shower done!

>>652755
wtf

when I was a kid I was rude to the punks in Camden bc they were bad

im a punk but for rules and institutions

that’s what I said to this guy telling this girl I was with that time wasn’t real and was unfairly imposed on all of us

I told him I wanted the boot of rules and society and god on my cheek 24/7 365

I am too good at talking shit to shit talkers bc he had no response

ive seen what he was saying on twitter before and it vaguely annoyed me

>>652769
oh no not that lol

>>652751
hello cutie

>>652750
yes I will

Sometimes... sometimes I hate being tall

>>652781
interdasting

k. keep me posted.

>>652778
got to bed

>>652787
fuck I’ve been tricked into this happening yet again !!!

im not gay I just like gay uhhhh

yes

this is known of me

I like people who are either like chubby or they look like bird

>>652798
Do you like tall skinny white guys with dark hair that have motion

>>652805

>>652803
meow

>>652804
yes but they don’t exist around me at Least in a swagful form unfortunately

>>652812
mmm you see that's why you need to immigrate to the US and then promptly leave with me to move to Costa Rica

>>652815
midwitGODs

>>652814 I always wanted to do a bit of illegal immigration

>>652818
Grab my sailboat, cut a small hole somewhere inside the berth for you to hide, sail across the ocean and ba

>>652820
If I could crash at your place, I actually would consider traveling to Germany or whereever you are

All of the Euros I know are Russian, so I can't exactly travel there rn lol

If you ever want to go to the most backwards region in the Western World, you can head down to Baton Rouge

>>652820
hell yeah

>>652828
The River is nice, in New Orleans it is fun to go down to the Riverbend and hang out. Lot's of baseball fields and stuff along with a short walk to Audabon park

>>652826
trying to remember the small Dutch town I stayed in it was very nice

>>652831
it was like south of utrecht

Audubon

Yeah, it'd prob make sense to go to Europe rather than anyone come here lol

it was leerdam I remember now

>>652843
It's both more likely and less likely than you think that you'd get caught

Very rarely are people getting nailed for committing a single crime once

im scared to do it bc ive been sent to court before

I've shoplifted pretty consistently when I was younger but eh

People never looked at me weird because I do not come off as a shoplifter

.play Rush Tom Sawyer

I've done assault and like theft. Oh and alot of illegal stuff with driving.

Oh and I stole the moon

I've never done graffiti, seems fun

I was gonna go to like an anarchist rave place in Holland but we didn’t get round to it

>>652866

>>652873
in Utrecht or in hamsterdam I forgot

2024

need to find a picture of me in Netherlands

im 28 and look 18 lolz

>>652883
nice shirt

>>652889
thx it’s my most prized shirt

>>652893
You fw turtlenecks?

>>652895
yes I don’t have enough I keep losing them

>>652883
#throw

>>652896
Land's End had a sale on them for like 10 bucks each that were nice

I also have a few nice cableknit ones

>>652907
That's how I dress :(

And someone I was talking to did say I look like a serial killer :(

>>652911
During the summer I wear brighter fits, this is winter, with a peacoat and like some nice pants, then my boots are flashy normally

there were so many trans ppl walking around the Netherlands it was crazy 2 me

>>652918
You just hate to see a white boy comfy and turtleneck pilled

>>652925
You just pull it down, it makes the whole act much more aggressive too

Grab the shoulder, yank the fabric down, cronch

Alright, idk if this is possible, but can I try out for my college wrestling team? I have years of experience in grappling. No clue if I could do it tho. Would be cool if I could be a student athlete tho.

>>652936
Given that I know college wrestlers, this is somewhat likely. Wrestlers are like the most cracked people, wrestling is a good base for MMA not really because of how useful it is (though it is highly useful) but also because it really really has that hardcore culture

>>652945
You should!

It's fun out here!

smoking cigars for dinner because I had like half a chantilly cake today lol

Dutch ppl sound American when they speak English

except bas rutten

>>652960
I had a dutch calculus professor and he had an accent where he sort of always dragged things with an "sh"

pc exclusive

>>652970
zizek

I got lines on these cd cases fam

>>652977
sort of yeah

you can amend other peoples including ur own posts here im unsure how tho

>>652990
>>652988
American USA

>>652984
#edit this post to remove the link but it won't actually delete it just kinda hide it

https://voca.ro/1mZwfhgdyU2I

Fent Talks

>>652995
you also sound like you have Skateboard 🛹

I have the worst voice ever

https://voca.ro/1g5Z8lUIEcNS

tax credit pod cast

>>653004
I am younger than 29, but can I cohost anyway

sorry for the sound of bugs dying in the background . I am very poor Anglo Irish boy living in squalor

I imagine that all Euros live with dirt floors in constant misery

Alright what should I read aloud

As a warning, of my only three insecurities, my voice is one

it won’t let me post my latest pod cast

https://voca.ro/1hdyUNwlNwxs

what does my voice sound like

>>653025
I used to tell my friend bed time stories except they would revolve around gay sex and I would then tel him to never ask me to tell him another fucking bed time story ever again (he never asked me in the first place)

>>653035
im fitzthistlewitz 2.0

British gamer funny video man

gay ass fucking phone won’t let me listen to Rose Orlando

now it’s making gay beeping noises

https://voca.ro/1fr5QnvO22CK Crisis

I want to do a podcast with one abrasive co host who hates me and some over person who just talks about gross kinks in the background and we ignore him mostly

>>653064

no longer skater USA 🛹 🇺🇸

>>653062
Hello

>>653067
which role are you

>>653069
the non voice training voice

why take a deer all when there’s fresh amphetamine derivatives on the market

>>653076
the one u posted was the non skater voice trained one just now

definitely north Germanic but not Scandinavian the accent is more apparent

nona reeves

I would tell my bedtime stories but none of you are ready for that

P.A.A I have been listneign to those Dutch guys sing every day now

PWA sorry

these three dudes pissing about in a park singing

I think u posted that

>>653070
idk

sure 1 sec if I can find it on phone