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only got to w my ex n was rly nice but ruined by her tendencies
anon
if we had the ability to stop hurricanes from forming in the first place, should we?
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619281
holy shit......id pass out from a nosebleed....
anon
obviously hurricanes are tremendously damaging to human population centers but i would be kind of sad if we never had a hurricane again
finch
>>619259
im on the boymoder.network tagmap
sæкі
being comfortable to go to the beach or pool w cuties someday again would be rly nice
anon
>>619281
I am going to race everybody
gloober
I feel like say ‘hey ur Chinese n trans’ would be some corny bs but I’ll link her if u want. she could be abc idk but I don’t think so
anon
>>619285
i havent been topless somewhere since i was 16. i'm 30. i transed 6 years ago.
sæкі
I'd have to think, I probably have n worn crop tops either way
sæкі
hope u can work towards the comfort in n to being able to be in that place where you can, or get the push to put yourself out there with help of peeps you're safe w
cementmoder
idk if i enjoy interacting with chinese trannies tbh like half of us are insanely agp
>>619329
sæкі
I wanna get back into knives rly badly but
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I only have so much money n
>>619340
cementmoder
there's this chinese hrt supplier i follow on twitter, so obviously most of the account's followers are chinese transfems, all of them love dressing hyperfeminine like lolita and all and honestly it's a little weird
>>619347
sæкі
I might have opportunity now actually, I'll let cuties know how that goes,,,
sæкі
I need to make a ledger update of all the stuff I need n the prep to move upon having chance to earn money, stabley
gloober
>>619278
that would be a lot of fun, lathering shampoo into your scalp and washing your lovely hair, kinda like gorillas grooming each other
anon
i want to build shoes that will allow me to double jump in real life
>>619315>>619385
sæкі
sometimes I wish I ratted on that horrible scum cybercrim for that check but I'm too stubborn I hate
cementmoder
it's like the east asian equivalent of dressing in amazon thigh highs and skirts
sæкі
I'm thankful I have convictions but it makes it so hard idk
I could never date someone who works at like a Mili contractor or smth
anon
>>619316
they're not built for it... if the temp is two digits in celcius then they melt like so much chocolate
>>619330
sæкі
heya squelanch
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I'll check things in a bit am busy
cementmoder
if they work in the MIC that paycheck is going to be awesome though you dont want to pass that up
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bwa
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gonna go bring in trash n put away dishes n bring in water n tea
anon
she is screaming
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ававававававаававввававававававввававвававаьаьаьаьаьаьаьа
gloober
>>619298
lol those girls have some trauma probably :( hope they’ll be ok n u 2
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619316
yeah its awful
anon
>>619330
may god have mercy on your molten soul
derrick_phone(Luzia)
holy fucking autocorrect what was that
sæкі
жєй кутиз, ілу <3
cementmoder
i still can't understand british heat it's like
anon
#c 32c in f (89.6 °f (degrees fahrenheit))
>>619346
squelch
#c 32c to america ($0.32 (us dollars))
cementmoder
1.5x multiplier n terms of how bad it is compared to everywhere else or something
squelch
nice
cementmoder
brits keep complaining about it even though it goes up to like HUMID 38c here and it still isn't that bad
>>619362
anon
#c 25 feet psi in cm (118.1 lbf/cm (pounds-force per centimeter))
derrick_phone(Luzia)
we have the worst weather in the world
gloober
>>619306
ikr I fear hyperfemme ppl cis or trans. but it’s nice ig they get to have fun
sæкі
#c 120 f in c (48.89 °c (degrees celsius))
sæкі
it gets that hot here now in the summer
anon
50c wtf
squelch
#c 18 liters of salad to tbsp (cannot compute)
>>619355
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48 c
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to 40 c
squelch
ok
sæкі
I hate it
cementmoder
#c 429 hamburgers per invaded middle eastern country to centimeters (cannot compute)
vuuv
u seen those videos of south china with insane humidity? damn
>>619443>>619391
squelch
#ai 18 liters of salad to tbsp

to convert liters to tablespoons, first convert liters to milliliters (ml) since 1 liter = 1000 ml, then divide by 15 to get tablespoons (since 1 tbsp ≈ 15 ml).

18 liters = 18,000 ml
18,000 ml ÷ 15 = 1,200 tbsp

so 18 liters ≈ 1,200 tablespoons.

