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straw bury
ah whatever i like the pulse vectors
>>641158
straw bury
and its a new alien show at least
>>641159
0.8706% not booger!boymodewng
>>641156
i believe you
0.8707% not booger!boymodewng
>>641157
i don't believe this
straw bury
i am genuinely looking forward to watching the new piece of alien media i say as a tear trickles down my face
>>641161
0.8708% not booger!boymodewng
>>641160
this is the biggest lie i've ever heard in my entire llife
anon
Yeah they look way way way too clean cut and too like SWATy too
anon
They are dumb boot marines
anon
they should look like they shave with a bowie knife
>>641171
anon
And like they ripped the sleeves off their uniform because of the humidity
straw bury
like theyre gonna be smoking a big ass cigar while on an active combat mission in a jungle planet
anon
Exactly
davesprite
14901.gif
::hello_chat
y'all my desire to post art is becoming overwhelming
i am dm'ing everyone who is involved with the game just to send them random screenshots because i want to post the art on the internet and i can't yet
nama
my page on neocities is getting interesting
i even added a miku miku beam (and subscribed with 5 dollars a month to be able to upload .mp3)
straw bury
they should have "born to eat xenomorph pussy" written on their helmets
>>641174>>641172
0.8709% not booger!boymodewng
>>641164
i literally do this
anon
>>641170
>xenomorphy pussy so good you don't notice your tongue dissolving
0.8710% not booger!boymodewng
im big and toujg h
davesprite
>>641170
are these american soldiers or something
straw bury
united states colonial marines baby oorah
>>641177
nama
estragos unidos
davesprite
>>641175
if we had a war with sexually dimorphic aliens that was at all evenly matched and involved occupation you just know the americans would fuck everything that moves
davesprite
there would be alien brothels like
overnight
davesprite
to be fair everyone would
soldiers are just like that
one of the many reasons war is BAD
some free incredibly hot takes there
war bad
wow
i am very bold today
straw bury
people paying to mate with de-egged facehuggers
>>641181
davesprite
>>641180
this is the absolute worst thing i've ever been made to imagine good lord
davesprite
i would rather a blade runner sex work situation quite honestly
morally worse but somehow less disgusting
straw bury
dave dont tell me u dont see the appeal of xenomorph pussy
>>641184
davesprite
>>641183
they're a solid exoskeleton that fucks you in the face right
there is no pussy on those things
nama
when i imagine aliens sex appendices i tend to be fixated in imaging clogs that function together in a sex activity
penis cloacas and vulvas are overrated
>>641201
davesprite
>>641185
it would be like sticking it between two boulders
0.8711% not booger!boymodewng
>>641187
what the fuc is wrong with you
davesprite
they don't have a hole lmao
like not only are they all exoskeleton
their reproductive organs are just literally in their faces
anon
It's an HR Giger design, it is absolutely meant to be sexual
>>641195>>641200
fujo
i think... i may be... i am actually a cat... meow.
>>641194
anon
>>641192
An interesting development
davesprite
>>641191
yeah sexual and also completely unfuckable
sex as a predatory weapon
davesprite
like, they are all sort of asexed but have a female form
that seems like an evolutionary adaptation if you stretch for an in-story explanation
anon
I'm gonna make that little mouth moan
davesprite
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yeah i do not like this conversation lmfao
::sbahj
davesprite
although i would be willing to like
go on a date with a xenomorph
i just don't see sex happening
0.8712% not booger!boymodewng
>>641191
u r unbellieviably horny it's ridiculous
anti
I'd have a loving lesbian relationship with a xenomorph
anon
#poll xenomorph wife? / yes / no
anti
#ksay xenomorph wife xenomorph wife xenomorph wife
straw bury
that one part of alien isolation where ur ssneaking thru the medical wing and the xeno like crawls out of the overhead vent awakened something in me
0.8713% not booger!boymodewng
>ssneaking
embarassing how could you make such a foolish error
>>641210
anon
>>641201
That's kind of how alot of HR Giger artwork is. Stuff that is both mechanical and sexual
>>641217
straw bury
>>641208
>embarassubg how coould you make such a foolish error
0.8714% not booger!boymodewng
>ffoolish
i saw that you can't hide from me
>>641212
straw bury
>>641211
meow meow meow nyaaaa purrrrr booger i love uuuuuu gimme headpats plsssssssssss
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
is she a nice wifey?
