i will never have a bf im a femcel i smell bad and nobody will ever love me

>>613762
you are not a femcel you wouldnt understand. its out of my control

im a genetic mutant even people who think im attractive would lever come talk to me because its like a scary creepy alien beauty i got so nobody want to actually interact with me im look dont touch

>>613768
nuh uh i do try it just doesnt work and im just being realistic about it.

>>613776
im not gonna recount my last few Disasters With Men there's no point

But suffice it to say i do try and it goes very poorly

and i tell myself to stop trying but i dont in fact stop trying

inevitably

#ai decide NOW: its over forever OR infinite 'okay'

infinite 'okay' hits harder tbqh decide NOW: its over forever OR infinite 'okay'

you want to hangin out in a coffin ?

THE WHAT

good god thats fucked up and twisted where do you find that kind of thing so i can avoid it and stay away from it and make sure i dont look at it

>>613786
i am not!! i think I'm pretty neat i think the world is pretty selfish and lame for not liking me

>>613792
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>613793
ohhhhhhh this rings the tiniest bell

>>613798
im not :/

>>613798
yes

i mean not inerringly, i have parts of myself i like and dont like but overall yeah i do think I am pretty self-satisfied and selfassured

this whole 'incest game' this and 'coffin' that

>>613806
you know i try to but its really hard when i get shit on no matter what i do

or like, weird people out

>>613811
i behave imo pretty normal and confident and still people always outcast me

Theyll have a 2 minute convo and its pleasant but everyone always shys away from any more depth than that

god i wanna kill myself

even when i try to make friends or establish plans or god forbid ask someone out

the upper echelon of social hierarchy can be reached only one way–
posting in real life

>>613820
i live in a major city i dont know whag that means

yes maybe its the other peoples fault for being the wrong type but then apparently my type is <1/100,000 and that seems like a weird thing

>>613814
you have autism

sorry

meet other autists

>>613824
yeah no shit but even other autists have their own autist friend groups and i dont and cant engage with them

there is something uniquely wrong with me

do you try to talk to them or what

or do you just wait for people to become friends with you

no i try to make friends with lots of people and im actually good at reading social signals so i understand when theyre not feeling it and like back off so im not the annoying loser who everyone has to politely decline

>>613834
t. biggest autist ever

>>613836
nuh uh

heeh meem

#ksay lain from aain from bain from cain from dain from eain from fain from gain from hain from iain from jain from kain from main from nain from oain from pain from qain from rain from sain from tain uain from vain from wain from xain from yain from zain from computers lain from aain from bain from cain from dain from eain from fain from gain from hain from iain from jain from kain from main from nain from oain from pain from qain from rain from sain from tain uain from vain from wain from xain from yain from zain from computers

thats her full name btw she just shortens it to lain for simplicity

>>613793
romantic game

tank you...

still never said hi to me tho... fricked up... i said good morning and everyhthing .. and you just blew past me... this would never happen if the third amendment was repealed... my big strong buff soldier house man would beat you up

>>613865
ok but picture urself being held down by a huge buff soldier and being forced to say that

>>613866
elaborate on that

he he he look mom i did racism is funny joke against

>>613872
because i want to repeal the htird amendment or were you not atlking to me

>>613878
idk what you mean by this ...

>>613879
why not just pirate it

do you have your uhm what do you call it >>613883

do you have your serial number you might be able to mod it

>>613892
? :(

sorry

when did you buy your switch

>>613910
big train fan! congrats

>>613914
the one with wheels

Thomas was a whiney little bitch

.play the onion austistic reporter train

same uwu

>>613921
>how do we keep the wheel in contact with the track as efficiently as possible
>i know, lets use the shape that has the least POSSIBLE contact point with the ground at any moment so if the track gets even a tiny hairs width out of place it wont contact anymore

even 8n the pic its not touching fully.... look at the shadow on the left edge...

