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finch
im too ugly :(
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ok ur married now I married you
>>634241
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
you may kiss the bride
finch
sorry nonners u can divorce me if you want....
nonners
>>634237
hey you cant just marry people
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I did mwah hah hah now ur married
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
u should stand by your wife against me finch
anti twink aktion
get married idiot
>>634245
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634244
X)
nonners
.play get rotated idiot
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I was looking for that on my phone!
>>634248
anon
>>634247
you got any games on your phone
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
No :<
finch
nonners we arent married dw
>>634255
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
:0 nooo comfort ur wife now nonners
finch
gloober is a fraudster
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
nooooooooooooo curse uuuuuuuu
nonners
this is so funny
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
twinky they’re not letting me marry them fix it nooooow
>>634262
nonners
how did he do that?
nonners
you cant just rotate sharks???????? can you?
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634255
she’s unconfident she needs her wife to comfort her..
anti twink aktion
>>634260
well yeah ur wife and wife
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634262
noooo this is a transcath server no anullmebts waahhh
nonners
i already have a five and 5 children
>>634268
nonners
wife*
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
now u have 2
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634268
smart boy good job!
anon
thank you
finch
can i claim her as a dependent though so i get more tax return
>>634275>>634276
nonners
quick mahts
anti twink aktion
>>634273
why do you hate your wife
anon
I claim everyone on here as a dependent
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634202
it was ok when I did it but we didn’t get along super great :<
anti twink aktion
i claim my chud son as a dependent
nonners
my white ass is not dependent
>>634281
nonners
whjat does dependent even mean
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
u don’t have to pay as many taxes cuz ur taking care of someone else
fentmom
i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls
nonners
animal collective reference
anti twink aktion
i want disability, a nice squat and my wife
nonners
.play animal collective my girls
fentmom
cant believe i was perma banned from reddit for calling for an armed assault squad to storm disneylands across the globe
>>634296>>634291>>634294
anon
I want too many things, my greed will be my undoing
anti twink aktion
>>634289
you know what based
anti twink aktion
anti disney aktion
fentmom
i was just talking about how one time when i was like 8 i was at disneyland paris and seeing this family who all had like hot dog and ice cream stains down their clothes (they were british obviously) ruined my whole holiday
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634289
bro I would do it and claim it for Reddit.com
anti twink aktion
worms i feel like shit rn
nonners
damn
nonners
all the internet point down the drain
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
u need a Reddit wife to give u the connect
finch
redditor gf
anon
>>634297
Oh no... what will you do without reddit
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
waaah. need Reddit gf to whisper upvote in my ear n kiss
finch
reddit r/egg_irl transbian gf and tttt gf yuri
>>634307
nonners
.play pearly drops rat girl
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
this is not bad ty
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634304
cute
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I will marry every leggbutt n redditor like that Korean church mass marriages
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
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gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
was interested in building
nonners
who up workin they wood
>>634314
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
she work my wood til I shine
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
.play miss negativity
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
jorkingit makes u retarded they claim
>>634320
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
jfk said if he didn’t have sex once a day his balls hurt but he might have been retarded cause he got shot lol
>>634323
anon
>>634315
You get giant eyes and your tongue blows up like a balloon
>>634348
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634320
#kiss your wife will still love you
anon
If you aren't regularly using them, they do be hurting
nonners
no they dont
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
they both do and don’t boom
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
only one will actually
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
they should have me answer all Reddit ask men and ask women questions
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
my lead exposure makes me mentally ascendant
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
you should ask your wife to bring you something home from her trip to the dmv
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
she can get you a chocolate bar from the grocery store or something
finch
the dmv when i dont bring my fishing license to get my new id
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
they’re just bitchy you didn’t bring your beautiful wife
finch
they sent me home to print my fishing license 😭😭😭
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
sadge I have mine as a pic on my phone
finch
they need it in paper
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
sadge they should have a printer there or smth
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
guess you could go to library or staples if the drive is far
finch
drive isnt too far and we have a printer
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
phew
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
you can bring your wife this time
finch
they actually gave us a number so we are checked in
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
make it a date
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
go to the zoo maybe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
art museum
finch
the wait is long enough that we can do this
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
lmfao good luck!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634321
waaah scared need you to check my tongue with yours and compare sizes
>>634350
nonners
why cant it be july 21st already
finch
i usually walk in the middle of the night tho so nobody sees my ugly ass
nonners
thats how life is in the mean streets of west linn oregon
nonners
.play chael sonnen 100k a year
finch
girl u live in a romcom setting
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
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gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I would get more smug
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634350
cuz u had sex or masturbated
>>634362
anon
I can do the tip of tongue to nose thing
>>634366
finch
sinful twink
finch
most twinks r sinful tbh
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634363
just touched base of nose
>>634367
anon
>>634366
I can like *barely* reach the tip of my nose
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
can’t do tip can get about half way
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ur so self hating is what u r maybe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
wife! come comfort ur wife!!
