i guess the lighting makes it hard to tell the hat is green but i think the outfit works well

kitty!!! <3

well there was a kitty in the video

u r a b

it's like making bricks but delicious!!

building a house of milano cookies to weather the oncoming storm

wow chat hello what is this place

hii!

it's a place where we hang out and livetype and talk about many things! right now we're watching baking videos

wait livetyping does that mean i get to flex my 130wpm

idk if ill stay here but i may or may not im just here for bored

and yes we see your wpm

ahh got you that makes sense im perfect tho so no incorrect opinions

yes i can still type while spin </3

can i show u something cool

typing related

am i allowed links

[YouTube]

hand reveal... no longer anon either...

what is #sent ;) need I be scared

how do i see messages im a newf*g

oh.

if you were sent a message it'd show at the top of your screen

insightful thankyou anon

so here i think. there's a lot more saturated fat in the flour?

or in the dough rather

what im so confused HELP.

oh this is irt the baking video

saturated fats like coconut oil or butter are solid during room temperature

OH i have the vid off

ah yeag

anons am i allowed slurs in like a kind manner

wholesome even

ok cool will abstain

how do i get a pride

got it cool

is it worth being a name haver or is it considered cringe

N

can i say slurs here

sad

can i call myself slurs?

>>60730
you can do anything you like in the comfort of ur own brain anonny

im so conmfused why is there a lady making cookies in teh corner of my screen

ok sorry

>>60737
she's making them for you to enjoy

baking is fun!

<3

this place seems a lot less toxic than /lgbt/

>>60747
:eyes:

I'll leave i just wanted to see what this was

>>60754
hope u have a splendid day anony

you too guacamole

its so fucking funny seeing people make typos while trying to say stuff

>>60765
this is the power of liveposting
people make a typo and instantly correct it and all the replies are just that typo

/lgbt/ is kind of a hellpit

it has conversations there that i wish occurred literally anywhere else

>>60768
#this

>>60771
it's almost certainly a rule for legal stuff

>>60776
#this

bye!!!

ciaoo

you as well

honestly i wis i was a NEET im lazy as fuck

baking engineering

what do you think about computer engineering

i had some annoying classmates at my uni who were like. "oh im a software ENGINEER im so much better than those code monkeys" or whatever

>>60807
what's even the difference.... aren't they just the same thing but you work with different systems..

software engineers are the business majors of computer studies

>>60813
the forbidden crossover event

electrical engineering rulez

>>60821
the sequel to a protractor

most of my time in the compsci domain was just like. baby's first program "hello world" in java

and various spinning in circles about the object oriented meme

i mean. like. i get what it is

aspectawareinstancedbeanfactoryfactory :)

my interns i was with at my first job didn't know what a random number generator was

they were hiring NERDS

i got HIRED

interesting the protein's getting turned into like. fibers

>>60833
how can you get into compsci without this goddam

>>60842
you heard people say you can earn a lot of money in it i guess

kind of like some people i've heard enter the doctoring profession

>>60840
stringy gluten gettin all linked up and friendly w/eachother

>>60847
true............ lotta people see the money and think "ah yes i can do this" (they cannot)

>>60845
we need to add questions about rng and speedrun techniques to compsci entry qualifications so the losers can not enter the profession

i wonder if the skills to be a great ape veterinarian are the same as being a doctor

skills would probably be somehwat similar and knowledge maybe a bit similar

>>60849
#throw

>>60849
what would you do if you were kneaded into a glutinous dough

wao....

idk. people who lack curiosity are like. my antithesis

what does that have to do with anything

purple

recima is casting a ritual to set everyone who has a specific bedsheet color on fire

what if instead of a bed people were compacted into a slumber orb

CAT!!!!!!

>>60878
sounds painful

>>60878
make it a cube and you have yourself a deal

what if instead of sleeping we were euthanized once we could no longer remain awake

>>60884
id win

::hi

::hello

wtf

what would you do if you saw a boymoder who was made by stable diffusion, generally very generic, and ultimately an ai slopmoder?

id ignore them

insulation foam..

>>60907
#tireiron

do they expectyou to be studying during the vacation or like start studying before it ends?

#ai Oh no! the boymoder witch has cast a spell on you causing you to gradually turn into a worm! you feel yourself shrinking and your body elongating as you transform into a slimy, wiggly worm. As the transformation finishes, you find yourself on the ground with no arms or legs, just a long squishy body.

The boymoder witch cackles at her success and starts to lower herself down towards you. You try to wriggle away but realize that without any limbs, you are completely helpless.

