bitter since that's what ive been hearing
shrimp
you gotta try dijon honey mustard now
>>47861
ivory
tbf the mustard a tasted was like in a packet, not in a bottle
booger
p
ivory
it's one of those little thingies on takeout
shrimp
p
ivory
im not sure if s&rs exists in your areas
shrimp
whats that
ivory
it's like a big convenient stroe i believe?
shrimp
ahh i dont think so
shrimp
doesnt sound familiar
ivory
my grandma brought me some of them hotdogs from that store and it came with that mustard. idk where she got it.
shrimp
do u like mustard now
ivory
i think i need to taste it more. i like a bit of sourness on my savory foods.
ivory
and the mustard was like cutting through the fat of the bacon that was on the hotdog
shrimp
yellow mustard is ok but dijon mustard is the best
ivory
dijon hmmm
ivory
sounds really bougie
nonners
i ate too many kinders my mouth is so dry
ivory
kinders??????
shrimp
#ai whats a kinder gentler way to say

A more compassionate and understanding approach would be...
whats a kinder
nonners
>doesnt know
shrimp
i dont..
ivory
a kinder egg?
ivory
what the hell
nonners
yea these
shrimp
oh i didnt know if you had them out there
>>47899
nonners
....
ivory
i haven't since kinder in a non egg form lol
ivory
seen
anon
they should have crueler eggs..
>>47898
recima
ivory hi
ivory
hi recima
name
>>47895
evil eggs. they kill you with poison (tasty still though)
recima
ivorycyou habmmmmmmmmmmm haΓ§me fuk
>>47907
shrimp
>>47890
we both googled the same thing
nonners
yea
shrimp
>>47899
yeah but ur like on an entirely different continent so not every candy is shared between us
>>47908
recima
u have a kind soul
ivory
what are you saying recima
anon
killer eggs are filled with a small, fatal charge of c4
name
>>47900
nice cedilla on the c, very classy
ivory
one part toy one part c4
shrimp
like canada and the uk have the same king but we have different chocolates
ivory
back then, kinder eggs used to contain litttle plastic animals, and so i would buy one egg every time i get my salary, and then I'd build it
nonners
i used to get the eggs as a kid but i havent seen them in a while idk if they still sell those
shrimp
yeah me2
shrimp
i think theyre still around
ivory
yea they're still around. with their creamy chocolate and wafer balls
shrimp
eight dollars
ivory
no way it's 8 dollars
name
that must be one of the huge ones... or like a multipack....
ivory
it's like a dollar fifty
>>47925
shrimp
yeah probablyu
anon
wait do kinder eggs no longer contain fun little gizmos in plastic capsules
recima
ivory
name
>>47921
still a ripoff... but the little animals or racecars you get to assemble are worth
>>47928
recima
ivory you have a kind soul
ivory
if im buying big kinder eggs, they might as well contain simple gunplas inside
>>47935
shrimp
>>47930
#reply

