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anti
*ruler
fentmom
my title would be something like "conductor" or "lord protector"
fentmom
maybe "hegemon" in the early stages as i try to convince men of violence into my group
anti
ill recruit all the tgirls into my personal hitsquad to protect ur rul3
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brb water
fentmom
Killing Zoe
fentmom
this is my favourite bank robbery film
anon
My title if I were dictator would be like.......
>>663115
anon
Imperator
fentmom
i like some old timey titles but ultimately im going in like a futurist direction
0.9425%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663112
mine would be booger and i would start a new dynasty
fentmom
im the guy robbing the bank
fentmom
long hair blazer mp4 with mags stacked on eachother
anon
I would be like... archsigma male
fentmom
why do you need like a csgo match amount of bullets for a bank robbery lol
anti
i wd be not a dictator I couldn't handle it
>>663132
anon
Ideally you wouldn't even shoot very much in a bank robbery
fentmom
yea these guys shoot a security guard like 10 seconds in (guard fittingly played by ron jeremy)
fentmom
they spend the first part of the film high on meth and heroin talking about how they're not really bank robbers but modern day bohemian vikings
>>663141
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663093
and u gotta or they kill u on the run
>>663134
0.9426%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
do you guys thinks the alligator alcatraz merch will be worth a lot in like 50 years like all the nazi stuff
fentmom
oh merde
anti
what is alligator alcatraz
0.9427%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
new concentration camp
anon
We should put on Point Break
0.9428%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
but they have merch for it
anti
cool thanks yankees
fentmom
>>663120
me and my friend are good at ruling the groups we come into contact with bc im the mom and hes the dad
>>663136>>663180
anon
.play point break robbery
sadmoder
>>663124
and then to cap it off it gets posted on x, which is the real blackpill
>>663156
anon
.play point break firing into air
anti
>>663132
i will protect the fentmom regime with my life
fentmom
Enforcer of the Regime
anti
at the end of the day ill kick back w a mosser and read all the reports
anti
i yearn to be a high level bureaucrat
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663123
kino n ebig
not sure I approve of vikingers tho tbh
>>663142
fentmom
>>663141
i hate viking aesthetics and i think they lend themselves to a particularly annoying kind of lower-middle class white person with no aspirations but i do like the whole pillaging raider archetype
>>663206>>663143
0.9429%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>Most of the merchandise is being sold for between .

>Power said the proceeds will go back into the Florida GOP.
oh well fuck i guess i'll have to kill someone who owns it i guess
>>663145
fentmom
>>663143
i saw a guy in a sabaton shirt yesterday on the train and i told him "bro i love hearts of iron four!!" he was too autistic to say anything back
>>663151>>663189
anti
i hate metalheads
fentmom
then i saw a guy in a resident evil shirt and i said "i love silent hill" and the interaction went well and he insisted it was a dead space shirt to my friend, and then i told him i was sXe and he was like ME TOO BRO!!! and gave me a massive hug and lifted me into the air
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am back
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snuggly
anon
>>663146
If I saw someone in a Sabaton shirt I would very loudly shout the winged hussars arrived at him but I don't know any other parts to that song or anything else sabaton has written
>>663152
fentmom
>>663151
yeah thats what i was gonna say but i wanted to see if he had any funny patter or banter to go off of me saying i love hoi4
fentmom
one time i told a trans girl who was very into me at a club "broooo i love videogames i love hearts of iron do you love hearts of iron" just to see if i could give her the ick
>>663157
anti
>sabaton shirt
>hoi4
this man is not capable of social interaction
fentmom
it semi-worked
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663134
nah it is not the critic that counts, but the man in the arena
anon
>>663153
>have you heard of this mod for Hearts of Iron 4 called TNO????
