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gloober
>>616779
ya know why I’m scared of them a little that first doctor who episode with the maniquins in elevators that the face flipped around to evil and they sent you to be recycled or smth
>>616800
gloober
>>616799
they’re doing laser eye surgery maybe :)
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scolds you with a soldering iron
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I love the durarara manga its so much darker than the anime and more detailed than the light novels brutality
anon
Oculolinctus
gloober
my dad got lasic and it went well for him
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my mom got it
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oh ye I was gon find those cosplay pics and should find the one w my glasses I need to find in my room
gloober
if u want
gloober
don’t want to make you live in the past or just entertain us yk
anon
jesus christ I looked up oculolinctus again and now my eyes are watering from just looking at the google pictures
Ilovelain
My dad got lasik and it went pretty poorly
gloober
let’s all love lain
gloober
ooof I’ve heard most eye doctors don’t get it lmao
Ilovelain
Big laser takes another victim
gloober
would be chool to have a big laser
Ilovelain
witerally
gloober
idk if I could ever use it though
gloober
making a clever double entandre?
anon
can I post nsfw if it literally made me cringe until my body flipped inside out and I literally died
>>616827
gloober
just encrypt it and also dm us the key and give me a modified version of Firefox to automatically decrypt it on my iPhone also pls
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gosh I got reminded of a video a girl took w me kill me
gloober
awww
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I'll respond to urs in a min
gloober
I don’t think u can dm images
anon
>>616827
no you do not want to see this pic, it is like a cognitohazard
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loll
gloober
nah I’ve looked at d plenty too twinky
>>616836
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oh that
gloober
though I’ve actually managed to avoid most 3d gore/cp and happy w that
gloober
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mom made a parfait and I put a bandaid on her fingie when she cut it on yoghurt. ontainer
anon
>>616832
it's a google image or I guess duckduckgo image result for eyeball licking, but it aint't a tongue on that eyeball.
gloober
it’s happened before too wat out for the killer ghurt!
Ilovelain
very nice gloober
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gosh I found a pic of me tied up too
>>616843
gloober
Ty lain :3
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heya
gloober
I like to be very nice
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nah I'm lacking most clothes
gloober
hehe teasing the boys
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::sip aeki
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::sae sip
Ilovelain
thats the ticket
gloober
did I tell about my new desk?
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:o
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-?
gloober
>>616851
aww cute lil way u have the wavy borders too makes it softer maybe
gloober
neighbor is moving somewhere smaller cuz of divorce
gloober
they built a table together
gloober
very big I think it was 73 inches by 49 if I rember
gloober
but small place
davesprite
chat i love doing art so much ugh
i need to make it my job
>>616865
gloober
so they wanted MD to cut it up to take to dump
Ilovelain
who is chat
gloober
I’m chat!!!!
davesprite
i love the feeling of completing a creation in a checklist fashion, like you're assembling a jigsaw puzzle and making the picture on the box at the same time
coding is the only thing that feels as good as making art
>>616953
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>>616860
d'awww, happy for u n excited to see stuff, was looking for my older art earlier n gonna compile mine to show peeps maybe
>>616870
gloober
so I said hey I can make this a lil smaller and have a super swag desk
gloober
n her husband took the jig saw
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my old yt might hit 1.5k I found
gloober
so I cut it up w mobile circular saw n I’m going to rebuild it into a super swag desk with fish tanks and plants near the window
davesprite
>>616865
tbh i still have no idea if it is gonna look good and be liked lol
but i am enjoying putting this together nonetheless
>>616872
Ilovelain
im invested in the table.
