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anon
you're cute
BigSadEnjoyer
can u see how my soul is depleted
BigSadEnjoyer
can u see the spirtual fatigue
gmeister
>>63661
damn thats crazy
BigSadEnjoyer
eye bags, chapped lips, frizzy damage hair, sleep deprivation.....
>>63677>>63669>>63675
gmeister
hot
anon
except i'm not a passoid
gmeister
also me
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63623
its very interesting yeaaa
BigSadEnjoyer
i dont like using the term passoid because there are many things i can improve on too pass better i think my voice carries me a lot
>>63676>>63687
BigSadEnjoyer
i was very lucky on lots of things though still hate my body still wish i was cis tho
>>63676
anon
>>63673
>>63674
yeah fair enough like i think you look great but there's always more we can want and i respect that
shrimp
put that back
shrimp
you little shit
BigSadEnjoyer
he he
BigSadEnjoyer
i a m devioussss
anon
what does your flag represent?
shrimp
originality
BigSadEnjoyer
idk what it means it just looks like the default fag flag no?
BigSadEnjoyer
gays rise up
gmeister
>>63673
most women look androgynous without makeup im gonna be fr
>>63689
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63687
yea well i wouldnt say most but a lot
BigSadEnjoyer
especially women my age tho
BigSadEnjoyer
i just look like a dude full stop with short hair tho or at least if eel like it
shrimp
if most women look andro is it really andro or just what most women look like
>>63694
BigSadEnjoyer
if i put my hair in a bun AI still genderes me female
gmeister
>>63692
facial beauty standards have been slowly warped over time
>>63703
anon
i really wanna work on my voice but executive dysfunction is tough
>>63698
BigSadEnjoyer
feel like I went from 7 or 8/10 male to 3 or 4/10 woman
BigSadEnjoyer
worth tho
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63695
i always tell people this its not really something u work on u gott aimmerse urself in it
>>63704
BigSadEnjoyer
so if ur a neet thats great you can play video games all day and practice in video games
shrimp
.play cowboy dan modest mouse
BigSadEnjoyer
it takes a long time because u LITERALLY need to build the muscles
shrimp
>>63694
thats what im sayin
anon
>>63698
what if i never go outside lmao
BigSadEnjoyer
its like working out
BigSadEnjoyer
thats perfect
BigSadEnjoyer
going outside u probably arent going to immerse urself in fagvoice which is the inbetween to passing female voice
>>63709
BigSadEnjoyer
if u use ur guy voice 95% of the time it makes it impossible to voice train
gmeister
>>63707
fag voice is a result of improper voice training
anon
damn
BigSadEnjoyer
well not impossible but its much harder
BigSadEnjoyer
ive met passing trannies of 10 years who just never fucking voice train and its crazy to me because its like one of my biggest insecurities
>>63721
anon
i guess i will talk to myself............................
anon
hello anon how are you today anon
BigSadEnjoyer
and you will NEVER pass if u have man voice im sorry to say :(
>>63716
anon
>>63715
you can just not talk ez
BigSadEnjoyer
talking is healthy and important
BigSadEnjoyer
talking is commmunity
anon
present day, present time............
>>63725
anon
>>63712
dr ms girlfriend moder
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63720
howdy pardner!
anon
what if instead of talking i played deckbuilding roguelikes
>>63726
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63719
PRESENT DAY
ahahhahahAHHAHAHAHHAHA
PRESENT TIME AHAHHAHAHA
anon
>>63726
rougelikes is like the makeup games
BigSadEnjoyer
i like deckbuilding games irl tho
>>63731
shrimp
although they can be very fun
shrimp
but i think itd be cool if you could just arrange your whole deck and draw as youd like
gmeister
>>63729
id choose the krusty krab
anon
>>63732
but the daoist nature of the rng is very you! you must ride probability to success
anon
there's actually a deckbuilder themed around wuxia that actively plays with daoist philosophy. the idea is that you have to go with the flow to get anywhere, so you can't just try to draft whatever you set your mind on. instead, you have to plan and strive, yes, but you must also be adaptable.