assuming you're measuring roughly. exact volume depends on the ingredient, but this works for most general purposes. 18 liters of salad to tbsp
sæкі
it gets close to 49 c and it gets to
sæкі
#c -20 f in c (-28.89 °c (degrees celsius))
anon
1200 tablespoons of salad for me please
sæкі
-29 c in winter.
sæкі
the extremes suck
anon
that's too cold and too hot at the same time. cursed location and cursed weather
💖!nIOh.loris
>>619320
its the ritual that counts
squelch
#c average weight salad (cannot compute)
sæкі
mmmm
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yis
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did u see the knife I want
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619372
HIII HIII PLSPLSPLSPS
cementmoder
do you guys have somewhere to congregate or is it just place
>>619382>>619389
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HAIII
sæкі
theres the discord
sæкі
might make an irc
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619378
discord too but thats cringe we are mostly all here
squelch
the discord is for ban appeals and quickly finding anons who use names
cementmoder
oh okay
squelch
(it can be used to chat in but no one does really)
cementmoder
everyone here uses names it seems
>>619390
squelch
>>619388
there are some anons that stay anon forever
cementmoder
i wonder if they have like defining traits that you can instantly clock them with
>>619396
squelch
>>619393
yes, very much so
most of it comes from not only content but how fast they type / what style of 'meta editing' they use and a million other things you can use to intuit who a poster is
its like a fun game
meta editing in the sense of like
i for one will backspace entire words commonly and use punctuation with spaces , like that ..
cementmoder
meta editing?
anon
you can see a lot more abt a person based on the way they type, specially when it's real-time like this...
cementmoder
this is some next level forensics
cementmoder
i need a chat app that does this immediately
cementmoder
i remember playing superhot and in all of the chat sections the chats were live and it felt really cool
>>619451
squelch
and also malicious probably
sæкі
I love them
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619406
like fr tho whats up with that
cementmoder
i think i need to grab my gf's hips
>>619466
cementmoder
i think that'd fix me
cementmoder
also probably some other things
cementmoder
why's there a ferret in the corner how long has he been there
>>619426>>619430
cementmoder
i just noticed
cementmoder
oh okay then
cementmoder
how many of these :; things are there
>>619437
sæкі
identification by speech patterns and things like handwriting, typing n spelling mistakes etc is quite useful
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619419
HIII THATS DERRICK AND DERRICK IS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS WEBSITE HE IS A WISE FERRET AND I AM HIS PROPHET I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE IS THE BEST
cementmoder
that's awesome
anon
i have offered this idiot so many offramps it is incredible. but thats love for you.
anon
>>619419
derrick is beautiful and pure and perfect
anon
#derrick
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619422
omg pls....
squelch
#derrick
squelch
#derrick
cementmoder
#derrick
squelch
#glegle
derrick_phone(Luzia)
#derrixk
derrick_phone(Luzia)
fuck
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brb
cementmoder
what is that enchatment table shit
💖!nIOh.loris
>>619443
lmao
its real.
ppl have to turn on their AC to lower humidity in their homes
>>619463
anon
Can't wait to get home
gloober
i only played the free demo lol but it looked cool :)
cementmoder
mind is software bodies are disposable!!!
>>619458
gloober
super hot
cementmoder
super hot superhot super hot super hot super hot
anon
>>619454
ya know i have this position but my sister tells me that if i ever replace my whole body with robotics that were keeping my organic brain in there. i think shes being sentimental
>>619523
gloober
X)
anon
>>619443
jesus christ that is HORRIBLE holy shit
cementmoder
i dont think i should even ask at this point
anon
>>619465
semicolon greaterthan spin
anon
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619470
they arent real
sæкі
>~<
anon
i didnt play superhot long enough to get into the meta part. mehhhh. dont wanna play it.
anon
the sacred rites
💖!nIOh.loris
>>619463
just the rain is enough xD
imagine raining inside ur house
cementmoder
>>619466
visiting her in a few months but in the mean time im stuckin a limbo and it sucks badly
>>619490
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oooo
cementmoder
applying for american visa rn
>>619487
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aw
sæкі
I feel that
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I want roomies or a partner again,,, ;_;
anon
>>619482
one of the three people trying to get into america rn
anon
hmmm.... i think i like watching chat scroll by but when i am here i do not so much relax as stress in a different way.