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well, wishing the best w it n either way is great experience to have gotten bwa
>>616874
davesprite
>>616873
you should get on disc sometime then you can see my progress and tell me if it looks bad or not :3c
gloober
apparently the material is called melamine which is OSB but with plastic or smth on outside
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I need to
davesprite
not to be pushy i just have like 4 people i can show things to and one of them is my mom lol
neeeed to get this trailer out and get feedback from the genpop
>>616958
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ur not
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I just hate my
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mental illness making me like this n I like
gloober
so after u cut it u can put melamine tape on the cut side which makes it not show the wood
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I want/need to reach out to ppl but whether its trauma or OCD or both I get compulsions to cut myself off from everyone I speak to and disappear again n again
>>616886
gloober
so I’m going to order that on Amazon. I checked at Home Depot but they only had brown color
gloober
but I got a hook to mount in my ceiling to hang plants while I was there and also a tiny thing to hold keys and stopped carying most of my keys so as to cut down on the stuff always falling out of my pocket
davesprite
>>616883
mm i understand. have had frens who are of a similar way about things in the past and i also get like this
something about being flooded with too many messages makes it hard to approach at all without feeling the need to reply to everything like a trained animal
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also nicu I have
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n two in my offic
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office is small enough that I have a wide wood board meant for a shelf going between them for a third surface w room under it
gloober
also the bad husband had sporty cars he likes to drive so watch out for those in a man maybe
davesprite
i also will know very soon whether my art is good or not lole
10 days now to finish this
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I mean I think it'll be moar Abt if the game is good or if it gets any eyes at all
>>616895
gloober
I just need to get the tape, cut the boards which are the supports to the right height (it’s counter height rn) and then screw the metal L shaped joiners back in then put cool stuffs on it
davesprite
>>616893
well the story is categorically a tremendous banger and possibly divinely inspired work
the only remaining question is if the visuals are at least decent enough to match that
rose made sure the sound will be
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ye
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I worry more w so many games get zero eyes
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hope the trailer does some work thoughts
>>616904
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thoughs
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n proud of peeps bwa
Ilovelain
gloober do you have any fish right now
davesprite
>>616899
hopefully it will
the reason i am going so high production value and careful precise tweaking on the trailer and its visuals and sound is that i think a good first trailer can be extremely powerful. it is a moment for potential virality, but also a piece of evergreen content until the last chapter of the game releases basically, which will boost the potential to go viral at all other break points
the trailer and chapter 1 are the most important things to get right
>>616909
gloober
I changed their water today
gloober
lemee get a pic :3
gloober
ur awesome <4
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>>616904
yeah, largely also put some time n thought into the thumbnail if relying on algo
>>616913
sæкі
also related to that, if you don't already, recommend writing your first chapter last and 2nd one right before the first
>>616915
davesprite
>>616909
oh definitely it will have a good thumbnail heheh
davesprite
>>616912
i already plotted out the whole story and did early drafts of the first two chapters before that
i know like, every conversation that will happen more or less, etc
chapter 1 is gonna be good
it just also has to have juice as an audiovisual experience for the gaymers
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yeah, you can n should plan it out first on top of that but having the rest executed to be able to match it is a good way of handling it often times
::eepy yuri
>>616917
davesprite
>>616916
nah ikwym but dw i am solid on this story i know exactly what i am writing
gloober
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current desk (legs cannot go higher than min and out of space
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oooo
davesprite
it's also mostly done
davesprite
just secret
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like seeing the parts
gloober
:)
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wishing u wells w it n rly happy to see
gloober
new desk will be in a lil
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proud of cuties,,, bwa
gloober
also need to finish fixing all by broken putters x(
davesprite
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sæki you're so nice
::hug
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gosh I'm getting self hating bwa
>>616936
gloober
nooooo I luv u saeki
gloober
my shrimps are proud of you
gloober
maybe you need to do smth else like rest or read a book or smth?
