says im the most gorgeous person on earth and is immediately stunned to silence when i walk through the door

no comments on my hair though they usually faint b4hand

its sad that nobody is conscious to appreciate ur beauty :/

thank u for the support i dont need tour approval though

its healthy thats all u need 2 know ho i dont post myself to people that i dont have the numbers of thats my general rule

rape and dying and genocide and the dark theres a lot of things to be scared of

theres crazy people online

stalking and harassment campaigns, mostly

exactly

i spoke to this one 28 yr old tranny she was a fucking freak was talking about fucking LSD brain frying to rebuild me actually scary trannies have these people in the community i wasnt even close 2 her its weird

there is limited access control here

thats what i get for being gorge

horge

blow me

WHERES MY VAPE

found it

proud of u

i quit vaping a few weeks ago

i miss it

im class of 76 but i still flirt with the lil highschool freshies just to see if i got game ✌️

>>48998
thats kinda big tho

im just high sorry

im 18 ho watch it

how old r u

I JUST DID THE CRAZIEST GHOST YOU HAVE NO IDEA it was like an o-rimg and then i ghosted it holy fuck i actually am so good at everything i do

anyway who else is a 54 yr old man here

im a chaser im trying to cheat on my stepwife

stepwife

whatever

biology phd here thinks shes better than me

ig stepwife is like for cucks maybe

my weed tolerance is crazy nowadays i dunno if ur impressed (you are) but i smoked a WHOLE blunt and was basically sober

if i do weed im chased by demons and evil spirits and i think that im going to die or go insane

okay thats cool but were tou impressed

a lil but also if u dont get chased by spirits its not that hard you can just do a lot of weed and then you have a high tolerance and then you need to pay a lot of money

i dont need your approval keep it to yourself

.skip

girl in the video was kind of cute ?? girl ig?

good frog

i cant compliment people now?

you cant

okay sorry?

how old are you big sad

no its not funny but do you want to have a good time or constantly spew social commentary oh my god im going to BASH TOUR HEAD against a wall

shut up

tour

shrimp

shrip

you got good dog-ed

tou need to watch your mouth

.play let it happen louis cole

NO WAIT I WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING

>>49049
thats cause im the goodest

im not sure ahat but i want a turn

you are allowed to it goes into the queue

louise cole

theres too much pressure now i dont even wanna play anything anymore shrimp ruined it

wait is this the right louis cole im thinking of

fucking biologist bitch

yeah shrimp ruined it hahaha

hahahahhaha shrimp ruined it lets laugh at shrimp

i ruined it. and ill ruin it again. you cant stop me.

no this is louis cole of clown core fame

did you say ruin you watch tthe tone

>>49064
kjfghdfgh

>>49068
#reply

That depends on the context of the conversation. If I said something that could potentially ruin our friendship or relationship, then yes, it's important to watch the tone and make sure we communicate respectfully and effectively. However, if I simply made a mistake in my words or tone, it may not necessarily "ruin" anything but it is still important to address and correct. Communication is key in any relationship so let's make sure we are mindful of how we speak to each other.

#reply>>49072

thegate keepers should be removed thegate keepers should be removed

reply >>49071

no no >>49072

>>49074
#fix

yeah why isnt it 2021 ???

i remember back in 86 when me and the guys were hitting on the freshies (we were 26)

its still 2021 to me

or just b born female

>>49081
sounds like hell

i did at 15 and then dropped it at 18 and then picked it back up at 18 and now im gonna drop it again because i decided im gonna live my life as a CHAD and im gonna get jaw implants and shit

no i just like got really scared of having to live life as a tranny so i dropped it for some time so i tried to delude myself into living a normal male life but at that point estrogen had already turned my face into boneless so i just gave up on that

>>49085
thats kinda cool, do they have wrist surgeries to increase wrist girth

>>49091
men used to go to WAR now they post thirst traps on tiktok

while they post propoganda tik toks

can someone please overshare i did now i feel alone

where did shrimp go also thats gross go take out the trash fuck shrimp that stupid biologist bitch

.play [YouTube]

okay well dont like be dead soon i guess also fuck you shrimp

>>49098
rent free

anon how old are you also how old was big sad i forgot

im 23

why is no one else 18

life is painful for us 65 years YOUNG

idk i think some of the ppl who use the site originally found it like 2 years ago so 20 is the minimum age for that chunk of the userbase

i was 18 once

>>49108
9 years ago ho

nearly 11 years ago

being white is a cheat code also shrimp ur 29

>>49115
almost

fuck you shrimp

>>49116
some friends are better than none

>>49118
u hate me cause u aint me

>>49121
do you think youre better than me

yes

>>49119
ohhh nevermind i misread ur moms a ho im gonna beat her ✌️

>>49119
thats fucked im sorry u gotta deal with that

>>49119
#hug thats actually so immensely retarded and shitty

>>49123
u got good dog-ed nevver forget

jeeze

>>49130
yet , im still better

>>49128
you know why its because juice control the media THATS A BOJACK reference im not antisemitic

>>49129
oml i thought my grandfather was bad cuz he didnt go to my parents wedding cuz my dad is a jew

>>49133
playing with fire...

