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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im the petting zoo's puppy
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I shared how I was thinking, before I locked in on using saeki, I was gon use миша сакура earlier bwa
>>614575
gloober
>>614549
#trvke (quoted post has no text)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614570
Миша сакура?
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just was gonna be pen name
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as saeki is
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614572
i don't cum enough to do anything with it
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I didn't go with Cyrillic in my pen name other than the к
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Caged
>>614582
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wish
gloober
>>614580
aww it means sweet mouse cutte
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u guys think those flat chastity cages are like bad for your health or do you think they'd be fine??
>>614588>>614591>>614615
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I hope my..
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nvm..
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oe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614584
Probably not a good idea
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but theyre the cutest ones :/
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the like cage ones r kinda dumb looking
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yeah
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what's the name of the thing that
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its like invisible
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is weird but I find it interesting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614599
Average foreskin haver
gloober
>>614583
I’m good! just got back from therapy, feeling very grounded and real about my life, going to try to get some rest. feeling too exhausted to really focus on anything rn but happy n like seeing I <3
>>614603
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614526
ow fuck ow theres a card under my foreskin fuck owwwwww
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13439.gif
>>614601
ouu, nicu
n happy to hear chu got to go n hope it went okej
::pat
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awe
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I'm probably gonna pass out but been trying to get energy to work, but need rest first bwa
gloober
^_^
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna do a funny
gloober
yeah this is a low energy needed place for me to be but sometimes I needs to rest instead to do big exciting things
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is a certified Новый Год classic
>>614620
booger (phone)!boymodewng
getting hair done now
anon
opinions on my falcon killing 4 bald eagles
>>614614
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oooo
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>614612
no opinions allowed in this board sorry.
gloober
>>614584
I don’t trust anything w prolonged swueesibg of body I’m bloodflowpillwd
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I found out one of the pins I uploaded has like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
unfortunately my peenor is just waaayyyyyyy too big for any of those cages anyways
>>614619
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My peepus
gloober
>>614610
oooh did u know IN RUSSIA new years is a big holiday more important than Christmas?
>>614623
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a serious comment abt it lel
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614619
hmmm?? tell me tell me tell me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614620
Yeah, I booze every 31st of every year
gloober
u should invite us all to ur house for new years
>>614627
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I should probably spend more time with my parents.
gloober
awww :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614624
My flat is too small for all of you
gloober
well spill out into the hallways and balcony
>>614629
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>614628
i’ll spill you
gloober
:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We can always saw some people in half
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For better fitting
gloober
or we can have ppl wear suction cup boots and stand on the ceiling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, New Year in mental asylum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite aesthetic
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a serious comment abt it lel
gloober
you’re my mental asylum <3
>>614642
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guh
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those cages that like
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make u look almost like u had some kind of surgery are interesting
>>614657
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They will never cage me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THe wolf is born to be free
anon
>>614641
i have to be real right now. i fucking love being a treat powered victim...
>>614647
gloober
>>614646
#smooch
#smooch
I’ll bake for uuuuuu
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awwww
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614650
Good looking gle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did anyone else
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>>614657
like it I forget the name, they like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
eat toothpaste as a kid
>>614663
gloober
#ai chapstick edible? calories? nutrition?

chapstick isn't edible—it's meant for external use only. eating it can expose you to synthetic ingredients, waxes, and potentially harmful stuff. no meaningful calories or nutrition since it's not food. if you're licking it off your lips, that tiny amount won't do anything, but chowing down on a tube is a bad idea. stick to actual food for calories and nutrients.
chapstick edible? calories? nutrition?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614663
Based
anon
#ai caloric value of a homeless man's lliver

wtf. that's fucked up dude. don't be gross. stop it.
caloric value of a homeless man's lliver
>>614669
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ai zack ward

he played scary terry in rick and morty. classic "run on homie" line.
zack ward
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ai who did zack ward play in films

zack ward played scut farkus in *a christmas story* and derek villefort in *resident evil: apocalypse*.
who did zack ward play in films
gloober
>>614666
were just scaled up pigs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ai titus tv show synopsis

titus is a dark sitcom that aired from 2000-2002. it's based on comedian christopher titus's life, blending stand-up segments with scripted drama about his dysfunctional family. the show follows titus dealing with his alcoholic father (played by stump in fictionalized form), eccentric mom, and chaotic brother. the tone swings between absurd humor and heavy topics like abuse and addiction, with stark black-and-white fantasy sequences breaking up the live-audience sitcom format. critically praised for its rawness but low-rated, it got canceled after 3 seasons. cult favorite for its unflinching comedy.
titus tv show synopsis
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cant wait to move out eeeeep
gloober
#ai why can’t people get calories eating wax? isn’t it fat?