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wishing I could get myself to reach out to ppl for help n not be so alone in person n
>>616976
gloober
I want to watch the exotic marigolds hotel I think, some ppl in my life like it, I should put that on my list
davesprite
(sepulchritude means beauty he is killing nastiness that's why he angey)
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wanna edit my work I've already finished so I can finally release it n also continue my current thing
>>616944
davesprite
i don't actually remember what's happening in that panel, i should reread problem sleuth
gloober
>>616888
waow :) I had a could nightstand by there in my closet now cuz felt cluttered :/
davesprite
>>616941
i believe in you you can do it
but if you need to rest some first that's alright
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I'd forgotten/misplaced my ADHD meds for a couple days
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finally took a few mg n gonna dose more in a bit
davesprite
oof
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still dead
davesprite
i wonder how productive i will be when i get my adhd medicated
i will draw so much
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would gib
gloober
>>616864
that’s really cool! I hope my table is like that and not another half finished thing
>>616957
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oh yeah I forgot
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I had the essay open in latex so I could send it to u peeps bwa
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gosh I forgot I need to respond to smth too
davesprite
>>616953
yeye you will finish the table, i believe 🙏
i am so determined i can share a lil
i am like 10,000% certain the only thing that could stop me finishing my current project is becoming deceased
>>617004
gloober
>>616878
j could look at it but I’m super negative and wouldn’t have anything good to say :< ok don’t show me maybe but I still luv u
>>616959
davesprite
>>616958
you can see it when it's on youtube rn i am only sharing WIP with collaborators
gloober
sounds good :)
gloober
o smart
davesprite
also my mom and stepmom cause yk
they always get to see whatever weird thing i am working on
and this one is actually going somewhere so they're quite encouraging about it lol
gloober
>>616918
just shrimbps. I don’t think any have died this round but the first ones all died 😓
davesprite
i misread your typo for a sec as
>just skyrim
and now i have a sudden urge to play skyrim
i may take a break from drawing for a day somewhere in the next ten and play some skyrim lol
>>616971
anon
shrimb
gloober
this time I got my water source tested ;) so I collected water from directly out of the well
Ilovelain
shrimp are really nice pets. I think these ones will survive
>>616972
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shribp
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shrimpol
davesprite
>>616965
actually no this is a useless thought i should play some elden ring
skyrim only makes me want to play elden ring nowadays
gloober
>>616968
#smooch
thank you for showing me so much interest lain. I think they will too.
davesprite
::malenia
davesprite
oh i thought i booru tagged some rot memes oh well lol
gloober
>>616938
I only did that one job app today because my dad sat next to me and suggested I work on it, otherwise I would have been too anxious :/
wish I could sit w u or loan u my dad if it would help
davesprite
i guess i should not encourage this energy but playing elden ring is deeply rotting lol
i guess it can count as relaxation but so can heroin
Ilovelain
its really tough reaching out to people and trying to move forward. only recently have I like dropped neetdom and gotten people I can go too
>>616983>>616985
davesprite
i need one rot meme in the booru just to meme about how videogames are evil and destroy the youth
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aw God I just got reminded of
Ilovelain
one this I started doing that helped was met a friend who was like a punk, and she took me dumpster diving
>>616986
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man I need to find out if this girl is okay
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I used to kinda date a bit this sweet trans girl who was addicted to kratom then heroin n were good friends for a few yrs while I did harm reduction for her n haven't spoken to her in a couple yrs but she was okay like 1-2 ago
>>616991>>616990
davesprite
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>>616978
real
it's hard coming out of isolation and needing to reach out too cause it's like, even old contacts become kinda fresh, there's not the established link and rapport and it's harder to know who to reach out to
::hug
gloober
>>616981
coool! I used to do that, would like to go again tbh though would feel weird doing it in home town n embarrassing family maybe
0.8110% not booger!boymodewng
ilovelain
0.8111% not booger!boymodewng
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::lain pat
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I miss her she was rly nice
davesprite
>>616984
my ex loved kratom and kept trying to get me to try it cause
>oh it's fine it's not a real opiate
same ex who got me addicted to cigarettes
bleh
i did NOT try the kratom fuck that shit
gloober
>>616984
awww u should really reach out!
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it is different but it feels similar enough n making plant drug arguments is pointless nor should you de-emphasize that these things do risk ppl
>>616996
Ilovelain
im really happy i never picked up habits harder than just drinking a lil too much and smoking cigarettes.
