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straw bury
good god i wish i looked like u
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I would share but
GlooberPuter
she's a cutie fr
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I got warned the one time I even posted a little bit of thighs even w stockings n skirt covering
Dakota
i'm using pio to gain tho
GlooberPuter
they were too jealous maybe :>
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absolute territory tho happi
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also ouuu
Dakota
i'd post my crotch crease but that'd be a ban
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I need to eat more
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pat
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ur rly pretty though everytime hab seen ;3;
GlooberPuter
yeah dakota's really good at looking nice n that stuff
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I err
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I need to eat more
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weigh like 115 lbs myself n not gud
>>632412
GlooberPuter
:<
GlooberPuter
sleep might help too saeks
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but bwa I just
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havent show my body here cus I got
GlooberPuter
amphs are probably keeping u down too
straw bury
>>632404
lmao ur even lighter than me
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warned n didn't feel like
GlooberPuter
I'm trying to go from 163 to 150
straw bury
>>632414
bet i could lift u :>
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am 5'7-5'8
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awww
GlooberPuter
aww scars :<pretty legs n i like the soft black knitted garment on it
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precious peeps
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I also don't post thighs so much in case peeps don't want see mine
Dakota
i'm surprised webms work
GlooberPuter
saeki ur lovely
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yeah the site is based of chans so yk yk
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and nawu cuties,,,
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awwww!
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also body mod?
GlooberPuter
u do some kinda diet things to stay that way?
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oh yeee
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I see
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did u just put them in recently/get them ?
GlooberPuter
the lil piercings
Dakota
hmm?
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the um
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studs
Dakota
i've had them a month or two
GlooberPuter
she got the belly ones a few months ago i think
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ou
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ye
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I saw Mark so I thought so, I hope they've been comfy c:
GlooberPuter
reber that
Dakota
oh i wear tight clothing they get chaifed sometimes
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aw
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I need to buy an ear cuff again, I wan fo
GlooberPuter
IG you could put some medical tape on top of them when you do that to reduce it or smth
Dakota
i do bandaids sometimes but i usually just roll with it so ican flash my tummy
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do
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body piercings eventually, and yeah
GlooberPuter
yeah i imagine
GlooberPuter
:3
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aww
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lemme open up my cloud drive to maybeh send stuffs too
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I miss my ear cuff though, lost it
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getting sum false piercings for parts of body to test what I'd be comfy w having there regularly wud be gud
Dakota
finally starting to feel these drinks
GlooberPuter
what'd u have?
straw bury
craig scissorhands my goat
GlooberPuter
been putting this homebrew w i think plum or smth on foods lately
>>632471
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-v-
GlooberPuter
p good flavor
GlooberPuter
don't rly drink tho cuz health
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I thought u meant
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homebrew
GlooberPuter
no i did
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games
GlooberPuter
oh like yeh
GlooberPuter
that would be even cooler i really respect computer ppl
GlooberPuter
was going to try to make saurkraut tonight but kinda late
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:v
GlooberPuter
#ai saurkraut recipe

here's a simple sauerkraut recipe:

1. shred a head of cabbage (about 2 lbs).
2. mix in 1.5 tbsp salt.
3. massage the cabbage for 5-10 mins until it releases liquid.
4. pack tightly into a clean jar, pressing down so liquid covers the cabbage.
5. leave at room temp for 3-10 days, burping the jar daily.
6. once it's tangy to your taste, move to the fridge.

optional: add caraway seeds, juniper berries, or grated apple for flavor. make sure everything stays submerged to prevent mold.
