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laguna
you could type that online as "lol", as the kids say.
BigSadEnjoyer
i thought that meant landlords owed lead
laguna
landlords owned lead?
BigSadEnjoyer
owed
laguna
I do not know what a owe is
BigSadEnjoyer
a debt
BigSadEnjoyer
to be paid
BigSadEnjoyer
in lead
laguna
you shouldn't shoot people.
>>55963
BigSadEnjoyer
#freeluigi
laguna
like the one from mario? weird.
1.043% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>55960
woke
laguna
I'm woke and soy pilled
laguna
I do not believe in communism. I prefer lagunaism where I get all the money and everyone else dies.
BigSadEnjoyer
:(
laguna
I need more money for copies of celeste for the switch 2
BigSadEnjoyer
i laughed out loud
laguna
I actually own celeste on like 2 platforms but never finished it
BigSadEnjoyer
i never played it i dont like platformers at all :<
laguna
I think it's good enough that not liking the genre won't make it unfun
laguna
pretty unique and fast
laguna
though there's some genres I personally could never get into like metroidvanias so idk.
laguna
and also soulslikes. unironically the souls game I've played the most is dark souls 2
BigSadEnjoyer
i really like the souls likes :)
laguna
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never tried anything else
laguna
I played elder ping but it was just too slow
BigSadEnjoyer
2 is kind of the worst (i like it)
BigSadEnjoyer
yea it is very slow
BigSadEnjoyer
I like that though
laguna
I like fast games. like sonic thee edgebong.
BigSadEnjoyer
I like SAD games the most, because I like SAD things
BigSadEnjoyer
sad things make me cry :)
BigSadEnjoyer
dead or dying worlds, worlds covered in fog, abandoned places, places at night
laguna
1000xRESIST is pretty sad
laguna
it's a walking sim practically
BigSadEnjoyer
hmm it looks interdasting i added it to my wishlist
laguna
it is a classic frankly
laguna
most sad games I've played are pretty trashy so I can't recommend any really.
laguna
milky way prince would fit maybe
nonners
.play games with dying worlds
laguna
crymachina also has a pretty bleak world
demoman
>>55994
the gravel wars are over. im sitting on my computer wit a bottle o scrumpy. im a sad scottish cyclops
>>56001
nonners
omg its demoman from tf2
BigSadEnjoyer
lol wtf this guy is literally ME
BigSadEnjoyer
thats literally WHAT I SAID
BigSadEnjoyer
what the fuck
laguna
>>55996
me personally I'd just snipe you but I'm feeling nice today
demoman
this video is cool
laguna
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tf2 is still my most played game and I haven't really touched it much in years
>>56005
demoman
>>56003
wanna play together?
laguna
I don't really play anymore but maybe later. I'm supposed to be working out
>>56009
BigSadEnjoyer
damn there are some crazy sales on steam today
BigSadEnjoyer
metro exodus is 3 dollars wtf
>>56013
junerial
my friends cat is a bitch
junerial
he fucking bit me
laguna
>>56008
I own all those games but haven't played them yet
junerial
i own celeste but then remembered i hate platformers
junerial
except hollow knight
laguna
hollow knight isn't really a platformer
junerial
path of pain though i beat it soo im rlly honestly the best player ever
nonners
im jealous of ppl still enjoying video games
>>56022
junerial
i dont really play anything except for minecraft
laguna
>>56019
games are fun for anyone if you find the right one
>>56025
laguna
just like gay sex
junerial
gay sex is for fags
junerial
and god knows i hate fags
laguna
I love fags and hags.
laguna
>>56025
it is a troublesome game
laguna
>>56032
I'm talking 50+.
junerial
how old r u 🥷
laguna
20
junerial
im 18 ur too young for 50
BigSadEnjoyer
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mine is embarassing
junerial
>>56038
getting GROOOOMMMMMEEEEDDD
laguna
I groomed her little brother
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56038
that seems groomer tier lmao
laguna
these streets dangerous
demoman
is darktide the pve horde game?
>>56046
junerial
THESE STREETS NOT 4 EVERYONE 🥷
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56044
yea its like the actual successor to left 4 dead
>>56047
demoman
>>56046
id be down to try it, i really like l4d2
BigSadEnjoyer
i highly reccomend it, it learned all the right lessons and it has an amazing environment and soundtrack
junerial
play the house in data morgana
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56052
darktide is a worthy successor
demoman
i love l4d2 versus
>>56054
laguna
l4d2 cannot be replicated.
>>56050
junerial
fata morgana
junerial
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
junerial
i rlly stay strapped tbh these steets not safe for bitch 🥷s
ellis
hi yall
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56055