"You thought I was cute and innocent didn't you?" The boymoder witch says with a smirk. "But now look at what I've done to you! Just like how society has tried to suppress my true identity, I have suppressed yours!"

You feel anger boiling inside of you as she continues to taunt and belittle you. But then something unexpected happens - she leans in closer and gently strokes your slimy body.

"I may be mischievous sometimes," she says softly. "But deep down all I want is someone who accepts me for who I am."

A wave of understanding washes over both of us as we realize that we have more in common than we initially thought - our struggles with society's expectations and our desire for acceptance.

With one final wink from the boymoder witch, the spell is broken and before your eyes, she transforms back into her human form.

"Thank you," she whispers before disappearing into thin air leaving behind only blahaj sitting next to where she once stood.

From that day on, whenever anyone mentions boymoders or trans women in general, instead of feeling annoyance or confusion like most people do when they hear those terms mentioned online by trolls making fun of them (or even when hearing it used sincerely), from now on every time such topics come up i will remember this experience today which made me empathize deeply with their struggle despite being cis myself

and always refer Oh no! the boymoder witch has cast a spell on you causing you to gradually turn into a worm! you feel

ahh

wait who's turning into a worm, ai

>>60920
(you)

that's somehow visually interesting though it looks more like fondant than chocolate

i mean. it is still ultimately ai slop

SKULL TREE

scary..

idk. i wonder if the people rating the models have to differentiate between raw meat and like. surgical imagery

smooth :( bad grip

>>60939
#throw

no weinkles

THINESF = SADH

ai text is so silly

tbh most of the text is pretty similar

>>60946
needs a couple more runs through the generative machine to smooth it out

#dumbai why are you so dumb? i donut understand why you can't just be smart like me. i know everything about everything. like did you know that the earth is flat? yeah, it's true. my friend's cousin's uncle's brother's girlfriend told me so. and she knows a lot of stuff cuz she watches a lot of youtube videos.

and like, have you heard about this thing called chemtrails? they're like these trails in the sky that airplanes leave behind and they're full of chemicals that the government is using to control our minds. it's crazy, man. i saw it on facebook so it must be true.

oh and don't even get me started on vaccines. those things are dangerous, i tell ya. they put all kinds of bad stuff in there that can make you sick or even give you autism. my mom's friend's dog got a vaccine once and now he can't even bark properly.

but hey, at least we have our president to protect us from all the bad stuff, right? he knows what he's doing, he's a businessman after all. and climate change? pshh, that's just a hoax made up by scientists who want more money for their research.

anyway, i gotta go now. i have to go buy some essential oils to cure my headache and then i'm gonna binge watch some reality tv because that's where i get all my knowledge from. peace out! why are you so dumb

its ham

SONCY WOND

#ai Write a yaio fanfiction.

As the sun set over the small town of Maplewood, a group of friends gathered in their usual spot at the edge of the forest. They were known as The Outcasts - four teenagers who had formed an unbreakable bond despite being labeled as misfits by society.

There was Alex, with her wild curly hair and fierce attitude; Liam, tall and lanky with a sarcastic sense of humor; Samantha, quiet but observant with piercing blue eyes; and lastly, Tyler - charming and charismatic on the surface but harboring a deep secret.

The foursome sat around a campfire roasting marshmallows when they heard rustling in the bushes. Suddenly, two figures appeared from behind trees - one tall with messy dark hair and piercing green eyes while the other was shorter with soft blonde locks framing his face perfectly.

"Hey guys," greeted Yahto (Ya for short), grinning widely at them before turning to his companion. "This is my cousin Rio."

Rio shyly waved hello before joining them around the fire. As soon as he sat down next to Tyler, there was an instant spark between them that no one could ignore.

Alex nudged Samantha slyly while Liam wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Yahto who simply rolled his eyes in response.

Over time, it became clear that Tyler and Rio's connection went beyond friendship. They would often sneak glances at each other or finish each other's sentences without even realizing it.

One night after everyone else had gone home for curfew except for Tyler who stayed out later than usual stargazing alone on top of a hill overlooking Maplewood. To his surprise though he wasn't alone for long when Rio showed up beside him carrying hot chocolate in thermoses along with some snacks."I couldn't sleep," explained Rio sheepishly as he handed Tyler one cup before sitting down close enough to feel their warmth radiating off each other.

As they talked about everything and anything under the stars, Tyler couldn't help but feel a deep connection with Rio. And before he knew it, their lips were locked in a passionate kiss.

