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0.8280% not booger!boymodewng
BED
>>623328
straw bury
dont wake her up
0.8281% not booger!boymodewng
if she can read it she's clearly not asleep
0.8282% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw girl
0.8283% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw girl
0.8284% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw girl
0.8285% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw girl
straw bury
ugh
straw bury
fuck
straw bury
what
straw bury
i was asleep
0.8286% not booger!boymodewng
oh sorry
straw bury
whats up
0.8287% not booger!boymodewng
i was just yapping
straw bury
am i gonna have to gag u
0.8288% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw gir l
straw bury
and by gag u i mean pull u real close and push ur face into my chestso u cant talk
straw bury
oh now ur quiet?
0.8289% not booger!boymodewng
ur moms quiet
anon
nametrans website
nona
hi chat !! big news :)
straw bury
whaaaa
straw bury
:0
ivory!FRamDhf8Pc
hello
ivory!FRamDhf8Pc
>:)
finch
worms
nona
i got my glocky ;)))
finch
does it come w switch
finch
can u swiss cheese me
nona
no switch :( would have to go to oblock for that
finch
o block has never been more peaceful
ivory!FRamDhf8Pc
why the hell do you have steve backing it up in your photos a bunch
>>623362>>623366
0.8271% not booger!boymodewng
>>623361
whya re you being so judgemmental ivory
gloober
>>623361
jeez wow !!! how could ivory say that!!!! (hivory!!)
gloober
I don’t think I slept really well but I slept a lot
gloober
thanks for helping as
gloober
saeki eep if u did hope cutie is eeping well naow
gloober
hope ur Glock is good non ur nice to be around
shrimp
j
gloober
shrimp fat face dog
gloober
shrimp guy she aquired
gloober
nature of this world I guess
anti twink aktion
>>623381
theyre friends he's just over for coffee
gloober
aww :) :)
gloober
#ksay spider friends
anon
Cute fat face dog
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>>623378
#throw
::grub
anti twink aktion
i keep throwing the wrong images because i am stupof
anti twink aktion
#ksay funny dog, but so much to think about. hustlers must watch.
gloober
^^
gloober
twinky at the door of girls live footage
yngven
waow
gloober
would share w u however u yny?
gloober
how are u i mean
yngven
i am goode, how are you
straw bury
omg omg acid bath show today
yngven
omgomgomg
gloober
goode:) made a muncha food
gloober
#ai what internal temperature for chicken breast

165°f. cook to that temp and let it rest for a few mins. no pink, no rubber.
what internal temperature for chicken breast
straw bury
#ksay goober booger booger goober booger goober bloober tuber glgoober floober
gloober
X)
gloober
#ksay ebin strebin strawin girlin straw girl love straw girl
straw bury
^w^
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#ksay krioioioioioioill
straw bury
#ksay lalalalalalalelelelelelelellalelalelalelelelalalal
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#ksay ipsopoglr
straw bury
#ksay Rap snitches, tellin' all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years, uh
Rap snitches, tellin' all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years, uh
anti twink aktion
#ksay Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home
The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight
Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor tonight
Behold the sparkly of champagne
The crime rate's gone, feel free again
Oh life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White
Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals it's okay
So let's get dressed and dance away the night
straw bury
#ksay What up, nigga? (Ain't nuttin', what's the word?)
What's crackin', boy? (Same ol' shit, kid)
Man, these rap snitches, man (Different day, you know?)
Shit is bugged out, man, what the fuck, man? (Shit, you tellin' me)
Niggas runnin' their mouth (It's awful)
Tellin' everything, everything (Critical)
straw bury
#ksay beautiful harmony u guys
anti twink aktion
#ksay Think that I'm a loser
'Cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like
I like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off
'Cause I'm working sixty a week
You think that life is really tough
When your pappy won't buy
You a brand new car
Take a girl out she won't fuck you
After you just brought her a gram of coke
You spent all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser! That's right,
I'm not a loser!
Cruise down the boulevard
Wasting Mommy's gas while you're
Looking for kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life
Is to smoke a joint
And decide how you're gonna get
Laid tonight
You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch
You arrogant asshole
Your pants are too tight
You fucking homo
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck
You don't belong here
Go away you fucking gay
I'm not a loser!
straw bury
#ksay Spiral into insanity
While all the drugs are curing me
While I can forget everything I want to be, Blargh!
Don't lead into calamity
You know there's nothing left of me
While I can forget everything I want to be, Blargh!
I feel the light inside of me (Eh, eh, eh-eh)
Too late, it's gone, no hope for me (Eh, eh, eh-eh)
While I can forget everything I want to be, Blargh!
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#ksay faggot
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hehe
straw bury
:(
straw bury
#ksay do not be hateful por favor
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#ksay sorry straw :(
straw bury
#ksay its ok labrys anon *hug*
>>623430
anti twink aktion
#ksay labryslabryslabrys
straw bury
:3
straw bury
twinky........................................
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
finch
beow
straw bury
hai finch
finch
hiii
straw bury
-w-
finch
where is everyone
finch
kinda dead rn
straw bury
sometimes its like that
shrimp
i blew up the website
straw bury
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ommg shrimp hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
::shimp
finch
shimp
finch
sorry about that whole thing
straw bury
issokay
straw bury
i could have helped more
finch
omg twinkanon
anon
Hi
finch
i should shower just to do my hair
anon
Ye
anon
I desperately need
anon
to get back to my apartment so I can use proper haircare product
>>623460
finch
youre all gay
anon
no i'm straight
finch
ok
finch
yeah im home of phobic
anon
>>623465
Everything I fuck is by definition my woman
anon
That's why I call my hand bertha
straw bury
me and ur hand r having an affair
finch
woke up with a vague feeling that im missing out or forgetting something important
anon
loneliness is acknowledging everyone in the world is doing something without you right now
anon
I'm chilling, chill as fuck, just chilling
anon
something for you...
anon
snitch!
anti twink aktion
>>623471
#truthnuke