the only exception is fate/stay night because it makes u cry a lot
>>56066
BigSadEnjoyer
and u can get no porn version :]
junerial
i need opps
junerial
who in philly wants 2 be my opp pls
laguna
>>56062
everyone knows the saddest most bleak vns have nsfw in them
BigSadEnjoyer
im in NYC i can be semi long distance opps
>>56068
junerial
>>56067
lets run it ho ill dump that mag on u
laguna
if the character isn't ripped in half at the first hour it's not dark enough
ellis
i love nyc so cool anon
junerial
EMPTY THA CLIP
BigSadEnjoyer
i keep that mfing thang on me
junerial
i went to yo hood nobody knows u 🥷
junerial
ask round my hood ever1 gon twll u i rlly let that bitch blow
BigSadEnjoyer
ummm, I dont fucking go outside miss
>>56078
BigSadEnjoyer
i am invisible, like a 🥷
junerial
>>56076
its ma'am 🥷
ellis
how to ninja
junerial
i cant say the n word so i say 🥷
BigSadEnjoyer
like a 🥷 at night
junerial
substitute 🥷 w n word in ur mind
BigSadEnjoyer
why cant you say nigga, its not like its racist. if anything it would be racist to not say it because it would be disrespecting black cuture smh
>>56086
laguna
I'm black personally. out of choice.
>>56093
junerial
say it then 🥷
BigSadEnjoyer
or say wigga
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
junerial
can u say nga or is that too close
laguna
there are no white niggas.
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56087
woah cool
junerial
GRRAH GRRAH I RLLY LET THAT BITCH SPRAY ON U HOS
junerial
.play balling 1oneam
junerial
im tapped in like friutsnacks u dont know me
junerial
the weed hit ✌️🤤
BigSadEnjoyer
why is the sound quality so baddd aaa
junerial
BITCH IM GONNLET IT SPRAY ON U COME 2 PHILLY I RLLY RUN SHIT AROUND HEA
>>56104
BigSadEnjoyer
i already been, i pissed on all the banks because i couldnt fin da bathroom
junerial
i go to school here omg
ellis
yea
BigSadEnjoyer
i marked my territory now it smells like my pee
junerial
im like 5 min by train away from center city
BigSadEnjoyer
The only time I've been to philly is as part of a TV crew once we filmed in an empty bank on the same block as the house the flag was designed in and the other time was for a card game tournament
ellis
septastans rise up
junerial
ellis do u go to school
junerial
or wat
junerial
if ur from drexel ur an opp
ellis
no im just a loser who lives with his parents
junerial
is ellis a boy name
ellis
yes
junerial
start da transition 🥷
junerial
u thought wrong ho
BigSadEnjoyer
ellis is gender neutral isnt it
BigSadEnjoyer
there are boys and girls named ellis i thought
ellis
i am a heavenly boy
ellis
no need for transition
BigSadEnjoyer
ooooo nice heavnly very cool
junerial
how tall
junerial
heavenly starts at 6' sorry
ellis
5'11
ellis
nope im built different
junerial
r u hot
ellis
very cute
junerial
say on moms
ellis
on my momma
junerial
dam ok still 5'11 tho
junerial
😒✌️
ellis
i lost an inch inside u
>>56139
BigSadEnjoyer
wow please dont bring up height
BigSadEnjoyer
okay
junerial
>>56135
i didnt even feel dat shit ur not packing ✌️
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
ellis
fesh
junerial
men w/o 7inchers r females 🥹
>>56146
BigSadEnjoyer
omg yessss
BigSadEnjoyer
im cis now :D
BigSadEnjoyer
i transitioned to a cis women >:]
ellis
is that why you transitioned >>56142
junerial
i did dat bc i could but i pack like 9 easy
junerial
transitioned at 15 detransed at 18 retransed six months later im gonna switch up again whenever i feel like it
junerial
bc i rlly run shit
BigSadEnjoyer
thats dumbass bvehavior tho
BigSadEnjoyer
pick one
junerial
u pick one ho
BigSadEnjoyer
okay stay a boy and be heavenly
junerial
I AM THO AS A BOY U HAVE NO CLUE i have like tiktok drafts as a tranny and as a boy and i am so gorge its unfair
BigSadEnjoyer
well I mean u can be genderfluid but dont get on and off HRT tho
junerial
hell no thats some sissy shit
ellis
stay as a cute boy
>>56158
junerial
>>56157
ill think ab it it lowk works really well i got treated so good as a boy
BigSadEnjoyer
genderfluid is cool
ellis
post unsee
junerial
hell no idk u yet
junerial
but u r from philly tho...
junerial
so maybe eventually
>>56171
junerial
i just looked at my drafts i deserve the world.mm
BigSadEnjoyer
im enjoying this video
BigSadEnjoyer
this game looks cool
>>56168
recima
>>56167
do you like my bees
junerial
bee yourself ✌️
recima
do you like my bees juleria
>>56174
anon
I'm in bed now and on anon I'm on my phone
anon
I'm gonna watch this video in comfort
junerial
>>56170
i like the bees
junerial
>>56171
im not judgemental what 💔 im just mean im sorry ill keep it lowk
junerial
i wldnt interact w trannies if i was judgemental
laguna
genders aren't real.
anon
wealth beyond measure
recima
a
nonners
#schizoai what happens after you die
anon
can sleep
anon
booger
nonners
#schizoai make it stop
nonners
#ai make it stop

