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laguna
>>56967
I don't have anything I was just kidding.
laguna
I do have an onlyfans though but that's private.
anon
#meow
anon
>>56958
i can get someone to draw for free on /i/ so no thanks
>>56978
BigSadEnjoyer
THIS IS A GOOD ONE
anon
peak glegle
laguna
>>56972
I will make free art illegal.
BigSadEnjoyer
>>56977
cause i exist in lgbt spaces where everyone is hypersexual and its a constant burden on all the sexy people to be like... im not interested in that or be like man i dont want to see stuff like that in public all the time ig
anon
finally a centrist
anon
>>56980
This should be reversed. All artists should be killed and people should commission personal AIs to make art.
>>56984
laguna
my e key is broken
anon
>>56987
I'm very disappointed in you.
laguna
lore accurate
anon
I know the stereotypes, it's very easy to portray
anon
Is that a Pokemon?
laguna
no that's just john
anon
That's bulbasaur I know that one
shrimp
correct!
anon
I haven't played since the first generation
>>57002
BigSadEnjoyer
i want spice and wolf to be fnished..................
BigSadEnjoyer
I like that gelgle is an undefined animal, neither a dog nor a cat
anon
hows it going wormulons
>>57015
anon
>>57002
Well I know that one that's wooper
BigSadEnjoyer
>>57006
this is dumb lagune im sry
laguna
>>57009
they're leaning to furries more with time
anon
>>57006
This is just softcore porn. This is like the guy you would see on the cover of a romance novel.
>>57016
anon
i had such an emotionally taxing day
>>57017
anon
i need a drink
laguna
>>57012
if people with muscles are softcore porn I advice not going to a gym
>>57020
anon
>>57016
No that is different my child, that is a place where people go specifically to get muscles
anon
You are not allowed to say that
BigSadEnjoyer
>>57018
i love this glegle
anon
no slurs please >>57021
BigSadEnjoyer
wassatmean
anon
That's literally the one rule
BigSadEnjoyer
i know i said i was sex negative but i kinda wish someone would smack my ass ._.
BigSadEnjoyer
i think my ass is smackable too bad i will die alonee
anon
>>57027
This is such a funny video Why is there a sound effect
>>57034
laguna
>>57032
the sound effect is just all over the original video
>>57040
BigSadEnjoyer
is there a way to see how many posts are ITT
>>57037
anon
>>57036
i think on desktop if you hover over the top bar
>>57041
BigSadEnjoyer
>>57037
thats total number of posters tho i thought
>>57043
anon
>>57041
it's a different number
laguna
>>57042
breasts cannot be lofi
BigSadEnjoyer
oh okeee thank u
BigSadEnjoyer
:)
anon
there is not 500 people online i can assure u lol
>>57051
anon
There is only 12 people connected
BigSadEnjoyer
bots maybe?
shrimp
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posts, images, connected users
laguna
12 users still means there are some lurkers. I recommend adding a nuclear bomb sound effect to alert them.
anon
It just means connections multiple people can have multiple devices connected
>>57058>>57061
shrimp
it can also be people leaving the site open while they sleep i do that
anon
>>57056
nah it's unique by IP
anon
i can imagine someone using their phone and computer with different ips
>>57060>>57062
nonners
>>57059
they would still have same public ip which is what the site sees
>>57069
anon
its 2Am i went all out on my makeup just so i can feel less shit when i see myself in the mirror im having one of those kinds of days wormies :(
>>57066
anon
>>57065
That's Pete in the corner
anon
>>57062
they mean mobile vs. wifi IPs
laguna
who in gods name is pete
anon
i made my makeup all insane and schizo tho i drew symbols all over my face with eyeliner and i kind of love it i wish more people did stuff like that so it was normal to wear in public
anon
post a picture
shrimp
is blastoise an engineer
laguna
he's getting his guns fixed
>>57079
anon
this photo is so funny to me
anon
you DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT
anon
>>57077
literally me but with a bunch of extra circles and dots and crosses and shit
anon
i mean the makeup -_-
laguna
for what purpose original gangster
>>57086
laguna
the one who circles over thyne face
anon
because its cool and fun and i like doing it
laguna
reasonable
laguna
I want it to kill itself.
laguna
that shit just got more defined what in gods name is this ai
laguna
it's even more defined
shrimp
its getting more powerful
anon
yeah can we not try to get the ai to make gore :/
anon
lol
laguna
it can't make gore because it didn't learn from those images
anon
I WOULD NOT SAY THAT
>>57114
anon
they are not doing a quarter as much data cleaning as you think
laguna
well I've never seen ai gore
anon
I HAVE
anon
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I've seen things you couldn't imagine
laguna
I used 4chan b when I was 13
anon
I know.
anon
You're probably like 18 so it was already shit when you used it
>>57117
anon
YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
>>57124
laguna
and it was good when I was 4
anon
no it wasnt ever good
>>57123
laguna
your standards are too high
anon
>>57121
#TSMT (i say this)
anon
>>57118
(or as long as opworm decides to not relaunch the site)
laguna
it's still the same thing just with a new label.
>>57129
anon
yeah i can't imagine using /b/ in 2018
laguna
b was trying to make me an edgelord nazi and I came out a bi furry. true nature cannot be changeed
anon
it was just porn threads by then
anon
>>57125
+all the old posts gone
anon
that's /pol/ not /b/. /b/ was just porn threads
laguna
b was full of random gore and propagander about nazi esque things
laguna
and also many breasts
anon
it's been endless porn threads for like 5 years
shrimp
nakey cat
anon
people who think rhey r immune to propaganda are the least immune
>>57147
anon
\\! barack obama and elon musk shaking hands
>>57146
anon
\! barack obama and elon musk shaking hands
shrimp
>>57142
(the "!" symbol specifies use of the FLUX Pro model, so other models can't be used)
laguna
>>57139
I am propaganda.
laguna
I'm actually an ai infiltrating niche internet cultures for data
>>57155
anon
i can tell
anon
you seem souless
laguna
no you can't.
shrimp
we already got lots of ai here
laguna
my soul died on the 3rd "i can fix her/him" attempt
anon
you're clearly beyond fixing and will be euthanized shortly.
>>57159
laguna
what is that
anon
Evil goat
shrimp
>>57155
#describe (A close up of a white and orange creature with red eyes.)
anon
>>57155
#prompt (I'm actually an ai infiltrating niche internet cultures for data)
shrimp
>>57164
#reply