this has been deboonked
anon
>>623476
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
finch
see the joke here is that its actually dog-eat-dog. had to explain the joke before someone else did it to me
anon
It's pussy getting licked
finch
women in the chat? women in the chat? wo
finch
hrt never made me shorter its all honscience
finch
no hip rotation :(
anti twink aktion
>>623486
fake and gay i used to be like 6'5 now im 6'3
>>623496
anti twink aktion
replied to the wrong post award
anti twink aktion
its nice outside 2 day
finch
>>623492
knowing my luck my shit fused at like 17 cuz i havent lost a millimeter
finch
no hip pain no height loss i may have gotten taller actually
anon
can anyone remind me how is that service with temporary and private notes called? It has "pad" in the end and has different clients. You can collab on them
>>623559
anon
nvm, it's pad rise up net
finch
fuck its so over
anon
>>623505
I am actually going to find you and tower over you while patting your head
anon
And then I will make you my woman
finch
i'm too tall for u to tower over me
>>623512
finch
wheres my hip rotation god. what did i do wrong why doesn't hrt help me
cementmoder
hi girls
anon
>>623509
I am most definitely taller than you
gloober
>>623471
twinkanon is the final cause of his dick getting hard 🤔
gloober
I hope tea is well
gloober
still banned ig? maybe good for her, she wanted to be studying, maybe i can catch up and have something interesting to say to her when she gets back
>>623531>>623570>>623529
finch
its actually so over
davesprite
14901.gif
::hello_chat
i just realized i have been working on this game for almost two months now
which is wild to me, because it's such a short amount of time
three months ago i had basically nothing cooking just a lot of unformed plans and schemes
i feel like i've done more work in the last two months than in the preceding like 2 years
straw bury
:D
davesprite
i told myself at the new year my tentative plan for spring was a season of new works (i do seasonal resolutions, cgp grey concept, winter was for killing old habits) but i didn't expect it to go this well
now we enter summer of labors
>>623581
gloober
>>623529
just 2 of her IPs I think or smth she said she’d be back or smth I think
>>623536
gloober
her dad was shitposting too much
>>623546
finch
her DAD??
straw bury
?????
straw bury
i dont get it but i hope shes ok
gloober
yeah me too straw <3
gloober
n u too <3
gloober
I’m really not sure though chat abou t any of the shit I’m saying so yk
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
.play cgp grey new years resolutions
gloober
but yeah tea’s dad is the CEO of WOKE but also DARK woke and she’s on an elite navy seal mission to save gender rn
>>623552>>623551
davesprite
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
our brave troops...
gloober
🙏🙏🙏
finch
ughhh my body is so icky fmstl
>>623557
finch
caught myself in the mirror while getting dressed to go out to eat w my parents
straw bury
everyone tell finch that shes pretty
gloober
pretty finch pretty finch : D
finch
no
finch
i have the tony soprano build
gloober
r u tubby? mbe could work on that but not go crazy yk
finch
yeah im losing weight
gloober
but also gah I just had foods I probably shouldn’t have
finch
i have lost 15 lbs in the past month or so
gloober
based that’s pretty solid
>>623573
gloober
I thought they said to aim for like a pound a week but who knows
anon
>>623525
Been talking to her on lichess, she's doing well.
gloober
but if it slows down that’s ok
gloober
good!!!! tell her I / we love her if she wants to hear that but also I think sometimes I’m a lil too much. glad she’s good thanks twinky
finch
>>623567
yeah but even after i lose it all ive still got a big ribcage and shoulders + no hips n no waist
anon
I think you guys are fine lol, she's just chillin, it's indigenous people's day up in Canada so she's doing a BBQ for that
>>623583
finch
hey
straw bury
wit cho puppy girl ass
gloober
>>623574
don’t bbq the indigenous ppl nooooooo!!!!! #libfail
anon
other than that, she flexed on me earlier too
gloober
ooooh good
gloober
you’re still a big dawg too though twinky
>>623605
gloober
just hard not to get flexed on when u run with the big dawgz
straw bury
gloober this is how i am looking at u,........
gloober
::booo
straw bury
::yuri gay faggot
straw bury
::yuri gaty
straw bury
::yuri kiss gay
gloober
I want to make NOISE
gloober
I’m in my LOUD arc
gloober
yay : D
straw bury
bury and ebil so happy togeter.....
gloober
wow true!
gloober
good omen for davesprite’s new arc
anon
>>623587
No she flexed her knowledge of philosophy on me
gloober
summer of labor
gloober
she’s so smart I want to be smart fefefr
gloober
what philosophy?
gloober
i read the Republic, meditations, the Antichrist, and that’s it
anon