>>619492
cementmoder
look she is american ok and i doubt she'd want to be in china
cementmoder
neither of us want to be in the states but at least that's less bad than china
>>619495
anon
>>619488
i feel this sometimes
like there's so much going on that u cna't focus on it all @ once and brain explodes
gloober
>>619491
that’s good. I know China has some terrible history but idk how it is now or how its future is. I respect how they have manufacturing and such
sæкі
I like fast chats I think cus
cementmoder
its honestly not that bad it's more of a comfort thing these days
sæкі
I used to hang out in like
anon
i like fast chats but if i actually start reading it, its like "oof, people be having lives and shit, yo"
>>619507
cementmoder
i dont want to live int eh fear of being taken out back and shot just because of something i said online
>>619506>>619509
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forsens chatroom
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man that chat is fast
gloober
>>619501
#hug I don’t want that for u either
anon
>>619499
humans exist outside of me...... since WHEn.... so rude of them. i cannot know them all!!
derrick_phone(Luzia)
#dumbai explain coltrane changes

oh man coltrane changes is like when john coltrane play jazz real good and make the music go all twisty turny. he use them changes to make the song go from one key to another real fast, like woosh! its like ii-V-I but more spicy and confusing. some ppl say its based on giant steps but i dunno i think he just press random notes and it sound cool. u can play it on piano or sax or whatever but u gotta be fast or u get lost haha. also sometiems ppl call it coltrane matrix or cycle but idk what that mean probly math stuff. just play loud and hope for best! explain coltrane changes
>>619517
squelch
>>619501
now you get to live in fear of being taken out back and shot on behalf of something you only have so much say in!! your appearance
cementmoder
for no reason yeah i think that's better
anon
>>619505
shrimply naan and rice and curry mm
cementmoder
i'll just be in like a super blue state its okay i will bef ine i'm not coping at all
>>619550>>619522
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as shrimple as that
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619508
why is this unironically amazing advice
sæкі
#ksay and
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I love the emergent properties of group dynamics in big chats I find it rly interesting
>>619525>>619552
gloober
>>619458
awww I have that view too but she looovs u maybe :3
cementmoder
gf's minnesotan so i think it isnt that bad comparitively
squelch
>>619521
conways game of posting
gloober
>>619474
gaaaah saeeeeekiiii now I’m the puddle xO
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heehee
anon
i'm one of those little triangles that jut rotates through 5 diff states forveer
cementmoder
i'm just very much intrigued by the fucking tech that apparently exists in this
>>619532>>619542
sæкі
if you've ever experienced becoming apart of a hivemind like forsens chat then
anon
dammit. i wanna become a hivemind.
>>619574
cementmoder
in a platform like this
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5
cementmoder
i dont know if i should call it a chat or a board because it functions mor eliek a chat
anon
it's a board that is functionally a chat
i think the chan paradigm doesn't rly fit with how it's actually used hehe
sæкі
>12 kills in a 100 player match
>>619543
cementmoder
yeah exactlyt
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GACHIBASS
squelch
if youd like to know more id enjoy talking about it
anon
>>619529
it's all websockets i'm p sure
each keypress is broadcast to connected users and their clients update, super lightweight
cementmoder
>>619538
you ever play pubg? like half of the players dont do anything and just exist to die
>>619545
sæкі
I did at one point
sæкі
>>619543
no I mean in this video
cementmoder
thats awesome loo
sæкі
they're all chatters rushing him
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he gets like 20 ppl stream sniping to try and rush him at the start
gloober
>>619512
#kiss u will with ur cutie
anon
foreskin pub gee
anti twink aktion
>>619521
my favorite hobby is pressing the #halt button
>>619555
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1
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not gonna play all of this
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forsen is an odd swedish man
squelch
if you are autistic enough, you can open libpol in a proxy like ZAP and watch websocket traffic
>>619589
anti twink aktion
>>619555
#punt lov u twinkanon
cementmoder
lowk i need to like touch her inappropriately
sæкі
look at the chat speed btw
sæкі
I love how twitch uses literal IRC and lags it out from the unhappiness of it to have so many users
squelch
its fun
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I'll be in ur wires :#
anon
#c how many gigabytes (1000 megabytes)
sæкі
oh man
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I forgot
sæкі
a ton of emotes and memes came out of his community that became popular
squelch
>>619568
copying you to flash drives and dropping you off at super market entrances
anon
>>619572
7kb compressed or uncompressed
squelch
