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anon
>>640120
I am going to find you and pin you down by your wrists. Then I will put a collar on you and bring you home. Then I will make you my woman
>>640124>>640123
finch
guh....
anon
This is just liberal praxis
finch
i bet im stronger than you
>>640129
anti
any praxis done by twinks is inadmissable on that base
anon
hmm?
anon
What was that lori
💛!nIOh.loris
noth
anon
really?
finch
nothing im normal. im a normal regular guy
>>640140
finch
what spell are u casting now
>>640142
finch
PLEASE
finch
im surrounded by evil witches and they're casting spells at me theyre gonna turn me into a frog or something
>>640149>>640152>>640148
finch
wehhh
anon
3
finch
stop it im gonna beat you up
>>640159
finch
nvm
💛!nIOh.loris
everything she wants is everything she sees
anti
holy shit lori how do i rainbow text
💛!nIOh.loris
gay
anon
rainbow
finch
doctor i think i might be a homosexual
💛!nIOh.loris
GAY
finch
why?
anti
.play i dont want to be a homosexual sloppy seconds
finch
raaaaiiinbowwwsss
💛!nIOh.loris
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>>640176
finch
pretty colors
anti
im finding new tricks
anon
Check this out
anon
#fish 🐟
finch
weh
anon
#catbounce >^•-•^<
me @ you
finch
every time i pull my shirt taught it hurts
anti
#ksay grubgrubgrubgrub
finch
i saw that pic a while ago twink
>>640190
💛!nIOh.loris
>>640186
ready to conquer the world
anti
im starting to think the people on this board might be homophiles
>>640201>>640203
anon
Well too bad, you didn't beg
>>640199
finch
:<
anti
>>640201
me too thats why im against twinks
anti
>>640203
every time i log on they make me suck the admin's dick ??? its really weird anyone else experience this ????
>>640206
anti
pivoted to a new bit midway sorry
anon
>>640204
Yeah, I know, that's kind of strange
finch
weh
anon
Eh... what's the point of groveling if it isn't done openly...
finch
twinkanon is bullying me
anon
Maybe
anti
twink they're gonna bonk u again
finch
im being silly
anon
I am a bit evil, yes
finch
sadist twink
💛!nIOh.loris
THAT EVIL TWINK MUST PAY!
>>640216
finch
MAKE THE EVIL TWINK PAY
anti
KILL THE TWINK!
KILL THE TWINK!
KILL THE TWINK!
💛!nIOh.loris
the twink must pay, not die
>>640220
anti
>>640219
can i have a little bit of mob violence as a treat
anon
Sure, I'll cover the check after I take you out to dinner
anti
twinkanon u have to give me 20 dollars right now for cigarettes
finch
Sorry
anon
hm...?
anon
For what?
anon
You are doing what I told you to do
finch
hhey. stop that.
finch
twinkphobic
finch
this twink is evil hes bullying me i shouldve held my tongue
anon
You know you like it
finch
gn antiiii
finch
i suppose its late where u r
finch
ur being mean 2 me....
anon
I told you to beg, that's all
finch
i have dignity
anon
I'd be more than happy to take that dignity away
finch
ur so mean 2 me
anon
Then beg me to stop
finch
pls be nice 2 me i dont want to be taken advantage of
finch
there
anon
>>640250
i understand why twinks are ganged up on
finch
hiii srawb
finch
i need a beautiful wife
finch
>>640258
when i tried to flirt u tried to take my dignity away from me....
>>640264
anon
>>640262
Oh you didn't want that anyway, quit complaining and get to begging already
>>640267
straw bury
::sad rain
GlooberPuter
^-^
straw bury
such joy 2 be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>640280
anon
>>640267
I mean this, I could without question put you on your hands and knees
finch
doubt it. id bet $10 on that
>>640285
finch
hehe yuri
anon
>>640279
I could talk about how I could tower over you or that I did this and that, but really, all I'd have to do is tell you to get on your knees and you'd do it
>>640286
anon
>>640286
I'll be sure to bring my collar so I can walk you back to my home
>>640288
anon
>>640288
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be begging me to
yngven
>>640284
id crack the shit out of maid jax on GOD
finch
weh
GlooberPuter
smooch smooch
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai write a cute short story of derrick and glegle eating pickles, but derrick never tried them before and glegle didn't like them much

derrick the ferret bounced into the kitchen, tail twitching. "what’s that green thing, glegle? smells tangy!"

glegle, nibbling a sandwich, glanced at the jar. "pickles. crunchy, sour. not my thing."

"never tried one!" derrick grabbed a pickle slice, sniffed it, then nibbled. his eyes widened. "woah! zingy! like a flavor explosion!" he scarfed three more, cheeks puffed.

glegle chuckled. "you’re a pickle monster now, huh?"