>>641216
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
just got here
0.8715% not booger!boymodewng
image.png
chat i'm already in arabia invading egypt (i wanted a monopoly) anyways, this came up, should I get involved for the memes, and if so, which side shoudl i be on
straw bury
what beats fire? water. but water still lets u go faster while swimming if u have fire. curiouse
>>641221>>641219
nama
>>641218
actually those fire hydrants beats fire better
i mean those chemical ones
straw bury
>>641222
yeah and then u drop the boiling water on the fire and what happens then huh?
>>641227
0.8716% not booger!boymodewng
fire doesn't boil water
nama
fire EXTINGUISHER
im so dumb wtf
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641216
don’t they eat or rape people or something? if we were the only people in the universe and there was no risk of her doing that yes but if there’s risk of her doing that no
>>641245
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641223
that says Lot about our society
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gloober
straw bury
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay straw bury
straw bury
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay straw bury
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiii
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay rose
straw bury
#ksay rose orlando rose orlando in da building
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay rose orlando dot bandcamp dot com
anon
>>641226
There's is a risk of her doing that, but if you keep her happy and sort of deal with it correctly, she won't hurt anyone else.
>>641248
anon
So she's still dangerous, but she'll listen to you if you do a good job
0.8717% not booger!boymodewng
EWWWWWWW
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641245
:( I don’t love that
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641249
omg epic hadn’t seen
straw bury
i saw rose orlando once............. i never saw anyone else ever again..............................
>>641262
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
straw bury
#ksay glaa glee gloo glee glow
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
rose orlando stole my songs I wrote all the rose orlando songs for a band called β€˜the tiles’ in 1995 but I rose Orlando destroyed all the records and stole them
>>641275
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleble
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleh-bleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleh-gleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
straw bury
#ksay glee glee
0.8718% not booger!boymodewng
>>641252
spooy
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay buryshoe
0.8719% not booger!boymodewng
spookky
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay ksay is my goat
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay that's what i'm talking about. that's why he's the mvp. that's why he's the goat. the goat.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>641249
awww this ones cute
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
hi hi:)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641268
very cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay he was a serial killer who bragged about killing people and he professed and confessed to being a demon in human form
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>641268
:derrickshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::derrickshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13508.png
::glegleshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
9738.png
::buryshoe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641275
nih uh nuh uh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay it's over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
15633.png
::derrickshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13508.png
::glegleshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
the holy trinity
finch
shoes
straw bury
>>641289
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO GATHER THE WANDERING SOULS INTO OUR INFINITE EXPANSE LET EVERY BLEET GUIDE THE MASSES TO THEIR DESTINED ASCENSION

(link to bleet)

rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wow
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
woah
finch
what the fuck
straw bury
omg the overlib herself
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay i love glayglay
0.8722% not booger!boymodewng
>>641300
what did you put here...
straw bury
>>641310
its when like something doesnt make any sense i think
finch
when something doesnt conform to like how we understand space and topology
>>641317
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play joi instructions mommy dom
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WOAH
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.good heavens
straw bury
rip older men
0.8725% not booger!boymodewng
new horny poster twink anon has been replaced
>>641327
anon
Rose Orlando...
anon
what was that....
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
tbh i am thinking about kissing a boy n having him call me mommy atm
straw bury
right?
