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SadChan🍉🍉
.play you think youre better off alone
>>492305
rose
dont rope me in to your solo rope shooting you sick freak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492301
You literally said this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You said I love to jack off
SadChan🍉🍉
early 80s rock cover
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
SadChan🍉🍉
oh it sounds more grungy im a decade 2 soon
rose
i was confused
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay I guess, guess we'll never know
rose
just let me say jacking off its funny i dont wanna imagine what ur actually jacking off to
rose
its probably porn of like gay russian men who are kinda old n ugly and gay
>>492315
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh okay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492313
I don't jack off to 3D lol
anon
actually on second thought the GREAT thing is that there is nothing i can invent as something i goon to that people wouldnt consider that im not joking
rose
you would call it 3d....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nice try
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Silly Rosie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492317
Second Emu War
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bill and Ted
anon
only time travel movie worth watching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play korpiklaani vodka
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play korpiklaani beer beer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play korpiklaani happy little boozer
anon
generally speaking i approve of vigilante civil uprisings but i have to caution you all against the fact that the government will definitely, definitely win.
>>492337
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492331
its pretty disgusting yea
SadChan🍉🍉
its one thing to evict someone, its another to demonically revel in a families suffering.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I disapprove violence
SadChan🍉🍉
idg how people masturbate 3 times a day....
>>492351
SadChan🍉🍉
how....
SadChan🍉🍉
i... like once every 4 months maybe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peepee hirts
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fibonacchi fap february
anon
>>492346
it might be 4. ive also been high all day
rose
>>492341
i use to but now it is much more rare
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My goal rn is to become persona non grata in my university
anon
.play tasting history switchel
anon
Play Chess you fuckers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay lichess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tbh I don't even know any gambits I just mash buttons
anon
>>492357
if john carpenters the thing were a mage, what kind would it be?
>>492391
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492361
WE did
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
anon
You're Russian, you are supposed to be a chess god
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I don't
anon
The only thing that can beat a Russian in chess is an antisemite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, even on libpol can't one escape from anecdotes about jews lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay, it's official I'm a Weezer fan now, this shit rocks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Max Miller!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love this guy :D
anon
this guy is really pretty
anon
I want to absolutely suck his (redacted for hornyposting) while (redacted for hornyposting) his (redacted for hornyposting) until he (redacted for hornyposting) all over my face
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bought gifts for my mom's late birthday, didn't tell her I want it to be a suprise when I come home
anon
i want to hold him. he looks like a short boy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492376
>5'8
Manlet
rose
thinking about a short cute boy who looks subby but would dom me rlly hard, thatd be so awesome
>>492379
anon
mmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My peanits
lain? from the whyway
>>492323
i dont think this can be real
are they actual people or is this some kind of ai psyop
>>492389
lain? from the whyway
2016.,.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trump year
anon
5'8 on a man is short but on a woman is tall. much to think about
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Women are built different
anon
tall women heart bubbles
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My Sharona!
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492382
im pretty sure its real but idk could be a meme
0.2786% bloober!boymodewng
>>492395
i know
0.2787% bloober!boymodewng
we know
0.2788% bloober!boymodewng
you know
0.2789% bloober!boymodewng
me
0.2790% bloober!boymodewng
know
rose
hello saeki omg hiiiiii
sæкi
c:
sæкi
hihiiii
0.2791% bloober!boymodewng
.play september corb lund
rose
. play with my balls
SadChan🍉🍉
it woudl be so based if I had a family member who owned 1000 acres in the rocky mountains i wish I was born to a rich rancher who was based and cool and got to be friends with aminals growing up
rose
if i was a rich baby i would get popular on like instagram n tiktok and everyone would call me pretty and stuff and my heart would be filled
0.2792% bloober!boymodewng
u can just buy land in the rockies it's not like unreasonably expensive lol
0.2793% bloober!boymodewng
like you don't have to be rich
SadChan🍉🍉
aaaaaaaaa
0.2794% bloober!boymodewng
yeah but 1000 acres is a lot
0.2795% bloober!boymodewng
you can just do 40
0.2796% bloober!boymodewng
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
he says 1000 acres in the song tho
SadChan🍉🍉
my parents bought like 6 acres for like 40 grand upstate
>>492428
SadChan🍉🍉
and they put a trailer on it
SadChan🍉🍉
but its not like farmable land or anything
SadChan🍉🍉
it just is like. new york woods. which isnt really good for anything except like
SadChan🍉🍉
idk being woods
SadChan🍉🍉
new york is a very rocky place not very good for farming, though the hudson river valley has some decent agricultural land its all extremely expensive because of how good it is
SadChan🍉🍉
new york doesnt have very good game or anything either
rose
>>492420
didnt know you were rich sadchan...