I'm sorry, I don't understand your message. Can you provide more context or explain what you mean by "pathetic"?
nonners
im rewatching severance before the second season drops, such a bagner of a show
ivory
>>47938
what is happening here booger
booger
oh they’re landing the plane
name
>>47940
it's an excellent little guy
shrimp
>>47938
was this ur flight
booger
no
ivory
ah shucks i gotta go to work again
>>47952
ivory
i wanna sleep more
shrimp
dogspeed ivory
ivory
gogspeed
ivory
well im not actually like going to work rn. i just need to go to work. i wish i had a car. or a scooter.
name
fuck
name
>>47949
maybe it could be blowing up if it tried harder. i believe in this plane!!
>>47961
ivory
i bet going to work will be much more enjoyable. at least a little
>>47962
booger
>>47959
no that’s just how this plane was designed to land don’t you see the kid on the ipad chilling
>>47970
ivory
me haha
shrimp
i dont think its even a holiday
>>47969
ivory
>>47967
yea such is the result of modern day capitalism
>>47977
booger
>>47966
it is i have it off
name
>>47961
its single-use explosive thrust packages to keep the plane stable as it lands :) very efficient
anon
the unemployed currently thriving
shrimp
oh it is a statutory holiday here
nonners
here we get jan 1st and 2nd off
ivory
#time Illinois (time is a village in pike county, illinois, united states. the population was 29 at the 2000 census)
booger
GRRRRRR FUCK ILLINOIS GRRRRR STUPID FUCKING CHICAGO ASS STATE
name
>>47968
we should all rise up against it or something... would b based
ivory
oh my god
shrimp
>>47976
yeah we can see you type as well
ivory
#time chicago (8:47:24 a.m. central standard time, wednesday, january 1, 2025)
name
godamit
ivory
it'll change your brainwave for a little while
shrimp
oh my egg
ivory
sometimes when i chat on like messenger or whatsapp, i assume that my chatmate also sees my message
>>48004>>47993
name
oh my science
name
>>47982
top right, little person icon :)
ivory
although they dont got that feature
name
altho u gotta hit enter to send the post in order to update ur name
nonners
>>47987
happens to me too lol
ivory
i think it makes me more mindful >>47994
name
>>47996
it's ok you have many goodwill points from the new year
>>48003
shrimp
test
test
omg it worked hi
test
removed one i for nonchalantness
anon
>>47987
>sometimes when i chat on like messenger or whatsapp, i assume that my chatmate also sees my message
this happens to everyone who uses this site
>>48006>>48007
anon
on discord i always have to remember for a second
ivory
>>48004
which is good. i think people should always assume that whoever they're speaking to can immediately hear and see what they're about to say
>>48009>>48020
name
that's ten goodwill points right there but only if you REALLY say it
name
>>48012
murder is a few hundred but only if the person did nothing wrong
ivory
js like irl
shrimp
says ten slurs
test
what does sapphic mean
shrimp
lesbian
ivory
wlw
name
>>48007
it's like talking in real life, we can make little typing slip-ups and they get echoed by others
>>48021
shrimp
In contemporary usage, β€œSapphic” refers to femmes attracted to other femmes whether they identify as lesbian, bisexual, queer, trans, masc, or any diverse identity falling within the spectrum of same-sex attractions (Hamou, 2022; Kennedy 2020).
name
>>48019
the words appear one at a time... so firghtening, this power...
name
fucked up that it doesn't keep going for the entire spin.... just a few seconds.....
ivory
lol
shrimp
kinda tragic
anon
#sharkspin
nonners
#say dick 'n' balls
>>48036
ivory
go tell op wme
name
>>48029
that would be fun but then someone could come along and post psot post and then we'd be stuck allll the way up at the top :(
ivory
#bounce
ivory
i forgot πŸ’€
>>48042
test
thjs is way cooler than like discord and whatsapp oh my god
>>48052>>48050
ivory
shrimp
πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
ivory
:bounce k
anon
>>48044
yeah it's like discord but better
ivory
ooops
anon
you can play music/videos that everyone else can see in real-time by writing ".play name of song"
shrimp
discord wishes it could have these neat ass features
>>48056
ivory
i always forget the commands here. i just like the one
>>48067
name
.play name of song
name
ai voice NO
.skip
name
.skip
shrimp
.play awoo 56709
ivory
guh
name
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shrimp
guh
ivory
i like this one because i contributed to the existence of it
anon## admin
>>48066
yes we can see the image and the text
name
>>48066
#edit god -> SCIENCE
test
athiests when someone on their deathvead says god help me
>>48074
ivory
>>48067
i will uncover all of it
shrimp
careful what u upload
test
HAHAHHAHAHA THATS THE ONE I WAS THINKING GOF
ivory
this i like the hug command bec it was my udea
>>48080>>48081
test
HAHAHHAHHAGAGAGHHAGS >>48078
shrimp
hate it when the presents dont evolve in time
>>48083
name
>>48082
it's the price we pay as godless heathens
nonners
i think message boxes need to be smaller so that we can see more messages
>>48089
ivory
>>48080
lmao i didnt code it though. i just thought of the little squeeze thing when it is replied
test
im on my phone but if i was typing on my computer you would be afraid of how fast i type it is intimidating
>>48093>>48094>>48095
nonners
theres like empty space that can be reduced
shrimp
#minigrid
name
>>48089
ENGRIDDIFY US PLEASE
anon## admin
>>48087
people are ranked here by how fast they type so you'd be the champion
>>48096
ivory
>>48087
you haven't seen booger type
test
>>48093
i would totally be top dog
anon## admin
#minigrid
name
it's gridding time
shrimp
yipppeee
nonners
woa
name
i'm gridmoding. what happens if my post is REALLY Long though. does it swamp outwards? steal a space from a poor little poster? snatch their grrid?
nonners
this is cool
test
>>48095
look i can do this where words appear at like once because i use swipe to type
shrimp
does the w do anything in grid mode
>>48110
name
oh brbrbrbrbr
anon## admin
#degrid
name
jackhammer
anon## admin
but yeah maybe we need a better way to show a higher density of posts
>>48118
name
abrbrbrb
name
it jackhammers the entire thread for me lole
anon## admin
>>48113
i think they were meming
test
ohhh okay yes ur right
shrimp
>>48113
oh i just meant careful with the pics because the second its uploaded we can see them so dont post the wrong pic yk
name
thankfully copy pasting previews it so u can't paste a screenie by accident
name
>>48118
high density posting action
shrimp
#fish🐟
anon## admin
fun new command:

#fish🐟
shrimp
oh that cursed fish
ivory
WHAT TYE FUCK
name
oh dear
test
#QUIET
anon## admin
#quiet
name
#fishΛšβ‹… 🐟 β‚Š β€§
nonners
finally, we've been asking for this for years
name
fuck yeash
shrimp
#fish🐟
anon## admin
#quiet
name
#fish🐟
anon## admin
#quiet
name
#fish🐟
name
#fish🐟
name
#fishΛšβ‹… 🐟 β‚Š β€§
name
#fish🐟
shrimp
#fishΛšβ‹… 🐟 β‚Š β€§
name
#fish🐟
test
#snow
name
#fish🐟
shrimp
#fish🐟
name
#fish🐟
anon
#caramelldansen
anon## admin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shrimp
oh yes
anon
oh shit
ivory
#quiet
anon
sorry
name
this is powerful
ivory
it's too powerful
anon## admin
#fireworks
anon## admin
#fireworks
shrimp
#fireworks
name
merry new year
#fireworks
ivory
it's like brodyquest
name
they do't stack .... do they....?
>>48162
test
i hate the little furry thing
shrimp
#fireworks
shrimp
#fireworks
shrimp
#fireworks
anon## admin
oh yeah most people have not seen brodyquest
shrimp
#fireworks
nonners
#fish🐟
name
139.png
::glegle
#brodyquest
shrimp
they do
nonners
#quiet
nonners
how do i stop omg
anon
stress testingg
shrimp
>>48176
theyre up to no good
nonners
autoscrolling doesnt work again
>>48181
anon## admin
>>48179
uhhh forever?
anon## admin
try refreshing
anon## admin
>>48180
sound should work
nonners
yea i have to refresh
>>48185
nonners
it just stopped working again
>>48203
anon## admin
>>48186
so in the top right we show how many people are in the thread and then when that number reaches above 10 we show the number of recent posters
anon## admin
>>48188
strange. try scrolling all the way down or uhhh
>>48218
shrimp
they have been smitted
>>48211
test
NO WAIT AM I STILL SMITTEd what does that do
anon## admin
smite doesn't do a lot right now
name
>>48213
mmm yummy thank you
name
#theme
body {
font-family: "comic sans";
}
shrimp
comic sansing is all it needs to do
test
sage
nonners
>>48203
its stops when i focus on the messagebox
name
bullshit it doesn't work
nonners
why is it like that
anon## admin
#theme
body {
font-family: "comic sans ms";
}
>>48236
name
#cleartheme
shrimp
its comic sans MS
name
abababa?
anon## admin
#theme
body {
font-family: "comic sans ms";
}
>>48230>>48236
name
mysterious
shrimp
oh it still dioh there we go
name
HELL YEAH
test
HELL YEAH
shrimp
i think this should be the default font
test
omg mine shook too
>>48235
anon## admin
>>48230
i added "ms"
shrimp
microsoft
anon## admin
>>48232
yeah it shakes if you shoutpost
name
>>48221
>>48225
but the first time it didn't work, and then the second time it did..... mysterious...
test
I LOVE GEORGE BUSH
>>48240
test
omg
shrimp
its that
anon## admin
>>48242
#spellcheck
anon
comic sans!
anon## admin
>>48242
#fix typos
shrimp
Those
nonners
The Hellp again, are they actually friends or why do they appear so often
>>48256
test
you know i was playing pokemon omega ruby on my phone but its not really that good i like ultra moon more
>>48258>>48259
anon## admin
#f8ball (f8 works in mysterious ways)
name
>>48253
they must have some connections cause like all their vids feature em
>>48264
nonners
.play the hellp yrstruly
name
>>48254
the new ones seem weirdly stinky in ways i can't quite put my finger on
>>48265
test
>>48259
im not very good so no i always get shit on :/
anon## admin
#cleartheme
name
back to our hard-edged arial....
nonners
>>48256
weird how i randomly found that band and then found this channel and theyre connected
test
>>48258
no try sun and moon its fun
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>48267
NOW!
shrimp
no!
shrimp
shrimps dont bark
>>48273
name
#ai what sound do shrimp make

Shrimp do not make any audible sounds as they live and move in water. They communicate through chemical signals and vibrations, but these are not detectable by human ears.
what sound do shrimp make
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>48270
theyre the dogs of the sea, jusst do it
name
#chemicalsignal

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