saurkraut recipe
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I wanna try it eventually, my mom n I talked abt how my ukrainian grandfather would just eat it plain/alone a ton
>>632502
GlooberPuter
dakota knows all the fancy cars from her boomerboys :3
Dakota
i had a ny strip pan fried with asparagus and peppers from my garden
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awww that's rly nice c:
Dakota
thai chili, tabasco and cow horn
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grabbing pics for cutes
straw bury
need a guy 2 yell at me rlly loud
>>632492
GlooberPuter
oooooooooh
GlooberPuter
make ur bf do it tell him sabaton is recruiting a new vocalist
straw bury
nah hes kind of a wimp :(
GlooberPuter
inject him with testosterone
Dakota
oh speaking of boomers i met another one and he doesn't have a lot of cars but his house is huge
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real
GlooberPuter
waow
GlooberPuter
cleaning it must be a bich
straw bury
>>632492
would probably sound like a cheerleader lol
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my family who I'm stuck w now have an oki to like
Dakota
he has a house keeper
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depending on where u r (we live in corn field region) p big but there's MC mansions n mansions just out here and
it already sucks cleaning this n
>>632510>>632516
GlooberPuter
been having more porridge too lately
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hate it
GlooberPuter
looked at the store for buckwheat but they didn't have
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do not enjoy living n big spaces
Dakota
put some cheese and hotsauce on it
straw bury
exactly and then its the same as a normal dot dog
GlooberPuter
>>632501
it would be so cool to have a mcmantion but have like a doezen friends live there too
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>>632506
bratwurst ? or not hotdog
straw bury
omg saeki cheerleader im a genius
>>632514
GlooberPuter
just straight up mansion ig
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me
GlooberPuter
>>632501
haha i sent friend a pic of the houses w pillars around me lol
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I'm gonna
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add pics to errr
Dakota
sometimes i like the risk of grindr to poke around guys houses
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an album to send u straw and maybe peeps here who are oki n all :>
(ur all lovely)
GlooberPuter
that does sound kinda fun tbh
GlooberPuter
poking nose into ppls places oooh
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and lel I
Dakota
after they get done all they wanna do is lie around so i ask if i can eat their food and always do
>>632549
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was gonna send pic I found of
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random Grindr dms from 4 yrs ago
GlooberPuter
it would be so cool to break and enter into places but also dumb
GlooberPuter
but just roam the world entering every building
Dakota
they usually open with a dick pick for me
GlooberPuter
that's kinda funny
Dakota
like i was at work reading messages and clicked one that didn't say photo included big dick right in front of boss
>>632557
GlooberPuter
x)
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hahahahahaha,,,
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I
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erm
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oh idk if I saw u straw to tell I should
>>632570
GlooberPuter
:3 :o
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errr
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I might use the pad I sent to link the album, and explain smth
GlooberPuter
>>632524
sleeby boys all worn out
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that maybe good
GlooberPuter
>>632531
yeah it has an artistry to it so focused like spoken word poetry
Dakota
its funny 90% of these guys are or were married to cis women
>>632555
GlooberPuter
sigh
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my first time ended up being a teacher at the local but not my high school who was 30+ and married
>>632568
GlooberPuter
>>632537
ur not a good boss if ur not coaching ur employees to help em out on grindr
>>632564
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I think there was some weird thing Abt being in a ike
Dakota
what i dont like or do is when the wife wants to join or watch
>>632567
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like
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that kinda relationship tho
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and yeah I get aaa
Dakota
we're not super repressive lots of lgbt around the building
nona
>>632556
i open libpol and this is the first thing i see aaaaaaa i hope it wasnt a bad situation like groomin or sorts...
>>632572>>632571
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>>632568
nuuu isoki lel
only shared dumb story cus was grindr married guy mention
GlooberPuter
>>632568
ty for saying that nona :)
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but omg heya Nona <3
nona
hii
Dakota
hi
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am making photo album of self n stuff to share mb
>>632584
GlooberPuter
:)
nona
hi dakota!
GlooberPuter
nona could blow him away if it was
GlooberPuter
dakota could blow him away in a diff way :3
GlooberPuter
and I could blow it using my social skills
Dakota
i'm super social too much maybe
nona
i feel very rare amongst lgbtq people b/c my first time was with a girl my age (both 16) it was very normal besides being at a playground at 3am
>>632594>>632603
GlooberPuter
>>632573
thoughts on altoids
altoids REVIEW
Dakota
the mints?
