>>662299
[bro-hoof]

>>662301
yeah i can sort of convince some of these people im from The Endz as well but i talk too much about things they don't know about and they can see the tism

also the longer you're around me the more bisexual my body language is and i cant help it. it hasnt been a problem for a lot of people though

>>662304
[YouTube] i talk like this when ive had some beers

not as angry or bad just the general dialect

>>662311
ichi the killer, the war zone, fish tank (uk film not MDE)

what else

the great ecstasy of robert carmicheal is shite but is very gruesome and fun for people who like to laugh at british people

i can talk semi-rp like someone from a middle class background in a provincial town but those people will catch onto things like me not being able to pronounce "th" properly and they'll be like "u sound kinda south london"

>>662311
come and see is another classic, probably the only war film that isnt fucking stupid

>>662311
OH and rules of attraction is a complete hidden gem, it stars patrick batemans brother (no joke) in a love triangle with a woman and a bisexual man. very grim and funny. directed by roger avary who was tarintinos friend until they fell out

my favourite american accents are the very obviously midwestern ones

>>662328
idk i think the midwestern accent on women is cute

it reads as an accent to me bc im briish

oh God my voice sounds horrible lol

hm?

>>662333
i hear mine all the time bc i have like 3-4 different accents i switch between

>>662338
oh why does my voice sound horrible?

>>662342
just a content warning there is sexual violence in some of these movies. ichi the killer can read as the director having a problem with women

>>662349
this sort of happened to me except with the way tumblr t guys talk. honestly they were my first friendgroups as a teen/adult so i stole a lot of "can u not" type speech patterns from them

>>662345
Oh my voice is like deep and has uh like that sort of... I don't know what it is called but it has a weird deepness that makes it sound kinda dumb lol

My issue isn't necessarily just deepness, it's like the way I handle certain words I guees

https://voca.ro/19yltP6MwxW7 donnal tu

Give me something to read

>>662384
"if you can't handle me at my donald trump, then, you do not deserve me at my bernie sanders"

>>662387
OH GOD I HATE HOW THIS SOUNDS...

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great the welfare people are breaking my balls and demanding 3 different types of id

fucking faggots i hate kier starmer

>>662442
the only person on welfare i would shit talk for being on welfare is me mum dont worry

welfare office wants my birth certificate

just occurred to me im not going to be able to change my stupid af middle name until all my affairs are sorted out

>>662464
thank you. set me free from this nonsense

i have my birth certificate somewhere its just not something ive had to think about for a year and a half

>>662460
Oh God you just reminded me

I had the worst experience ever trying to renew my driver's license

>>662469
What does this mean!!

Just the experience of having to renew my llicense alone was enough for me to permanently oppose voter ID in the US until it figures its shit out like holy fuck

>>662479
it's because it is liberal politics

im growling like a dog rn thinking about getting all my ID documents + bank documents together. wtf do they want physical bank documents??? already humiliating enough having them see how many vapes and cigs and monsters i buy in a day

>>662490
Oh my God so I was in Texas for a couple years, they require you to have like so many documents for renewing your license and shit, it is the most annoying process ever, then it takes 45 FUCKING DAYS to mail it to you

>>662501
god whenever i was in the netherlands or talking to my ex-friend from there i was like "everything just works so well compared to the uk... like ... the supermarkets... the welfare..."

>>662509
i want to meet a multi-generational family of ww2 collabs who then specced into other mundanely evil jobs

>>662510
The thing that is crazy to me about it is like... in Louisiana they print it off and hand it to you on the spot. I was amazed that it took 45 days, then on top of that they demanded a shitload of weird documents I wouldn't expect to be necessary

>>662512
somehow my friend lucked out and got 1500 euro a month for being trans + bpd + autistic + ptsd + anxiety etc

Like how is Louisiana more efficient than your state on this, Louisiana is infamous for corruption and inefficiency

she got it like on the first try as well??? i was the one who coached her thru it and i dont think she was grateful enough lmao

>>662523
Then I realized, oh yeah, voter ID laws, they don't want it to be easy, they want it to be as soul crushing as possible

shes a cunt you dont wanna know her

shes the definition of a "rat king/queen"

>>662533
she lives rent free and 1.5k is enough for her barring all the stupid miku figurines she wastes money on

>>662536
Yeah the name of the game is disenfranchisement

>>662542
yea she only goes outside to hook up with morons/actually bad people and then complains about it to her discord underlings... what a life !!!!!!!1

>>662561
listen im like politically authoritarian but im a great believer in that a master and a servant cant be friends, friends must be equals or slightly above/below eachother but not to the point you're barking orders and shit

my favourite friendships have been with people who i respect who want to learn from me, very interesting adults, and people on my level who i entirely "vibe" with

i dont think im very funny in the sense i make people laugh i think i just come up with bizarre scenarios and such

>>662595
im no president or king im simply a first of equals [YouTube]

>>662600
i just simply want well funded institutions like schools that working class children are funnelled through so they can get actual jobs and not amazon warehouse/weed dealer shit. and i believe in an element of paternalism. iPad and vapes have fucked us all. sports betting too. so much fucking rot and destruction in my life

>>662601
SAMMMEEE

>>662613
older gens too. i was at a girls house and her mum was just on the iPad looking at stupid fucking reels and endlessly buying shit and "borrowing" money from her daughter to buy more shit

older gens and some working class communities are also drawn in by ai aesthetics sadly and a number of them find it hard to tell if ai is real or not

>>662615
True, I yearn for the mines

>>662621
yes i think about this happening in schools quite often. my right wing opinion is that classrooms should have bouncers who throw disruptive students out so everyone else can learn algebra in peace. that would have solved a lot of my problems

>>662623
andrea dworkin mafia

there is power in a union

met this t guy once who danced with me and he endlessly rambled on about union folk singers from the us. it was super cute

anti sometimes i feel like you're some sort of dutch version of me and vice versa

sadly i am a twink and you are anti twink and would kill me with a rock

hell yea !!!

>>662661
let me get some ca$h and return to Normal World so i can go travelling and shit again id love another trip to the netherlands that didnt revolve babysitting some eva obsessed histrionic

>>662667
hell yea in the squat?? awesum

>>662662
You can hear my silky smooth voice