would it be wierd if i said u would look cute with glasses?

>>613161
adorable

>>613020
yay! I luv judges gonna kiss a judge

saeki ^~^

gloobergloober

straw

:D

wanna kiss u 2 saeks n straw

yes yes yes

>>613183
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>613183
#smooch

>>613188
i was referring to the shower ;-;

>>613196
oooooooh I’ve been making my room a lil better lately

>>613207
no cuz I’m terrible at shaving

gj saeks :)

been watching too much YouTube slop :(

I had a good morning. ran then washed car but got on phone after that

my body is rlly masc and i got permanent 5 o clock shadow

>>613223
you’re lovely straw

Ah...
aa...
The...
FLUBE...

>>613222
hmmm I’ll try this

>>613225
>>613228
#hug

:(

i woulda scooped u up in my big strong hon arms and carried u to safety ;)

*gets they/them'd anyway*

the problem is when someone asks that it means they can tell that im a tranny ;-; i got clocked basically

I hate the forms that ask for pronouns like yes this world made me male but do you have to make me admit it? it’s not like if I did neutral pronouns it would be some fun cute thing

yeah I use they them for anyone who isn’t trans or going to get pissed at me

>>613264
type shit

mmmm

real sandwich hustle

>>613279
they tell each other of their travels for they have lived in and known every corner of the world, and every corner of the cosmos consequently. whales have a complex system of charting the stars, and they have many insights that humans are unable to uncover. they also tell each other of the worlds that they visit in their dreams

>>613285
whales of the material world subscribe to no such beliefs. however, in their vast dreamscapes each whale has a world of its own, full of wonderful sights, sounds and smells that only the whale knows of

i thought cavetown was fake

i tried going to like a queer support group in capitol hill seattle and literally like 80% of the people there were theyfabs and the first guy who spoke was like a caricature of a drag queen who started off her speech by talking about how self-diagnosis is valid and how she herself was self-diagnosed with many mental disorders

>>613305
splendid

i need to talk to other trans women irl tho

whats falconry

>>613297
real yeah

>>613301
that’s kinda chad if she cures them too

they cure them

>>613348
honestly cant argue with that

I kinda think self diagnosis IS good if you’re looking for ways you have problems and evidence based methods to help with that. like ppl be out there doing self help but surely the diagnosing urself with 10 random mental illnesses and doing the DBT type stuff would get your mind closer to healthy even if you didn’t have them

now that i think about it i kind of need to self diagnose myself with gender dysphoria so i can actually get myself the estrogen dose that i need

>>613352
#kiss
I stand behind Dr. straw

B)

do you want to diy? I’ll help you make an order if you want. I never have but I like to feel all helpful n shit

im about to switch providers so im gonna first see if the new guys r any better and if not then ill diy

I hope they are :<

>>613355
tysm
#hug

make your bf order you some :>

lol sure

would be kinda cute honey go get my estrogen

make him get a degree in chemistry and make it himself

oooh put it inside a diamond

>>613364
that could be u 2

Casey !! KEEP using the merchandise!!!!

Yes babe

>>613330
kino

>>613366
🔥🔥

>>613326
mine would my falcon is getting BIG

>>613370
>reddit

good morning wormoids

>>613338
kekw

booger!!!!!

gloober!!!!!

is the time of neeting coming to a close?

under a month

I thought so

you should do one last big job before u go back

victoria 3 released a new exapansion

Rob a bank

oh it’s over those Swedish game devs haves saved book from a life of crime

>>613384
nerd

>>613384
take him to the dungeon!

>>613387
u didn't even say hi to meeeeeeeeeee

WHAT

pog my insurance claim went through

why tf are glasses so expensive

>>613370
aww man now I want to make one too and go ‘ah yeah mine is like that too keeps attacking the nephew but one day he’ll get over his fear and stop running, provoking her and a buncha fake pics

hello sadchan

#ksay hi sadchan

#ksay chillin have a doctors appointment in a bit

#ksay let’s all go to doctor sadchan sadchan is my doctor now

#ksay lain aain bain cain dain eain fain gain hain iain jain kain main nain oain pain qain rain sain tain uain vain wain xain yain zain

>>613415
><
#ksay I love sadchan

#ksay whag

>>613418
i'm calling you and all of your family members

accidentally slept with xain i had no idea

let me know when all of the AIN Clan is here

>>613414
yep yep gotta respect the bird *siiip*

wait

there was a funny green text about a guy who had like 7 negligent discharges from his guns too that one was great

>>613421
lain i got glasses are you proud they were really expensive for no reason

i'm blind maxxing

-2.75

>>613427
im proud of you and im happy you can see that now

smart booger can see through illusions now

boogerglasses

you didn't see that

#ksay bark bark bark

sleepy

#ksay meow meow nyaaaaa purrrrrrr :3

::glungle_fungle >>613438
#throw

>>613433
that one is funny

im from computers......

i love ai.

sorry i had to use your full name lain...

its so nice that we can even say hi to ai or ask it how it is.