>>49137
it was a BOJACK HORSEMAN REFERENCE dont fucking play with me

bonack

i have a lot of empathy for kanye he is obviously going thru a lot i think people need to recognize that hes just not okay

>>49142
he doesnt really seem to do much to be better & he's been like this for a loooong time but yeah, its sad

sometimes its hard to try to get better??? exactly hes bipolar and he went thru a divoce where he doesnt see his kids like honestly i think we need to let him breathe a little its like hating terry davis like theyre both just really sick

>>49145
ok but he is a billionaire he has the means to take care of himself a lilll tiny bit and also he doesnt have actual schizophrenia

if he wanted to breathe a little he could like not do a bunch of appearences where he talks about hitler being a good person

or whatever he said

>>49146
okay thats a good point shut up and blow me

i love clodsire

>>49147
whatever he made yeezus and mbdtf

>>49152
the alex jones appearance does like atone for half of it to me loll if ur funny enough its ok

light yagami was a NEOLIBERAL bitch he killed small time criminals if i jad a deathnote elon musk would be gone TOMORROW

okay yes we r in the same boat so why remind us tho

>>49157
whos gonna be testing ur dna

it is a little weird i cannot wait to have a healthy relationship with my body and be prepared to actually do anything like.. yknow related

fuck shrimp btw

rent free

dont talk to me

as you wish

>>49166
are you into men

no wtf? never listen to anything i say thats like a rule of thumb

.play [YouTube]

shrimp is a ho

>>49177
i aint loyal

THESE HOES AINT LOOOYAL

>>49178
dont do that...

i didnt play the dlc because i hate elden ring

whatt it was fun i played as umm morgana from fata morgana

i just dont like the open world

open world is fun all i do all day is play minecraft and stardew valley and terraria lol

why didn't fromsoft add peakra instead

ive tried playing it a bunch and i just get really annoyed exploring

i really dont like open world games

i have like 10 minecraft accounts im fucking braindead

i just wanna fight the bosses

thats the worst part theyre too hard

not rly

ho

watch your tone

tour

STOP

YOU ARE MAKING ME INSECURE ABOUT HOW I TYPE

ok ok

fuck this stupid shrimp bitch

have u seen my shrimp

id say have you seen my shrimp but its an EEL cuz im top dog

>>49208
get them theyre super super easy to take care of

>>49211
you know u just need to get high

>>49211
#hug

i wish i had more weed i wanna fry my brain asap

im on 800mg of seroquel and for 6 hours after taking it i have a buzz going its fucking great

schrimp

SHRIMP YOU DIDNT MAKE FUN OF HER AHHSHDH THE BIAS IS CRAZY

shes typing it like that on porpoise

purpoise

porpoise

blastoise

pokemon

shrimp a bitch

ye

its a fun silly series

some of the older vids r interesting cause people died waaaaaaaay more to some of the bosses and it was funny to see the differences

like 5 deaths vs 100

boymoder cat

my head aches

make sure u stay hydrated

>>49244
me

>>49243
i wanted sympathy not advice GOD

>>49248
sry im not a very sympathetic person...

i don't need your sympathy

>>49209
happi shrimbs:D nomnomnom

>>49251
oh .....

>>49252
what the fuck was this

>>49254
rip maybe u can shrink the resolution

i have so many cute images on my phone but i won't share them unless i get validation and compliments for each and every one

dead chat

>>49260
#textflip

I did not consent to that.

>>49262
#textflip

yeah thats rape

>>49243
sip sip I’m having Gatorade. I should switch to tea. 2 much sugar

I will ban you.

>>49266
do it.

I do not know how to actually

>>49269
i do 😏

>>49256
happi post xD

>>49265
yeah sugar bad for u

i think i fixed the autoscroll

>>49272
That's why you know all the weird commands.

can you guys type stuff

powerful nonners!!!!!

>>49277
#ban

>>49278
type shit yourself god 0 accountability

the jack daniels is empty

he drank it

i think it works if its not zoomed in too much, rn i have it on 110% and it works idk why it stops at closer than this

>>49271
me 2 me 2

>>49290
actually cackled

>>49292
oooooh we should create a super worm electrolyte drink with the same flavor and get rich!

>>49300
aww

i really hate touching animals i dont like the fact that they dont wipe their ass

i was my ass with soap and water whenever i shit animals need to do the same

>>49304
any good owner wipes their ass for them afterwards

>>49297
good game :)

>>49300
I bet he was doing a sneeky pretend to get prized lori cuddles

>>49308
ew gross you wipe animal assess too? knew it

>>49313
no i dont get pets except my shrimp

>>49314
you were in 3rd grade when i was born

>>49316
biologist asshole

im not actually a biologist

wait what what r u then

well i was a locksmith now im ognna go to college for programming

why programming its an oversaruratged nf fhfrfbdndnfbfhdh wow the ego on this bitch get a load of her

cause i like computers

yeah but im better than most people so ill do well

programming is boring and for neds.

programming wont be oversaturated anymore cuz ppl are scared of AI replacing them

nerds.

kurwa

>>49329
im gonna replace ai

>>49329
it will happen eventually i think maybe idk i dont code im not a geek

>>49334
me too

theyll come to us for ideas

>>49323
I was reading about auto key cloning recently because my cousin lost her key. apparently they haven’t used proper cryptography till recently. excited

>>49323
wait you were a locksmith? why did u stop

shrimp will you code something for me

>>49339
partially depression partially i really hated my coworkers they were abunch of right wingers

.play im a locksmith and im a locksmith

>>49344
that might be me yeah

>>49342
thats horrible

I CAN DO THE TORONTO ACCENT SO WELL YOU HAVE NO CLUE

>>49320
who wouldn’t…

who is in philly

was it an mtfg discord server

>>49350
bitch you just had a breakdown like 15 minutes ago

america isn't real.

>>49326
fact check: true! (9/10 shrimps agree)

>>49356
I am not educated enough to answer this.

>>49359
ohh yeah then that was me

>>49342
yeah you don’t want a bad environment poisoning ur mind

how long have you people been on hrt

>>49362
I forgot

>>49363
mostly bad tbh but things r looking good again

wait is the number indicative of how many medsages there are are there 49370 messages so far

.play 5 thousand bars 5 seconds

eminem is so fucking shit

how do I fuck off the autoplayer I'm trying to watch furry inflation porn