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0.7981% not booger!boymodewng
the guy isn't the real putin
0.7982% not booger!boymodewng
it's saeki calling all of the shots from her room
0.7983% not booger!boymodewng
holy shit
anon
does taking estradiol lead to changes in ones personality or how one interacts with people? how would you say it has changed over time?
0.7984% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay saeki
0.7985% not booger!boymodewng
are you eep yet
yngven
:3
sæкі
not yet, I'm gonna in a couple
anti twink aktion
my wife keeps putting a bike lock chain around my neck what mean
>>614980
anon
SAEKI
selene
wait fuck
selene
yay it works
selene
SAEKI
selene
dude u wouldn't believe what just happened rofl
selene
>>614976
so my parents discovered more shrooms for me and i was like "yeah i knew i was missing more than 3 grams"
sæкі
bwaaaa
sæкі
cant articulate self the best rn just messy head times
yngven
:3
sæкі
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burning up n
shy shaky hours
::hug cat
yngven
100 mg down the hatch
sæкі
bwaa one sec
sæкі
fuzzy
0.7988% not booger!boymodewng
itneresting actronym
0.7989% not booger!boymodewng
i think the mods should BAN you again
anon
WHAT
straw bury
:3
straw bury
omg omg new scalp single
anon
hmm....
anon
there is an imposter among us
straw bury
complete non-sequiteur but would yall fuck a clone of urself
>>615020>>615022
fentmom
yes
fentmom
yes
fentmom
yes
fentmom
also i would marry my clones off to my friends
straw bury
type shi
anon
I would marry my clone
fentmom
i wouldnt marry my clone but i do realise the problem that some 19th century writers touched upon which is that the only person that can truly understand yourself (and hence the perfect romantic partner) is yourself
fentmom
fortunately i am very good at projecting myself onto people and i dont need to marry my clone
fentmom
i would like to fuck my clone though it would be jokes
anon
Oh I just want to marry my clone so he can be a permanent three way partner with other people
straw bury
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::strawgirl
there is a fake straw bury among us
straw bury
i am the original
straw bury
i am the original
straw bury
no i am
straw bury
i literally am
straw bury
ur the fake
straw bury
ur a fake
straw bury
>:(
sæкі
mmm
sæкі
I might nod off some more in a couple
straw bury
>:(
straw bury
>:<
sæкі
fuzzy n eyes are
sæкі
lel
straw bury
Why am I being impersonated
>>615077
straw bury
cause i was just so jealous of how charismatic and beloved u r
straw bury
(u can tell that ones the fake cause theyre using correct capitalization)
straw bury
true, we should all (redacted) each other
straw bury
ong
straw bury
hey just wondering whats yall opinion on pineapple?
fentmom
its alright
straw bury
yur
anon
tastes good
straw bury
yurr
straw bury
>>615059
why am i being impersonated wtf
straw bury
ikr???
straw bury
twink it's obvious that one is you because you're the only one who uses correct punctuation
straw bury
twink just wants to (redacted for hornyposting) 3 of us at the same time
straw bury
if i started hornyposting using your name who would get banned
>>615082
straw bury
>>615081
r u talking to twink?
straw bury
also u spelled ur wrong
straw bury
...
straw bury
i'm tolking about u
straw bury
i would start hornyposting with u
straw bury
and we would both get banned
>>615091
straw bury
omg that would be so fun
sæкі
woh
straw bury
may be
straw bury
alr i gotta go afk for a second pretend to be me for a while longer
0.7991% not booger!boymodewng
ok i'll stop impersonating you then
0.7992% not booger!boymodewng
oh okay nevermind LMAO i will keep impersonating you if that's what you want
sæкі
hai bwaaa
sæкі
noddy
sæкі
hehe
anon
what did I do!
sæкі
- >-
sæкі
wh
sæкі
same
sæкі
I'm gonna go nod off to eep n curl up in sheets w shork I think,,
>>615174
sæкі
waow
anon
i look so much prettier when i actually care about my hair and stuff...
anon
>>615125
c-can i join.. im very soft i've been told
sæкі
yus
sæкі
<3
sæкі
ily sweets
straw bury
u fucking added this twinky didnt u
>>615141
sæкі
cool bike
sæкі
sweet dreams, pretty sweets
>>615144
anon
>>615140
hope you feel really good tonight cutie
sæкі
u2 lots n all other peeps too, always
>>615147
straw bury
>>615146
gn saeki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
sæкі
niniii!!!
sæкі
<3
0.7994% not booger!boymodewng
why aren't you allowed to clap in court if your lawyer makes a good argument
>>615156
0.7995% not booger!boymodewng
that would be way more entertaining
anon
>>615154
You should be allowed to cheer and scream in court
anon
Like how your dad does when he watches fox news
0.7996% not booger!boymodewng
yeah true
>>615159
anon
Time to get just for men touch of grey to seduce bloober
0.7997% not booger!boymodewng
im JOKING
Aleixi
my wife gone :(
anon
hmmm?
Aleixi
I said bye, ate dinner, tried to message, blocked :(
Aleixi
am sadge
anon
Aw... :(
anon
That is sad.... wish I could comfort...
