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gloober
:3
nama
>>625163
you didn't win their heart though
your loss
gloober
waaaah true
gloober
oh actually they’re kissing me and saying I won their heart
anon
i did it with an olympic rower one time
gloober
waow don’t let him jerk you off
gloober
rip your pp right off
anon
never a nobel prize winner tho, thats cool
I Love Fat Women
noooo thats so sad
I Love Fat Women
uou. sohould
anon
strong fat >>>>>> all other body types
>>625180
I Love Fat Women
yesss oleaase
anon
men should be like ox
gloober
I like SLINNY men SKINNY men more huggable arms fit around waaaah
anon
s
I Love Fat Women
i
nama
average dudes with a soft belly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
nama
special points if it's hairy
>>625194
anon
something tells me I Love Fat Women likes fat peopl
I Love Fat Women
NO
gloober
hmmm
I Love Fat Women
DUDES
I Love Fat Women
WITH
I Love Fat Women
BOFIES
I Love Fat Women
HOT
I Love Fat Women
J
gloober
^ this is a really good pickupline btw chat
nama
like made me suck his dick while we were on the pool
gloober
ooof
gloober
did it mess you up?
nama
nah its okay
gloober
that’s good. ig that’s to me at the border of a prank but could be really bad yk
anon
I am skinny and tall
anon
mayhaps you would let me delicately kiss you
davesprite
>>625195
oh, goodbye forever char
davesprite
*chat
gloober
oh no daaaave
davesprite
too late i am disappearing goodbyeeee
::dissolve
davesprite
nooo i thought i put in the i'm not feeling so good mr stark gif
i have it somewhere but i am too lazy
anon
>>625210
I like smooth and stuff. fat and chubby is fine, but idk not a fan of bodyhair. maybe like a happy trail or smthn
nama
they call it happy trail for a reason
anon
idk if i gotta wax to remove the friction when i rub agains tyou, you gotta suffer with me
>>625217
gloober
#ksay suffer
davesprite
>>625215
wax isn't that bad. razor burn is far worse than waxing's momentary ow
I Love Fat Women
SEXX
gloober
I can’t even see his expressions on his lil face 😭😢
anon
#say cows
💛!nIOh.loris
2
I Love Fat Women
smile for me!
nama
any trans girl that messes with hardware online
gloober
oooh ac golden heart… <3
gloober
I’ve broken several devices
>>625235
anon
nice arms that i want wrapped around my neck and like lick his bicep
davesprite
>>625234
hugh jackman is peak male beauty
short and cut and looks like a werewolf
gloober
blood not good manners
davesprite
>>625238
well he's a hollywood actor i assume he's very well groomed
they probably spray sweat on him for those movies when he's not doing stunts lol
gloober
lmao you think so? I never thought about that but makes sense
>>625242
davesprite
>>625241
yeah there's a lot of fake sweat and tears put to use in movies i think
>>625254
anon
you need to get into muay thai if you like hugh jackman
anon
because all of them are built like that
gloober
you’d need to lift to be that big I think
anon
>>625245
going to a party tomorrow, but have been bored during the summer sadly
>>625248
anon
>>625245
i just went for walkies on the beach
anon
>>625249
hello cute lil cute freakin cute cute i wanna nibble
sæкі
bwa cuter cutie
I Love Fat Women
ms krazie!
nama
saoko*
I Love Fat Women
SAEKI
I Love Fat Women
FAT
I Love Fat Women
GETY FAT
nama
i was trying to reference the rosalía song sorry
I Love Fat Women
NOOOO I LOVE BOTH ODF THeM
gloober
>>625265
friend has cute avatar with witch girl but I don’t want to send her this and come on too strong xD
sæкі
hehe
I Love Fat Women
PLESASE
anon
b
anon
bananas foster
gloober
Watch time w cuties??
anon
banana
sæкі
need
gloober
I’ll make you bananas foster if u go for walks with me and take care of yourself waaah
anon
.play bananas foster recipe
anon
>>625280
look saeki I will feed you this every night
💛!nIOh.loris
banana
gloober
LOL
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625286
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LMAO
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
I like plantains a lot but not had banana foster
>>625293
anon
putting saeki in the cum jar
anon
>>625290
bananas foster is really good
gloober
gonna make you plantains then :)
sæкі
>3>
anon
oh
anon
i love making plantain chips
gloober
I liked mine without sugar
anon
but that is like healthy
anon
and the resident feeder in the thread won't like that
💛!nIOh.loris
RUM
gloober
lori can have rum as a treat
💛!nIOh.loris
yay
gloober
maybe she’ll dance or be all blushy:3
anon
lori can i down a bottle of rum in front of you then do an erotic dance before falling into your lap
>>625309
anon
firefliiiiiiies!