0.8726% not booger!boymodewng
>>641327
ur
anon
>>641332
You openly bait me into DMing you and you know it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
well, do you not wanna dm me?
finch
i wantwd twink to dm me and then he bullied me in public chat
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cute, i love getting bullied in public :3
finch
wehh
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ok I lied I lied I was just jealous of rose orlando of roseorlando.com..
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont like this ai slop
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play cute boys kissing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.skip (video skipped)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play cute boys gay kissing moaning
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
boooo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.skip (video skipped)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play cute pretty emo boys kissing on the mouth
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.skip (video skipped)
finch
every time i get up from bed i almost pass out
straw bury
us marines kissing B)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
straw bury do you wanna kiss?
>>641360
straw bury
>>641359
r u a united states marine
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no
straw bury
thats fine i will send u a draft notice
straw bury
omg look its me and rose
straw bury
me and rose in the barracks at the marine base
anon
You wear volcom clothes?
finch
girls kissing???????
finch
women kissing is illegal actually
>>641372
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its ok im a boy
straw bury
boygirls........ p-pretty.......................
straw bury
uh i mean semper fi oorah motherfucker
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u guys think i look like a girl or a boy ??
>>641376>>641381
straw bury
>>641373
u look more like a girl
fentmom
woman
anti
wizard battle
straw bury
definitely see rose and think woman
>>641384
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>////<
straw bury
:3
anti
i love casting spells
straw bury
WE JUST NUKED THE BUILDING............................
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
image.jpg
what’s urs chat
straw bury
posted up in the swmg music video with an hk g36
finch
>>641391
im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust
straw bury
>wizzas
finch
>>641394
❌❌🚨🚨
anon
>>641391
I am going to make you bite down on your pillow and (redacted for hornyposting)
>>641404
anti
>>641398
if i didn't have a wife yea probably
straw bury
>>641398
she is a girl and yes i would
finch
>>641398
rose orlando is a woman already and i totally would
straw bury
i fucking hate phonk im so mad that i like this
anon
.play phonk music or something idk make it very annoying for strawgirl
finch
.play mango trollge phonk sigma brazil india
straw bury
.play sulfuric cautery chainsaws clogged with the underdeveloped brain matter of xenophobes
straw bury
.play pig destroyer prowler in the yard
straw bury
.play dopesmoker remastered
fentmom
i sincerely listened to phonk at the gym once
>>641413
anti
.play de hardheid je buurman is een terrorist
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641410
that’s good ur a listener they say to listen and such
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
le badass?
straw bury
im gonna make a goregrind trollface edit
>>641419
anti
im installing fallout mods
anti
any recommendations
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I want to play total war I think
>>641424
anon
>>641415
trollface edits genuinely make me inveert my skin and bleed everywhere because I cringed myself inside out
>>641420
straw bury
>>641419
ok but what if i put a shitty overlay of starbelly by pig destroyer over it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need someone to grope my hips rn its so fucked uppppp
>>641425
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
sidenote if im meant to be a boy why are my hips like that???
0.8730% not booger!boymodewng
guys lets start counting
0.8731% not booger!boymodewng
1
anti
2
0.8732% not booger!boymodewng
3
straw bury
4
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play trap queen
anti
5 :D
straw bury
prying out teeth for information by sulfuric cautery: badass huge bloody chainsaws on the cover art

trap queen by fetty wap: no badass huge bloody chainsaws on the cover

:/
finch
fetty wap is imprisoned like 2 hours from where i live
anti
guy on the drums is going crazy
anti
my old drummer would just play the pornhub jingle over and over if we didnt give him any enriching activities between takes
>>641443
finch
i wanna play guitar in a band
>>641445
finch
>>641441
thats how drummers brains work
anti
I'm permanently looking to start a band i almost have together with wife
finch
what kind of music do u like 2 play
>>641450
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641424
I’ve never played the mideivil ones but I only own napoleon and rome1.