GlooberPuter
yeah I used my detective skills to see em in the background
Dakota
i like them but thats my pill box
Dakota
i put my hrt and stuff in it b4 i go to sleep so i can take it first thing
>>632602
GlooberPuter
oooh I use an organizer from CVS
GlooberPuter
with monday tuedsay etc boxes
Dakota
i take enough pills i like to just do 1 day at a time since its same stuff anyway
>>632605
straw bury
i love music that is just complete dogshit
straw bury
because it scares all the smart ppl away lole their annoying sometimes
straw bury
i hit my head on saturday
>>632612
GlooberPuter
>>632599
I get tired of things and wouldn't remember to reset it every night probably. With my grandpa we had a 2 week one but used top for morning bottom for nights
Dakota
i've never missed a pill even when i was in the hospital a few times lol
GlooberPuter
based!
GlooberPuter
gj dakota
GlooberPuter
particularly w antibiotics
GlooberPuter
no joke
straw bury
pills r full of poison
Dakota
like i get crash outy and depressed but i still take my pills
>>632618
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album added to pad if u hab it open still, sweet
>>632616
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d'awww <#
straw bury
>>632614
(i dont have it open :p)
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one sec, qt
straw bury
were gonna melt yuor brain till death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dakota
mines pretty melted
straw bury
no melting required welcome to the horde
GlooberPuter
I'm gonna be smart any day now...
GlooberPuter
one day...
GlooberPuter
yeah
GlooberPuter
part of not letting brain melt
straw bury
>>632624
*hits u with a big ass wooden deadblow hammer right on ur head and it makes a big bonk noise and ir knocks u out and u fall asleep and then i carry u to bed and tuck u in*
>>632632
Dakota
i gave up on being smart and just try to be social
>>632636
GlooberPuter
have you two been introduced?
GlooberPuter
twink anon is a rich aristocrat cough cough x)
GlooberPuter
that sounds like the smart thing to do ; )
anon
>>632627
Are you gonna do anything else?
straw bury
fuck off
straw bury
dream about it, faggot
GlooberPuter
u didnt say fuck 10 times u'll never get ur way to her heart like that twinky
anon
>>632628
That's generally the call, easier for most people and often just as useful
>>632640
straw bury
what if im dumb and antisocial
GlooberPuter
many humans strong
Dakota
>>632636
yeah u kinda need to do one or the other and the smart people one is not gonna happen with this blonde
anon
The thing about being smart is that like... most things are going to call for "good enough", if you are "good enough" and likable, you are generally well off. But if you aren't particularly social, then you kind of have to pave your own way through alot of shit
>>632649
GlooberPuter
this video is so kino
Dakota
hrt make things easier for me
>>632651
anon
>>632639
Helllo, I am like... sleepy as fuck
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so am I
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need to lay with
anon
mmm yes
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I sent straw sum of my cosplay pics
>>632654
GlooberPuter
cuties :)
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u
anon
>>632650
Cutie, glad she gets to see them!
anon
They look very nice
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woh
Dakota
i kinda hope this next guy i meet roughs me up
>>632662
straw bury
saeki will not go in the jar
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thanke,,,
straw bury
>>632659
guh i want my bf to hurt me but he punched me in the face once and wussed out
>>632667
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I'll just be in my jar full of shyness n red in the face
>>632675
Dakota
it works better with hookups
Dakota
this guy is army or ex army he's maybe able to do it
>>632679
straw bury
yeag but i dont wanna hook up with ppl cuz i have a bf
anon
>>632662
it's easy to get cold feet if you jump straight into the "punching across the face" phase of things
>>632674
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oki oki
Dakota
i'm too busted for real realtionships its just i dunno makes me crazy and hurty
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>~<
straw bury
>>632667
guys who would unhesitatingly punch me in the face >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>632676
Dakota
i want some visible marks too like nice bruises
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same
GlooberPuter
>>632665
his knees n lower back too sore probably lol
GlooberPuter
take away his dip
Dakota
he's still really buff
GlooberPuter
idk what other army things
GlooberPuter
make him watch a powerpoint
>>632690
Dakota
i'd die watching a powerpoint
GlooberPuter
you could die together watching a powerpoint
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lemme see if there's sum pics I can link all of u
Dakota
at least let me sit on his lap
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post I mean
GlooberPuter
twiny knows the army ways
anon
Make him turn your car around in the drive way four times
GlooberPuter
the suck
GlooberPuter
make him police the lawn
Dakota
lol that celica is made out of cheap japanese 90s metal it would dent up so bad
GlooberPuter
have him hurry up and wait
anon
>insulting superior japanese STEEL
>>632703
GlooberPuter
make him drive to your house at 2am then wait 5 hours then he can come in
Dakota
its like pot iron
Dakota
body shop told me its not worth dealing with the dents they'll just get worse
GlooberPuter
he's been training for this moment
straw bury
>>632698
no steel no matter how strong can penetrate the great wall of china which is stronger than the earth itself and stretches around the entire world and towers to the size of mountains in the sky and is guarded by the fiery spirits of one hundred million immortal warriors
>>632708
Dakota
how many day ban if i post a boob?