I'm not sure what you are referring to. Can you provide more context or information so I can better assist you?
make it stop
nonners
heyguys
nonners
g-gguys??...
laguna
there is no one here.
nonners
ive not been outside in over a week (except for one time that doesnt even count)
laguna
I've not been outside in any way for nearly a month
nonners
what r u doing inside
laguna
draw, study, work out and play games
laguna
and eat.
nonners
study what
laguna
I.T.
nonners
i love information, especially with technology
>>56205
nonners
fucking dumbass doxxed my timezone
laguna
that's okay. I already knew where you lived anyways.
laguna
>>56201
I like information about videogames the most me personally
toppestdog
>>56202
sending icbms to the entire PST timezone now. prepare to die
>>56210
toppestdog
>>56210
oh i see nvm then i'm sending DOUBLE icbms to GMT+4 then. you're so hosed
laguna
erotic
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
aww that's cute, my cats do that sometimes
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
(the other times they declare war on each other)
laguna
that's usually how it works.
recima
BAKER BEAN I MUST SHOW YOU BAKER BEAN PLS
>>56222
recima
PLS
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>56219
what must i bee shown?
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>56221
bees, very nice :)
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
most peculiar
shrimp
i have never been at the restaurant
nonners
hi shrimp
gmeister
I AM
gmeister
BACK
anon
.play LiKhjnRmayU
gmeister
important world lore
>>56261
toppestdog
oh shit they're ripping apart the eggnog boy
toppestdog
jesus christ they;re fucking massacring him
anon
always a good sign when they pull out the hatchet haha
shrimp
oh shit the eggnog
shrimp
car
anon
the engine turned to gravel during operation
anon
so it's like. super DoA
toppestdog
but it still ran and that's what matters :) it did its best
anon
i do wonder how many of the engraveled engine bits were superfluous to minimum function
toppestdog
hit the car's pilk gland :(
anon
there was at least one piston that got totally rekt
>>56248
anon
i wonder how badly an engine would die if you used a food oil like canola or olive
>>56250
toppestdog
>>56246
this is the power of eggnog. can bust through solid steel
anon
like i've heard of cooking oil being used as fuel in certain engines
>>56253
shrimp
>>56247
itd fare a lot better than eggnog
shrimp
i think itd work for a while
shrimp
depends on how hot engines actually get
gmeister
>>56249
have you heard of wood gas in engines
anon
how do you route a gas into the engine? i guess like. i've heard it come from wood pyrolysis
>>56256
gmeister
>>56254
they use a gasifier and burn wood right in an engine extension
>>56260
anon
interesting
anon
onboard pyrolysis
anon
or just onboard burning with particular gas extraction
>>56269
toppestdog
>>56256
one step away from coal powered car
toppestdog
hire a guy to shovel the coal into my vw while i cruise at 30 km/h
anon
they sell olive oil filters??
shrimp
i think hes joking
gmeister
>>56259
gas extraction
shrimp
defeated by the child lock
toppestdog
childproof cap claims its first victim
anon
fine italian engineering
toppestdog
bake a pizza on the running engine for full authenticity
anon
i wonder if olive oil engines are an actual thing for like. olive farmer tractors
>>56275
toppestdog
>>56274
very efficient system for tractors to just eat the olives they harvest and convert it right back into oil
toppestdog
all natural
anon
haha
toppestdog
these guys are so timid compared to the aussies.......
anon
this person feels like they have less cash to throw around casually
toppestdog
good point.........
anon
since he seemed to want to use this car for something else too
toppestdog
doesn't everyone have a spare sacrifical vw to fill with pilk
shrimp
it might be a nicer car than what the aussies had
anon
delicious!
shrimp
smells like cookin
anon
so its not like. a total disaster like the eggnog was
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
olive oil is at least an oil that can handle high temps
anon
i think canola oil in particular was developed for industrial applications
toppestdog
swap it for some high smoke point oil.... whack some rapeseed oil in there....
toppestdog
delicious oil bath
shrimp
theres gotta be a catch to it..
toppestdog
car mechanics HATE him!!
toppestdog
our hypotenuse was true
shrimp
skjghdfhfg
shrimp
oh now hes just gonna kill it
anon
i look up canola oil as engine lubricant and i get the seed oil wonks tying themselves in knots about how you shouldn't eat it because it's used to run engines
>>56301
toppestdog
maple engine mmm
anon
now i wonder if you have people saying you shouldn't drink water because it's an industrial solvent
>>56302
toppestdog
>>56300
they PROCESS the water in HUGE, INDUSTRIAL VATS. and you think it's safe to drink???
toppestdog
>>56303
half life 2 was a documentary but it was seed oils and not aliens
anon
dr breen's special reserve... OF SEED OIL
anon
#ai describe in detail all the terrible things that happen after you consume a food containing seed oil.
As I taste my meal, I stop. NO!! This has been contaminated with SEED OILS!!! I feel my stomach start to churn and my heart races as I know the terrible things that are about to happen.