>>616997
gloober
but one thing at a time :)
davesprite
>>616993
it's also addictive but the people who sell it insist it isn't
it has a culture around denying the existence of addiction like with weed but iirc it's also got addiction properties more similar to opiates
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this is an issue w most plant drug culture
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I use kratom regularly for condition I don't rly talk Abt here but did mention a bit ago tho know the issues
davesprite
>>616997
it is as difficult to quit as hard drugs, it just isn't one because of the lack of deadly withdrawals (unless you count relapse and eventual lung cancer or heart disease as a form of withdrawal)
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nicotine is one of the quickest addicting bc of the short onset it all
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then the wds due to it while being one of the shittiest highs
gloober
>>616957
#hug ily too Dave I hope I can pay you back some enthusiasm when u feel low
>>617011
davesprite
it also could fairly be classed as a schedule 1 drug but big tobacco would never let that happen
although we should really decriminalize everything and just treat addiction and prosecute suppliers/dealers of the worst things, like portugal
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should have drugs available safely in a proper path that has support for addiction n abuse while users can get safe untainted substances
davesprite
i also like the decriminalization approach for prostitution
don't prosecute the prostitutes, but do prosecute the pimps and johns
>>617016
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aw
davesprite
although cities can kinda decide on that one whether they want it legal or just decriminalized i guess
in some ideal scenario tiered federalism is usually the answer
gloober
>>617001
later lain let’s all love lain let’s all love lain:)
davesprite
i am also gonna dip for now
back to the drawing board literally lol
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aw
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hope u make some stuff ur happy w < 3 x
gloober
>>617007
probably should offer reduction in sex drive maybe w drugs to John’s too if sex drive is getting them in trouble, same as other sex offenders
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found some vid I recorded for ph
gloober
shrimps are really swimming around now
gloober
apparently you can be doxxed by power line noises in background
>>617024
gloober
I wonder if opworm will ever remove those
0.8112% not booger!boymodewng
>>617021
what
gloober
different areas have somewhat different frequencies in their power lines
gloober
oh I looked up how they make nise ones- it’s the sound of the air getting heated
gloober
nooo they’re shy, I’ll grab you silly
straw bury
this is like my favorite thing ever
straw bury
where did my clone go
gloober
oooh u had a clone?
straw bury
>>617042
so it was u all along......................
gloober
but that’s not booger-who could it be???
0.8115% not booger!boymodewng
what are you talking about straw girl
>>617047
gloober
well only a small percent not booger
straw bury
>>617045
the false selff hids behind walls of code and TWINKNON HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
gloober
I better sbeeb soon
gloober
how were ur days tho?
straw bury
my day was like
straw bury
uh
straw bury
idk i stacked paper and fucked on goth hoes what do u want me to say
>>617059>>617060
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got ice n iced tea
straw bury
>>617060
it could be u if u take a vacation to seattle washington!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>617066
gloober
we’re straw is gonna grab one arm, I’ll grab another, and think will grab a leg and we’ll tear u to bits cuz we’re too greedy saeks <3
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I wanna move/move bacc or smth
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leave this place
straw bury
the goth hoes over here are quite plentiful and quite splendid i must say
>>617073
straw bury
and because hpusing prices r so high i can exploit my tenats very easily for significant monetary gain
straw bury
>>617073
wdf theres only one of me, all my clones live in different areas
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only need one
::shy panic
straw bury
O.K.!
gloober
>>617071splendid…
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I found some of a vid I made for ph straw
>>617084
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bwa
gloober
luv u all
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I also used to make hentai comp videos when I was a teenager n had like
>>617086
straw bury
what???????????????
straw bury
>>617083
what???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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a few k subs on there
gloober
oooh sexy did you pick sexy music or use the audio?
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but this one was of me bwa
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I put some nicu electronic esc stuff n had comments Abt I think
straw bury
whats ph straw
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pornhub
straw bury
oh
straw bury
lmao
gloober
gash but I know if I saw it I’d just want saeks more n feel crazy she’s so considerate not tembting us <3
straw bury
ok but whats with the straw??????
straw bury
ur a total weerdo saeki
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> ///>
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crying
straw bury
licking up ur tears
gloober
luv u hug hug hug
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puddle
gloober
awww cutie need to cuddle n hold u
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-w-
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ex gf used to call me puddle
gloober
too cute
anon
>>617109
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... CUTE as fuck........