gloober
#ksay let’s all love lori let’s all love lori let’s all love lori
gloober
I ate all our bananas I just have pears
sæкі
heya loris
anon
>>625309
i am always fruity, so i don't mind, you better get handsy when i dance tho
💛!nIOh.loris
his banan looks too green, won't be sweet, but he is using sugar so that won't be a problem
>>625315
gloober
you get a little cutie Is what you are ;)
>>625326
anon
>>625313
ye it is basically pure sugar already, the banana is just there
gloober
yeah probably makes it more solid so he can slice it thinner and not have it fall apart
sæкі
ic
anon
saeki
anon
does it look good
sæкі
mhm
anon
good because you will be eating it
anon
oh and ile fllottante
sæкі
u
anon
and uh custards
anon
oh pot de creme
anon
souffle
anon
i will also do pastries
anon
just make you pastries to nibble on whenever you wan
sæкі
>u>
anon
i need someone to spoil with sweets so bad
I Love Fat Women
whgere are youuuuu
>>625343
anon
l
anon
lori
anon
and ilfw
anon
for short
anon
i will spoil everyone here
sæкі
>-<
anon
i am just calling >>625334 ilfw because that is easier
💛!nIOh.loris
>-<
anon
but i will make you all sweets
anon
i wanna do profiteroles with a raspberry cream inside
anon
do you like raspberries?
sæкі
<333
sæкі
lots
sæкі
my iced tea is
anon
oh have you had panne cotta
I Love Fat Women
<the fact they remember this joke
sæкі
idk--
anon
is really really good
anon
I wanna make you raspberrie panna cotta
I Love Fat Women
AWWWthat is so cute
anon
is like a milk jelly, is really good
sæкі
>3>
anon
oh and raspberry pie
anon
the food not the sbc
davesprite
>>625245
sometimes several times a week, other times not at all for months
depends
sæкі
and :<
davesprite
hru sæki
sæкі
wan protecc n care for
davesprite
nooo stop sadvibesing me that's not sad
sometimes i just don't feel like going out much for extended periods of time
not like i stay cooped up totally alone for that long
sæкі
I'm oki
sæкі
huh
sæкі
I thouught
davesprite
>>625372
ohh did i misread the question
sæкі
idk
sæкі
I mightve
sæкі
I go out a bit, I just got bacc
>>625385
davesprite
oh wait no i read it right
no ya i never cut or sh
>>625389
anon
.play raspberry panna cotta
davesprite
well i do smoke which probably counts as self harm lol
but i will quit that at some point
davesprite
>>625382
alri that one's fair
<3
anon
panna cotta is so tasty
davesprite
>>625378
also i hope u had a nice outing!
sæкі
hope u had gud day
davesprite
>>625386
ah resupply
well, i hope you enjoy those things :)
and yes i have had a good day ty. more drawing
sæкі
gonna do watch party in a couple
sæкі
might make cereal n grab ice n iced tea
gloober
I’m so tired 😪
sæкі
aw ;u;
gloober
I want to see how ur watch party works though
gloober
maybe I can take a nap or smth lol
gloober
idk
sæкі
hmmm
sæкі
that'd be oki if twink will be up 2 :>
gloober
idk
gloober
we can’t start now can we?
sæкі
idk where twink isssss
gloober
#ksay twink twink you are needed your harem calls you
sæкі
twink high
I Love Fat Women
me high too
sæкі
Im gon grab cereal
sæкі
aw
gloober
I’m sorry if I’m rushing you
sæкі
I just dosed more krat
sæкі
nu, isoki
sæкі
wan u 2 be able to rest if u need but wan see if peeps who wanted to join are around >///>
gloober
ok good <3
gloober
aww thanks
gloober
I’m on iPhone too so idk if will even work oh but I actually have working Linux now downstairs
I Love Fat Women
maybe sleep
I Love Fat Women
goooodnight
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
gn,,,
0.8336% not booger!boymodewng
>>625422
test wha
gloober
Ty!
0.8337% not booger!boymodewng
wha
gloober
Ty saeki!
sæкі
mhm ,3,
gloober
watching worked great but guess I need smth bigger if I’m gonna use chat huh
sæкі
gon grab cereal and
sæкі
awww
gloober
so I’ll go to the PC :)
sæкі
u can get rest if wan cus no ones on rn
0.8338% not booger!boymodewng
wha
sæкі
gon watch thing w peeps but peeps are away
>>625441
gloober
yep no one but you me and lori saeki I don’t see anyone else here!
💛!nIOh.loris
1
0.8340% not booger!boymodewng
>>625436
oh
sæкі
sry its just me and my voices
gloober
I can’t see booger anywhere I wonder where booger went
gloober
I guess all showered off I can’t see her she’s see thru now
0.8341% not booger!boymodewng
wha
gloober
we’ll never notice her again so sad
gloober
so now I’m the fastest typer here forever also
gloober
tfw not clever enough to provoke booger
gloober
luv u saeki
sæкі
<3333 >-<
0.8342% not booger!boymodewng
whar
gloober
IMG_0982.png
also I can’t rly see ppls names on phone :<
gloober
might be nice if they could drop down a line or 2 but also that has trade offs
0.8343% not booger!boymodewng
wait that's actualy a glitch on your phone, i have iphone and it doesn't do that for me
gloober
ooh lemee go try caraba or whatever the native prowswr is called
0.8344% not booger!boymodewng
it shows the full name
gloober
safari
0.8345% not booger!boymodewng
>>625463
more like filefox
0.8346% not booger!boymodewng
whomst are you patting
sæкі
both of u
0.8347% not booger!boymodewng
fricked up
anon
waow
0.8348% not booger!boymodewng
see? idk why it does that you should tell the devs if u remember
anon
now I can’t upload images and it gives me a purple bar of background on most of my screen when I type messages lol but names r fixed
anon
wait I can still do that in Firefox tho
gloober
but yeah names work in safari I’ll use that to check if I need
sæкі
woah
gloober
I could go to the thread form improvements but blehhhh
💛!nIOh.loris
.play just another dream
>>625491
💛!nIOh.loris
.skip (video skipped)
💛!nIOh.loris
reeeeeee
gloober
awww
gloober
we could upload a file to saeki a watch party.me ig next time we doesn’t work
gloober
doesn’t worm
gloober
he’s back!!