wax is a lipid, but humans can't digest it properly. our enzymes don't break down wax esters like they do triglycerides in fats. so it just passes through undigested, meaning zero calories absorbed. nice try tho.
why can’t people get calories eating wax? isn’t it fat?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna have friends over n be gay n stuff itll be so nice
>>614675>>614674
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and rly happy for u
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excited to see n hear Abt how it all goes x
anon
i just sent out an application for the polycule
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-w-
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also like its gonna be crazy to live near civilisation lol
>>614682
anon
will they take me......
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I need that again so bad ;-;
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I yearn to be able to go to a even a tiny store a bit of a walk away and just
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love lore
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im gonna uhm go out n eat food n stuff thatll be awesome
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sigh
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aw
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hope they have a good ramen place thatd make me happy
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cutie
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d'awww
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mhm...
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soba noodles n miso broth sounds amazing rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna try the pork ramen
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like the one with the pork belly n stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Piska
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mnnnn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also i need to get my dads ricecooker n steal his chairman mao's red braised pork recipe that stuff was soooooo good omg
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ooo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was a bird
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wish i was a bird
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I wish I was someones puppygirl..
>>614714
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
what type of bird would you be randalfag?
>>614720
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i'd be a shoebill
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A sparrow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I;m already like a sparrow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Alright, gonna go game now cya all later
>>614713
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okiii
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am playing pokemon
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614705
awwww puppyyyy, pets u pets u pets uuu
gloober
^^
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>////<
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< 3
qt puppies 2
anon
>>614706
I'd be like a HAWK or a FALCON or something badass like that.
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heh
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birb qts
anon
I am like... a badass bird.... or like a bird of prey. Or like I'd be a lion or a wolf or something badass and sigma
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
sksksksksksk omfg
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
just found a lets play video i did as a little baby woooofta
anon
I want my dom to get my attention with "sksksksks"
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awww
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cus I was gonna
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see about adding u on Nintendo
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my dad still uses a username I picked for us like when I was 12 or 13 n I had a yt channel I would post vids as like a 10-13 yo on doing dummy stuff
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I have lets plays/gameplay recordings from unreal tournament 2003 somewhere on yt, and maaaany stream vods from ark on ps4
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
bro i sounded so fucking english here wtf
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d'aww
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cutie
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probably cus younger n not exposed to more err yk like differing speech yet? it depends on how u grew up n all
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the way I talk has changed a lot a lot
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I still am in person cus I'm not in a place I feel comfortable yet but
used to get by by being selective mute, was bwa
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wanna hear cuties voices though
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
REAL YOUTUBERS ONLY
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D'AWWW
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hehe
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precious footage
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why does she speak like that....
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I should
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check what my
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YouTube channel that had a video blow up has had change
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or if ppl are still commenting Abt shooting up places, smfh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i did this in the living room also, my dad was probs playing some shit on the playstation
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awwwwwwww
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cutie
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mhm
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I could talk a lot abt my experience not like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"20 wood" why ?
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I didn't have a phone or internet/computer w internet till I was 13 regularly, though I found ways around that through having access to a ras pi I took a class on
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
me personally i'd love to be attacked by zomvbies
>>614766
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and aww
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::cudde
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ur lil extra englishness here reminds me of the UK ex voice more w it lel
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cutie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wow!
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rose telling me smth waow
anon
>>614758
This but instead it is a horde of sexy girls and boys
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this shit is literally like 13 years old
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hehe
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I have
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live like
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real face videos of me somewhere playing n doing stuff w other kids on some dead yt channel
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this video is older than i was when i made the video
>>614777
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"minecwaft"
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cyuuute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
woah first rose orlando song here
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:DDD
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614772
this is actually crazy tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was like 9???
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do i sound like kanaya??
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::pa
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gonna fight the electric gym leader, trying to get the levels up cus I have like a level 38 Espeon but only can have up to lvl 30 listen bwa
>>614784
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614783
oooo good luck!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
HEHEHEHEH YOU CAN HEAR MY DAD
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
LMAOOOOOO
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also
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do you play by trying to collect the entire dex or do shinies or ?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was collecting the whole dex :3
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curious
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i did manage to do it also
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awe :>
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hehe
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I might have to buy a second hand cart of the game cus I only get to keep this one from library till July 6th I think
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oooo mhmhm
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but been enjoying cus I last played most of a game being b&w 2 on my ds