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::shy paic
gloober
hehe
anon
>>617112
Wish I could do more than just hold you....
gloober
squeezing cuties maybe :)
>>617120
anon
>>617118
I guess in a very roundabout way, you would be squeezing me
gloober
:):)
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or
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can be ur shork
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:3
gloober
:3
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need to get a big bed again where I move to eep n cuddle couple worms
gloober
that would be really nice
anon
I need to be talked out of buying glass panels for my ceiling above my bed
straw bury
for shame, u guys.......... the mods specifically told us no sex and now look what u did......................................
>>617131>>617133
gloober
apparently it’s bad for sleep quality though same bed. better to maybe have a big futon you can roll up or smth ok maybe not the moment for quoting sleep quality videos I saw hehe
0.8117% not booger!boymodewng
>>617131
not true
0.8118% not booger!boymodewng
>>617129
lets have sex together (i am straight unfortunately but i could be present while it is happening)
>>617134
gloober
that’s so brave of you not booger so accepting wow
anon
We will be in a straight relationship
gloober
hehehe edits
gloober
Mrowr =^_^=
anon
>>617137
If not for social media, you would be my concubine. Forced to warm my bed
gloober
many worm strong no forcing >:0
straw bury
mooooooooodssssss twinknons turning me into his concubine again :(
anon
>when the concubines riot
gloober
common Chinese L the dynasty had fallen
>>617148
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the Haiti of concumbines
gloober
yeh :0 :0 except happy ending
straw bury
>>617145
we will swiftly halt the invasion of the homo-erotic mongol foreigners for our great wall stretches to heaven and is guarded by one hundred million invincible soldiers
gloober
huzzah! 10,000 years to the straw general!
gloober
but u were delayed the signal fires have been lit and the worms of heaven march in full order
straw bury
>>617150
pierces u with one hundred thousand flaming arrows dipped in the saliva of furious dragons and lit with the flames of hell
>>617154
gloober
join or die (the cuddle pile)
>>617156
gloober
>>617152
history check- they had those
gloober
I wonder if that one formation was actually used from that general who fought pirates
gloober
supposedly it was like 5 guys
>>617163
straw bury
>>617157
like the burger joint? werent we talking about mongolian and chinese wars????/ waow girls hugging.............
gloober
hehehe oh lemee find it
gloober
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I thought they actually were said to have deployed mandarin duck formations at such a small scale against pirate raids in small villages
>>617167>>617177
gloober
waow
gloober
:0
gloober
military arms race
straw bury
>>617169
uh oh u were flanked by my cavalry charge which swiftly cripples ur shield formation too bad so sad
>>617174
gloober
:0
0.8121% not booger!boymodewng
>>617172
i buy tanks and kill yur calvary
straw bury
well i had a predator drone hovering above the entire time and it blows up all ur tanks which leaves a clear path for my shield formation to advance toward twinknon what now huh
>>617176
anon
>>617166
You goober, we are just going to pellt you with arrows from afar
0.8123% not booger!boymodewng
no
0.8124% not booger!boymodewng
wait
0.8125% not booger!boymodewng
fdo you have nukes
straw bury
no.......but if we did a truce i could kiss u.................
0.8126% not booger!boymodewng
no nukes no truce
straw bury
oh so
straw bury
u want to have a cold war
straw bury
and then truce
straw bury
>>617189
so trvke babe,.......
0.8128% not booger!boymodewng
except i'm straight so i'm only into guys
0.8129% not booger!boymodewng
>>617203
i want to fuck twink anon
anon
more like women to my concubines
straw bury
tragic
anon
Mongol strategy number 5: Divide and conquer
straw bury
chinese strategy number 1: always win no matter what
anon
>always win no matter what
>loses
straw bury
well actually
straw bury
chinese strategy number 2: never lose ever
anon
>never lose ever
>lloses
straw bury
WELL

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