>>63743
shrimp
>>63736
not when its absolutely stacked against you
BigSadEnjoyer
deckbuilding games tend not to be stacked against u though
BigSadEnjoyer
like they are all about choosing what cards to add to your deck and drawing them over and over
shrimp
im mainly thinking of like hearthstone and mtg
BigSadEnjoyer
not like MTG where u just get land screw
BigSadEnjoyer
i hate that shit
BigSadEnjoyer
hearthstone I liked because instead of bad draws it was like
BigSadEnjoyer
the RNG was FUN STUFF
BigSadEnjoyer
like random creatures and cards and stuff
shrimp
i did like some of the rng stuff they added
shrimp
i miss old hearthstone tho
BigSadEnjoyer
yea old hearthstone was peak it was really good peopel acted like it was bad but it was REALLY fun
shrimp
the first few years were so good
BigSadEnjoyer
everything up to like whisper of the old gods was great
BigSadEnjoyer
goblin v gnomes, grand tournament, whispers, naxrammas all very fun expansions
shrimp
ikr
BigSadEnjoyer
plus the pve mode was awesome
shrimp
i watched some vids about older hearthstone stuff and i actually felt nostalgic it was crazy
>>63759
anon
when i talk about deckbuilders i think like dominion and slay the spire haha. not mtg and stuff.
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63757
i miss charge warrior decks T_T they were so interactive and fun and they got deleted for no reason... :<
>>63761
shrimp
they nerfed warsong before i was able to actually build it
anon
>>63759
i had an OTK worgen deck that worked precisely 4 times before i quit the game for good haha
>>63762
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63761
i had a funny deck wtih barnes and yssharj i used on ladder sometimes
BigSadEnjoyer
it was barnes with one yshark so you play barnes t4 and it makes a 1/1 ysharj who flips the only creature in your deck into play... 10/10 ysshark
BigSadEnjoyer
t4 yssharjk
shrimp
i really loved control warrior
BigSadEnjoyer
yea it was really fun
shrimp
i cant remember what xpac but
shrimp
playing control matchups until ur drawing out was peak to me
anon
magic is fun because you can look at the card art
>>63772
anon
i feel llike the quintessential mtf vibe is like fashion + card games haha
BigSadEnjoyer
I played mill rogue a lot
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63769
pokemon has the best card art of any tcg
>>63775
shrimp
i love mill decks
shrimp
mill rogue was cool
shrimp
pokemon card art is pretty stellar
shrimp
the power creep
shrimp
holy shit
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon tcg art is so diverse and fun it goes sohard
>>63787
gmeister
>>63789
death by delta p
shrimp
.play modest mouse styrofoam boots/its all on ice alright
anon
>>63778
WAIT
that flavor text implies bulbasaur walks on two legs...................
shrimp
it has the ability to
anon
but it chooses not to?
anon
i wish for death
shrimp
>>63794
this is incredible
BigSadEnjoyer
i love the old cards even though the new cards are amazing sometimes
anon
>>63794
okay but you need to remember that back then 3D was mindblowing so they were like hip.........
>>63800
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63799
i think this art is mindblowing now
shrimp
its the kind of thing people would make nowadays in an ironic but endearing way
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63794
KIWA CITY SMOGGLE??
anon
woggle
anon
>>63785
why does he go so hard?
BigSadEnjoyer
image.png
who did it better?
anon
i have a soft spot for the original
anon
ok nvm i like this one the most
anon
except for the lil fox in the top left corner
anon
this one is cool too
anon
wow you have a lot of these
shrimp
V:
anon
^:
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon tcg art is just really pretty i like how much diverse stuff they do with color, design full art and such
anon
yeah that's neat
shrimp
you know whats also great
shrimp
old pokemon anime frames
BigSadEnjoyer
Q U A L I T Y
BigSadEnjoyer
back on old 4chan in 2012 it was a common thread theme
anon
okok but with art it's totally different. especially in animations, you need smear frames and stuff.