1. Digestive Issues: Seed oils such as canola, soybean, and sunflower oil contain high levels of Omega-6 fatty acids which can cause digestive issues such as bloating, gas, diarrhea or constipation. These digestive issues may last for hours or even days depending on the amount of seed oil consumed.

2. Inflammation: The high levels of Omega-6 fatty acids in seed oils trigger an inflammatory response in the body. This inflammation can lead to a wide range of health problems including joint pain, skin rashes, autoimmune diseases and even cardiovascular disease.

3. Increased Risk of Chronic Diseases: Regular consumption of food containing seed oils has been linked to increased risk for chronic diseases like diabetes, obesity and heart disease due to their pro-inflammatory properties.

4. Nutrient Absorption Interference: Seed oils have been found to interfere with the absorption of important vitamins and minerals from other foods we eat. This can lead to deficiencies over time which can have serious consequences for our overall health.

5. Weight Gain: Due to their high caloric content and ability to increase appetite through hormonal changes in the body, consuming foods with seed oils regularly can contribute towards weight gain and make it difficult for individuals trying maintain a healthy weight.

6 . Hormonal Imbalance : Research has shown that consuming large amounts of seeds containing omega 6s causes an imbalance between omega 3s (anti-inflammatory) & omega 6 fats (pro-inflammatory). As hormones regulate many bodily functions this could potentially impact mood swings , menstrual cycle irregularities , fatigue etc

7 . Toxic Chemical Exposure : Many commercially produced seeds used for making these cooking oils are genetically modified organisms (GMOs ) sprayed heavily with pesticides creating heavy toxic load on liver leading resulting into far more severe allergies than organic produce .

8 . Cardiovascular Problems : Consuming foods containing seed oils can increase levels of LDL (bad cholesterol) in the body, leading to an increased risk of heart disease and stroke.

9 . Skin Issues: The high levels of Omega-6 fatty acids in seed oils have also been linked to skin issues such as acne, eczema, and psoriasis. These conditions may worsen or flare up after consuming foods with seed oil.