"best snack EVER!" derrick held one up triumphantly. "try it again!"

glegle sighed but took a tiny bite. "...okay, maybe *slightly* less bad when you’re this excited."

derrick grinned. "see? friendship makes pickles taste better!" write a cute short story of derrick and glegle eating pickles, but derrick never tried them before and glegle didn't like them much
booger laptop
#ksay straw girl
booger laptop
#ksay straw girl
booger laptop
hi'
straw bury
booger ur cute
booger laptop
thank you
booger laptop
im 5'7
straw bury
ur only one inch taller than me
>>640318
straw bury
still cute
straw bury
:3
straw bury
>>640318
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
booger laptop
#ksay straw girl
anon
hey everyone
booger laptop
FUCK YOU TWINK ANON
anon
I'm not twink anon, i'm the other twink anon
booger laptop
ily
anon
in my travels I don't think I've ever discovered somebody cool
anon
You can tell that he is not the real twinknon because he does not use correct capitalization and punctuation.
>>640336
booger laptop
source?
anon
I will have you know that I take English language conventions very seriously!
anon
>>640331
I will make you my woman. You will be the source of my strength as I will think of you as I am off in battle.
anon
Unrelated but I have to confess that I feel kind of bad for telling Straw Girl that I would play project zomboid with her, and then just not doing it. If you are reading this, I am deeply sorry.
>>640335
finch
wait can we all play project zomboid together i love that game
>>640337
anon
>>640333
This is true, I do feel bad. Luckily I return to my apartment with my desktop computer this weekend
anon's
>>640328
now you gave away the secret so they can impersonate you even better.... foolish....
>>640338
anon's
>>640334
#this honestly would slap i love pz
anon
>>640336
I don't mind, impersonation is the highest form of flattery.
anon
Besides, there is another cue to know if it is me
anon's
insistence on collaring and or making other people your woman
when this can be recplicated your identity is toast kiddo
>>640343
finch
im working on a really bad ass video youll see it soon........
anon
>>640340
There's an art to it, you wouldn't understand
anon
Many can imitate, but none can replicate
finch
women flock to twinkanon in a certain way
anon's
like pigeons to a corn grinder
finch
like a wuh
anon's
.play pigeons sucked into corn grinder
finch
nooo my product is contaminated
anon's
at least they go out surrounded by corn
finch
holy shit.... its like a biblical lesson
finch
thats crazy
anon's
looking back at my wife and she turns into a pillar of corn
>>640355
finch
.play the pot tool
sæкі
goodnight
anon
goodnight cutie
sæкі
go bed cutie
anon
after what you said to me...
finch
hi saeki
finch
hiii!!!!!! hi hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
and heya
sæкі
I'm gonna like faint (not rly but probably ko right when I curl up in bed w sheets weighted blanket n shorks) but I hope chu are doing okej n same for peeps I didn't see for while, while doing other stuff
>>640370
finch
uuuu sounds fun
sæкі
got sum writing work done after talking to qt but gotta get the work work done I was planning to do ages earlier n guh
anon
>>640367
I'm glad I almost knocked you out
sæкі
ugh
sæкі
tomorrow is not gonna be fun but I have less today to do I think other than work if I can get done
sæкі
oki, I appreciate u cuties n luv u peeps bwa
finch
gnnnn saekiiiii
sæкі
gnite cutes
finch
sleep well
sæкі
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and gn pretty Twink
::blush
sæкі
pow pow bang bang
finch
sae and twinky sitting in a tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g
finch
eeeeheheheuehuhee
sæкі
sleep well n nicu to see u for a min
sæкі
get ur sweet dreams n rest n same to peeps I don't see
anon
meowmoww
sæкі
gn fr turning off
finch
sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
ily peeps
sæкі
will dream of cuddle puddle
sæкі
o/~<3
fentmom
good morning
fentmom
thought it was repressor for a sec but it isnt
fentmom
i like this flag it reminds me of like freeciv nations if anyone ever played that game
fentmom
>>640399
trans fem with a dark cluster b infused soul
fentmom
meeeeeeee
fentmom
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
.play all saints day severed heads
fentmom
wheres the flag for honorary FtM
finch
hi fentmom
fentmom
hai
finch
there should be an alpha male flag for me
fentmom
where are the Wolf Tribe flags
fentmom
personally i am a bravo wolf (NOT a beta wolf) as in im the loyal lieutenant of the alpha wolf but im ready to take his place (and his concubines) in the event he becomes infirm or otherwise incapitated
finch
where are the warrior cat tribe flags
>>640413
finch
deadass
finch
i read a couple of the books but i was never a warrior cat kid. i was a scratch furry tho i bet there r tons of scratch.mit.edu forum posts from like 2015-16-17 that are super cringe
fentmom
i kept meeting beautiful people who were warrior cats heads
>>640419
finch
i didnt have access to like major social media for a long ass time growing up prob till i was like 13 or 14 so when i was like 10-13 i was on random obscure forums about my special interests
finch
shoutout cemetech
finch
>>640416
all the beautiful autistic trans women were warrior cats kids
fentmom
also the t-guys especially them lol
>>640423
fentmom
if i knew about warrior cats when i was 11 i would have loved that shit
fentmom
honestly i kinda wish younger me had a massively autistic and proud friendgroup as a kid instead of going to a ghetto ass school
>>640424
finch
>>640420
the warrior cat girls r now men and the warrior cat boys r now women