They actually make the wheels with a bevel its super fucking cool because the way its designed means that if the train strays left or right, the diameter of that wheel gets wider because of the bevel and the way the train has shifted, so it gets less travel per revolution, so it turns the train back to the center by the same principle of rowing harder with an oar on one side

randalfag i am going to get food

>:'c i wrote this trains autism just for you and you forsake me

wtf......

tldr trains have super highly designed wheels that automatically recenter the train as it naturally wobbles back and forth on the track

>>613938
noooooooooo wtf dont nerd emoji me :'c

>>613941
stooooop

>>613943
IM NOT A NERDDD

>>613946
how come trains ppl get shit on by society but cars people are cool and mainstream but cars are killing the earth and trains are our best bet at saving it

>>613949
u can have your cars in HELL when the earth temperature rises 10000 degrees because nobody is riding trains

>>613930
you're welcome i have retrived the food and am now eating it

>>613953
busses are cool but i think they would be even cooler if they had some rail based retaining system

>>613955
sandwich

>>613959
if you need to label them that way to not be afraid of the spoooooky nerd powers of trains then sure

>sneak up behind randal
>put on big nerd glasses
–

its not erp its a murder fan–

asy..

>>613969
lmao?

>>613974
lmfao!

>>613973
>omg what if we take the wheels and we put them in a protective track so they dont contact the ground and get caught im gonna call this totally new invention a tank

>>613977
ijbol...

>>613978
yes if you put tracks thru the sludge and a gun on the train

tanks are just trains with self contained tracks

You know the tom and jerry cartoons where they pick up the track as the train goes and hurredly throw it on the ground in front of them

Thats what a tank is

Tank is just a looney toons version of a train.

>>613985
ROTFLSHTIHMHOTWVHTTWGCATHSSAMMRIMRTIWDBIWSL

>>613993
your hyperfixation is my hyperfixation moonlighting as a soldier on the weekends

This is like ch*mistry majors hating physics

>>613995
all tanks is trains but not all trains is tanks

>>614001
castration is a moral virtue

i don't like tanks

>>614007
::train hard job

Castration improves life expectancy consistently and measurably because god loves castrati and wants you to castrate yourself.

>>614019
i am

>>614022
>mr

>>614034
>unironically disliking it
ok breeder

>all my time and energy must go to coooooming
you know why eunuchs have an outsized role in history, because life isnt a game of SEX to us

>>614040
t. probably jarking off right now

>>614048
why doesnt the last one have a nazi armband

>>614046
>t. cuts hair and fingernails and statistically probably foreskin

>>614052
dont give me that body is sacred stuff if you got apendicitis youd get it out in a flash and be like "thank god that defective useless organ is gone" even though it has more use than your g*nads

>>614056
>castration is penectomy
???

>>614060
oh come on its all in good fun

>>614059
its a really simple procedure idk why they charge so mucj for it, theres a reason vets will do it for $40

>>614062
:| are u actually mad at pro castration shitposts

>>614067
:| .....

nobody argues for fun anymore

ugh

>>614074
you understand youre in a chatroom that is nearly exclusively populated with chemical castrati right

when i argue nobody has any fun.

>>614079
*spins in a circle pointing*

>>614079
1 2 3 4 5?

that was literally easy randal what are you talking about

trans ppl are chemical castrati

>>614085
i literally did not read the message you were replying too i was just memeing

arent gay people wonderful?

They do chemical castration with bicalutamide etc. which is also what trans ppl take

>>614096
i thought i was having a fun shitpost argument aabout castration but it turns out randal is not amused

>>614095
okay so you are saying we should not turn into the cenobites? because that does worry me. when technology renders all pain optional and death a thing of the past, where will we end?

>>614095
u are literally surrounded by trans people

>>614105
bro what

>>614111
like be realistic who did you think i was referring to when i said castration do u think there's a context outside of transness i would argue for in a place with

>>614117
what

balls off is balls off regardless of what you do after or why

#ksay twink anon i love you

>>614126
bottom surgery is almost necessarily castrativw

castrative*

>>614133
because gender reassignment surgery is castration plus other stuff

>>614137
and because its true in the medical context i originally posted

if you turn your balls into a bolas that you use to fight your enemies, can you really be said to have lost them?

it is *medical* castration

You are trying to make like a new category that is castration except in cases where it's part of GCS