hi

i wish the past didnt follow me so much

>>64870
#hug

.play a quick one eternal earthwom

.play bloodhail

>>64861
I've not had sex in 6 years and I'm dying

#ai describe a scenario of president barack obama walking up stage to a band playing live to thousands of high class guests, dropping his pants, and laying a big fat dookie on the floor

It was a grand evening at the White House, with thousands of high-class guests dressed in their finest gowns and tuxedos. President Barack Obama had just finished his speech on economic reform and was making his way back to the stage to join the live band for some entertainment.

As he walked up the stairs, the smooth sounds of jazz music filled the room and all eyes were on him. The crowd cheered as he reached the top of the stage, smiling and waving at them.

But then something unexpected happened. As Obama turned around to face everyone, he suddenly dropped his pants to reveal bright green boxers with little white dollar signs printed all over them.

The audience erupted into shocked gasps and nervous laughter as they couldn't believe what they were seeing. But before anyone could react further, Obama squatted down right in front of everyone and proceeded to lay a big fat dookie on the pristine marble floor.

The once prestigious event quickly descended into chaos as people screamed, covered their noses or ran away in disbelief. Some even fainted from shock while others tried desperately not to step in it.

Meanwhile, President Obama stood up calmly with a mischievous grin on his face before pulling up his pants nonchalantly like nothing had happened. He then picked up a microphone from one of bewildered musicians' stands and addressed the stunned crowd,

"Thank you all for coming tonight! I hope this will serve as a reminder that sometimes we need to let go of our egos and remember that we are all human beings." With that said, he exited offstage leaving behind an unforgettable memory for everyone present. describe a scenario of president barack obama walking up stage to a band playing live to thousands of high class guests, dropping his pants, and laying a big fat dookie on the floor

>>64888
now i know that we're REALLY on libpol

trump is what republicans made fun of biden for being except 5x worse

>>64903
he has a few gaffes but it's honestly nothing compared to listening to trump string together nothing sentences off the top of his head

>>64905
i didnt watch it but from what i heard from a few liberal friends, people were incredibly overreacting

nah he would've lost

i start school tomorrow

i shart in 2 weeks

only the first and last things are cool the middle one isnt

same reason why normies thought the mafia was cool

>>64956
just depressing innit. a rat race of death and stress

>>64962
>>64963
shuttup

thats cause astericks are for bold

>>64968
>one joke
americans, everyone

oh no it was an ai command

>>64975
irish

ireland is based wtf

im part irish

>>64986
what

use 7zip

thats not the point!!!

WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR

>>65005
.play watermelon rubberbands fart sound effect

>>65007

oh they can stack now interesting

ireland pride flag when

>>65011
some crimes can never be forgiven

very interesting

>>65018
#punt #hug

>>65022
#hug #kiss

is that a cock

destroy all sex

>>65030

sight reading sheet music is the original guitar hero

recima time

>>65041
OMG ANIMAL

anyways bitches should i get outta bed

i made that

>>65048
i don't have webms

>>65052
i was not expecting this lmao

no one ever does

the nervous milk drinker

even me?

>>65072
\' more snakes and more planes

>>65072
#imgflip

rat inna sewer

timer

why she got a gun

do you not get strapped when u answer the door

no i do

h-haha

recima
realcima

THEYRE ISSING

timer

ping me when this timer is off

pretty robots

I hope I didn't miss much

its the start

I see..

ah.. finally

resizable wormwatch

HPAYY NW ETEYAR

imouto demooo

>>65103
#give

>>65095
#fish🐟

thanks opna

kireiii....

im a boymoder

>>65111
#change boy snoy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sneedmoder

I wish I was a robot girl

if i was robot girl i would do things

i would take pictures and live a quiet live

WAKE UP

WAKE UP

i dont wanna wake up

im slepeply

does anyone else also make squeaky dog noises when they wake up

unintentionally?

>>65122
no i just make IW8gef 8pE F PeGDW s

idk just like mmpphhhh noises

most slice-of-life anime I've ever seen

its really really beautiful and sad

and i like sad things

bushido lol

I'm the big sad enjoyer

that makes a lot of sense..

im a recima

>>65133
watch yourself!

don't make me get the crowbar

just wait..

>>65146
#slap

.play [YouTube]

they should invent edible makeup

uwu

#itsover (56)

hi

what the sigma

what is so good about this vs the normal board

you can see me typing in real-time

that makes it worse does it not

can this at least be optimised better

>>65164
depends, for a chatroom like experience its better imo, its less like a board

true

more discordy

i kinda get it but how is ther ever gonna be a real split for legbutt

>>65170
yea but this has cooler features

>>65171
thats not rly the goal of the site :P

>>65179
ur mom

is gay

#rekt (58)

idk u def dont have to like politics to be here but cant u at least understand the utility of lie a leftist coalition gathering space

im not gonna participate much i dont think but i still think it's a cool idea

>>65171
livetyping

live synced video player

actual moderation

>>65193
this is the big part tbh

::weed can do this on 4ch*n can you

its insane how we have blood and bones inside and stuff, disgusting

>>65155
she has been divorced

I luv you my blood and bones and poop <3 thanks for helping me be me- but yeah I dunno I guess I imagine my arms is like made of skin all the way through, it’s hard to imagine opening it up, I’m so used to its current form

>>65196
awww really cute

oh god yes I have acid reflux and a sensible diet and am not over weight it sux

you gave him a good lil life :3

hmmmm I dunno I saw they had side effects my throat is sore but not too bad, only a lil raw

I know :<

no it’s really based!!! I’m adhd too! and haven’t taken my pills yet. I’ve been taking famotifine (Pepsid) 10 mg every morning but tag I don’t know. I guess I used to be scared I’d be weak and different for taking powerful medication every day, and I’m a little over that, but now I’m scared I’ll have bad digestion from weak acid and maybe they’ll make me stupid. I think they had very very slight mental effect but maybe I’m being silly

>>65229
same i used to have crazy bad acid reflux and like a month on a ppi and i was saved

very cool classification of medication too, proton pump inhibitor. scifi

Proton-pump inhibitors (PPIs) are a class of medications that cause a profound and prolonged reduction of stomach acid production. They do so by irreversibly inhibiting the stomach's H+/K+ ATPase proton pump.[1] The body eventually synthesizes new proton pumps to replace the irreversibly inhibited ones, a process driven by normal cellular turnover, which gradually restores acid production.[2]

oh wow its actually a permanent thing

whoah! I remember seing a chart about effectiveness of drugs for problems and they were above opiates for pain they were like 98% or something crazy

I think I saw a gastro as a kid and had to take something and felt pushed around and dumb and reacted in a dumb way

that’s good : )

so do you have any acid feeling in the back of your mouth or sourness normally?

I should actually keep a food diary because I did eat 2 pieces of bread and a piece of chicken and some rice with oily sauce right before bed. it couuuuld be bad lifestyle this time? would that give you reflux today?

#say dick 'n' balls

>>65248
#slap

>>65249
#punt

yeah exactly

I’m fine on weight so I guess i thought food diaries were silly. jeez you’re such a good influence. I think I’ll just do a lil physical notebook. I hate typing a lil. puts me in a different place mentally and I get distracted

it is it is! I learned about memory and I think a lot of it is tied to spatial information, and a physical book has physical locations and relationships for every word, and touch integrated too. a screen is just a magic vision

>>65251
#kick

fun fact you can hit up on your keyboard to repeat your last post

fun fact you can hit up on your keyboard to repeat your last post