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0.2496% bloober!boymodewng
SADCHAN I'M CONFUSED I JUST LOVE THE BAND
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
IT'S NOT THAT DEEP
sæкі
and so on, they were mostly randos w skills in research and uncovering or geolocating
SadChan🍉🍉
>>486688
surreal? or wierd generation?
0.2497% bloober!boymodewng
like what does that mean in response to what i said i'm so confused
sæкі
is just one example yk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Being sleepy and maniac is one hell of a feeling
sæкі
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but while i did have direct connection to it, i n others were randos n lead to a predator being charged w 20 counts, there are things u can do even if smol scare n all
::hug
SadChan🍉🍉
randal has really long fingers
SadChan🍉🍉
so freaking long dude you have no idea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I fucking don't
SadChan🍉🍉
iin that bunny outfit he has fingers like 3x as longas mine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NO HE DOESN'T
SadChan🍉🍉
yea he does....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP BULLYING MY HUSBANDO HE'S ONLY 700
SadChan🍉🍉
just saying he has long fingers
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i grab water
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or nvm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE BULLIED
SadChan🍉🍉
not bullying randalfag, just has long fingers
SadChan🍉🍉
is ita bad thing 2 have long fingers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WIsh I had long fingers, I could give myself a prostate exam
SadChan🍉🍉
are u long finger-phobic
0.2498% bloober!boymodewng
.play mimi delivery service good kid
0.2499% bloober!boymodewng
.play no time to explain good kid
>>486717
anon
I am losing a game of chess against someone
0.2501% bloober!boymodewng
>>486718
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DID YOU PASS EVERY THING BTW SAD SCHAN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Benis ::DD
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also dave if here
derrick_phone
blehhh
sæкі
hai!~!!!!!!!!
derrick_phone
hi saeki!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna go to bed now bye
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bibi
SadChan🍉🍉
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imm gonan die alone oh god im gonna die alone we are all alone its alone
>>486737
derrick_phone
need someone to cuddle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not me lol, I have a shark
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wud give cuddles n care thoughs
sæкі
whatchu been up to ? ^^
>>486745
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay enough of that, bed time now
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nini
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yayyyy!
derrick_phone
im very light and easy to pickup
0.2503% bloober!boymodewng
>>486749
NICE
0.2504% bloober!boymodewng
im gonna sell 1 of your kidneys and we can split the profitt
>>486759
sæкі
:3 ok
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mine 2
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eating n typing w 2 fingers but
derrick_phone
>>486754
can u sell 1 of urs too so my kidney doesnt get lonely
>>486763
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kidneys cuddling
0.2505% bloober!boymodewng
>>486759
ok i'll sell one of mine and then i'll replace the one that i took from me with saekis
derrick_phone
yeab that sounds nice
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>thought of part of me in cuties 4ever
derrick_phone
i am gay
sæкі
me too
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as u know
SadChan🍉🍉
hi gay,
im mutant
>>486772
derrick_phone
i do
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cozy though mmm
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would share noms n drink w peeps or stuffs
cozy
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been writing n working on projects
got reached out to by a peep i havent talked to in 6 months, who i added on my new spacehey
derrick_phone
omg yayyyy
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i need to reply to thems. . .
and msg smth cute to u n peeps
0.2506% bloober!boymodewng
I SAID I DON'T LIKE CHANGE BUT I'M NOT AFRAID
SadChan🍉🍉
>>486772
my pronouns are fucking/freak
SadChan🍉🍉
i feel so bad 2day
>>486786
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i hope u feel a little better soon n tomorrow sad
0.2507% bloober!boymodewng
>>486783
awww ih ope you feel better what's wrong if you want to talk about it
SadChan🍉🍉
does anyone have that meme of the dogs
SadChan🍉🍉
where its like the fat dogs
SadChan🍉🍉
and its like i hate fat fucking dogs
SadChan🍉🍉
and all the fat dogs are like
SadChan🍉🍉
...even me?
SadChan🍉🍉
why?
SadChan🍉🍉
:(
SadChan🍉🍉
Shrimp???
anon
I want it to be known
anon
I MADE YOU MY WOMAN
anon
WHOEVER PLAYED AGAINST ME
shrimp
garfield you fat cat!
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#ksay shrimp you cutie!
>>486812
anon
I bring a kind of fuck it we ball to chess my ops aren't ready for
shrimp
u r decent at least for claiming to be a noob
shrimp
u used ur brain and thought abt moves i could tell that much
>>486819
SadChan🍉🍉
shrimp :) :) :) :): :): () :): ):):) :) :): ):) :):) :) :) :) :) :) : ):) :) :) :) :)
shrimp
sadchan hihi
SadChan🍉🍉
hi
shrimp
hi
SadChan🍉🍉
im in a fae mood
SadChan🍉🍉
i might steal someones names and cease to exist
>>486820
anon
>>486810
I sort of just threw pieces at things
anon
that's what fae do
anon
They take people's names then dip
shrimp
oh
rose
it feels like i have a hair in the back of my throat
>>486825
anon
>>486824
maybe I could help lubricate your throat
0.2509% bloober!boymodewng
Will mars be always in your windy tognue and in your flying feet
