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anon
If I took down a mammoth for you would you share it's meat and crawl under its fur with me
>>622924
Phonedal
My country is the birthplace of mammoths
anon
Hey babe did I mention that I have 2% neanderthal DNA increasing my cranial capacity and bone density and just generally making me a member of the superior race because of my 2% neanderthal DNA
>>622934>>622928
Phonedal
Buckethead race?
anti twink aktion
>>622931
Sumerian would be so sick to speak
Phonedal
.play epic of gilgamesh in sumerian
anon
I'm basicallly Gilgamesh waiting for my wild gay lover to tame me and teach me the meaning of mortality
Phonedal
It was the other way around
anon
Enkidu is wild but then he dies and Gilgamesh is like "woah... I can die"
anon
Also Gilgamesh did alot of prima noctae (literally me)
Phonedal
Yeah, it was bretty gay
anon
.play crab factory
anon
Alright
anon
Randalfag...
anon
Is there anything you want to say to me
>>622948
Phonedal
*sneezes*
anon
goodnight gay people who live in my computer
Phonedal
Good night
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and eep well anon
anon
saeki, keeping me up...?
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bwaaa
anon
You know what you are doing!
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; w;
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just noddingly typing fuzzy thoughts
::shrug
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eepy times too
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nodding off
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foggy
anon
Yes
anon
My brain is very foggy right now
anon
Because of something a certain someone sent me
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brushed teef
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might nod off
anon
cutie
anon
You still up saeki
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silly
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might nod off now in a couple, curled up w knees to chest on couch rn w sheet for bed cooling down next to me, where I bring it up cool n lay inside a um like
>>622978
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been eeping in a dumb way in a like soft sheet material comforter cover that's thin,
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n heya
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ty
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just eepy hrs n exchanging dumdum self msgs
anon
I sleep in the family guy pratfall pose
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hope u got rest or had a gud day Daves :3
>>622984
davesprite
>>622983
no rest for me heheh
but yes i have had a good day! :)
i am getting closer and closer to finishing this and my timing is lining up well with my deadline
i will probably work for a few more hours, i've been sort of slowing down around 11-12 and then working until 1-2 at a slower pace
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awi
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up for uh
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36 hrs
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n awww, happy to hear :>
davesprite
of course i can't rest too much at the deadline
but
i will sleep very long the day after i drop this trailer lol
davesprite
jk i will probably be wired watching metrics like a monkey
but i will definitely sleep the next day
anon
I can do the one handed indian shufflle
davesprite
is that nathan fielder
davesprite
omg it is i forgot about his ancient youtube videos
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I remember watching Nathan w family n my mom like having the absolute cringe emotion response of pain bwa
>>622998
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I used to
davesprite
>>622996
i really should watch nathan for you and his other shows at some point, all seems very up my alley
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eat a lot of watermelon in the covid era and
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I cut it like this
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1
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I have art that was my pfp w
davesprite
whoa i didn't know you could queue with dot search like that, that's nice
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watermelon
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I liked cutting it thin n having it feel like there was more melon than there was n slowing down my eating of idk
>>623009
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I just like some fruit esc stuff a lot a lot n could eat endlessly
davesprite
>>623006
i also like small slices of melon cause big slices are hard to bite into without juice running all over your face like animal blood lol
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ye
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I get aaa Abt stickiness from sugar like that all over mouth a ton when just trying to eat or be cozy
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I should find that pic one sec
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found it :3
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her stuff got a lot better but I find that one rly cute
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I'm gonna delete in a min but looking through them n if I can find my own old art drawings
anon
You could prob pull it off
anon
you have straight hair iirc
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I had it for like 2 yrs
anon
Oh silly me
anon
I misread
anon
I thought you said
>I wish I had the lain cut
finch
hi chat
finch
i keep seeing passoids on my reddit homepage and it really makes me angry
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and smh
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u'd pass well if not in boymode n were able to get where ur comfortable w body n confident in u being u
>>623034
anon
trvke
finch
i got the big hulking oaf genes unfortunately
anon
what do you do when you've almost definitely completely fucked up your closest friendshi
>>623037
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and just bc u feel they're such stuff, there's lots of cis women who have that stuff n still look rly nicu, just as u do in ur own nicu way n will stand by this
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that u look nicu in precious way