anon
>>634369
When I find you, I am going to make you my woman
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
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straw bury
sabaton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> modern music
>>634384
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
wow thank u dispenser
finch
i wish i had a wife NO GLOOBER.
nonners
erectina dispensa
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
uh dooooooo
anon
>>634378
Your boyfriend will be handcuffed to the radiator in my basement
>>634386
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
straw finch is doubting my legitimacy as a marying ppl person
>>634387
straw bury
>>634384
AND THE WINGED HUSARS ARIVWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAD ADADAAAA DADAAAAAAAAA
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
the shiny things on his outfit are useful
nonners
>fell for the marriage scam
nonners
if you get married you cant just kill yourself anymore
>>634393
finch
tru..... this is why i dont marry
>>634400
anon
Didn't Lawrence of Arabia get sexually abused?
finch
truth thats why indont marry >>634390
straw bury
straightest sabaton listener
>>634397
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634387
THANK UUU
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I married nonners to finch but now they don’t want to be it’s so sad
anon
>>634394
Oh my God he actually was and now I feel kinda bad for bringing it up
>>634398
anon
>>634398
Lawrence of Arabia was captured and raped by Turkish soldiers and ended up developing some pretty.. er... erratic tendencies as a result
>>634404>>634401
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634391
omg they agree :3
straw bury
>>634399
oh my goodness gracious me......................
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
cute couple moment
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634399
#reply

yeah, historical trauma can mess ppl up in ways that aren't always obvious. the whole thing was brutal and complicated, kinda wild how it shaped him later. war does that.
anon
Oh wait hold on
anon
Apparently the sort of debate going on right now is that
finch
>>634405
gloober is trying to forcibly marry two people thats not a good thing
>>634417
straw bury
wait am i missing something lmao
anon
Lawrence of Arabia had like... a fetish for getting raped and stuff apparently...
straw bury
i thought gloober was the one getting married
finch
no gloober is trying to marry me n nonners without our permission
anon
And the sort of theory is that he legitimately made it up to both make the Turks look bad but also eh.... because it was his fetish
straw bury
gloober :(
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
In Dera'a that night the citadel of my integrity had been irrevocably lost
:(
anon
>The tests revealed the imprint of a capitalised "A" on November 18 β€” almost certainly the A of Azraq, a derelict castle in an oasis 100 kilometres south-east of Deraa, where Lawrence had spent several days.

>Barr suggests Lawrence stayed put, rather than going to Deraa β€” a contention supported by a letter Lawrence wrote to his mother on November 14, 1917. In it, he claimed to be "staying here (at Azraq) a few days".
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634408
but I was bored :<
finch
what was i what were you going to say
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
that u were lonely or would be cute w a wife or smth but that seemed a little putting you in a box
anon
So there is like open debate on what actuallly went down
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
yeah
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I get the impression the Arabs were worse without the ottoman empire
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
worse off
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I wonder if that’s true
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
ugh just asked chatgpt to generate a cute pic.....and it surprised me
>>634433
anon
hmm?