>>641453>>641458
straw bury
i only listen to harsh gorenoise
anti
i play keys and vocals
finch
you should hmu and i can send u guitar
>>641457
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641453
wow thank you! I have
anti
>>641455
im gonna shelve it for now but if we find more worm musicians we can do a long distance band
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641458
yeah
fentmom
according to my friends the best ever is three kingdoms
>>641470
anti
libpol inhouse band when
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello everyone
finch
live jazz band on libpol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i suddenly became very aaaaaaaaa
anti
rose do u wanna join the libpol band
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yurrr
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i do, thatd be fun
anon
>>641460
Three Kingdoms is fun, I like it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>641469
find out on roseorlando.bandcamp.com
finch
fair music plug
anti
i dont have the brain power for organisation rn but i will keep all this in mind
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
idk the old ones feel more substantive to me in some way
straw bury
yall dont tell anyone but if u go to roseorlando.bandcamp.com u will hear the best music ever.........................
>>641504
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i will play bass
anon
>>641476
That's funny... I thought you were talking about how you could beat me up just a moment ago
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
but I
finch
ummb i totally could....
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i could totally beat ppl up mhm
finch
just because im shorter and weaker than you twinkanon doesnt mean i couldnt beat u up
>>641488
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and you totally shouldnt try to like restrain me n pin me down n stuff cos id like totally beat u
>>641487>>641488
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
thats enough gorenoise
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641486
friend been showing me wcreemo they like
straw bury
this is an excerpt from my journal btw i saw this at a bus stop yesterday
anti
the only competent person in our band was the drummer
anti
(porn hub jingle guy)
straw bury
regular afternoon in seattle
finch
twinkanon is building a tgirl harem
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u guys wanna join a band n be stage gay n also fuck during band practise ??
>>641501>>641508
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this is important for the success of a band
anti
let me throw over the video >:(
finch
>>641498
it makes the band sound better and it allows musicians to Sync their Rhythms
straw bury
one day i will give off the same vibes as the guy in the cover art of prowler in the yard by pig destroyer (but female)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641478
djs hate this one weird trick!!!
finch
ow my tits hurt
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>641486
the video didnt load for me so i never got to hear it
anti
i domt like having things up too long that cd identify me irl
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont like having my balls
>>641539
finch
we're having you fixed soon dw
straw bury
TROJAN WHORE YEAAAHHHH
>>641513
0.8735% not booger!boymodewng
>>641512
straw girl
straw bury
YUHHHHHHHHH
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
itd be rlly cute having an orchiectomy omg
0.8736% not booger!boymodewng
STRAW GIRL
anti
the good thing abt making punk is that only one person has to be competent
>>641522
0.8737% not booger!boymodewng
I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY REALYL IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY
>>641520
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then being made to wear one of those flat chastity cages tooo >//////< hhh wrufff
>>641524
0.8738% not booger!boymodewng
>>641520
OK IT'S #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>641523
anti
>>641517
if any individual part goes hard then the rest can be ignored
straw bury
>>641521
BOOGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anti
i suck at vocals but thats okay all i have to do is scream loud
straw bury
im rlly good at screaming
straw bury
i can do a rlly good clicker impression from the last of us
anti
im lightly tone deaf and i have rhythm issues
anti
thats punk rock baby
straw bury
need more bands where the vocalist sounds like a zombie on meth
anti
i shd lock in on keys though
finch
should i ask my doctor about an orchi....
anti
punk w keys is underrated
finch
if i got one id totally have to get a tattoo after with the little symbol
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>641535
very cute pic
>>641543
finch
they all need to take estrogen NOW
finch
haiiii saeki
straw bury
saeki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
heya
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why r their fits all ass
>>641547
finch
highkey theyre v reddit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys i am going INSANE right NOW
>>641552
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i want to cuddle this boy so BADDDDDDD aaaaaa
>>641552
finch
tater
straw bury
saeki do u fw pig destroyer
finch
where's twinky he keeps disappearing
anon
i'm too much of a nerd for this sort of metal unfortunately i only like awful nerd metal for dorks

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