BigSadEnjoyer
you woul dhave Q U A L I T Y threads
BigSadEnjoyer
and it would be filled with hilarious transition frames or background characters
anon
can't judge art by lone frames if it's meant to move!
>>63837
BigSadEnjoyer
yea but its funny
anon
ok true but i have artistbrain
BigSadEnjoyer
also in anime specifically there is a trend of hilarious bad background characters
shrimp
>>63832
but they draw every frame
anon
anime is fucking dark sorcery. i tried animating on 3s once and it's impossible, but they do nearly everything on 3s.
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63831
like this adorable little guy
anon
that's eight frames per a second
BigSadEnjoyer
its from the pikachu pichu movie for i cant remember if it was pokemon the movie 2000s or the one about giovanni
BigSadEnjoyer
every pokemon movie for the first 15 or so has a short in the beginning
anon
the first pre-movie's beginning was really cute :)
BigSadEnjoyer
the one about the pokemon vacation camp?
shrimp
i cant remember any of the movies
>>63850
BigSadEnjoyer
VACATIONS WHERE I WANNA BE
anon
>>63848
do you remember the pokemon clones having a civil war?
shrimp
vaguely
anon
that's our reality
shrimp
was there a giant tentacruel
anon
right now
anon
inside you there are two pikachus
anon
slapping each other
anon
let's go...
anon
they translated the song? cute
shrimp
it probably wont work
shrimp
i do remember this
anon
i do not
anon
brain too old
shrimp
mine is too
shrimp
.skip
anon
it's over
shrimp
its only 20 minutes?
BigSadEnjoyer
it was a short before the actual movie
BigSadEnjoyer
all the pokemon movies had these for like the first 10 -15
shrimp
ohhhh
BigSadEnjoyer
thats what im saying
shrimp
that is in fact what you were syaing
BigSadEnjoyer
that frame of pichu im pretty sure comes from one of them about pickahu being abducted by a bunch of pichu
BigSadEnjoyer
and trying to look after them after they are borderling trying to kill themselves as baby animals tend to do
shrimp
lmao
shrimp
oh shit here we go again
BigSadEnjoyer
i found the full thing
anon
let's go
BigSadEnjoyer
i really like this one because its 100% the pokemon
>>63883
BigSadEnjoyer
theres no humans its just the pokemon having their own adventure
anon
>>63881
i vaguely remember reading about how the author of the pokemon manga wanted to make the pokemon rebel and take over at the end but the company was against it lmao
>>63885
shrimp
pog
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63883
idk if u ever read the original pokemon manga but its total fucking insanity, guns, murder, pokemon killing peopel
shrimp
guns???
anon
sounds cool
anon
that's how i understood pokemon as a kid anyhow
BigSadEnjoyer
its really wierd lol and theres all this sci fi technology
shrimp
that does sound rad
BigSadEnjoyer
it feels like trigun or some shit almost
BigSadEnjoyer
its such a surreal wierd sci fi world
anon
not so surprising given how pokemon heavily draws on like shin megami tensei
>>63895
BigSadEnjoyer
the pokemon cartoon sanitized it so much
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63893
yeaaaa fr
BigSadEnjoyer
its just SMT for kids
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why I thought all the people mad at palworld, the nintendy fanboys, were so funny
anon
if only we had smt for kids to indoctrinaize them
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon stole its ideas from others to begin with xD
anon
i can't spell
anon
and i am too tired to learn how
>>63903
shrimp
i wonder how that lawsuit is going
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63901
embrace retawd
anon
retvrn
shrimp
iirc nintendo was suing palword over like the ball catching mechanic
BigSadEnjoyer
togepi is so cute i have a plush one
BigSadEnjoyer
baby
BigSadEnjoyer
BULBA SAUR BULHBAAAA
BigSadEnjoyer
BULBAAABULBAAA
shrimp
bulba-by
BigSadEnjoyer
i was always mad in the games there is no Bulbaby special move
shrimp
bellsprout bein freaky
anon
wtf was that
BigSadEnjoyer
bellsport is a fucking freak fr tho
shrimp
i like how theres just a disembodied pokedex narrator
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
BigSadEnjoyer
raichu being a bully fits it so well lol
anon
pikablu........