Aleixi
want wife
0.7998% not booger!boymodewng
#ai what is the sixth amendment

the sixth amendment guarantees the right to a speedy and public trial by an impartial jury, the right to be informed of the nature of the charges, the right to confront witnesses, the right to subpoena witnesses in your favor, and the right to legal counsel.
what is the sixth amendment
Aleixi
ur mom is the sixth amendment
anon
Well... I've just been like..... chilling
gloober
>>615009
I would plunge it with u
gloober
I am a plunger pro
gloober
chat unlike usual when I come back after a few hours I actually was resting the last 3 hours or so
gloober
but now I’m not too Sleepy or energetic :/
anon
I am high
gloober
high on u
gloober
lexei: D
Aleixi
I love wife
gloober
awww cute
gloober
watn wife but tbh they would probably want to sleep rn and be bothered by my energy
>>615186
anon
and you could use me and tire me out all you want
>>615199
0.8000% not booger!boymodewng
i'm not good at this
>>615193
gloober
you’re very good at this
gloober
I’m *not*going to be keeping this wife of mine with the hussies out there
gloober
but I’m proud to lose to the better worm
gloober
that would be nice twinky
gloober
u missed the secret text it’s over
anon
I did....
gloober
I’m not horny enough to masturbate but I still feel it a little perhaps
gloober
restless
anon
Do you need my help then....
gloober
yes pls 🥺
gloober
would love to touch someone right now and maybe go for a walk or smth
gloober
she’s a very impressive wife- when I’m in debate shows I say ‘my wife is a twinknon’
gloober
would you still love me if I talked like Ben Shapiro all the time? 🥺
>>615210
gloober
I tend to be all wound up after a big day and stay up too late
Aleixi
>>615206
I need to get up at 2:30 am
gloober
oh nice gr8 job alei
0.8001% not booger!boymodewng
>>615210
YES
0.8002% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8003% not booger!boymodewng
YES
gloober
:3
0.8004% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8005% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8006% not booger!boymodewng
ahem
0.8007% not booger!boymodewng
i mean ban this man
>>615222
anon
bloober....
gloober
:33
anon
>>615219
The moderation team seeks my demise, they pray on my destruction.
gloober
twinknon right shrimp on left or maybe sadchan
gloober
tea is the one at the book shelf I think
gloober
how long?
gloober
8 hour shift?
fentmom
.play
fentmom
marisa .
fentmom
bandido de pais latino
fentmom
wtf
fentmom
bailando bailando
fentmom
amigos adios
fentmom
gloober i am like sincerely fixated with this singer and her songs and for a while i wasnt able to parse why
gloober
ooooh
Aleixi
I'm silly????
fentmom
i think a lot of it is to do with the fact she's visibly older, slightly gawkier, and not as conventionally "pretty" as her backup dancers
>>615255
anon
>>615247
yes, you said how are you always horny, I said mental disorder
>>615252
gloober
I wonder if it’s the joy and escape in this one?
fentmom
but regardless she moves and sings and smiles so freely
>>615257
Aleixi
fair
fentmom
for that she is possibly the most beautiful human being in the world to me
>>615257
fentmom
as i grow older i find myself yearning for people who are expressive and openly emotional and act like they dont give a fuck
gloober
I hope in us too fent
gloober
if you look at the really elderly it seems like apathy or pain or tiredness wins.. sigh
gloober
but love is the goal, and being there for a moment in the end is not winning
gloober
like a wild dog getting scraps after the lion has feasted
fentmom
as we grow very old i think what keeps us full of life (if not necessarily youthful) is maintaining ties with community and family
fentmom
i went to this lesbian coffeeshop lately and the owner must have been about 75 but yapped like a 25 year old, lovely woman
gloober
mmmm .. social animals
fentmom
just kept talking about how happy she is to have all these sorts of people come into her shop and how she loves all the dogs that come in for treats
gloober
how passionate. I dislike how bitter and negative I often am. I really look up to cheer and a positive attitude
fentmom
i really do think people choose to become old and useless
gloober
part of the negativity in me I think is an escape from earnestly engaging with the world
gloober
have you read the Wilfred Owen’s poem insensibility?
fentmom
no whats it about
fentmom
i havent read much poetry
>>615275
gloober
he died in We
gloober
wwi but was a poet before he did
gloober
it might be nice to read it aloud or smth to u idk
gloober
I’ll go read it to myself
gloober
but I guess it Doesn’t really prescribe hope so much as condem apathy
anon
You are a poet gloober, or you read alot of poetry?
anon
I need to learna bout poetry!!
gloober
not really, I learned this from a Wwi podcast but poetry is nice
anon
ah! I see, very interesting!