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This is gonna be my year of being a freak pervert degenerate, that's my theme for the year
gloober
ooooh damn so much energy!!!!!
gloober
need that cat freak pervert degenerate enegy in me fr
straw bury
this year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gloober
yay! : O
finch
i literally just look like a fat man
>>623622
gloober
ur trad
gloober
eunuchpilled
gloober
the dynasty has risen
gloober
nah but fuck that shit maybe. I don’t want to dismiss your suffering but also I don’t want you tormented when you’re a good worm yk
straw bury
i said it so its true. cry about it
gloober
me n straw are good worm bad worm
gloober
>>623629
fren sent me this but also wanted money
gloober
I told her I’d give her $20 if she actually applies to uni
gloober
idk
gloober
fingers crossed she does but she’d probably spend it on drugs :<
gloober
need to have my own company so I can give all the worms jobs
straw bury
guh i miss being drunk
straw bury
gloober being a good citizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
anyways i need to get absolutely fucking smashed or i will go insane
>>623647
straw bury
smashed in every sense of the word
gloober
I just need some intensity period I think
gloober
need to go for run probably
>>623648
gloober
been putting it off letting myself get distracted
gloober
therapist said that’s something I do
straw bury
i need a girl to shove a bottle of vodka in my mouth and make me down half of it and then smash it over my head and use her foot to grind my face against the broken glass shards on the floor and then (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
>>623643
Wanna go for a run together?
anon
Because I need to as well
gloober
very much so
gloober
heck I’ll dm u pics as I go if u want but feel sketchy posting em on the internet
anon
That's fine, I willl take picks on my run
gloober
I had a lot of fun dming w friend when I went 10k, also slowed me down ;) which kept it fun
anon
As a warning
anon
I will be horny dming you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna listen to radio all night
gloober
hehe
anon
While I run
gloober
do you have signal or telegram or smth? I know you not have discy
>>623662
anon
I need to get one
anon
I do not, sadly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623659
I have technology
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I discovered this cool website that lets you acsess any radio station around the world
gloober
oh one of my friends loves those actually I think multiple
gloober
idk I get frustrated at music unless friend sends it to me
anon
But I am gonna go for the run
anon
and send pics of my neighborhood
anon
so you can doxx my parents house
>>623672
gloober
yay! I’ll send you pics if you ever have a private channel to do so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tiem to send Twinknon pizzas
gloober
I should start a business having a ai which goes oh no I’m being pranked so hard being sent pizzas and then pay an illegal immegrant $1 an hour to repack the pizzas and sell them on Uber eats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So he can become a bhm god
straw bury
need a girl to chew my arm off. like actually just use her teeth to bite through my entire shoulder
>>623699
gloober
you need to run with us straw
straw bury
too lazy :p
gloober
tbh you maybe get enough exercise at work
>>623682
straw bury
i ran a 5 minute mile a couple weeks ago and i wanted to die
gloober
that sounds like running all right
straw bury
>>623679
yea carrying rebar and shit
finch
maybe my body would be less disgusting
>>623709
gloober
running reading chess -Libpol.org
anon
>>623683
You could definitely outrun me cause I have fucked up feet, so you should run with us
gloober
I’ve always had awful cardio I think my lungs are a lil fucked or smth.
anon
I have amazing cardio, it's just that my feet are fucked
gloober
ah that’s good for your other activities ;)
>>623695
anon
I used to swim, which was really good
gloober
kino
anon
>>623692
I could never run across the country. It's not in the cards for me. I might one day want to do that swim across the english channel challenge
>>623698
gloober
that would be cool! we could all head over and see the Brit’s too
>>623700
straw bury
>>623696
u should like try running seattle just to see if it works
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623676
Mee 2
anon
>>623697
One day might want to try to sail to Britain.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I crave purchases
gloober
ooooh let’s all pile on twiny’s boat, flights are too expensive
gloober
I bet the food is a similar price though as the flight for like what- 2 weeks?
anon
We'd all have to cram into the v-berth
>>623716
gloober
#ai time to sail from floridia to britain