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ooohh?
nonners
>>634426
>the results will shock you!! :O
finch
ai is stupid and all i use it for is to help debug code
finch
all ai is good for is debugging code and managing data
nonners
its also good for rememering movie names
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634430
omg cute πŸ€—
>>634441
nonners
or remembering people like "who was that guy who did x y z"
nonners
cant google that stuff, not always
nonners
its also good for movie recommendations
finch
i wish i was cute but all i'll ever be is a big hulking ugly man
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>634441
#give
::kiss
anon
Cute!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634441
also a cute glance I had :)
nonners
my ass is sore from sitting so much]
>>634460
nonners
i should die
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
need massage from ur wife
finch
dont die take a walk
nonners
>>634448
shut the fuck up retard
anon
...
nonners
i hate life
nonners
anyuway
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
:(
nonners
crazy how my back never hurts
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
A dip in the road obstructed his view of two boys on their bicycles; he swerved to avoid them, lost control, and was thrown over the handlebars.[169] He died six days later on 19 May 1935, aged 46.[169] The location of the crash is marked by a small memorial at the roadside.[170] One of the doctors attending him was neurosurgeon Hugh Cairns, who consequently began a long study of the loss of life by motorcycle dispatch riders through head injuries. His research led to the use of crash helmets by both military and civilian motorcyclists
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
interesting
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I always figured helmets came along w motorcycles from the beginning ig
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>634446
something that happens a lot to me...
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
my back gets sore cuz I hunch up
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
should try kneeling at a low table like the Japanese maybe
anon
....
finch
weh
finch
waiting at dmv
finch
borign
anon
just chillin
anon
chillin at the tiki
finch
i have a nice pillar to lean against though
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
smart finch
finch
my seat is well placed i have a garbage can and a pillar to lean against this is rad
anon
The DMV
finch
ye
finch
gleegloo
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
you should set up some drinks
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
play some nice music
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
your own private Xanadu
finch
i hate being in public im so fat n ugly
anon
hmm
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its me rose orlando
finch
famous musician in chat
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
these ppl are retarded would call random numbers w worms tho
>>634485
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"these ppl are dumb, i would also do this"
>>634490
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634485
with you…
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
hey I’m here to pay my debt, no MY debt you know me you called me yesterday
anon
I need to create a throwaway linkedin so that I can get a bunch of payday loan company exec's emails
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
No MY debt no find my debt
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634484
I didn’t say I wasn’t dumb >:(
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
also less chance of being part of someone’s harassment campaign if ur picking random ones w friends
anon
true
anon
My act of civil disobedience, my liberal praxis, is signing up random people that I don't like up for news letters from sex toy companies and such
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
oooooh
anon
One thing I've been thinking about was like that Evergreen freighter that blocked the Suez for like a week
>>634499
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
haha that’s fun I love the things reaching back
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634496
we could do that
>>634500
anon
>>634499
Well that's kind of what I was thinking, like idk why a group hasn't been like:
>I have an idea, let's sink a freighter in the Panama Canal
>>634505
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
just get together w friends n go visit w guns lol
0.8609% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay twink anon or gloober
>>634503
0.8610% not booger!boymodewng
it's too hot plz fix
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634500
true world do some real damage
anon
Park a freighter in the canal, sink it, put some guys with guns on there, it would take forever to dislodge them. And on top of that it doesn't give your terrorist organization a bad name because you aren't killing civilians
>>634507
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634506
or just get guys hidden in shipping container in it and have them go out and plant the bomb and exfil in the canal
>>634511
finch
stuck at the dmv with a tummy ache this is actually so so evil
>>634510
anon
would rub
anon
>>634507
That seems too "James Bond"y to work
anon
Seems like too much coordination
anon
Just find some rich financier, get an old rusted out freighter, get it into the canal, pack some food and ammo so you can last through a siege, there, done
finch
i hate beibg in public im fat and ugly aand everyojes judging me and my stomach hurts get me out of here
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634510
pray
finch
i want to go home and sleep in my bed and then wake up and take a long shower
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
if I started a church it would be like this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need a rich financier who pays for my transition n makes me rlly pretty n then gets to use me n stuff
>>634519>>634533
finch
>>634518
real..... my hrt is kinda spensive and im in Debt
0.8611% not booger!boymodewng
plz one of you too fix the sun
>>634523
0.8612% not booger!boymodewng
make it not hot
0.8613% not booger!boymodewng
i beg
0.8614% not booger!boymodewng
>>634520
#change too to two
finch
thats why i like to take walks at night
>>634530
finch
when its like 60 out
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
oh no!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
so they were doing the work of the dentist somehow
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
how did he upload it tho
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634524
frfr
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
dumbass I would totally kill the dentist /voicetaker
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
go get geared up w twinknon’s arsinal
Dakota
2600 is teh quote for the first round of work
>>634544
anon
hello fellow liberals
anon
/liberals
finch
ouughhh
finch
i'm dozing i need to lock in
finch
so eepy....,
finch
need my bed
anon
#cleartheme
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>634534
whoah
Dakota
they wanna remove all my wisdom teeth and a molar while putting me under
Dakota
2500ish is actually really low so i'm fine with it
anon
Yeah, that's not too bad tbh
anon
You don't have dental insurance or is that with dental insurance applied?