finch
>>640422
i drifted between friend groups but my main group thru the end of middle school and all the way thru high school and to the present are all nerds n dweebs
finch
hella autism and probably half of us r some sort of faggot
finch
.play clown core computers
fentmom
my brother bumped into one of the autistic guys i forced myself to hang out with in school
fentmom
hes like my age, no actually hes older, hes like 29/30 and still in pubs going on about how hes rizzing them with the tism or some shit and has mates who do the same. im glad my brother just told me about this bc i did not need to find out about them in person
fentmom
>>640429
2006 is back babey wahoo
finch
the song in it was actually released in 2006 lol
fentmom
shit lets pretend its the mid 2000s
fentmom
.play css lets make love
fentmom
.play franz take me out
finch
the keyboard isolated would be so funny
finch
slowly pouring gravel onto a keyboard
fentmom
fun fact: the middle aged guy in this band left it bc it was too "unprofessional"
fentmom
what do you expect from an electroclash band from brazil bro
finch
i love silly bands
finch
the guitarist is so pretty whattttt
fentmom
the singer is like the only "famous person" other than cobrah i find attractive
finch
.play hanging on knower
fentmom
yea one of the guitarists looks kinda twinkhony in a pretty way despite being a cis woman
fentmom
need me a cis shawty who look mtf
fentmom
f t mtf
finch
wait ive heard this song a billion times without knowing what its called
fentmom
this is like one of those songs which unknowingly is the backdrop to your early teenagehood
finch
it reminds me a bit of the fratellis who my mom made me listen to when i was a little kid
fentmom
.play untouched the veronicas
anon
:glegle:
finch
.play chelsea dagger the fratellis
anon
::glegle::
fentmom
chelsea dagger is a classic white british person wedding song
finch
its just ::
finch
yay
fentmom
.play you're a woman i'm a machine
finch
the next song that i queued is not the same vibe so i can skip it if u want the bassist in that other song just reminded me of it
fentmom
no skipping we listen to the whole dj set !!
finch
it will kill the vibe
fentmom
sometimes you need something different to act as punctuation
fentmom
i said that to the derrick fan the other day bc we went on a long ass walk and then sat down and she was like "oh i like that you sit down randomly in the middle of long ass walks" and then i said something rly wankery like "long walks need punctuation"
fentmom
also this is good i like it
fentmom
oddly reminds me of cibo matto??
finch
this drummer is a machine hes crazy louis cole
finch
human drum plugin
finch
same guy who was in the back of that van if you saw the video a bit ago
fentmom
i appreciate stuff like this bc it functions both as pop music and "musicians music" if yknow what i mean
finch
like its v poppy but u can tell that theyre super super skilled
fentmom
like there's high fidelity on the drummer and suches part
fentmom
i remember my ex giving me grief over pop music i liked bc the keyboards and guitars werent complex enough but she liked the cure which isn't that complex so
finch
.play its all nothing until it's everything knower
finch
holy 2000s
fentmom
go crazy from the moment i met u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finch
i fw this heavy
fentmom
not sure what to think about the steampunk rave in the video
fentmom
you have no clue how much this song is played on like
fentmom
british tv, at british weddings, at football games
finch
lol i grew up listening to it in the us
finch
altho my mom is a huge fan of irish and british music shes such a big elvis costello fan she brought me to london when i was like 11 to meet him
fentmom
my brother made like a playlist with songs like this called "ITV music" (itv is like the nega-bbc)
finch
the singer lowk looks like me
fentmom
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friends said this singer (johnny jewel) looks vaguely like me
fentmom
i dont think he does but hes like. my vibe i think
finch
the only pic i have of myself on here doesnt illustrate my point its mostly my jaw and im anglefrauding in the pic
finch
::finch stare
fentmom
>>640503
hey this is a picture of me
finch
dr pickle
finch
when i was little people told me i looked like ed sheeran... that made me sad
finch
evevn though i have dark hair
fentmom
if someone said that to me i would make them pay .
fentmom
ed sheeran doesnt seem like a bad guy but theres something lacking there
finch
ok this song is more recent of that band i played earlier this is a more jazz heavy album
fentmom
oh i think my friend showed me this track
fentmom
.play msi shut me up
fentmom
honestly i feel like im all three of them
fentmom
you ever noticed how the drummer is the most buff guy in any band
finch
i knew id seen it before
fentmom
>>640520
knowing my genes i think im ready to take this picture in like 20 years time
>>640525
fentmom
slightly gay dad
finch
listen 2 this shit bro.......
fentmom
ok im gonna play some real hoes scaring music
fentmom
.play still house plants more faster
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im gonna play some real jerking off rlly hard music
finch
just kidding
fentmom
for some reason whenever that buddy holly song came on i would like
fentmom
sing the lyrics but make it about fat sweaty gamer girls
fentmom
my friends thought it was funny at first
finch
????????????????????????????????
fentmom
why do these gaaameeerrs never shoowwweeerr
finch
this is giving rob zombie
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