gloober
everyone missed u
sæкі
brb I grab tea then find place to show vid from :3
>>625493
sæкі
n if gloober wants to stay up for a bit--
gloober
I do I do : D tho I might go 2 bed early
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625489
which tea u drinking, saeki?
gloober
also how did u find this watch party thing n select it? I always am stressed about online ser vices
>>625498
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625491
LOVE ME LOVE ME
gloober
:)
gloober
my friend drinks an herbal tea with so many ingredients leme pull them up
>>625510
sæкі
>>625494
pat
i found one w a virtual browser n I'm not gonna use it for more than shows or stuff so yk pat
sæкі
raspberry iced tea bwawa
>>625509
gloober
how did u find it? use a wiki or google it or ask a LLM for suggestions?
gloober
green tea Saint John’s wort mint oregano thyme camomile peppermint
>>625505
gloober
and it’s his favorite tea
gloober
I should make that from scratch I guess
sæкі
checked around reddit I think
0.8350% not booger!boymodewng
>>625501
more like tea amirte
sæкі
gotta close a bunch of windows on this device
gloober
:o I don’t get it but also ur a genius
gloober
oh the 4Gb one? I bet ;)
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625497
my mother mixes a bunch of medicinal herbs to drink, i just whatever she cooks
>>625512
gloober
cool :) :) does she have her own cook books to keep track of things?
0.8351% not booger!boymodewng
>>625510
wait i don't do this... are you cheating on me with a different mom...
>>625515
sæкі
I'm lagging to shit, one min
gloober
that’s so nice making a healing brew ~
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625512
i have many moms
0.8352% not booger!boymodewng
D:
0.8353% not booger!boymodewng
betrayal
💛!nIOh.loris
mwahahahahha
anon
lori
anon
bloober
0.8354% not booger!boymodewng
wha
gloober
#ai where does ‘just deserts’ come from

it comes from "desert," not the sandy kind, but from old french "deservir," meaning "to deserve." the phrase means getting what you deserve, not getting deserts after a meal. common mix-up cuz it sounds the same as "desserts," which leads to people spelling it wrong. fun fact: that silent extra 's' is just floating there for no good reason, language being weird as usual.

(but if you were gonna clown on someone for spelling it wrong, don’t—it’s an easy mistake, we’ve all had worse takes.)
where does ‘just deserts’ come from
💛!nIOh.loris
sometimes i get sweet cravings
gloober
my dad bought sweet stuff I gotta Ignore today too :<
0.8355% not booger!boymodewng
.play toto-africa
💛!nIOh.loris
nooooooooooo
0.8356% not booger!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
💛!nIOh.loris
hah
anon
.play toto tornado scene
💛!nIOh.loris
.play toto i wont hold you back
0.8357% not booger!boymodewng
.play [YouTube]
0.8358% not booger!boymodewng
\
💛!nIOh.loris
oh well
sæкі
sorry for the wait, one minute I'm finding mp4s
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625541
its when u kiss some dumb person just to shut them up..
>>625547
0.8360% not booger!boymodewng
#timer 1:00
0.8361% not booger!boymodewng
#timer 1:00
0.8362% not booger!boymodewng
timer
0.8363% not booger!boymodewng
>>625543
omg
0.8364% not booger!boymodewng
>>625522
#kiss
0.8365% not booger!boymodewng
did it work?
>>625550
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625549
it did, twinknon is the dumbest person here. he will shut up easily
anon
pop!OS
anon
it's ubuntu with a tiling window manager n a lil quality of life stuff i think
💛!nIOh.loris
nice
anon
ty <3
anti twink aktion
hi chat
anti twink aktion
what does it say abt me if im a sea of thieves tryhard
sæкі
watch party here
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625557
i dual boot linux mint and wind 10
anon
ooooh cool
anon
i still have my mint ssd next to me but its a lil messed up
💛!nIOh.loris
>>625564
yay

one day i'll go full linux. getting tired of wind
anon
u dont have 2 i never figured out getting games n stuff to run
anti twink aktion
>>625560
i will not be joining now i am very tired and have to sleep soon
anti twink aktion
just got off the 8 hour sea of thieves sweat session
anon
I'll probably set up a windows SSD too

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