::shy boymoder
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hehe aw
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reminds me of my bwaaa trying to improvise when doing dictaphone stuff where I'd record voice notes regularly
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cyute thoughs
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando best youtube lets player?
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omg the videos
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are still up from 11 years ago
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
woah
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ono
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I should unlist them if I can even get into the account but lel
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lelelel
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omg
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I found my old other yt that has me doing an explainer on win XP of how to remove a malware w notepad open
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WOOAAAAHHHH ELECTRIC CREEPER
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waow
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy shit
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heh I also have
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unturned gameplay on the channel from 10 yrs ago and unreal tournament
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"cool whip shizzle and good bye my friendly... amigos!"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wow what a catchphrase
booger (phone)!boymodewng
got haircut
>>614821
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay yippeee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u missed 9 year old rosie doing a minecraft lets paly
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:o
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goo night all ily <3
>>614826
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>614824
straight and thin and brown ish blonde
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i am having a good morning
anon
How are you doing
anon
mmmm very good
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i like working the saxophone
derrick_phone(Luzia)
it lets me play how i feel
anon
mmm I am trying to learn the trumpet
derrick_phone(Luzia)
woah thats cool
anon
I'm not any good yet, I have years down the line
derrick_phone(Luzia)
do u wanna know a fun alabama fact?
>>614839
derrick_phone(Luzia)
they call it the crimson tide
anon
Yes
derrick_phone(Luzia)
wanna know a fun fact about me?
>>614848
anon
I know that
anon
Of course
derrick_phone(Luzia)
they call me deacon blues
anon
I'm gonna put on Steely Dan and the Royal Scam now
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and bwa if peeps dmed me btw, disappears, unsur
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disappeared cus laptop shut off
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aww
anon
>>614856
No, unfortunate for you, because you likely have similar music tastes
anon
He is quite the catch, but unfortunately taken
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you missed such an excellent opportunity to say "no hes album"
anon
.play steely dan the royal scam
derrick_phone(Luzia)
FUCK AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS
derrick_phone(Luzia)
I JUST HEARD MY DOOR SLAM WTF
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awww
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ily peeps , , ,
anon
love you too saeki
anon
Oh shoot, you lost my platonic Dm
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<33
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bwa
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Ababa,,
anon
hmmm?
0.7965% not booger!boymodewng
there's supposed to be a tornado and nickel sized hail in my area
0.7966% not booger!boymodewng
i'm gonna take a walk to make sure t hey aren't lying to me
>>614879
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aw :C
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>>614874
oh man yeah I just looked at the storm map
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we got 3 tornadoes across Midwest ish to southern ish
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then some marine storms at great lakes
anon
We should hide inside of a small enclosed space without any windows together
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mhm
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heh
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it be
booger (phone)!boymodewng
damn i just went outside and there’s not even hail
booger (phone)!boymodewng
weather people are fricking liars
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wearing tank top n short shorts rn its too humid but would gib huggol
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>614890
hello hi hi hello hi hello hello hi
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and heya against c:
yngven
how do y'all do
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okej, hru??
yngven
goode, absolutely geeked
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ooo
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I could get a bit rn
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might eep though
yngven
also got an eddy on standby
yngven
first one in a little while
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ou
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haven't had edibles in like 1< yr
yngven
same
yngven
this one i got with me rn is 100mg if i remember correctly
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ouu
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I used to take rso regularly for eep n trauma stuff but stopped a few yrs ago, I have oil pens n blunts thoughts
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thoughs*
yngven
i used to take hella edis back a few years ago cuz i had easy access to them
yngven
but after around a year of constantly eating them i stopped cuz i lost readily easy access to them
yngven
so i stuck to joints or carts
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awe
::hug
hope u have what's comfy
anon
getting high as fuck....... with saeki..........
0.7967% not booger!boymodewng
>>614916
i need a peer reviewed study confirming this before i ever come one IOTA close to believing you
>>614931
anon
>>614916
Can I crawl into your oversized fleece hoodie with you and press up against each other?
>>614920
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:333
yngven
>>614918
i highly doubt we would both fit since im big as hell but we could try
>>614921
anon
>>614920
We would actually be smashed together because I am huge too lmao
anon
im a hon
0.7968% not booger!boymodewng
#c 380/14 (190/7)
0.7969% not booger!boymodewng
#c 380/14 in decimals (27.1429)
anon
i am such an ugly hon... yippee!!!!!
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nuh
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shut
no bulli self n is false
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gm!!! heya fent :'D
yngven
size 12 converse for scale
0.7970% not booger!boymodewng
>>614931
erm this is not a peer reviewed study, this is an image.
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this reminds me of some I like lots
yngven
hoodie :(
0.7971% not booger!boymodewng
i like the sweater tho ...
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I'm making a few Pinterest boards w clothes n stuff to show peeps
fentmom
wormcon soon
yngven
got it for like $4.99 at a salvation army a few years ago
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:D
yngven
its tagged a 2xl but it fits like a 4xl
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aw
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nuzzling in soft sweaters as it gets cold out
yngven
its unfortunately the opposite for me
yngven
its actually getting /hotter/ and its getting UNBEARABLY hot
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its
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am wearing pajama short shorts n tank top
0.7972% not booger!boymodewng
>>614949
yeah sorry i live in your walls and i just radiate heat because i'm so attractive it's my bad
>>614954
0.7973% not booger!boymodewng
i am extremely sorry and apolopgize
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>>614952
r u why I have a chronic low grade fever how long hab u been living in my walls
0.7974% not booger!boymodewng
listen i think details like that are just not super relevant
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opens the safe
0.7975% not booger!boymodewng
WOAH WOAH WOAH
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lmao
anon
vladimir putin opens oldest vault
0.7976% not booger!boymodewng
wait saeki is valdimir putin
0.7977% not booger!boymodewng
does she wear a skin suit when out in public o_O
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::starre
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look I'd say something but I don't wanna fall out a window if you know what I mean
0.7978% not booger!boymodewng
LMAO
0.7979% not booger!boymodewng
fairfairfair
0.7980% not booger!boymodewng
wait is this how putin has survived for so long

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