SadChan🍉🍉
i was homeless at 16 years old
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
rose
didnt know you were homeless and rich sadchan...
SadChan🍉🍉
krytRHrekjrtkzyrhJkuytli;lksjthbcvnxcb,mulouiteafgjfhlokug
straw bury
slowest keymash yet
SadChan🍉🍉
gggggggggxzzzzzzerrrrrtggggzsfjjjjjjjjyuvhvgojoooopppkjjjjjjj.,,,,,,,, nvygujjynnndrtweqrraawwwdfzxczbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnvcbvnt yeryqyar NYBEiuutf ,p;ol.,mk nnRFTEyqzhfg
straw bury
nyaaaaaa
sæкi
hai!!
straw bury
hai :3
sæкi
hru??
straw bury
ehehehehehe boys
sæкi
how was stuffs
straw bury
maybe some moids are alrite after all
sæкi
how were things bwawaw
sæкi
how were things bwawaw
straw bury
rlly good he was so sweet and nice and i ended up staying the night and twinknon was right about the whole netflix and chill thing lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
wowow
sæкi
yay am happi for you :'>
sæкi
lel
SadChan🍉🍉
cute
anon
>>492442
this gif fills me with peace
sæкi
might grab some moar water
rose
gonna go see my boy tomorrow eeep
>>492462
rose
going over to his house
sæкi
yayyy
straw bury
>>492458
we should make our boys have a sleepover so we can watch them kiss
sæкi
:3333
sæкi
woh
rose
the boys kissing situation is crazy
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492456
i wish my ribcage was that size
straw bury
btw does sucking someone off count as me losing my virginity? because ive done it before this but i just never really asked
>>492537>>492475>>492505
SadChan🍉🍉
im a jealous bitch
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
not rly
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492470
i dont think so
SadChan🍉🍉
someone did that 2 me once i dont consider it losing my virginity like i consider myself still 2 be a virgin....
straw bury
;-;
SadChan🍉🍉
i really didnt like it either it almost made me cry
straw bury
i loved it
sæкi
awww
sæкi
happy for u n hope u can find smth more comfy sad
SadChan🍉🍉
i think i would be more open to doing it to another person than having it done 2 me... hehe :skull:
>>492484
sæкi
ye
SadChan🍉🍉
thats cool when are u seeing him again straw bury
SadChan🍉🍉
:3
straw bury
still dont know, maybe next weekend
SadChan🍉🍉
thats so loooooong
sæкi
thasnicu, hope chu can if u like
straw bury
yea he lives kinda far away
SadChan🍉🍉
awwwwww
sæкi
I'm gon go grab water bwa
SadChan🍉🍉
me
SadChan🍉🍉
bunn
straw bury
sadchan ily
SadChan🍉🍉
u shouldnt love me....
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a wretch
straw bury
yet i do.........................