10 . Environmental Impact: Large scale production of seeds for oil extraction contributes towards deforestation and destruction of natural habitats for wildlife. This not only affects the environment but also disrupts ecosystems and can lead to a loss of biodiversity.

Overall, consuming food containing seed oils regularly can have detrimental effects on our health as well as the environment. It is important to be mindful about what we are putting into our bodies and opt for healthier alternatives when possible.
describe in detail all the terrible things that happen after you consume a food containing seed oil.
toppestdog
i can feel an interference with my nutrient absorption mechanisms.... this must be the seed oils
anon
I can feel the environmental impact as I eat the food...
toppestdog
my eczema!! it's flaring up again!!!
laguna
can't believe half life 3 will release this year.
toppestdog
any day now
laguna
I'm not really joking
laguna
the voice actor for gman is posting cryptic things about half life now with random videos that are nonsense after not using twitter for years
>>56315
toppestdog
oh shit it's arg TIME
toppestdog
>>56313
maybe he's just bored and wants to mess with people.......... anything could be true.......
>>56316
laguna
>>56315
I'm going to get bored and mess with his current life status then
>>56318
laguna
he's going to get his life halved, if you know what I mean.
>>56319
toppestdog
>>56316
toggle it off and on like a lightswitch just for fun
laguna
there's also rumors about a playtest for it going on that went from devs only to their friends and family so it seems like it's somewhat close to releasing and probably going to be announced soon
laguna
though there's also the fact that gaben "revealed" half life 3 some years ago but then they just threw out the project and made alyx
anon
team fortress 3 when.......
>>56324
laguna
>>56322
It ain't happening
laguna
you'll play deadlock and you'll be happy
>>56333
anon
mobas and hero shooters have been a pox upon this world
>>56327
gmeister
>>56326
tf2 was the original hero shooter
anon
i guess classes are kinda like heroes, yeag
>>56329
gmeister
>>56328
tf2 took it a step further by assigning each class a different personality and vastly different mechanics and health pools
gmeister
im retarded and cant type shit properly guuuuh
laguna
one thing I dislike about newer hero shooters is that they never actually learnt the big part of having a limited cast and now they just keep adding characters over and over and make the games unbalanced rock paper scissors
anon
it was eased a bit by the more generic class names i guess
anon
so its easier to get the archetype
laguna
>>56333
It's a good game.
shrimp
yeah i just dont have it in me to learn a whole ass new moba that requires even more like performance because its a shooter
laguna
I heard it's pretty streamlined and simple
>>56343
gmeister
im gonna lose my mind i want to do SOMETHING
anon
idk deadlock died when i tried to run it on my craptop
shrimp
do something
anon
the z rendering order was totally off, and a bunch of the effects didn't render
laguna
maybe play it on an actually competent device
shrimp
>>56337
its definitely simple in some good ways i just already played league for like 12 years and dont wanna get back into mobas
shrimp
burned out of laning
laguna
it's pretty unique for a moba and kinda feels like an arena shooter mixed with a hero shooter from what I've seen of it
shrimp
its definitely interesting i like a lot of the things they did
shrimp
the items are also interesting cause its not all just. + ad or ap or as theres things that increase range and duration of abilities which is cool and other neat effects
laguna
I've heard the items are sometimes kinda broken/boring and cause people to be able to do really annoying things with having ults over and over etc. probably the least balanced bit of the game is that since everything ends up super chaotic on lategame and it doesn't feel like anything but overwatch all over again
laguna
I'm sure they'll balance that out though
shrimp
overwatch but if you didnt farm well for the last 20 minutes u cant do shit
shrimp
i think what i disliked the most was that during laning spacing is just a whole different thing cause instead of being at a certain distance you gotta manage sightlines
shrimp
and it was overwhelming
laguna
mobas and hero shooters tend to be overwhelming by nature
laguna
due to overwatch making the hero shooter genre and moba genre kinda be fused now everything has a lot of abilities and skills and ults and strange passives while still having the depth of an fps so it gets messy
anon
i like rocket jumps and similar tricks
laguna
sadly that died with old source games and arena shooters. now you press 1 button and you go up.
laguna
lucio is probably the only exception which is why I found him fun but he kept getting that bit nerfed

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