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are there any multiplayer games peeps like playing nowadays
>>486830
0.2510% bloober!boymodewng
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::lasang fat cat
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other than the pokemon or such peeps have linked
0.2512% bloober!boymodewng
JOIN ME
0.2513% bloober!boymodewng
JOIN ME ON T HE RIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
anon
Play lichess instead
0.2514% bloober!boymodewng
SAEKI THE RIFT IS CALLING YOU
0.2515% bloober!boymodewng
.play join me on the rift
0.2516% bloober!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
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aw
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ratched n clank
<3
0.2517% bloober!boymodewng
it's not a moba
0.2518% bloober!boymodewng
it's league
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n i dont rly mean competitive ass games
>>486857
0.2519% bloober!boymodewng
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::fat
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i wanna be able to chill n vibe w peeps w/o being pained by learning a game w a decade's plus of creep
anon
Lichess is very casual because I suck ass
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-w-
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mean like
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games i can relax to or play w peeps on call vibin for say
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co-operatively even if in PVP on same team or such
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or smth like a comfy game like mistria or stardew or the pokemon games but w people online (not battler modes only . . )
0.2520% bloober!boymodewng
>>486845
league is not competitive at all!!!
anon
I don't have my desktop computer rn
anon
otherwise I would suggest something
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i do not wanna turn into the guy who bullied me who was obsessed w league playing n ruined his relationship and
derrick_phone
god i love going down social media mutual rabbit holes and stalking people who i knew from years ago
>>486866>>486869
0.2522% bloober!boymodewng
like it's not even competitive look at how calm he is
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ive watched t1 -.-
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errob > t1
anon
And still having a photo from when I was 13 as my facebook pfp
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do u or
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OH
anon
aaaaaaaa my puter keeps shutting off i dont remeber my tripcode
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haiii anon
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:c
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but
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derrick phanone i
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should inv u n cutes i was thinking of cus
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i remembered i have some funny stuff ive found in my buying of many used external hard drives
anon
>>486880
You can start a band with my dad
derrick_phone
is ur dad cool and plays sludge and doom metal
>>486889
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i found a drive from an old
anon
I think cishets should be banned from the use of the phrase "love triangle". its literally impossible for them. at most, it is a love line, or a love chevron
anon
>>486885
He plays uh... wagon wheel
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Dell optiplex running win 95 or 98
anon
>>486891
there was this girlie here saying that once she meets u irl she would want to bite you really hard...
>>486900
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it has
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this guy was the kind to send boomer political comics in emails
anon
a love triangle is only possible if there is some manner of homosexuality going on
>>486898
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i have a ton of 00s boomer political comics thatre so dumb and funny in ironic way kinda
anon
therefore, they should be banned from this words
anon
Think about it
derrick_phone
>>486892
this is very concerning out of context, was it rose orlando
>>486906
anon
>>486898
nope thats still a love line. love triangle requires A loves B, B loves C, C loves A.
>>486905
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and bwa
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also wan show peeps photography n see cutes stuff up to idk hm
anon
>>486901
No you see A is me. B is a guy. C is a girl. I make B into my woman. So AB is straight. BC is straight. AC is straight. I am on the grindset
>>486908
anon
>>486900
probs ig. or maybe some other equally crazy girlie
derrick_phone
tbh ik quite a few worms want me
>>486912
anon
>>486909
thats still a chevron not a triangle
anon
triangle needs closed sides
anon
>>486907
That is true, I do want you
anon
polygon cannot have open sides
>>486915
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brb baffroom
anon
>>486913
There is no open sides, you fail to see the advanced math at play
>>486916
anon
>>486915
the "advanced math" is homosexuality therefore proving my point
>>486917
anon
>>486916
Hold on hold on, think about it like this. B is only MY woman, otherwise they are a man. Alright you see? The AB is straight and BC is straight
derrick_phone
how many worms from terf island frequent the board i cant remember ik theres me and rose but i think there is a third however im unsite
anon
ORGANIZE THREE DOTS THAT ARE BLACK AND WHITE SUCH THAT NO SIDE SHARES THE SAME DOT COLOR
U CANT, IT REQUIRES HOMO SEX
>>486921>>486922
shrimp
m
anon
>>486919
I am not engaging with bipartite graphs right now, I am operating on a different level
shrimp
>>486919
#refute