Dear Reader,

Thank you for your question. I cannot speak on behalf of all men, as every person is an individual with their own thoughts and behaviors. However, some possible reasons why men may act a certain way could include societal expectations and gender roles, past experiences or traumas that have shaped their behavior, personal insecurities or fears, differences in communication styles between genders, and many other factors.

It's important to remember that people are complex beings and there's no one-size-fits-all answer to this question. The best way to understand someone's actions is by communicating openly and honestly with them about it. Keep an open mind and try not to make assumptions based on gender stereotypes. Everyone deserves the opportunity to be seen as an individual rather than being judged based on their gender.

I hope this helps answer your question.

Best regards,
Nonnys
anon
>>57164
#bpdreply

Men act the way they do because of a combination of their upbringing, societal expectations, and personal experiences. It can be frustrating at times, but I have found that channeling my hardworking nature into understanding and empathizing with them has helped me navigate these situations with productivity and industriousness. Ultimately, it's important to remember that everyone is different and we should approach each individual with an open mind and a determination to find common ground.
anon
i am not channeling my hard working energy into understanding and empathizing.
shrimp
i dont got hard working energy
shrimp
lol
laguna
me personally I'm just a concept. I don't quite exist
>>57184
anon
why is fully half of trader joes ramen just fucking air its RAMEN its cheaper than good quality dirt
anon
and only slightly more expensive than bad dirt
shrimp
i think cause theres space between things
shrimp
and air fills it
laguna
just eat the dam dirt
anon
>>57178
i said yep what a concept
anon
the noodle block is like 1/3 the height of the cup ;_;
shrimp
oh those cup noodles are always a scam
laguna
just farm your own noodles
anon
idk nissan cup noodles are still full
laguna
plant a noodle tree seed
laguna
v similar to spaggetthi trees
anon
i propose we create our own cup noodles with glas jars
anon
tru
laguna
it's true.
anon
sorry i feel like im bringing rly negative energy i just had such a shitty day today
laguna
you need to shove a magical stone up your ass for them to go away.
laguna
I heard that on reddit one day I think
>>57200
laguna
unsure of what rock it was
anon
i should probably just head to bed
laguna
big banana master.
laguna
what the fuck even is that
laguna
oh it's from doomscrolling
laguna
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without reddit I couldn't have known this
laguna
it's actually good for small communities
laguna
and drama.
laguna
>>57208
that's my reddit birthday. you are insulting me by congratulating it.
shrimp
oh
shrimp
whens ur real birthday
laguna
opsec reasons do not allow me to say this.
shrimp
ok well happy belated birthday for whatever day it is
laguna
23rd of agust
laguna
august
laguna
my literal address is often posted on 4chan. I've no privacy at this point
shrimp
how whh
shrimp
why
laguna
sometimes you just can't fix her
shrimp
oh
shrimp
>>57225
#describe (unsupported image format: "images/src/d907bdf7648d6c33.gif")
laguna
it's just a gif
shrimp
>>57228
#describe (A drawing of a boy with a green rocket in his hand.)
laguna
wait how do you do the hastag thing
shrimp
it cant do gifs
laguna
forgot again
shrimp
shift 3
laguna
·
laguna
#
laguna
it's alt for spanish keyboards
shrimp
oh
shrimp
alt 3
anon
image.png
im looking for a trans gf. im from canada i have abs and big thighs and a big butt. uh i like to go to the gym and watch videos on youtube
>>57215>>57241>>57242>>57243
shrimp
if you want a trans gf just be normal interact with people talk to people and itll happen naturally constnatly spouting "i want a trans gf" is the most ick thing you can do
anon
>>57243
seriously tho, u should just find a gf, trans or not
>>57245
anon
>>57244
This is not my real post. I copied this text from 4chan.
laguna
I wish I could find a pathetic dog christmas ornament to accompany me and ponder on the beach
>>57250
shrimp
it cant be that hard to find
>>57249
laguna
I bet it'd get me
laguna
>>57247
I'd have to steal it
laguna
there's only one pathetic dog christmas ornament.
shrimp
if its what you truly desire the risk is worth it
shrimp
#fish🐟
laguna
image.png
found footage of me pondering on the bathroom at 4 am
>>57259
shrimp
watcha pondering