the trick is to define yourself mathematically in a way that you can be generated over and over by a 7kb C file
cementmoder
compressed
cementmoder
compression ratio of like 50
anon
damn good ratios
cementmoder
lmao the terraria music
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base
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d
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lol
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I remember watching him a lot during early covid
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his community/small related communities gave me a lot of support n met a lot of cool people who supported each other through reckful passing
<3 ;-; RIP
cementmoder
holy shit payday dallas medicbag
sæкі
man that just makes me think of the whole unethical mess of Dr. K 'treating' reckful basically as if he was his therapist while reckful was taking grams of mushrooms a day,,,
cementmoder
mafu i know youre here
cementmoder
isnt forsen the guy that like um
cementmoder
the guy that mentions like "i'm finnish and i watch forsen like one day i'm gonna start wearing dresses"
>>619600
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I was a closeted trans peep n wore fem cosplay when I watched forsen n had a forsenE pin I homemade n had a Ugandan n vietnam flag
anon
>>619594
>oh my god, the keyboard, the tasteful thickness of it.... it even runs gentoo
>>619613
sæкі
my mid to late teen self was dumb n silly n hyperfixations
squelch
>be 15
>constantly ask friends for permission to do girl cosplay
>haha just as like a prank it'll be funny
>no one responds
>end up repressing til 20s
whoops
>>619608>>619614>>619615>>619619
MAFU
my past self was very homophobic and transphobic
>>619620
sæкі
I have experienced this
finch
meow
cementmoder
great usage of faust
sæкі
I went back into the closet after I was like 15 then went into MLM relationships
>>619629
anon
>>619606
It is better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. For this reason, I am going to find you and dress you up in a cute outfit and make you my woman
>>619618
cementmoder
i miss these days of pubg
sæкі
mhm
squelch
>>619615
>little guy tries to make me his woman
you see the thing about the little guy... i HATE him
>>619624
cementmoder
>>619607
frankly you'd fit a lot better on 4ch tbh
sæкі
weird little guys
anon
>>619618
You can DENY the little guy no longer, soon WE will run the earth
>>619628
sæкі
man I also
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oh god I'm remembering my repressing phase, like I knew I was trans but
squelch
>>619624
i thijnk the little guy is allowed to win but just not on my behalf
>>619631
anti twink aktion
#ksay glegle
sæкі
welp I was the one being groomed instead itsover
sæкі
man the whole thing of
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coming out as trans to peep who dated me while questioning identity then all this stuff n soon after I come out again to him he is getting back on substances and just breaks up with me
cementmoder
i think my ex is going to troon out at some point i dont like it
>>619643
gloober
>>619641
I hope they will be better
squelch
>>619642
suspiciously anon im starting to believe you may be into some strange things.....
>>619649
cementmoder
no i dont like him i need him to like not associate with trannies
sæкі
he was one of the British bfs
anon
>>619642
I can ignite the fire in her heart and make it young again, then you'll be calling me father
sæкі
he was rly sweet too, and the one with the younger brother w tourettes
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oh god
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I've shared the story here of
anon
>>619653
two bars i think like discord
cementmoder
hahahaha
squelch
uiodefwhuiofsdajklfasdgjkl
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okok its like that here to
anon
>>619653
i don't remember I think it is [spoiler] hi [/spoiler] maybe?
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too
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okay so
gloober
ok c ya cuties
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I'm gonna like
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is there a way I can
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msg u do u have signal or matrix or smth btw
>>619672
anon
Gloober left?
anon
Oh my God wait we are high pop right now
gloober
>>619669
yeah I’m p responsive on signal too
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oki
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I'll make a new signal, I'm gon share my writing at sum point n do wanna reach cuties but
gloober
but u don’t have to stress saeki :)
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>619673
its the best ever
derrick_phone(Luzia)
tbe if you would greep
sæкі
discord has been weighing on me a lot, n I neeed to check it but I can check somewhere else immediately
gloober
it’s not encrypted anyway :)
squelch
>>619678
>crypto neonazi shows up
>gets banned after being a weird freak for like 6 days
>goes and bitches on some other alt
i love that picture
cementmoder
they should support latex for the autists on this board
sæкі
well ye but this LaTeX doc isn't either - w-;
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