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no.528
>>490437
yeah more seinfeld than twink
anon
>>490440
I never said anything about whether or not I would (redacted for hornyposting) Jerry Seinfeld
>>490445
no.528
holy shit
twelve lain tryway
ahfuipodsahjifgdoaskfdas
no.528
your honor, i never said i would beat seinfeld within an inch of his life
no.528
why does it have to be WET
no.528
does that increase the power
>>490453
no.528
>>490453
that's pretty good honestly
twelve lain tryway
#ksay shrimp
no.528
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
twelve lain tryway
#ksay shimp
no.528
::shrimpcel
twelve lain tryway
#ksay #ai if a shrimp could w how many s wo a shi p

shrimps can't write so zero s. nice try fed. if a shrimp could w how many s wo a shi p
no.528
zero s for sh rimp (
anon
Shrimp after I completelly get into their head and dominate them in a game of chess with my superior IQ
no.528
you couldn't dominate your way out of a paper bag
anon
Oh yeah, well hold on I don't have the game saved
twelve lain tryway
you are last on the leaderboard for wii sports golf
>>490470
no.528
ranked domination
no.528
.play thao and the get down stay down we brave bee stings and all
terry
>>490473
#ai is this a virus?

no way to know without more info. if it's a sketchy file or link, don't risk it. scan with malwarebytes or something. stay safe. is this a virus?
no.528
>>490473
#reply run virus check

nice try fed. run virus check
anon
It's a very sketchy link, to when I destroyed a libtard (shrimp) in chess
>>490482
terry
>>490473
zamn tho, how tf do u even get there
anon
I don't know how to checkmate
>>490479
anon
oh also shrimp asked me to kill my queen, so I obliged
no.528
>>490473
that queen trade was brutal
terry
guys i have a secret to tell you....
>>490486
no.528
>>490485
not a secret everyone sucks at chess unless you're deep blue
anon
Exact words
SadChan🍉🍉
aaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
SadChan🍉🍉
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
anon
>>490492
the chat isn't shown sadly
twelve lain tryway
>>490484
lets see the receipts
anon
It was intense hornyposting
anon
nope, can't get the chat logs, sad
no.528
mere conjecture
terry
many such cases...
terry
im so horny i could fuck a...
>>490502
anon
Say what you want, I know the truth
no.528
>>490489
an hour to serve five people is crazy
Fellow Normal Poster## global mod
>>490502
I just checked, I think we're fine.
>>490507
anon
Oh thank GOD
no.528
mods are asleep post yugioh cards
twelve lain tryway
ROLL MY DICE
no.528
that's what it do, yugi
terry
\*HOMOPHOBIA\*
shrimp
i havent added them i should add them
no.528
add them!!!!
anon
Shrimp is here
no.528
now we're talking
terry
also, SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twelve lain tryway
#ksay shimp
no.528
there are SO MANY
shrimp
hio
no.528
I LOVE THIS
twelve lain tryway
#hsay shint limp
no.528
#hsay scrunt ass milk
anon
.play crab assembly factory
shrimp
she is so shy
terry
shrimp, im gonna krill youuuuu
shrimp
terry
shrimp
wtf...
no.528
one two suck a few
anon
Shrimp, when are you going to get even for the chess match
shrimp
probably never
anon
But you promised D:
anon
#fish#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
#poll what if you were swimming in the ocean and some krill swam up to you and went "ermmmmmm krill yourself? :shrimp emoji:" / that would be funny I think / I would NOT be amused
terry
i seriously dont understand what DIO was even trying to accomplish here lmao
no.528
did this really happen in jjba
>>490567
terry
yes
no.528
CRABS
ASSEMBLE
twelve lain tryway
poor guys....................
terry
HOLY CRAB!!!!!!
anon
watching the crabs dying video playlist on youtube
terry
CRAB RIGHTS ARE
terry
uhhhhhh
no.528
crab rights are human rights
twelve lain tryway
i didnt want to sea the crab get cleagerd
no.528
he just became two smaller crabs
terry
.play funny monkee
anon
.play not like that crab
anon
>>490583
literally me when I get my kawasaki ninja
anon
>>490586
this would go on to show in detail the start of the ebola virus
>>490589
terry
didn't AIDS also come from chimpanzees?
>>490592
terry
who tf is out here trying to get freaky wit da chimps?????
no.528
>>490590
#reply fact check this