rose
>>492470
i dont think it matters tbh
like its not a physical state of being or whatever theres no material effect to being a virgin or not
so if you wanna count it and say youre not, do so, but if you wanna say youre still a virgin, do that
>>492515>>492516
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a creature
SadChan🍉🍉
im fat and ugly and self involved and filled with all the treacherous misgivings of the human condition
>>492510>>492509
straw bury
>>492507
i will still kiss u :>
SadChan🍉🍉
wierd picture i like it
>>492513
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish I was just a straight cis guy and i could make a bunch of money and play video games with the boys
rose
>>492505
i think i decided to be a virgin until i had sex i rlly enjoyed so i was technicallyyy a virgin until like march this year hehe
rose
i mean ive never came while having sex so i mgiht still be a virgin anyways, i havent decided
>>492535
straw bury
go off bitch
rose
but again, none of this stuff actually matters ykno? its like a social construct (not to be tumblr ig)
>>492539
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
is not important
SadChan🍉🍉
.play better off alone
SadChan🍉🍉
.play what is love
SadChan🍉🍉
.play sandstorm
SadChan🍉🍉
.play praise you
SadChan🍉🍉
.play rockefeller skank
SadChan🍉🍉
.play block rockin beats
anon
>>492470
It's like catholic school girl virginity
sæкi
lol
anon
>>492521
That's essentially accurate yea
anon
Hi Saeki, I am chillin
straw bury
i have been baptized but i dont think it matters anymore
anon
Nah catholic school girl virginity means "I haven't been penetrated before, so technically I am wholesome and have not had sex before marriage"
anon
>>492545
That's the Mormons, they do this thing called soaking
sæкi
that's mormons
SadChan🍉🍉
.play be my lover
anon
This is a PRIVATE RUNE conversation
>>492556
sæкi
#ksay shomp
straw bury
>>492550
it was pretty kewl uhhh he had a rlly cute face and uhhhh oh i forgot to mention he had like a rlly big dick it was pretty swag i think it was fun sucking it
>>492564
faye
#ksay sclomp
SadChan🍉🍉
.play where do you go
SadChan🍉🍉
.play steal my sunshine
sæкi
-u-
straw bury
i told him it was my first time sucking a dick lol so he was all impressed
>>492567
sæкi
I'd comment on ppl I hooked up w but don't wan border on horny posting
>>492571
sæкi
uhhh
SadChan🍉🍉
.play around the world lalalalala
anon
Saeki do you have a rune reader
>>492580
sæкi
nu
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492576
rune reader is a piece of shit
SadChan🍉🍉
rune reader should be BANNED
>>492582
anon
>>492581
Based, shrimp watching into my conversations is LEWD and BAD
rose
cute
rose
weh
SadChan🍉🍉
rune reader completely undermiens the coolness of liblang
rose
open to invitations
SadChan🍉🍉
rose is a good girl
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
:3333
straw bury
get me tickets out of the united states i will be grateful
>>492599
sæкi
same
anon
>>492597
But you have a cute guy with a big (redacted for hornyposting) now
>>492601
sæкi
together
rose
yay
anon
>>492601
I don't know who I am jealous of right now
straw bury
they hated it because it told the truth..........................................
>>492610
SadChan🍉🍉
>:D
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492608
roblox oof noise
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
cutie
straw bury
black tar album by the band scalp came out 2023 good album
>>492616
anon
>>492614
OH STRAW GIRL does he share your taste in music, that's a big question
straw bury
he listens to fucking sabaton </3
>>492629
sæкi
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
sabaton
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
anon
It's over
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
straw bury
i will punkpill him
anon
>>492617
You need to strap him so he learns
sæкi
heh
sæкi
do uit
sæкi
hecc
SadChan🍉🍉
.play sisters of mercy dominion
straw bury
need a guy to yell sabaton lyrics at the top of his lungs as he fucks me with two inches
>>492645
SadChan🍉🍉
right about now about now about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
::dance at
anon
>>492635
The Bruce Lee 1 inch punch
straw bury
.play sabaton attack of the dead men
>>492647
anon
>>492646
straw girl, I swear to god, if you become a sabaton fan, I will personally show up to Seattle and correct you so that you cease
straw bury
dont worry
sæкi
lol
sæкi
real
sæкi
omw
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
straw bury
about when?
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
a
tea (phone)
>>492672
no i was gonna say hi then my screen turned off and i couldnt see
sæкi
:O
sæкi
didn't know that was an img
anon
>>492670
But also there are people with RUNE READER uh SHRIMP who will READ IN on my HORNYPOSTS
>>492686
straw bury
>>492677
w-why coukdbnt it havbe bneenj MEE?????????? it should have been me......

*slams fist into ground anbd punches ground several more times*

*lets out a heart-wrenching scream into the air as i realize that all hope is lost*
>>492687>>492688>>492691
sæкi
lol
straw bury
why is this song good
sæкi
hm oh
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