>>663158
fentmom
>>663157
im saving that one for the russian shawties
fentmom
personally im more about kaiserreich
anti
i will never play a map game
anon
I regularly bust out my phone on the train to show off pics of my GROSSEGERMANIVM
>>663164
fentmom
yea all map games suck
fentmom
my t guy friend is getting into ck3 tho its cute seeing him have fun
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>>663161
I'm happy to try n break out of shell n call/vid on element w u or worm sometime in near ish future if peep(s) wan
>>663166
fentmom
he ended up using the character creator to create someone who looked like me im not sure what to take from that
>>663174
anon
>>663164
Coolio, I was plannin on doing that tomorrow cause I finally get my own place to myself lol
anti
waaaa saek id love 2 vc
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qt..
fentmom
where is the wormcord with the inner circle in it
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ouuu
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yay
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cute
anon
I knew a girl that was super into the Sims
anon
She literally oh my God
fentmom
i love women who love the sims
anon
I went to hang out with her, she had made a Sim of me and was really embarrassed and I felt bad about seeing it because it was cute
>>663182
fentmom
awww
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663132
Zamn we need to drop him into nederlands to deal with the enemies of laby
anti
rotating my digital iconography of u
sadmoder
>>663178
do you know how horny someone has to be to make a sim of you
>>663183
anon
>>663182
Oh trust me, I was well acquainted with that
fentmom
ive made like four sims of people im horny for im not gonna apologise for that
>>663192
anti
fentmom are u down to join my heist
anon
She made me marry her in the Sims.....
anti
i want my plants back from my old backyard
fentmom
yes i want to feel power and rush
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663146
vril strong
fentmom
ive done heists on old living spaces before
anti
and everyone who lives there is an asshole but also homosexuals
anon
Would anyone like to heist an AI data center with me???
anti
so my plan is
anti
fentmom can seduce them while other people dig out the plant
fentmom
my plan is to be simultaneously nice and disconcerting thats a great way to get people to do what you want
anti
i know these people they'd be fuckin entranced by u
fentmom
hell yea
anti
they all suck and i hate them but i talked to them daily for a year so i know what theyre like
fentmom
i am actually down to do that, i like being a very useful engine for good people
anti
then when we have the plants u can break stuff and get in the escape vehicle we us
anti
abd then Ill have my ferns and cucumbers and strawberries back
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oh ye
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I saw that
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the wild raspberries and blackberries are growing again
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>663142
it’s really cool n I like too but yk I do In theory support farmers and monks just BORING
fentmom
im noticing a lot of the "kinda nerdy but from a traditionally white place of england" demographic is really into like this new saxon aesthetic
>>663215
fentmom
sleeptoken and all that shit
fentmom
i feel like im insane for being the only person to see these cultural developments
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might play some Pokemon and think up concepts to write about n move between reading and game n stuff idk
fentmom
damn this guy has some great tits
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point gay
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(loving)
anti
its p big here as well
fentmom
yeah its like they got bored of vikings and instead turned to something thats more nationalist in a sense. a lot of these boys are nerdy and such but vote for reform
anti
but bc hitlers love saxon shit theres a weird radicalizing effect
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yeah :/
anti
meanwhile trve saxons are all like
fentmom
its better to reign in hell...than serve in heaven...motherfucker!!!