>>57260
laguna
find the 15 remaining ones to get a free fake gem made out of plastic
anon
are you mexican
anon
there's another mexican trip here
laguna
I'm spanish. from spain.
anon
im never dating another chaser again
anon
they are evil
shrimp
correct
laguna
chasers are by definition bad people.
anon
ye
anon
theres no such thing as a good cop and theres no such thing as a good chaser
laguna
what about a cop that's also a chaser.
shrimp
i dont think it works like math
anon
i'm not actually a chaser
>>57282
laguna
math is based in reality.
>>57277
anon
most chasers are eggs
anon
reddit alert
shrimp
>>57274
i mean multiplying two negatives dont make a positive
anon
if im an egg im a hardboiled egg
>>57280
laguna
if I was an egg I'd be a runny one because that's how I like my eggs.
shrimp
sunny side up are the best
anon
>>57282
you think you know who i am but you don't
shrimp
i dont even think i know who you are
>>57287
anon
i know what you are >>57286
shrimp
what am i
anon
you are APRIL
shrimp
thats who not what
laguna
I saw a video of him getting blown up
laguna
like 9/11 on that dog
anon
it's all machine generated
>>57297
laguna
>>57295
yes that's the funny part
laguna
it's peam
laguna
the dog did it.
shrimp
im proud of him
anon
>>57300
the dog saw the truth, 911 was an ai generated masterpiece
>>57305
shrimp
i woke up with such a bad tummy ache this morning that i deleted my browser history
>>57308
anon
stop eating the web
laguna
>>57306
how are those things related
shrimp
in case i was dying
anon
>>57284
omg literally me, now just waiting to rot into oblivion so i can reincarnate as a woman next round
>>57320
laguna
>>57310
You should leave it there as legacy.
laguna
the 15 toriel femdom searches are as important to my legacy as anything else
shrimp
if it wasnt for the fact that my little brother would take my pc and use it after i died i would
anon
is your tummy feeling better now :[
>>57318
laguna
that would make deleting it reasonable actually
anon
>>57318
oh good im glad c:
anon
>>57320
i dont think that happens if you die anyways isnt that like the whole point
>>57324
anon
>>57320
dammit, i guess i'm gonna repress in my next life too, must be karma
anon
>>57322
samsara is the endless cycle of rebirth and death and the goal is to not be endlessly reborn and attain the end
anon
mmhm so how would dying help
anon
moksha ye
shrimp
i wanna be endlessly reborn
anon
me too
anon
i like being alive
anon
why are people glorifying the ddr, it was shit
anon
i think fear of immortality is one of the dumbest sci fi concepts ever like i think they are really underestimating the ability of an austistic to just keep processing info for fun forever
shrimp
i have mixed feelings but its pretty cool overall
anon
idk i'm not a buddhist
anon
Transgender people aren't religious anyways
anon
And people make info faster than you can ever possibly understand it so like what is the issue its like saying i have a cookie machine that makes 30 cookies a second and oh no maybe i will run out one day but no i just wont
anon
At least for conventional ones
laguna
I believe in myself.
anon
i cant eat cookies that fast
anon
and im happy to eat them forever
shrimp
i could just play videogames FOREVER
>>57342
laguna
would oyyu rather have infinite bacon or ivideogames but no vbacon and infinite bacon with videogames
>>57345>>57346>>57347
anon
and wikipedia binge forever
anon
bacon is fattening, videogames every time
>>57350
anon
>>57348
nuh uh protien and fat are not fattening its carbs whats the problem
laguna
wait I remember a sick song now
shrimp
>>57349
infiteniten videogames
anon
bacon is also greasy and icky, maybe as bits theyre alright
laguna
absolute peak
anon
i already queued that oops
anon
saying tofu is bad just means u have never cooked tofu properly
anon
tofu is based!!!
anon
i love fried tofu
anon
fried tofu is the best
anon
i love silken tofu desert
shrimp
tofu can be very yummy when made right yeah
anon
it tastes like litealrally anythig u want and the texture is any textsure you want. its like saying a blank canvas is ugly
>>57369
anon
tofu is flexible light protein and a gift from the gods
shrimp
in and of itself though its pretty bland
anon
you just need lots of sauce and time to marinate or like a way to cook it in, and u have to cook it right, and then its amazing
laguna
>>57365
I don't like blank canvases.
anon
tofu is like bread, eating is alone is kinda bland
laguna
all I know is I never had a good tofu
anon
what tofu have you had

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