yes, hiv (the virus that causes aids) originated from chimpanzees in central africa. it’s believed to have jumped to humans through hunting/bushmeat handling in the early 1900s. the specific strain (hiv-1 group m) likely came from chimps in southeastern cameroon. not the same as covid origins obviously, but zoonotic spillovers happen. (source: scientific consensus via viral phylogenetics.) fact check this
anon
The GRIDS crisis!!! Because God hates the homosexuals
no.528
God's Really Indignant about the Darn homoSexuals
terry
.play opm baby
anon
.play chinese monkey one arm being given candy
terry
carti cooked here tbh
shrimp
they are music
terry
i actually fw this unironically
terry
it tickles the back of my brain
shrimp
my pet theory is mumble rappers are actually autistic and vocally stimming
terry
.play rappin for jesus
shrimp
oh no
terry
something that's more your speed :)
shrimp
wtf
shrimp
u clearly dont know my speed
>>490610
anon
>>490608
shrimp exclusively listens to harsh noise
shrimp
no i listen to trap music
terry
hmmm
no.528
music that makes you fall into a spike pit
>>490615
terry
.play icp hokus pokus
shrimp
oh thats fuckewd
no.528
>>490617
stick around like 5 mins and you'll break the cycle
terry
certified white trash core
anon
alt v's
shrimp
XING XING IS PETTING THE CAT
anon
xing xing attacks person
anon
.play xing xing attacks person
shrimp
maybe dont grab the monkey by the neck
no.528
poor xingxing
terry
i love heartwarming ai slop /gen
terry
them saying the n word activates my fight or flight response
anon
THIS
no.528
almost certain this is a selfaware "bait" vid
>>490634
terry
like really
no.528
it's very good
terry
fr
terry
they even have a fake website and all
no.528
he didn't even freestyle
terry
very funny
no.528
respect
anon
>>490641
You're funny... he... hehe... funny LOOKING
shrimp
AAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN DESTROYED
terry
insane clown pussy goes hard
anon
Me showing up to the function in pure jugalo regalia
terry
>>490645
istg if this turns out to be a shock site im gonna stir fry you
terry
ig .look isn't a vaild domain name extension
>>490654
shrimp
its not i just made up that url and if it were a shock site i would be very sorry
anon
>>490645
Don't CLICK I clicked this link and now photos of my PENIS are all over the INTERNET
>>490659
no.528
do shock sites still exist
are people making new tubgirls and 2girls1cups
>>490660>>490661
no.528
>>490657
that's just twitter don't upload you're penis there
shrimp
.play ize this is not a drill
shrimp
>two girls one cup
>look inside
>four cups
terry
>>490665
they're ignoring you twinkanon
terry
she's just like me :)
terry
holy fuck
shrimp
wow
shrimp
i wasnt excpecting
anon
Literallly me
shrimp
this
twelve lain tryway
>>490670
#describe (a black square with a white border and a black background)
>>490681
shrimp
lain train
twelve lain tryway
no
terry
wuh
anon
there is no thawing
terry
zamn
nonners
#ai is this a drill?

nope, not a drill. just vibes. is this a drill?
nonners
i think ive been outside enough for at least 2 weeks of inside
>>490693
no.528
>>490691
built up enough outside time
anon
lmao'd, lmfao'd even
twelve lain tryway
rofl
no.528
rainbow on floor lol
anon
lmao, lol, rofl
no.528
#poll which / idiot dog.mp4 / dog_egg.mp4
twelve lain tryway
>>490716
this isnt good
no.528
>>490715
i think dogs could beat egg in a fight but it would be close
twelve lain tryway
>>490720
#edit make this real and true
no.528
>>490722
eggs are friends not food
shrimp
#ai Why shouldn't I put eggs in my pants? How else should I carry ?

eggs are fragile and pants aren't designed to hold them. you'd end up with a mess. use a carton or bag instead, keeps 'em safe. that simple. Why shouldn't I put eggs in my pants? How else should I carry ?
no.528
pants are not desigbned to hold eggs
>>490726
anon
#ai my friend has a pair of eggs in

their hand. best bet is to eat 'em raw for max gains. protein don't care how it gets in ya. shells add crunch if you're hardcore. my friend has a pair of eggs in
>>490728>>490737
no.528
i turned off my computer for 20 mins and chat died... this simulation aint shit///...
anon
that's how it be
anon
I'm gonna WORK OUT
anon
Cause I am a BIG STRONG MAN
anon
wuv
anon
huh
rose
my body is a machine that turns sucked dicks into unsucked dicks
>>490741>>490738
rose
>>490727
#refute

oh wow, the *brilliant* protein broscience has arrived. let's unpack this masterpiece of nutritional ignorance, shall we?