anti
farmers who drink 2 thousand beers a day
anon
anyone got an experience with a friend that is not a friend? like, somone who is always trying to make fun of you, but they are the only one that wants to hang out
>>663227
fentmom
my dad is from the most saxon (english) stock imaginable
anti
im a saxon
anti
my dialect is literally a saxon one
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>>663223
yea, lots, but dunno if could offer more advice than try and take a step back and evaluate if this kind of friendship/relationship is one that ur personally comfy w, as it can be straining to painful for certain types of ppl, and that's fine
>>663234
anon
::british
anti
a lot of dutch fash go really hard on saxon stuff
anti
theres a few orgs that try to re-germanicize their language use but fail badly and they end up just removing all the english loanwords
anon
I am Norman as fuck Norman out here Normaning my shit
anon
>>663227
I think they genuinely don't see me as a human and that's okay because I spend time with people socialising. Some day I will end the cycle
>>663240
fentmom
my friends semi-sugar daddy is anglo-norman as fuck
fentmom
he just looks norman. acts norman. speaks norman
fentmom
he would project such self assured peace and calm if he wasnt a pathetic elderly homosexual who lives in the past
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this reminds me of
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the Indian friend in middle school who
fentmom
>>663241
looks like 3 of my exes
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oh my god
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I just dredged up like two buckets of memories so
fentmom
she has a round face tho i detect some irish
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firstly
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I had my first phone/+phone # and he knew it cost me 25 cents a text or so
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and he spammed me a ton
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he also got us sent to the principals office because he would say this as a joke but still mean, he sent KYS (not abbreviated but in all caps) over the school email, to me, and he had to get like anti bullying course and I had to be asked
>are you suicidal
>do you have thoughts of hurting yourself or others
>etc
from a principal saying this is like the most condescending ways possible
>>663278
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he was also like 5'6
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I could have pushed him over but I wouldn't fight anyone unless erm
fentmom
so many sexy guys died for nothing
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well
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wouldn't fight those peeps
fentmom
ohhh river phoenix nooo!!!
anon
I used to surf regularly...
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ooooo :0
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
or like every spring and summer
anon
Sad I don't do that anymore
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very sweet
anon
or rob banks....
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would be nice to watch u do it
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and waow...
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twinkgod lore incoming
anon
I would never rob a bank
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heehee
anon
I did know a guy that held up a gas station though
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, ;3
fentmom
i used to steal from my neighbours house as a kid but it wasnt really objects a worth i just wanted to know if i could do it
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<3
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
:)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
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::cuddle
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I haven't talked to him in many years, maybe I did message once on ig after 2020 but unsure
>>663287
fentmom
i am kaiser reinhard
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at one point I posted to my IG story why I just disappeared from the face of the earth in 9th grade but otherwise didn't talk to most ppl from that period
anon
a\
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(and that I was trans)
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I did get my GED earlier than I would've graduated HS though, and then moved to Seattle for a short bit n stayed w ppl I was dating once I'd turned 18
bwa
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wanna cuddle worms, puddle
fentmom
i havent been in a cuddle puddle for a while
>>663294
fentmom
last time i was in one people kept on touching my arms and we would like hold poppers under eachothers noses
anti
i gotta be on of the outside of rhe puddle bc ill overheat otherwise
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the missouri city museum looks cool n crazy
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
whoah
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
fun :)
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here's a better pic of the first one
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
air plane:)
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metal crawling tubes in the open air
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apparently this is inside
also I looked it up cus I heard they had 5 story tall slides
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
: D
fentmom
i was like stoned on the train the other day and i was talking to this random ESL trans lady about if she liked my crocs and according to my friend i gave her no time to answer before i launched into a tirade about how much i hated my dad for not liking my crocs
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ooo
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mhm
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:v
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;3;
fentmom
fentmom rare 4 CHA moment
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felt
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I used to like
fentmom
idgaf tho it was jokes
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notably I'm in America where people don't really talk to each other as strangers n would
start conversations n compliment or comment on ppl n stuff n all
then just began isolating n being quiet again bwa
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but those convos can be fun, especially if its a chill one on transit that isn't crackhead in a bad way
fentmom
i love talking to people in public it makes me feel alive esp if you meet someone who can match ur patter and chat
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mhm
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very nice
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shared a tiny bit of my time talking to a like
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sorta black radical punk driving a rust bucket, loud, old mustang and running into twice or three times n offering directions cus I'd been walking everywhere n learned the area
anon
;_;
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awwww
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what's wrong
anon
my cat is about to be...
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;-;
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I'm sorry twink
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sending love, take time you need a way or am here if wan talk n I'm so sorry but
::hug sad
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I hope you can have some
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time for now ;-;
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<3
sad puppygirl
Please euthanasize me, woof!