nice try fed.

also, "homo sex" wouldn’t help anyway—math doesn’t care about your weird associations. let’s break this "problem" down for you, because you clearly need it.

1. **black and white dots arranged so no side shares color**: this is literally the simplest graph coloring problem. draw a triangle (3 dots, 3 sides). color one dot black, the next white. the third must be opposite of the first two—so if side 1 is black-white, the third dot can be black without breaking the rule (side 2: white-black, side 3: black-black! oh no, that’s two blacks. but wait, if you make the second dot white, the third must be black to avoid adjacent same-colors. but then the side between the first and last dots is black-white… literally works. and you could flip the colors to mirror this.

2. **"requires homo sex"**: what does this even mean? are you trying to say something about orientations? graphs don’t have a sexuality. is this a bad attempt at implying "homomorphism"? even if it were, that’s irrelevant. homomorphisms are about structure-preserving mappings between algebraic systems, not edge coloring. unless you’re making a broken analogy about same-color adjacency—in which case, "homophobic" would be the *wrong* antonym by your own logic.

3. **speedrun stupidity**: it’s a classic intro-level graph theory problem. if you think this requires anything beyond basic logical symmetry, you're just embarrassingly wrong and failing at trolling.

tl;dr: no, moron, the dots aren't the problem here.
derrick_phone
does anyone want to loan me £1000 that i don't have to pay back so i can get a bass guitar
>>486925
0.2523% bloober!boymodewng
yes
anon
LOVE TRIANGLE IS HOMOSEXUAL CULTURE AND STRAIGHTS DESCRIBING ALL OF THEIR ROMANTIC MEDIA THAT WAY IS GAY ERASURE
>>486930>>486931
derrick_phone
>>486925fuck yeah
0.2524% bloober!boymodewng
wait euros?
0.2525% bloober!boymodewng
sorry i don't pay with euros out of principle
anon
>>486926
You are failing to see how absolutely and inarguably STRAIGHT I am, I make the love triangle work. I'm built different
>>486933
anon
>>486931
then thats gay and it solves the problem with gay math which is the entire point im making
derrick_phone
SHRIMP
shrimp
hi
shrimp
im chillen
anon
without homo sex there cannot be love triangles.
>>486943
shrimp
im eeby
shrimp
i got lockjaw
derrick_phone
chillen and eeby r awesome it reminds me of the hit song sleep drifter by aussie psych rock band king gizzard and the lizard wizard
anon
>>486939
Is it really homosex if I passionately make llove to a man until he feels like he is my woman???? That's straight
>>486944
anon
>>486943
this is cringe
being straight is something to be avoided not put on a pedestal
shrimp
the only gizzard lizzard song i know is people vultures
>>486949
anon
In all liklihood
0.2526% bloober!boymodewng
bang??????
shrimp
im just sleep deprived and stoned
anon
You let me win then, just not intentionally
shrimp
sorta
shrimp
under ideal circumstsances it wouldve at least been more of a challenge for u
shrimp
but u kinda swept me lol
anon
It's that I brought the heat
shrimp
u did
anon
I am very direct like that
shrimp
at least 275f
anon
What is that in derrick units
>>486966
derrick_phone
chat i havent had a proper meal today and its past midnight i just remembered i need to eat food should i go do that
>>486964
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anon made me remember earlier n
anon
>>486962
I made profiteroles and would feed you some delectable profiteroles. You need to eat!
>>486968
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just shaved the lil bit of facial hair i hab
shrimp
>>486961
#reply