>>615287
gloober
^##^
anon
gloober
gloober
the eternal reciprocity of twink
gloober
I finished it again
gloober
it’s not the greatest poem nor the worst
gloober
I think though worth some read
gloober
how is twinky?
gloober
I had a flash in my mind of writing you a poem but it’s been a long time since those classes
>>615296
anon
>>615295
I have been trying to write some poetry myself...
anon
Maybe I could write you something romantic once I get better
gloober
omg
gloober
No don’t force it!
gloober
I’d love to see what you make
anon
Well, thus far it is predictably... erotic
>>615305
gloober
hahaha ooooh are you going to show those who inspire you?
gloober
you and tea are so cute
gloober
I don’t know how close you are
0.8010% not booger!boymodewng
>>615301
YES
gloober
but a poem is quite a chess opener
anon
Well, we've been using lichess to have more private conversations....
gloober
it’s very cute seeing you two go off to it
gloober
take care of yourself and her <3
anon
mmm... it's very nice....
0.8011% not booger!boymodewng
-_-
gloober
we could play chess boogchan but also I get distracted by the game and would forget to scroll to the text bar and type slow and am bad at romance and my foot hurts
>>615316
gloober
is itchy and sore at once
gloober
I have a cut between my toes
gloober
No idea how I got it
anon
while I sexually harass you
davesprite
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::hello_chat
now i get to draw a boiling explosion
these are very fun to draw
i think i will place them in the story gratuitously
gloober
let’s play perhaps
davesprite
more blogging about my drawing lol
davesprite
i promise y'all will see something soon™
davesprite
>>615316
we should play go sometime twinkanon
i am ass at chess but go is less reliant on knowing strategies so it's easier for people who are bad at chess to play against people who are good at chess lol
>>615324
gloober
twinky is chess at ass so you should be a good match
davesprite
>>615324
hellaaa
i am on sentei
davesprite
hmm wait i forgot my username
gloober
u can just boot up lichess n invite the other
gloober
I wonder if lichess would be a good drugs selling platform
gloober
I guess u can only have the one game tho
davesprite
actually twink anon do you use disc
i can give you my go username on there
>>615337
gloober
sadchan :)
gloober
r u just neeting this summer sadchan?
davesprite
>>615337
hmm do you have any socials
i just use the same name as my go for a couple other things
0.8012% not booger!boymodewng
>>615337
lier
davesprite
oh i guess i could just post it and edit it out
but you can revert edits with inspect element right
people could find my go username in the vague future and use it to track me .-.
gloober
>>615341
uhm uh actually this ISNT the singer ur supposed to be obsessed with !!!!!!
fentmom
time 2 rave
gloober
:)
davesprite
urgh
gloober
:)
davesprite
well okay twink if you make a sentei go account i will add you
>>615357
SadChan🍉🍉
>>615351
i hope u r good too
davesprite
i may hassle you about this later ig lol
gloober
#ai what is sentai

sentai is just a japanese term for a team of superheroes, mostly used to describe shows like power rangers in the west. think colorful suits, ridiculous poses, and giant robots fightin monsters.
what is sentai
anon
>>615353
Will do, I have a go account I think, don't know if it is that site, but look up uh twinkGOD
>>615360
gloober
teinkanon in bower ranger suit
anon
and my lichess is twinkGODs
davesprite
>>615357
i can also make an account on whatever you play on but i will check that rq, also lol
davesprite
oh you're probably on baduk
davesprite
or wait ogs badukpop is just through ogs i think
there are too many go sites and apps
davesprite
i will find you later tho lol
gloober
Dave do u like any poems?
anon
I will find you prob tomorrow, tonight kinda high and also chattin
gloober
he will find you:
twinken staring twinkam neisen
rated adults only
anon
that's what I threaten bloober with when she says I won't make her my woman
gloober
I bet if I smoked I’d like a cigarette right now
anon
the cravings come and go
gloober
wife
gloober
I can’t let my twinkwife smoke
gloober
you need a nice kissable clean pink mouth
gloober
do you think prostitution is bad given your experience with ppl who do it? a few friends argued about it recently, one made the point that everyone in it had a bad mental situation
fentmom
i have a bad experience with a friend who tried to get me to pimp them out + their friend who was a complete moron and we ended up going into OF stuff
anon
It's one of those things that exists in hypothetical land. Is there a world where a prostitute is like alright? Yeah. But I know alot of prostiitutes, I have a big sample size, and none of them are doing well as a result
>>615380
fentmom
i am not equipped for sex work discourse nor do i think its really my position
>>615378
fentmom
i think its odd people paid to see my peanus and bals get stepped on
gloober
I mean u kinda gotta decide whether ur friends are going to be allowed to engage in it in your presence or who you want in your life :/
anon
>>615380
That being said, if you include stripping in that sort of category, oh my GOD strippers make BANK fuck them hoes. They put me to shame with how much they walk home with. I have known strippers that are fairly well off mentally too.
gloober
always felt weird to me paying strippers :/ like they should pay me lmao I have no money and I’m not going around being sexual at ppl lol
gloober
yeah I think it’s less demeaning and less being touched by others you can’t control so much
gloober
fentmom what should we talk about?
gloober
can you. teach us ancient British wisdom?
fentmom
had a jarring encounter the other day which was yesterday
fentmom
walked outside the homeless guy hostel and this person asks me for a fag so i give him a fag and hes like oh i knew you would give me a fag you have such kind eyes and then i really do forget how the conversation transitioned into this but he kept talking about how he was grateful to be alive because he got to jack off 3-6 times a day
gloober
gah!
gloober
generous fentmom

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