BigSadEnjoyer
ppppprriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
shrimp
the voices n sound r so good
shrimp
"voices"
BigSadEnjoyer
the female VA for pikachu in japan retired after like 29 years in the role or some shit lol
BigSadEnjoyer
i saw an article about it at some point last year
shrimp
woah
anon
imagine spending thirty years doing pikachu voices
BigSadEnjoyer
it aint much but its honest work
BigSadEnjoyer
SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
anon
me
anon
tired
BigSadEnjoyer
yadahn is so cute i love yadahn
BigSadEnjoyer
PI? PI! PI!?
BigSadEnjoyer
these fucking transitional pokemon dance things were brain bugs for my entire childhood
BigSadEnjoyer
especially the magnemite one
BigSadEnjoyer
MAGG. NAHHHH. MITE....
shrimp
the fuck voltorb is huge
BigSadEnjoyer
its electrode
BigSadEnjoyer
voltorbds dad
shrimp
same thing...
BigSadEnjoyer
its that big tho
BigSadEnjoyer
damn 5 cop cars just blew past my apt
>>63948
BigSadEnjoyer
nyc moment
anon
>>63946
you're going to be arrested for pirating the pokemon movie
BigSadEnjoyer
its on u tube lmao
BigSadEnjoyer
poor squirtle he tried hard and lost...
shrimp
these r so weird
shrimp
pikachu mad now
BigSadEnjoyer
oh no they awakened the level 88 pikachu
BigSadEnjoyer
i cant believe they did my main 🥷 jigglypuff like that
shrimp
its meowth
BigSadEnjoyer
thats right
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a koffing plushie
BigSadEnjoyer
and a slowpoke plushie
shrimp
cute
shrimp
koffing is great
BigSadEnjoyer
i want a crobat or golbat plushie
shrimp
it would be a big floppa with those wings
BigSadEnjoyer
yea :D
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a blahaj too
BigSadEnjoyer
charizard is literally me
shrimp
snorlax is me
BigSadEnjoyer
omg they are fucking dead
shrimp
fuckin idiot
BigSadEnjoyer
hes a himbo fr
shrimp
fr
opna
the local video rental store actually had the first pokemon movie on dvd
BigSadEnjoyer
i owned it on vhs
opna
they sold it to me
BigSadEnjoyer
i had pokemon the first movie on vhs and godzilla destroy all monsters on dvd those were mine
BigSadEnjoyer
and harry potter dvd the first 2 movies they had great special features
anon
sad lizard... crying...........
BigSadEnjoyer
holy shit hes fucking dead
shrimp
CRYING
shrimp
you would think onix would be enough
anon
i was just thinking that
anon
onix sucks
shrimp
you would
shrimp
true very low attack stack
BigSadEnjoyer
dont talk shit about my main 🥷 onix
shrimp
sorry but he sucks
BigSadEnjoyer
i have had a shiny onix in diamond
shrimp
two quad weaknesses?