that's 15 derrick units, measured in pure ferret-powered zoomy sprints around the living room before a happy nap time! 🏁
anon
I wish I could cook you something really good!
derrick_phone
>>486964
thatd be nice except i literally have forgotten to eat any kind of food for 24 hours
>>486970>>486969
anon
>>486968
You must eat! GO EAT YOU CUTE FUCK
derrick_phone
idk why my body is just like nah ur not eating today and im like wtf why and my body is like omg make ur dnd character and im like ok!!!!
>>486974
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oh ye
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it took, tragically, 50< yrs but
anon
>>486971
if you could eat anything what would you want, I could make you like banh mi or something
>>486976
sæкі
my mom got diagnosed w adhd :>
derrick_phone
>>486974
i have arfid so id cook myself some spagbol because i have the BEST spagbol recipe and no you cant make it better than me bc im so fucking goated
>>486978
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, ;0
anon
>>486976
Oh yeah you do the bolognese
anon
Alright, I trust you that you make it better
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my electric razor cut my chin a little..
anon
I will give you that!
anon
But in exchange, I think I would kiss you better, so there
derrick_phone
thatd be swaggilicious
anon
Now go make your spaghetti!
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do u hab any interest cutie is errr
nerd for a lil
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like w nonas radios n bikes or
rose n sum moosic n stuffs
:>
or
derrick_phone
making music on an oscillograph date
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curious w chu
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oooo heh
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makes me think of how cool oscilloscope moosic can be
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but thascute, makes me think of modular synths but
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oh :0
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1
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theres a lot of electronics gear n test equip thats rly cool to try w moosic n synthesis stuffs
0.2527% bloober!boymodewng
>>486997
::clap
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nicuuu
0.2528% bloober!boymodewng
i'm so proud of you derrick_phone
derrick_phone
thank you everyworm
>>487012
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id cook for cutes
but proud of cutie
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ima edit dog to be diff tag
anon
>>486997
Good, you better make some good bolognese
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-w-
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:3
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>wants to buy equipment for music
>assumed to be buying for foreign government
anon
>>487002
I bet you look cute when you are working in the kitchen
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lol
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and agree
anon
You'd have to be crazy to disagree
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anon
Saeki do you want to play chess
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nuh
not into n havent played in too long
anon
What about uh....
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habing sip then may eep but
anon
What game would you want to play
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fuzzy n dunno if can focus on game dis moment
anon
aight then you NEED to sleep!
anon
To get your beauty rest
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might work first'
derrick_phone
i got pasgetti in da water
>>487031
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:'DD
anon
Tasty tasty
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i think parts of my essay are editable into fully coherent thingy, need to work on the connecting sections/bridges, but also think maybe up to sharing
>>487035
0.2529% bloober!boymodewng
>>487027
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i might share like
could rn but also foggy n might need to think or re-read some of first as is
anon
Is alright to take your time!
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eepy time ish n
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am able to write but not as easily edit previous days' sections
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-w-
0.2531% bloober!boymodewng
we should all do nationstates
>>487044
0.2532% bloober!boymodewng
i miss that game it was so much fun
anon
it's still around I thought
anon
anyone ever play diplomacy?
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ik abt it but not played much or at all i think cus of not knowing peeps tho
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i did play a lot of nationstates through school age
anon
We need like a board game thing or smthn like that
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can see abt setting up at sum point
anon
ye
fujo
gooood moorningn wormsies <3
>>487062
anon
good morning or evening in real time
anon
finally finished i love amy
anon
its good its like lesbian –
>>487058
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:D
anon
its like lesbian devilman crybaby :D
0.2533% bloober!boymodewng
>>487053
#time in pakistan (4:59:38 a.m. pakistan time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
>>487068
anon
person who feels too much emotions x person who feels too little emotions is such a cute ship
0.2534% bloober!boymodewng
oh i guess it is 5am
anon
even if its a disaster for everyone involved 101% of the time irl
sæкі
>cri in being one who feels too much constantly
fujo
>>487062
#time in berlin (2:00:20 a.m. central european summer time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
>>487089
anon
#time batman (2 minutes)
fujo
#time christmas island (7:00:48 a.m. christmas island time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#tumw pitcairn island
anon
#time pitcairn island (4:01:06 p.m. pitcairn standard time, saturday, may 24, 2025)
fujo
tumw
anon
xd
anon
#time svalbard (2:01:20 a.m. central european summer time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#time east timor (9:01:34 a.m. east timor time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
damn it has all the tiny countries
anon
#time sentinel island (cannot compute)
anon
That's right
anon
#tume sealandia
anon
I broke it
anon
#time selandia (cannot compute)
anon
omg
anon
#time sealandia (cannot compute)
anon
#time abhkazia (4:02:47 a.m. georgia time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#time south ossetia (cannot compute)
anon
HAH
anon
gotcha now #time (cannot compute)
0.2535% bloober!boymodewng
>>487068
berlin deez nuts over your face
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brushed teef

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