its actually a pretty fun maneuver i wish i could practice it whenever i wanted

ru licensed

: D spellig yeah!

this is an automotive board

yep heh good ol clutch horsepower intake yep

i want to get really good at driving

[YouTube]

i think im going to keep my student driver sticker on my car forever cos people give u lots and lots of space

>>64273
u need this one

30 mph before pushing through barricades or doing a handbrake turn ✅

don’t actually be stupid with your car though. it’s fun to have a lil safe fun but it’s the leading cause of death for young males I believe. my doctor when I got a checkup is also in emergency med and said ‘avoid drugs car fatalities and suicide and be careful who you sleep with and ur all good 👍 “

the leading cause of death in young males is getting shot

>>64280
: (

that’s why you need the defensive driving

weave ur car around the bullets

have you seen the movie drive with Ryan gostlinf?

>>64281
i have a 1/34 scale porsche cayman s

ooooh

I have a 1:1 scale beat up kia

i took it from cvs

: 0

yeah : D (totally not cvs fbi agent)

I’ve stolen from goodwill before cause I heard they aren’t really very good to their employees, and no monie, but I’d be scared of cvs with the cameras and all

they keep messing my stuff up though, but that’s just one cvs, I go to one at the local target now and they’re great

beep beep!

where would you sell it?

ebay

i have like 5 of them im going to sell them together probably

is the packing material expensive?

>>64300
no i have a handful of bubble mailers from usps that i got for free

smart.

i needa get smaller ones, its pretty cool they just send em to ur house

oh cool! that’s convenient.

do the wheels spin? I guess for a desk thing maybe you don’t want that- whoooah - ok what if there was a tiny emergency brake that would be cool. guess you’d need tweezers though lol

wheels spin and doors open

yeah i wish the wheels locked they keep falling off of my desk which is kinda why i wanna sell them

lol that’s funny. next time model blimp-oh no!!! it’s windy xD
after that finally the model cement factory

oh don’t do many j turns or anything though. bad for the transmission if you’ve got an automatic

>>64314
hi

>>64316
i think youre funny

“if you are going to ram from a stop, its generally better to ram going in reverse. this is especially true with a front wheel drive car. a front drive car can drive without any part of the car behind the driver's seat even attached (more or less). if you want demo derby races, they will often drive primarily in reverse for ramming because it also puts a huge amount of crush zone steel between you and the target, and you don't destroy your radiator. if you blow up your rad getting away, you may not get very far at all before the engine seizes” oooh interesting

pfff, she will NEVER finish re-typing my last post before I can finish this one- whah- too powerful!!!!!

ok-this is epic : D

wronkly snoot

shoes and pants look cute,hope you didn’t take that in a toilet stall though and it went CLICK really loudly heheh

don’t use the train as a toilet stall either xD they HATE THAT

Nia went to a monetary and learned king fu and has come back to free our land of evil

the promised one

>>64334
I like the dark and misty and texture in this one and the one below it

>>64344
existing

anyways debating on closing myself off from the world and simply disappearing into the mountains

never to be seen again

Nia will find and take a picture of you if you do

so you would be

ur gonna have to live a happy life instead

>>64355
what am i bigfoot

Nia is a pro grass toucher you couldn’t escape

thats crazy but im attuned to the underground and dark/damp places

doggy : D

ooooh let’s see

awww that’s a very nice dog

ignore seeing me standing in the reflection

big looking eyes lil cudly body bristly lil whiskers

shes a little gremlin she fucking attacks geckos outside and brings them to me

she also screams at people

she’s got that hunting dog in her

not howls or barks

screams

she’s all energized!

>>64392
damn i wish someone would triangulate my location

>>64396
false

I think I know another girl in chile actually

nia!

>>64401
its actually all a trick to get someone to visit me in this hellhole

bees

bees

but ive complained about it for a million times already, but ill do it again. I HATE FLORIDAAAA

NO ONE IS HERE EXCEPT UGLY BOOMERS AND OLD PEOPLE

>>64408
no im twenty

I visited once and the waitress at the chicken restaurant was cool and made a nice joke about how fancy I asked for water

>>64409
ur in florida wth...??

>>64412
no in in washington

>>64415
ur on the opposite end from her- you’re like her evil wtiwn. oh wait no that would be Alaska nvm

im sleeby

all of the cool and cute people are in california or washington or something

>>64416
havaiii!

like wtf

and cali is a shit state too

never been to cali wanna see it some time. massechusets too

>>64424
why does everyone wear the same hairstyle and eyebrows wtf

go to a hair stylist and get bangs

I don’t no worries I just have deranged hair I never cut

hairstyle is because us boymoders need to hide our boobs

no as in the "parting down the middle to reveal the entire forehead"

oh frik off the side sucks and also im too scared to get bangs

stop that

chad move shows confidence. strap a knife to your forehead to show you’re badass

also pluck ur brows itll help

that sounds hard none of my relatives do that

>>64432
sexy >~<

>>64434
i do

oh actually the one trans girl I know irl does and she’s very pretty despite being dysphoric sigh

>>64438
her. i hate male dogs because they have penises and hump shit

but they horni

girl dogs are nice too though

mine never did but maybe the neutering was earlier or slmethibg

>>64438
#kiss

HAHA I KISSED LORI BEFORE ALL U BITCHEs

>>64444
uhhh but I’M lori’s most considerate kisser cause I don’t kiss and tell hmph

>>64444
#kiss
sexual harassment

>>64446
;—;

>>64449
#kiss

hi

viewing messed up shit on company time yahoo

>>64453
ive posted my unsee a million times already honestly half the people here have seen my face

what's an unsee?

>>64458
picture share with autodeletion

and save prevention though it doesnt work against someone with a brain cell

oh alright i see

>>64461
didn’t know that but you can just screen shot tbf

that's pretty cool

>>64465
lol okay unsee

>>64463
yeah exactly what i mean

this glegle with the long freaky tongue is freaking me out a lil bit

great minds think alike ; )

it’s not on my phone just the desktop site. I heard it only appears to people who it’s about to visit- and then they die!!!

for some reason my name was destroyed and wiped from existence for a mere moment >>64473

>>64473
literally me

>>64477
id give her a smooch

>>64479
oh thats a very squished glegle then

>>64483
thought the right foot was a pp. talk about awkward

>>64491
isis on that thang

they hold up the one finger to signify 1 god-Allah. very big on the monotheism those guys

>>64491
wha

LORIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>64498
yes ma'am

>>64499
#describe (A group of stuffed bumblebees sitting on top of a green blanket.)

>>64499
holy shit you got a whole lot of them

>>64504
IVORY HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hey recima

ivory how are youuuuuu

im at work right now and im using company time to browse libpol yahoo

>>64509
awsome!

what the hell how did you get so many of them

chriistmas miracle

skogsduva

skogsduva <3

ivory i don't remember do you want a hot recima gf
(she will ask you how your day at work was and send you pictures of bees whilst asking you personal questions)

>>64497
y :(

>>64518
bee

>>64519
skogsduva!!!

:O

ivory did i scare you away

sorry :(

>>64527
i dont believe you

im sleepy beepy

my bees are sleepy beepy too

i just got papers to wrok on sorry lol

ivory hi sorry for scaring you away

scared? why would i be scared?

somebody just comically dropped a pile of papers on my desk like in sitcoms and dramas

>>64516
this

>>64539
hehehhee

>>64541
hmmmm no they'r egood

ivory can u tell me no pls

>>64546
now that i can slap

or yes but no is more likely

>>64547
no? what do you mean?

wait im sorry im not following

>>64516
in reply

beside this is a huge window of excel spreadsheet and im getting dizzy looking at all these cells

am scared

>>64553
hmmmm

that's a good deal actually

you need to eat food or breath air to not get dizzy

it does have negatives though
like me telling you about my work day

one of them I think

>>64559
what is your work?

do you work already?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

something something marketing something

WOAH

WOAH RECIMA THATS AWESOME

yea i get 30 usd a week

how did you score that job what did you do?

>>64568
connections >~<

ivory i sent u dm

i may sleep soon
am sleepy gal

>>64571
whenever you sleep you actually die and another version of you wakes up in your place

your conscious existence ends the moment you fall asleep

>>64572
#this (waow)

did you learn that from a talking marshmallow gmeister

>>64569
waow based based based

>>64577
i wish

#itsover (55)

i dont understand how bags of fat on chest is alluring

is it like

the magic of the brain

wired in our genetics

ivory i can send u a boob pic and u would go @

genetics + development allowing things to turn out as programmed. breasts are much larger on humans than other species. one theory is when most mammals mate the female arches the rear so the male sees a big curve, breasts look similar. dunno. seems to have been selected for

"waow"
liking boobs is a cardinal virtue

>>64585
why are u sending people boobie pics

PFF

>>64588
i send to (almost) anyone who adks

aks

aaks

hmmm

asks

>>64586
no fucking way. i like boobs because it looked like ass to my ancestors?

>>64590
i refuse to ask

no boob picture for u then

>>64600
oh my god

>>64595
which are also lumps of fat! how deep does it go!!!

boobs have nipples which are like

idk

>>64600
it goes deep
balls deep

cute things

>>64603
> _ <

>>64604
yea <3

>>64603
hehehe :3

>>64604
they are! lil pink guys

>>64601
nipples are awesome

they’re so nice to feed children and all very generous body parts other organs should be more like them

i wish my nipples were larger and more sensitive <~<

>>64613
what

I want my eyebrows to create pens for when my friends don’t have a writing utensil

maybe its because i wasnt breastfed a lot as a child (my mom almost always used breast pumps) that i love the thought of yk

>>64614
that causes poor orthodontics

probably one of the only legitimate "looksmaxxing" shit that came from the horrid trend was mewing, which is just proper orthodontics

just striaght up sipping that teat

ivory do you like milk

I would like to too. it’s so nice being close to someone and intimate. I guess it’s a time when women penetrate others huh

>>64618
im lactose intolerant actually

;—;

but i still do drink milk

>>64620
i couldnt imagine

what if we drank milk together >~<

>>64622
big farter

>>64615
yea but my teeth are

wait

orthodontics

lactase time

my teeth are good id say, i only have one bad teeth

I luv my teeth

>>64630
orthodontics arent focused on singular teeth, but jaw position

my teeth are crooked like a britain

>>64635
Powerful statement

>>64625
i dont fart, i shit

>>64632
wait so

underbites and overbites

hmmm

i dont have those fortunately. i didnt thumb suck as a child too

you were lucky

babies who are bottlefed tend to not have their tongues resting on the upper plate of their mouth

my tongue is quite short ?? i guess? i think its normal actually

bees in bag

>>64644
thats a lot of bees reci

what are you gonna do with em

ivory what if we held hands and the bees also held hands

>>64646
pollinate a field probably

>>64648
that's cool!

>>64647
hahaha that would be bee's knees

wat

oh you dont know about bee's knees?

that's like one of my favorite things

you don’t know about the bird? the bird bird bird is the word

they have six legs

#ai what does bee's knees mean?

"Bee's knees" is an expression that means something or someone is excellent, outstanding, or of high quality. It originated in the 1920s and was commonly used to describe a person who was highly admired or respected. It has since evolved into a more general term for anything considered top-notch or exceptional. what does bee's knees mean?

ivory

gumbus looks

wait a minute!!

ummmmm

my work computer doesnt play mp4s lol

they should just make inflatable breasts for baby bottles!!!

>>64659
gumbus is inbred please be nice

and you could just deflate it after so you don’t lose space