BigSadEnjoyer
the most important quality of a pokemon is if u think they are cool
shrimp
high defense stat but like low special which is what both the quad weaknesses were against
BigSadEnjoyer
onix has one of hte lowest BST of any pokemon in the game including baby pokemon xD
shrimp
wait fr
BigSadEnjoyer
yea its acutally insanely bad
BigSadEnjoyer
even for gen 1
BigSadEnjoyer
should i tell u my autistic theory of the unified pokemon creation myth
shrimp
image.png
oh holy shit i forgot how bad
shrimp
sure
BigSadEnjoyer
okay so literally everything in every game supports this so its basically 100% true and factual
BigSadEnjoyer
basically Arceus is the creator god of the entire pokemon universe
BigSadEnjoyer
but he did not create humans
BigSadEnjoyer
arceas created the pokemon universe and the power pokemon really have is not like, all their unique powers but adaptability
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon can evolve to be ANYTHING, weather the manifestation of time or just a little fishy guy
BigSadEnjoyer
this hype evolution trait lead to an escalating arms race as more and more powerful pokemon started battling in endless wars that almost destroyed the entire universe
BigSadEnjoyer
u see this theme repeat OVER AND OVER in pokemon, kyogre v groudon, palkia v dialga, yvelta versus the x one i forget
anon
what is your take on the forbidden pokemon lore
BigSadEnjoyer
so what arceus did is import people from our universe into the pokiemon world to teach pokemon love
>>64008
BigSadEnjoyer
without the love the recieve from trainers and people they would once againe begin hyper evolving and destryt he universe again
anon
is that why they enslave pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why its always a random child who saves the day in pokemon, because its hte innocence and love between humans and pokemon that keeps them from evolving into super powerful planet destroying beasts
shrimp
interesting theory i like it
anon
deep
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon arent esnalved its literally creating a producting and healthy outlet for their need to battle and evolve
BigSadEnjoyer
mew is what the default state is
BigSadEnjoyer
ditto is every pokemons ability to evolve
BigSadEnjoyer
any pokemon could evolve into ANY other pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why there are pokemon who are literally just human objects and ideas
BigSadEnjoyer
like ghosts, or a keychain
shrimp
does this mean randomizer runs are canon
BigSadEnjoyer
because htey evolved to better get laong with and live with humans
BigSadEnjoyer
yea
BigSadEnjoyer
sure ig why not?
shrimp
just a silly thought...
BigSadEnjoyer
SLOWPOKE
BigSadEnjoyer
basically humans are the reason pokemon dont destroy the universe, because of friendship and bonding :D
BigSadEnjoyer
also in sun and moon you literally go through a dimensional portal
BigSadEnjoyer
and you visit a planet where the bond between humans and pokemon broke down
anon
do you have a take on the forbidden pokemon lore from the leak?
>>64035
BigSadEnjoyer
and all the humans were and pokemon were killed off with one single ultra beast being the sole life form left on the planet
BigSadEnjoyer
because that what happens when pokemon arent treated with love
BigSadEnjoyer
they just hyper evolve until only one reins supreme
anon
..........
anon
>>64035
there are like stories that were never published by game freak that were leaked by hackers as part of their generalized leak of assets
>>64038
BigSadEnjoyer
>>64037
OH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT umm
BigSadEnjoyer
how humans and pokemon can have children?
BigSadEnjoyer
yea that is 100% canon
anon
yes and also the darkness lol
anon
damn
BigSadEnjoyer
it makes sense though because pokemon are hyper adaptable
anon
whats the darkness
BigSadEnjoyer
what the darkness yea
anon
they were just very dark
BigSadEnjoyer
there were wars in the pokemon world its part of the history even in the childrens show
anon
with murder and things i should probably not mention if some people are sensitive about them
BigSadEnjoyer
so what u are telling me is Mr Mime IS ASHES FATHER?
anon
the biggest twist
BigSadEnjoyer
its not really a twist....
BigSadEnjoyer
if u watch teh show
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
anon
consider though
anon
what if his father is dead
BigSadEnjoyer
look at his hand
anon
and mr. mime
anon
is the replacement
anon
miming his father
BigSadEnjoyer
that would be sad but also kind of cute
BigSadEnjoyer
mr mime is just trying to take care of his trainer
anon
and his trainer's mum
BigSadEnjoyer
no ashes mom is mr mimes trainer

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