anti twink aktion
i miss my chud son
>>623045
anti twink aktion
next time im at wife i have 2 cage him and make an appointment w the vet to get him chipped and castrated
anti twink aktion
she wont do it bc it makes her feel bad but he already got abducted by the shelter once and we dont need chud grandchildren
anti twink aktion
cat distribution system at work
Phonedal
Found a cool website with live radio stations, gonna explore more of it when I get to pc
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ou nicu which
Phonedal
radio.garden
anon
mmm
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icic
anon
fuck
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might eep in a couple I thinks
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should rest so if peeps wanna do stuff through day, can, but hanging for a couple more
>>623060
anon
>>623058
I don't want to keep you up *too* late.... but if you are in the mood to talk a bit longer, I'm down
>>623061
0.8255% not booger!boymodewng
>>623060
im hungry
0.8256% not booger!boymodewng
pls patch this glitch
finch
i need a jaw shave i think
finch
or to detrans
anon
You need a twink to wrap his arms around you and pull you into his chest so he can smother you with kisses and make you his woman. And that twink is ME, you need ME to make you MY woman
finch
sorry twinkanon im not in the mood for that joke rn
anon
I'm like... very sleepy. But for real, you are cute and are being too hard on yourself
finch
im not cute though im a big oaf. and ive been thinking about how masculine my jaw is
finch
i got a bunch of hyper masculine features genetically that i can never rectify and i think i need to just be a man
anon
You are predisposed to overanalyze and critique yourself while also assuming that "it is literally over" for you because it is a process that can be hard and take time. But like, you look good, you look cute, and you oughta try to live the life you want to because the time you spend torturing yourself isn't going to come back. Sorry for saying that in a heavy way, but like, you deserve to live the life you want to live instead of being limited by the fear of what will be in all liklihood an admittedly difficult but important process
finch
i just feel like the whole process of transitioning for me is pointless because i started too late and i'll never look like a woman
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its not pointless
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do it for yourself and pursuing being who you want to be without imposing a end state like that, transition necessarily means you'll experience change n may not be happy yet where u are but can make things better n happier for urself even when feeling hurt
straw bury
w finch ur pretty
straw bury
*btw
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and ty Finch is pretty
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you have to work to let go of these imposed gender norms and presentations or you, no matter if u were trans or cis, I'll never be able to be happy or feel enough, when you already are enough
its not you thats why these feel so internalized, but things externally put onto u that hurt being able to become able to reach trans joy
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but that doesn't mean that u wont get there n ik u can
straw bury
finch idk if ur still there but i wanna reiterate that ur pretty
>>623084
finch
i'm actually not at all and you can stop hugboxing me now. ill never pass like any of you because ive got a huge skeleton
straw bury
>>623089
YEAH which you showed TEA but not ME it's so FUCKED up
anon
I would never show tea my MASSIVE monster
straw bury
true :(
straw bury
??????
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were both straw girl
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gosh kratom is making m nod but cuddly
straw bury
>>623098
>manmoding
>look inside
>woman
finch
you are lying though. im unpassable
straw bury
oh shut the fuck up and be grateful for how cute u r
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sigh
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why do the prettiest girls get the worst brainworms
>>623108
straw bury
can u read their minds????
finch
theyre speaking in tongues
>>623116
finch
can someone speak in tongues to me
>>623117
straw bury
the runes carry great power..............
straw bury
wait twink anon why didn't you send me a picture of your dick yet
straw bury
i'm just suppoed to randomly browse /soc/ until i see your dick that's crazy
>>623127>>623130
anon
>>623121
I am like top 20 on jerkmate, literally getting brand deals, I'm a titled jerkmate pro, they send me money to fly out to VEGAS
finch
all passoids need to shut the fuck up for real
anon
>>623125
If you see it in the wild, it isn't associated with my identity.
>>623132
straw bury
i don't wanna be
0.8257% not booger!boymodewng
>>623134
i don't want you to cook i want you to patch the glitch
anon
It's not a glitch, the entire game is about conservation of energy
0.8258% not booger!boymodewng
.play
0.8259% not booger!boymodewng
.play
anon
that's llike
0.8260% not booger!boymodewng
.play
anon
the main mechanic DUMBASS
0.8261% not booger!boymodewng
.play [YouTube]
0.8262% not booger!boymodewng
it's fine i just ordered food but i'm not happy about this
0.8263% not booger!boymodewng
one day i will figure out how to make a pill where it just gives you all of your food needs and you never have to think about it
0.8264% not booger!boymodewng
yo im gonna watch every single game theory episode
0.8265% not booger!boymodewng
i'm gonna be so smart
anon
Because I would smack his face with my wood too
straw bury
here finch u can impersonate me now
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yay
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im her
anon
You can always impersonate me
anon
unless you are BLOOBER
straw bury
hi everyone im strawed barry
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In Touch with Nature
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thats straw barry. different person
>>623164
0.8266% not booger!boymodewng
>>623157
another victim of the vax
straw bury
>>623162
ahaha i must have had a lapse of judgement. thank u for setting me back on the right track comrade
>>623165
anon
Alright
anon
I need to sleep
anon
Saeki... goodnight... will DM tomorrow....
>>623172
anon
Now you are crawling on my ceiling while your head spins around shoots blood at me!!!!
straw bury
*stabs u stabs u stabs u stabs u
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it is i
anon
the real straw girll would threaten to murder me
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yeah threaten not stab u
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i'm going to stab u
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i already did stab him ur late
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awgh
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>>623185
as if i would give away the military secrets of the great chinese empire to a lowly invader like u
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a lowly twink
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im surprised twinknon isnt happy that theres 3 of us
>>623191
straw bury
waaaagghhhh clones
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?
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yeah at least
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i thought there was 4
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mmmm
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same tbh
0.8268% not booger!boymodewng
37 hours now u need sleep saeki
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lets do it
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::bluh
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I'd be that for straw... that kind of vibe n relationship sounds very caring n comfy n supportive
>>623208
straw bury
>>623206
one of us is fake straw.... maybe im the one who said it.....
>>623210
straw bury
plus that doesnt answer the question >>623205
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>>623208
o I am eepy so I didn't think n
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eyes are glossing over
straw bury
saeki u need to sleep seriously
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I need to,,, cuddle someone and
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tear up and cry into their chest or back
>>623216
straw bury
going back into my true form
straw bury
>>623217
saeki u know that u mean a lot to all of us right? ur like one of the sweetest ppl on here
finch
hai
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aaa
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;_;;;;
finch
i wish i was cuddleable irl nobody wants to ive literally never been called cute irl once
>>623224
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ur too kind n same goes for u thoughs and other peeps it means a lot n I appreciate sm
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just, bwa,,,
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<3 ;~;
straw bury
maybe my calling should be to travel to the states/countries of all the different regulars here
finch
my shark lowk smells like dog fur
straw bury
and surgically remove their brainworms
0.8269% not booger!boymodewng
strawgirl
>>623232
straw bury
>>623231
#ksay booger boojer boober booaer booter boofer booler booker booger booner boomer booter booier booper
0.8270% not booger!boymodewng
straw girl you are straw girl
straw bury
>>623234
not a single god damn person will aggree. u look cis
anon
>>623234
I've said this once, I'll say it again, you need to condition in the morning instead of at night. But yeah you actually look like a girl, like straight up a girl I knew.
finch
TWIBKANON THIS IS THE SAME PICTURE!!!!!
finch
i conditioned and styled my hair when i got up today and then i had to shower all the product out when i got home because i had covered myself in bug spray. 2 showers in 1 day
anon
I noticed
finch
>>623241
i condition and brush in the shower and then use a texturing foam
finch
while my hair is damp
0.8272% not booger!boymodewng
BED
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>///~///<
straw bury
currently triangulating saekis position so i can call down a sleeping gas mortar strike on her
>>623249
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bwaaaa
anon
>>623245
wait has saeki been up for 32 hours!
anon
Alright NOW I am definitely sleeping, I cannot allow saeki to stay up any longer!!!
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mhm
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same 2 u
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I'm gonna
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curl up
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mhm
straw bury
>>623261
go to sleep i swear 2 god
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yus
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I'm gonna grab my sheet n get inside comforter cover w shork n sheet then cover up w weighted blanket
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goodnight lovelies I appreciate u all so much ;-;
>>623269
0.8273% not booger!boymodewng
>>623267
YES
0.8274% not booger!boymodewng
NIGHT NIGHT SAEKI
0.8275% not booger!boymodewng
SWEET DREAMS
0.8276% not booger!boymodewng
im proud of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>////>
straw bury
*TUCKS U IN AGGRESSIVELY*
>>623281
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,~,
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ily peeps,,,
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goodnight luvly
straw bury
GOODNIGHT
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*PATS UR HEAD KINDA ANGrILY BUT STILL RLLY SOFT AND GENTLE*
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awww
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did u see
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message I sent min ago,,,
>>623289
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bwa
shy
luv u peeps
finch
saeki r u gonna use discord again
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ree
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cant think Abt that stress rn
straw bury
saeki whats this message that u sent im scared now
>>623301
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wha ;-;
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I
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;_;
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awh
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I go rest now,, thasall,,
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plese do?
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ily sweethearts
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i love u too saeki
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;///;
< 3 mhm
straw bury
pls get sum rest?
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going upstairs
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u 2 oki..?
straw bury
im forcefemming finch as we speak
>>623318
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hehe
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I mean in a whilemmm
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don't overdo it urself is all w rest, take care of cutie or else I'll have to stay up so I can come over n make sure u go bed
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gnite, ily byyebye
straw bury
>>623318
do not resist................
finch
gnnmn saeki
0.8277% not booger!boymodewng
>>623322
SAEKI
0.8278% not booger!boymodewng
BED
0.8279% not booger!boymodewng
BED

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