depends on the boat. fast sailboat in good conditions, maybe 2-3 weeks. slower boat or bad weather could take over a month.
time to sail from floridia to britain
>>623711
gloober
nice pic
gloober
>>623685
I and most other wormies would probably happily kiss u finch you’re just around deranged non fem/incels and their preposterous standards
anon
>>623705
We'd do North Atlantic, so we'd hit along the coast of the Gulf, work up along the coast of the US, reach around Maine, then go across
>>623719
gloober
these ppl who look down on u are mentally dead
gloober
>>623704
I have a feeling there’d be plenty of cramming info on your boat twinky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me swimming across the Atlantic to Canada (I need Randal)
>>623724
gloober
>>623711
apparently they’re like 20 degrees more north than even Maine. I never realized, but the Gulf Stream warms euros I guess
gloober
>>623718
based fat floats too so you’re READY
gloober
what will you do when you kidnap the author and t you can see that Randal was only a creation of his pen?
>>623730
straw bury
#smartai how long does it take to sail from new orleans to seattle

Sailing from New Orleans to Seattle is a substantial maritime journey, requiring careful planning due to the vast distance and navigational challenges involved. The exact duration depends on multiple factors, including vessel type, route taken, weather conditions, and operational stops.

### **Route Options & Estimated Duration**
1. **Panama Canal Transit (Most Common Route)**
- **Distance:** ~5,500–6,000 nautical miles (~10,200–11,100 km)
- **Time Estimate:** 25–40 days (*assuming an average speed of 6-8 knots*)
- *New Orleans → Gulf of Mexico → Caribbean Sea* (~3-5 days)
- *Caribbean transit to Panama Canal* (~4-7 days)
- *Panama Canal wait + transit time* (1-3+ days; delays possible)
- *Pacific Ocean passage (Panama → Seattle)* (~15-25 days depending on currents/winds)

2. **Cape Horn Detour (Extreme Southern Route – Rare for Commercial Sailing)**
- **Distance:** ~12,000+ nautical miles (~22,200+ km)
- **Time Estimate:** 60–90+ days (*due to extreme weather risks in Drake Passage*)

### Key Variables Affecting Duration:
✔️ ***Vessel Speed*** – A fast sailing yacht averaging 9 knots could complete the Panama route in ~30 days; a cargo ship at 12 knots may take less than three weeks under ideal conditions. Slower vessels (<5 knots)? Expect longer durations.
✔️ ***Weather & Currents*** – Favorable trade winds help crossing the Pacific but storms or doldrums can cause delays.
✔️ ***Stoppages*** – Refueling/maintenance halts add time—common in places like Balboa/Panama or Acapulco if needed.
✔️ ***Canal Delays*** – Backlogs at the Panama Canal can extend waits by several extra day(s).

### Historical Context:
In the age of clipper ships pre-Panama Canal (1850s), this voyage around Cape Horn took months with high risk—modern routing via Panama drastically reduces both time and danger.

For precise scheduling today? Consult real-time maritime logistics tools factoring your specific vessel’s performance profile before departure! ⚓🌊
how long does it take to sail from new orleans to seattle
gloober
kinda great gatsby vibes…
straw bury
literally me: pictured here
gloober
straw girl pictures…
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623725
I will make him draw Randal for me everyday
>>623732
straw bury
they made this movie about me
gloober
>>623730
yay :) I will gap so long as your kidnapping is REALISTIC and not making someone out to be a one dimensional fantasy
>>623734
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis guy's blood preassure is insane
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623732
Idc about real people I only want Randal
straw bury
YEEAAAAHHHHH FUCK EM UP
gloober
loyal young man
straw bury
its so fucking peak
0.8291% not booger!boymodewng
got new glasses
>>623743
0.8292% not booger!boymodewng
wtf
0.8293% not booger!boymodewng
my old ones were so bad i can see so clearly now
straw bury
booger ur cute
gloober
I can see clearly now the rain has come :0
straw bury
this is what a healthty father son relationship looks like
anon
shit
anon
its raining on me
gloober
waow

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