anon
0 days
anon
likely at least 2 weeks, but maybe more lol
Dakota
its kinda covered up
anon
i just stole a chair from my apartments donation drive and I felt so guilty abt it that i donated random stuff i had immediately after. do i lack the sociopathy for the world
Dakota
getting deeper and deepr in the comfy
GlooberPuter
good :)
GlooberPuter
poggers hustle anon
Dakota
lol i forgot i was wearing a dress
GlooberPuter
I got a really nice wool sweater from the dumpster behind my college apartment
GlooberPuter
chinese exchange student probably
GlooberPuter
was kinda fugged what happened tbh with the wives of the chinese generals after the conquest
GlooberPuter
they just got given to the other side's top guys it wasn't like a crazy torture rape fest or smth i know how that sounded
GlooberPuter
chinese weren't happy tho, changed the standards after that to make it clear wives had to kill themselves before capture
GlooberPuter
this was the manchu i think
GlooberPuter
friend has pfp of clown from the amazing digital circus i now realize
GlooberPuter
what does that mean chat
Dakota
lol wut
GlooberPuter
image.png
I thought it was just a clown in general
GlooberPuter
but it's not
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no
GlooberPuter
cute clown girl tho
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ah theyre probs fine as long as its not
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an attraction to uhhh
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what's her name
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pomni
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otherwise, I'd just make a half serious comment abt possibly being just autistic hehe
GlooberPuter
she's an autistic cutie fr
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yea
GlooberPuter
gah wanna cuddle u and her now
Dakota
uuuuugh i do not want to go to the dentist office
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awwww, cuties, wan gib comfort company n care
GlooberPuter
why no dakota?
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and dawww
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I have a 4 hr ish appt this Friday :/
Dakota
i have a bad phobia cuz my first like 4 interactions with dentists were horrifying
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hug
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sameee
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aww
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yea
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going through that again rn i hope u can work self up to being able n doing whatchu need, been tough personally but know u can do it even if takes time
GlooberPuter
that's aweful :< i was always lucky
Dakota
its also gonna be another thousand dollars i dont really want to spend
>>632761
GlooberPuter
oof
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yeah
Dakota
removal of abcess/tooth thing
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hug
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I believe in u
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I'm glad ur getting it dealt with
::hug
Dakota
its a surgery they want me under to do
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yeah
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that's tough n its an aaa thing to deal with the strain of, sorry you're dealing w that kinda stuff, too
Dakota
basically my jaw is really fucked up
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going through finally getting my teef fixed
straw bury
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straw bury
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Dakota
to fix my mouth it's estimated about 15000
>>632780
straw bury
2
Dakota
i'm not putting srs off any more than i need to so i'm doing teh 1000 this time but holding off for the rest cuz the teeth are dead anyway
straw bury
i wish i was a zombie
straw bury
running around eating brains n shit
GlooberPuter
>>632774
>000
holy shidd i should go into dentistry
GlooberPuter
let's all start a dentist office chat
Dakota
it's root canal and cap for 3 molars
>>632789
GlooberPuter
I could do it for 5k max
Dakota
also some other minor work
GlooberPuter
there must be a youtube vid
Dakota
you've seen my mouth
GlooberPuter
front looked fine
GlooberPuter
cute smiley teef

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