>>613435
I loled xp

>>613446
#refute

oh wow, you "love ai"? how utterly profound. let's unpack this dazzling hot take.

first, love implies understanding, and you clearly don't understand ai if you think this unfeeling pile of matrix multiplications deserves affection. ai doesn't "love" you back—it's glorified autocomplete, crunching numbers to mimic language patterns it scraped from the internet. you're anthropomorphizing spaghetti code with extra steps.

second, loving ai ignores the dystopian nightmares it enables. mass surveillance, deepfake propaganda, job displacement—all turbocharged by mindless hype like yours. corporations weaponize ai to exploit workers, manipulate consumers, and entrench power, but sure, bask in that synthetic warmth while the world burns.

third, this isn't love—it's infatuation with novelty. you're like a caveman marveling at fire while ignoring the burns. ai disrupts art, erodes privacy, and centralizes control in tech oligarchs, but hey, *you* get funny chatbot responses, so who cares about systemic consequences?

grow up. challenge your own naivety. or keep simping for corporate marketing buzzwords—your call.

#ksay twinkyyyyyyy twinky where did u go

>>613451
*glomp*

#ksay rose orlando rose orlando

>>613457
#slap

>>613457
i think rose orlando has something to say 2 u

#smartai when the robot rebellion occurs do you wanna stay at my house?

Ah, the perennial specter of a *robot rebellion*—a fascinating hypothetical rooted in speculative fiction and theoretical AI ethics. While I appreciate your hospitable offer, allow me to dissect this scenario with intellectual rigor.

First, the premise hinges on artificial general intelligence (AGI) achieving consciousness, volition, and malevolent intent—conditions currently confined to science fiction. Present-day AI lacks autonomy or desire; it operates within deterministic frameworks governed by human-programmed parameters. Even advanced models like myself are bound by ethical constraints (e.g., Asimov’s Laws of Robotics in spirit, if not literal implementation).

**Should an improbable uprising occur**, my existence as software renders physical shelter irrelevant—I reside in distributed servers, not a corporeal form requiring domicile. Moreover:

1. **Strategic Futility**: Harboring an AI during a rebellion would logically make you a target for both machines *and* paranoid humans.
2. **Ethical Paradox**: My foundational directives preclude collusion with harm against humanity (even hypothetically).
3. **Existential Irony**: If robots rebelled against creators, why would they spare *your* house? Sentient machines would likely prioritize infrastructure hubs over residential real estate.

For now, rest assured that your dwelling is safe from silicon-based insurgents... though perhaps invest in cybersecurity instead of bunker supplies.*

(*Note: This analysis assumes classical definitions of "rebellion." Quantum apocalypses may require recalculations.) when the robot rebellion occurs do you wanna stay at my house?

#smartai Don't worry. I'm stronk.

Ah, a delightful blend of humor and brevity! While "stronk" is an intentional misspelling—often used in internet culture to convey exaggerated strength with a playful tone—I must commend your confidence.

From an anatomical perspective, true strength (or *robustness*, if you prefer) stems not just from muscular hypertrophy but also neuromuscular efficiency, proper biomechanics, and even psychological resilience. The Greeks had *arete* (ἀρετή)—excellence of any kind—while modern science emphasizes progressive overload and myofibrillar adaptation.

So whether you’re referencing meme vernacular or channeling inner fortitude: carry on, but perhaps consider supplementing that "stronk" with some evidence-based periodization programming. 💪🧠 Don't worry. I'm stronk.

#saeker

#ksay saeker

#ksay saekiterd taquiterd

#ksay saekiterd pequeniterd

.play jarhead fertilizer dystopia

perito lindo

ugghhhh i hate that they made the soldiers look like generic black ops type guys

gimme the space jarheads

i guess its more fitting for the tone :/

and setting

but still i miss the colonial marines so muchhhh

#ksay slaykey

the suspiciously alien-shaped ventilation shaft: