anon can we sit together

>>6342
if you keep bothering April on this one I need to know too and I think she’s keeping the secrets of love from us because she’s really smart >>6388

>>6388
but I’ll sit with you in advance anyway : )

lays my head in your lap

libpol

>>6345
shit the whole prancing around in front of others thing always made me think I was too smart for it but I should actually probably do this

no you should date me

maybe I’ll just make a really ‘me’ account which will chase away those not super like me and only check it like once per week

>>6394
don’t you already have a boyharem?

no lol wtf

i have a body pillow with a boy hoodie on it

but she's a girl

based tool use Homo sapiens stay winning

anon ummm

>>6357
libpol!!

>>6404
yeah I’m always on here I’m just silly about the name usage. is that recent? your hair must be tough to deal with. mine is much shorter though I’m growing it out. looks a lil frizzy but haha you should see mine

seven days ago

it is very tricky to deal with

I bet! does just shampoo and then conditioner every few days not do it? I think that’s what my mom always did she isn’t really fancy but you know takes care of herself while not spending too much time on it, which imo is an important consideration- how much you actually want to spend on looking nice rather than just going with the flow in either direction

it does but also i am incompetent

I mean the boy hair washing method I learned was just get it into the scalp and it’ll go from there but I bet there are some youtube videos to watch for longer hair washing

anon ummm

ummm ummm

anyway the hair in the inside of your face in the shadow I think retained its moisture and has a very pretty tone and luster.

>~< thamk uuu

>>6404
you look like a woman i'd see while shopping in whole foods

>>6415
women are like canned tomatoes
you can find them in the grocery store

>>6416
so true bestie

come back to bw recima plz

who are you

this is just like the comics books having a civil war arc! I don’t actually read comics books because they cost money and super heroes were never my thing but I think we’re headed for a major super powered mega conflict!!!!!!!!!!!

allllllright okay anon are you an anon over there or a trip

ok it’s over never mind maybe next time

not actually that anon

oh

I said I was going to bed over there but I’m addicted to my phone so I checked here

oh

>>6421
both

alrifh >>6427alright

uhhhh
i'll give a quick rundown i guess on some two things on why im here a bit more

uhhhh
this is bitchy but the first reason is that i've just been avoiding some trips over there; but i wont name any names

second reason is the bigger reason why im over here more though; being that lp has fewer technical limitations than bw

bw as a code engine is old and dying and silly, while lp has cool stuff that bw wont be able to get in backported updates

and because you created the sure don’t forget that

>>6431
#change sure site

>>6431
i did not create lp

hehehe I just thought it was funny 2 different people asked you that in like a month. you have a very powerful presence I guess. girlboss

people always used to ask me if i made bw too its just crazy

anon do you want to cuddle

plz recima

plz what

i miss you

who are you

im a bit sleepy

>>6439
not me sigh I need a name

anyway I washed my hair and I’m STILL on my phone. I hope I wasn’t being stupid towards you picking parts of your body or objectifying you. I was probably projecting because I’m bad about washing my hair. it would be cute if we had a hair-wash off but that’s probably my silly sleepy brain. have a nice night

time to recima

......

#smartai how to recima

#ai how to recima

idk how to recima help

libpol~

would you hold hands with a recima?

>>6452
yes

>>6453
omg me too!

>>6454
omg breastie

I planted a bomb on this site. You have 24 hours to diffuse it.
timer

>>6456
done. that was ez

the timer is still going

yeah but i defused the bomb. the timer is just aesthetic.

oh

thats not fair!

well..... you can always plant another bomb and ask us to defuse it again..... it was fun to try and not explode....

anon!

and anon!

hello :)

hellocima

how are you?

sleepy i just woke up

woah

sleepy anon

what are the passwords nona

>>6472
you just lost the game

i dont play the game

i never consented to the game

hmmmmmmmmm is it possible to lose the game if you never consented to playing it?

>>6471
what

>>6476
i can lose it but its unethical to make me play

>>6477
schizo image that qr codes to a cool schizo website but it's all just a larp

>>6471
omg i love qr codes!

>>6479
does the site play sound for you cause i showed and friend and they got spooked by the sound but it doesnt play sound for me

>>6480

>>6481
hmmm i don't remember there being sound but i only went there once like days ago

okay yea this is just a larp

it's a very well made larp though, i commend it

HOWEVER

i am stealing this as a qr code design

yeah it's very cool and swish and makes u think you are entering a forbidden contract with the devil

i would reocmmend making the font a little less contrasty cause some readers don't work with it very good

hey anonnnn

do u wanna do contracts with meeeeeeeeeeeeee jkjk unless????

>>6489
i think they used a monospace font which is good but then they messed it up on some lines which then makes it not good

specifically lines 1 4 5 22 anddd i give up counting

shit ur right i didn't even notice that....... qr code discounted, no longer cool or swag.....

if there's some password involving those lines maybe that's cool idk tho and im not gonna look

like uhh

ADEV
advent? idk

triple-layered schizoposting information hunter ARG

read section 2.1 of layer theory to leave the contract

there is no leaving the contract

its lying

oh

it wont let me leave

what if there was a qr code but t led to a picture of my boobs >~<

i just wanna go hom

e

>>6506
>>6507
the contract is your home :) haha wleocme home ;) haha :)

>>6505
i think that would be harassment unless u told ppl first

oh

>>6505
would be cool but also >>6509 but also >>6511

>>6508
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ya u cant just flash people

you could put text on the qr code that says "this will go to pictures of tits" or something

does anyone's else's eyes just sometimes leak eye cum

not tears

eye cum

>>6514
true true

>>6517
like the little crunchies that come out of the corner of your eyes that the sleep man puts there ?

inner or outer corners

?

uhhh inner corners, near the nose

yes those but they aren't crunchy for me?

:o wet eye crunchies. hydrated.

more like boogers but eye cum is a more entertaining term

i do know what you're talkin about, i get em sometimes too but usually leave em for so long they turn crunch

mine are usually crunchy

>>6526
i just eat them

free protein

.

idk if they have protein, but they may have whatever else eyes use

eye protein that my eye muscles use to get big and strong

swole eyes

not to be confused with swollen eyes

swollen eyes: go to the doctor asap
swole eyes: wow nice gainz i love it

should i post my eye >_<

yes

(if you are comfortable with it)

>>6536
recimole

!!!!!!!!!!!

omg pretty >~<

cool eyes

which one of you is april

me

woah

april eye

aye

i like how april is always anonymous and everyone always knows it is her

ITS NOT FAIR

yeah u deserve to be truly anonymous

april you have very lickable eyeballs but in a platonic way

people always say this. why do people want to lick my eye.

because i want someone to lick my eye

>>6552
thank u nona u get me

at the same time i am flattered ppl recognize me

identifiable posting style = federal target..... watch out....

the feds cant catch me

stretchy eye

april do i have lickable eyes

idk i dont wanna lick eyes

oh

i once talked with someone about olives and they said they don't like olives because they look like eyeballs and i said that olives are cool and that when i look into my phone (black screen/black mirror) it looks like my eyes are lil olives and i wanna pluck them out and eat them

i dont even like looking ppl in the eye let alone licking

weird i dont think olives look like eyes

but they are yuimmy the green ones at least

i prefer blacks

the duality

>>6569
#editai add "olives"

oh

>>6572
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6569
nobody take this out of context in a weird way

DAMMIT

#itsover (7)

its ok ppl will be able to use context to understand

how are there so few #itsover (8) 's on this site

#itsjoever (9)

cause #itsbegun

#itsonlyjustbegun

#itonlyrecentlystarted

aw

#itsmorbingtime

#usay opworm add morbing time opworm add morbing time

#morbo

morbius

#ksay i liked when i said morbious i liked when i said morbious

what if florb from florb's fashion fest was actually a shorthand for the name florbius

#florb

idk what those words mean

https://libpol.org/fa/1415
y'know florb's fashion blog

>>>1415 ➡

oh

idk im not a fashion person

Not me but florb who is not me should make another chapter

yes florb is definitely not you

it is merely a coincidence that all of the A tier shoes are also ones i wear

i could just tell from the typing style

>>1422 ➡
recima posting toes

no that was just a stock image

POSTING FEET FOR FREE?

sorry i mean florbo posting toes

do you want my toes

>>6606
you HAVE to charge for those piggies recima. know you're worth

not rly

>>6607
no not really

by advertising those as a free service it gets people's curiosity opened more on the rest of the package

including my 32 A business assets

feet pic loss leader business strategy

although with those im a mega prude and almost never have them uncovered

lemme see if i can find an old pic tho

>i'm a prude
>let me find a picture of my naked legs to post online
recima is a treaure to be protected

you FLOUSEY

posting feet for FREE

flexible

anddd
we'll go with two more

im wearing a shirt too

horny on main

IM NOT HRNIY

tsk tsk recima

yes

oh

😔

yup

wtf that's just me showing off a bruise

showing off ur body = horny

oh

ig there is a tiny bruise

i have no idea wtf caused it

ouchie

sometimes i end up with random bruises

since they can take a couple days to develop u bunmp urself forget and then like how i get this

do ur joints like whats the term hyperextend?

genu recurvatum

>>6650
yea

thats neat

only some

i feel like i have rly rigid joints

i hope that one day when i'm standing or something that one of my knees totally fucks up and goes full in on the wrong direction so i can sit in a wheelchair and always have a blanket on me even if it's in public

thats certaintly a take on being disabled

rn i don't get too much out of the legs

they mainly just let me do smexy poses and hurt when i walk too much because i suck at walking and let them extend all the way each and every step which then puts extra pressure on them where there should not be extra pressure

u should not do that

i do it subconciously.....

u r a conscious being u r powerful

u can overcome this

tl;dr

if you ever are on an irl date with me then FRICK WTF

yayyy another quad for me im the best #oracle () - April, August 17 2024

tl;rd if you are on an irl date with me to a place that involves a lot of walking then you should make sure at the end that i didn't fuck up my legs too much

IT ALWAYS CALLS ME CRINGE

>>1111
>>2222 ➡
>>3333
>>4444
>>5555

i got half the quads so far

i am in bed lmao

NO

>>6630
very funny, keep the good times coming

IM NOT HORNY I SWEAR

uhuh

how can i prove to you that i am not horny

idk i believe u

so cool >~<

libpol

libpol

I think you should grab the cute lil girl thing by the back of the neck or Better by the body supporting weight on the bottom, NOT under the head like that

piblol

piblol

>>6682
anon are you going to hold me

y'yknow... as an example of how to do it.....

wow recima you're pretty

awwww, thank you anon :) why are you flirting with me do you have a crush on me are you a boy or a girl what is your name what is your age are you a pervert

haha im not interested in you recima

okay

eh frick me ima play terratech some

pistpol

have fun!

>>6693
meeeee :3

>>6694
idk i have mixed thoughts on the game (actually very straightforward thoughts)

wonderful concept but the development team just.... idk they're just weird

that’s how it was for me(maybe) with this one stream green light game I played where it was top

>>6696
i'm mostly upset that 90% of the time the devs show off community content and builds rather than working on new stuff

granted, in some ways i get it; the game's engine is probably old and stuff but it's kinda silly how..... idk i'm just dissapointed generally

>>6697
top down focusing on small scale robberies, which is more what I wanted payday to be-action with a few pistols and all, not huge human wave assaults

I thought the idea of spore was cool too maybe I should give it or games like it another go because that has execution issues too

spore was neat; there's some guy trying to make a successor to it called "elysian eclipse" but idk how it'll really go

>>6698
awww yeah that’s not a great sign

its only one guy working on it i think; when he really should have a team

granted; he has gotten further than i thought he's get so good job but idk, he should *really* get a team

>>6700
I remember seeing a few games meant to be successors

>>6698
rnt they making a second game thats prolly why theyre not updating the first

okay im done and thoroughly dissapointed

play war thunder it has tanks (dont play war thunder)

i will not play war thunder

goof

good*

thank you anon you are so sweet >~<

im gonna play wra thunder tho

can you let me watch

hmm

ig i could stream it probably

woahhhh

lemme setup twitch

okay!!

they made it way harder to find the key

keymoder

anonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ya

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hi

im just getting it set up

anon hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

cause i havent streamed on this

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

https://www.twitch.tv/microplastique

its being weird i think

yeah its not working wtf

#itsove

#usay april april

#usay apple apple

ya

idk why its not working

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ur so coooool

do u ummmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i give up idk why its not working

my internet is 100% capable of streaming ive done it before

it's okay sweetie

shhhh

>>6572
hey april did you post this

ya

its over

throwing myself off of a roof now
(a metaphorical roof)

:(

i'm scared

shhhh

it'll be okay

shhhhhhh

hello

okay umm

do you need anything sweetie?

$5

umm

idk if i have a way to give that to you sweetie, i'm sorry

but i wanted to buy fuit gummy..

>>6763
shhhh
everything will be okay

shhhhhhhhh

FUIT GUMMY

shhh
ir

smacks my fists on the table

it's okay sweetie

FUIT GUMMY

shhhhhhhhhh

mommy will get you some gummies

yayy

gun

shhhhhhhhhhh

gun..

i want a gun.

sweetie i can't get that for you; you're too young for that

guns are free you just steal them from cops

they leave them out in the open its rly easy

sweetie....

theyre really easy to unstrap

ive gotten 3 that way

sweetie............

ya

umm
please be good

no i will be uhm #niceflip (nice)

fuck

libpol

i am panicking

oh no I will do something to help but also I don’t know what would help

it’s hard to be panicking things can be scary

shhhhhhhhhh

shhhhh