first off, eating raw eggs is just begging for a salmonella party in your gut. yeah, sure, cooking might denature *some* of the protein—but guess what? your body actually absorbs *more* protein from cooked eggs because heat breaks down the inhibitors that block digestion. so congrats, you’re not just risking food poisoning like some caveman, you’re also missing out on gains. genius.

as for the shells—ah yes, the ultimate "hardcore" flex. nothing says "i don't understand basic human biology" like chewing on calcium carbonate shards for "crunch." if you want extra minerals, take a supplement like a normal person instead of cosplaying as a chicken that recycles its own exoskeleton.

let's not even get into how utterly disgusting the texture of raw egg whites is, or how the avidin in them binds to biotin and can mess with absorption *unless you cook it first*—but hey, maybe you're just in this for the ✨aesthetic✨ of looking like a wiry gremlin who licks egg juice off his fingers for clout.

tldr: unless you're rocky training for a 1980s boxing match with prehistoric dietary advice, stop embarrassing yourself. cook your damn eggs.
no.528
>>490736
that's quite a powerful skill to be honest
rose
its rlly painful
no.528
do you have to like reverse the sucking process or is it like a transmutation kind of thing
>>490744
anon
I need you to unreverse the sucking process immediately
anon
If you have to use another orifice, I do not mind, but I require it post haste
anon
>>490746
No, you can't do this to me....
anon
I am dying rn
no.528
don't make me triple it
no.528
you don't wanna know what happens when one is triple unsucked it's pretty rough
anon
Do it doc, do it
anon
I am returning to my workout until my dick is resucked
anon
they call me cardiobunny
nonners
outside is awesome
anon
the outside is pretty good
anon
kinda warm out tho
anon
Zamn nice view
anon
I have a pic from outside yesterday
anon
lemme grab my phone
nonners
cant believe no one told me there was outside until now
nonners
never seen this kinda shoes
nonners
could kill someone with a kick
anon
It's my python skin cowboy boots
anon
they look weird posed like that cause of the jeans
anon
I promise they don't normally print that hard on pants
anon
I also need to condition this
anon
They are vegan I promise!
anon
(they aren't)
tea (phone)
my dad is vegan
anon
I honestly wish I had the willpower to go vegan smtimes
anon
Because I am like... they do be kinda right
tea (phone)
yeag
anon
oh ym GOD I am dripping with sweat
tea (phone)
.........
anon
I have to do my cardio
tea (phone)
ohhh my god
anon
I am doing that uh I think 8000 burpees in a month thingy
tea (phone)
twinkanon u cant say that in chat ur gonna woo all the hoes
anon
It's what I do
anon
Is okay, I am actually dying after 200
anon
I have 100 more today, then I have to do 300 every day till the end of the month or something IDK I can't count
tea (phone)
i NEED to lick all the (redacted rest of message)
anon
You could honestly run a towel along my body and wring out a glass of sweat from it because it is 90 degrees out here
rose
idk why
rose
i wasnt like in need of a sweat
anon
I am too tired to self censor pls
rose
i am so sad btw i do not have my poppers
anon
>>490797
Yeah me, let me llick you clean
rose
they were taken by the doorman in london, evil city of hate and malcontempt
rose
i am trying to find a fuzzy in supermariomon but this game hates me
anon
I also didn't resolve to do the burpee thing until after doing like a gorillion other things
anon## global mod
>>490801
I hope you are okay
tea (phone)
>>490801
UHH global mod here i cannot speak
anon
I would NEVER hornypost in general chat we are discussing exercise techniques
anon
Exercise and uh like uh smell management techniques
shrimp
sexercise
no.528
did you know that
;, exists
and dms exist
doesn't have to be public please golly
>>490823
rose
tea phone? i would not put tea on my phone
rose
or my phone in tea for that matter
rose
furthermore i have never seen tea non-phone edition, i dont believe it exists
>>490817
tea (phone)
>>490813
ur not prepared for thes
rose
which is why i do porn
rose
(i do not do porn, can you imagine?)
tea
hai im on my pc
rose
hello teapc
tea
tea
finally the secrets of the moonroons has been revealed to me
>>490835
anon
IDK how to play
rose
>>490831
the scholars by car seat headrest?
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