Dakota
oh its going to be covered by care credit so i will pay monthly. dental insurance wouldn't really help is what iwas told anyway
Dakota
my laser is nearly paid off so its just one more small bill being added till like next year earlyish on
Dakota
its 97 outside i dunno about seeing my guy till later on
nonners from small screen
i need to be strangled
Dakota
i understand i need to be beaten
nonners from small screen
tomorrow will be june 25th i cant do this anymore
Dakota
one day at a time thas how i do it
nonners from small screen
there must be a better way
nonners from small screen
#ai ia there another way?

what exactly are you trying to do? give more specifics and i'll see if there's another approach. if it's about bypassing rules or something sketchy, nice try fed.
ia there another way?
0.8616% not booger!boymodewng
>>634561
nice try fed
0.8617% not booger!boymodewng
>>634561
wait strawgirl
0.8618% not booger!boymodewng
strawgirl
>>634566
0.8619% not booger!boymodewng
can you make it not so hot outside please
>>634569
0.8619% not booger!boymodewng
it was like 100 when i was driving breathing took so much effort
straw bury
>>634567
ive got a couple fans ill see what i can do
0.8619% not booger!boymodewng
too humid too
Dakota
my car has no ac so its hot as fuck
anti twink aktion
im not even american
Dakota
putting the top down is just asking to burn
anti twink aktion
i only know the one spell
straw bury
spin me too!!!!!!!! spin me!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>634580
squempch
anti twink aktion
straw bury
spin this fish
#fish 🐟
>>634584
squempch
do you know about the hot dog launcher
>>634585
straw bury
swage
Dakota
i'm in a mood
anti twink aktion
help help theyre casting spells on me
anti twink aktion
im writing my grimoire by hand to catalog all the libpol spells
>>634603
squempch
throws hot dog
Dakota
ok i'm gonna go make some spicy ramen and regret it
>>634608
anti twink aktion
i gotta start crowdsourcing spells to create a complete list
squempch
>>634606
its tooooooo hot out for spicy ramen.......
Dakota
eating spicy in heat is good
>>634613
squempch
!!!!
Dakota
it cools you
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>634609
hiya miss dakota, hru?
finch
i need money
Dakota
lil moody kinda meh about the dentist appointment
>>634617
finch
got my new id photo i look exactly the same as the one i got right before hrt
>>634619
Dakota
its not a lot of money i'm just worried about how my mouth is gonna feel without my wisdom teeth
Dakota
i need to go to the dmv and get one now that my hair is longer and prettier
anti twink aktion
waaaaaaa im bored and sad
finch
why doesnt hrt work on me wtf
Dakota
try a different method of delivery
Dakota
some people do well with sublingual, some do well with injectos or gels
finch
i was on pills for a while but then i switched to IM injections
squempch
i didnt get much going on until ~1yr on injections
finch
i was on pills for about the first year and then switched to injections
squempch
pills for 6 mo. previously
finch
injections like 3 months ago
finch
i have an appointment to test my levels in a week
Dakota
i'm pretty pleased with how sublingual ahs done for me
Dakota
will swap to injectos after i get my nuts removed
finch
im still pretty ugly tbh i think i just dont have the genes for transitioning
anti twink aktion
thats not how genes work
finch
like i have a phenotype that just makes me look worse on e than most ppl is what i mean
anti twink aktion
i think whatever website you're getting these words from is not good for you
Dakota
i'm a dumpster fire but most people irl gender me female
anti twink aktion
u dont gotta be model pretty most of that is bullshit
anti twink aktion
>>634639
girl are yr dermals okay
Dakota
i'm not in great health so they suffer sometimes
πŸ’›!nIOh.loris
>>634639
sad wine aunt jumspscare!
anti twink aktion
>>634640
i see this woman five times every time i go to the super market

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