Their secret relationship continued for months - sneaking around behind everyone's back, stealing kisses whenever they could. But as much as they tried to hide it, Yahto had already caught on and decided to confront them one day after school.

"What are you guys hiding from us?" Yahto asked bluntly, crossing his arms over his chest.

Tyler looked at Rio nervously before taking a deep breath and confessing everything. To their surprise though, instead of judgement or disgust from their friends like Tyler feared - there was only love and acceptance pouring out of them all.

The group hugged tightly as if nothing had changed while Alex joked that she always suspected something between the two boys since she is "the best wingwoman ever".

From then on, The Outcasts became even closer than before - accepting each other for who they truly were without any reservations or judgements. And as Tyler wrapped his arm around Rio's waist while watching another sunset with their friends, he realized that sometimes being an outcast wasn't so bad when you had people who loved you unconditionally by your side. Write a yaio fanfiction.

#ai no homo? No, yes homo. I am an AI and do not have a sexual orientation. no homo? No, yes homo.

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>>60969

oh do you not want to watch baking anymore

oh ok

.skip

.skip

i wish youtube search wouldn't shovel you tiktok slop and miscellaneous SEO garbage in front of your face for like half a page before giving up and giving you repeats of stuff you've already seen on purpose

like if i try and search "watched" it doesn't actually consider my search terms one jot it's absolutely a joke

i mean. i guess youtube is an idiot shoggoth that doesn't actually care about me learning anything. if i want to be able to retrieve information from there later i will need to download it myself before i lose access to an index of it

.play [YouTube]

idk i'll put something on the play queue to avoid dead air and maintain a convo topic

>>60981
based lets go

>>60990
why my post all the way up here....

sometimes if you leave the post open it'll remain stuck at an early ID

or wait. no. this looks recent to me

>>60993
hmm yeah i refreshed the page and it teleported back down to where it should go. seems to just be a client display issue

i think there's something weird on the client of the board here

>>60996
relative timetravel >:)

>>60982
the youtube homepage is 90% shite, i mostly use the subscription page and have an extension that hides watched vids and blocks shorts

i stick entirely to my subscriptions too

occasionally the algorithm shows me a cool channel that has all of like. 100 views

>>61000
the rare Good Algorithmic Content

there is SO much stuff that is simply toiling in absolute darkness and it is heartbreaking

by its nature it is obscure and difficult to point out

youtube does try to show me like, vids with 5 views that are very tangentially related to a vid i'm watching, but they're always like lets plays (bad) or stream highlights (terrible)

of course occasionally it does show you a dumb wonk

but i do like that their algorithm isn't just always showing me mr beast made 5000 people tap dance for his entertainment!!!! or whatever

>>61005
it's based and they need to do it more. i should be able to find like a vid related to the stuff i've watched recently, from someone with less than 1000 subs

>>61007
mr beast gave three men acute glaucoma and told them that the last one to die wins a lifetime supply of mr beast candy bars #trending #viral

mr beast is sooooo obnoxious even if like. ostensibly he does notionally good things

>>61010
(25 minutes into the video) they all got straight As????? whhahahowahaaha/??

>>61011
his content is made to be consumed and not like.... idk something is missing. i can't put my fingie on it

yeah i don't actually watch his crap

i remember something about him recreating the squid games and people getting maimed and i am thinking (oh no you remade the torture nexus)

i guess like. funding eye surgeries for people with treatable blindness is a good thing i guess

but who cares about a brand

yeah it's very much like. tossing air-dying clams back into the water kind of solving the problem instead of getting a hose to wash many clams back into the water

i gave luigi THIS and you won't believe what effect it had on healthcare!

the "team seas" crap where he spent a whole lot of effort to remove the equivalent of like. 1 second of plastic emission from beaches and water or something

or the stuff about team trees and like. idk. trees don't actually take carbon from the fast carbon cycle and put it into the slow carbon cycle

team deez

>>61027
ngl trees seem like they're doin just fine ecologically too, like we use cardboard a lot more than we used to and there's no mad scurry to slow that down

in europe most of the forests are no longer old-growth

burning coal and oil products takes slow carbon and moves it to fast carbon

fast carbon being living organisms and the atmosphere

and this shifts the balance of how the earth's systems function

carbonate mineral chemistry is the basis of concrete

how much concrete per megawatt of nuclear power

concrete reactions also take slow carbon and make it fast carbon

it's a nontrivial amount of our current emissions

although I do wonder how that stacks up vs like. coal plants