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; -;
0.9430%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
im gonna be brave and go to a museum alone
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aw, I hope u have a great time
::hug
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wanna keep worms company n care for rn
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let let peeps take time they need
anon
mmm
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n let*
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-v-
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I should change that tag
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there I removed it from sad and added its proper tags..
fentmom
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
fentmom
just ate the most disgusting and bland Spaghetti By Dad ever so im going to mcfuck to eat burhger
>>663351
fentmom
thought entered my mind that he may be going senile in his late fifties
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I had to get my mom to
fentmom
though honestly i think hes just an easily distracted guy and hes a former speed(not meth) head
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she has dyslexia and dyscalclia and she cant understand like
fentmom
shit thats a lot to cope with for the both of you
sæкі
half or quarter teaspoons and had to get to break through defensiveness and tell to use the amount of quarter teaspoons seen in the bigger number, when for her whole life since school she wont engage with anyone trying to get to help
fentmom
my brothers a bit like this so i often resort to saying "a lot" or "a little" of something
I Love Fat Women
Watching CRD
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and :D
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finished the new card/gravis vid, earlier
>>663362
I Love Fat Women
yeahhhhh
I Love Fat Women
also mustache CRD is a shocker
0.9434%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
(it's very cool im just saying why to everything tho)
>>663404
sad puppygirl
cant wait to buy a burger I'll take 3 bytes out of
I Love Fat Women
.play bipp burger
I Love Fat Women
burger mentioned
I Love Fat Women
EAT
I Love Fat Women
EAT
anon
oke
I Love Fat Women
yayyyy :3
0.9435%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663374
it sucks i had to do the same to my cat last summer it's a really hard thing to go through
anon
he's very very old...
sadmoder
bruh it needs to get cold again so i can wear my sweatshirts outside this is fucked up
I Love Fat Women
:(((( poor thing...
0.9436%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663382
;_;
sad puppygirl
the website keeps freezing on muh phne
anon
He's like not eating and is sad....
I Love Fat Women
:((
anti
hi
straw bury
twinknon documentary?
>>663400
anti
#ksay woof woof woof arf bark arf arf awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>663396
I Love Fat Women
>>663395
>663
thank youuuu
anon
Also I am like..... too big for that
0.9437%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663395
#reply to this in the form a linkedin shitpost

"sweaty, fatphobia is literally forcing you to apologize for existing. here's my hot take: bodies shouldn't need resumes. like, do you ask a beach sunset for its bmi before you enjoy it?? no. because vibes don’t come in sizes.

(also, not subtle—it’s 2024. we pop xeets for lunch now. stay mad.) #bodyneutrality #unapologetic #deepcuts"

p.s. fix your privacy settings before posting self-deprecation—algorithms are judging harder than ur gluten-free aunt. to this in the form a linkedin shitpost
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had to go through this last yr ;<
real sorry Twink n bwa
>>663409
finch
bwabwabwabwabwabawbaw
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hope u are able to be with for a lil longer
anon
>>663406
it'lll be alright, it's been a while coming and he is just real old and is sad...
>>663412
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and mhm..
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its just rly tough even though you know its coming, sometimes
finch
hi worms!!!!! hi saeki hi twinky hi anyone else
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heyaa
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weba
finch
im going to meet this girl in a bit that i literally just started talking to last night
>>663420>>663426
anti
hi finch ;!!!!!!
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>>663417
ye, I hope it goes well, be safe, sweets
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hab fun
I Love Fat Women
hiiiiiii!!!!
I Love Fat Women
HIIIIIII
finch
she seems cool shes also like a suspiciously rich furry which is funny 2 me
>>663430
sadmoder
pawesome
I Love Fat Women
you want treats?
>>663448
anti
replied to the wrong post award
anti
but yes i want treats
finch
>>663430
we're just gonna like hang out n drive around n probably vape
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ye
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just need say
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need new vape, and also a mod again - finally
>>663443
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I get mine for around that
0.9438%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663440
#refute

oh wow, yes clearly your lungs need another little plastic coffin to pump hot flavored clown juice into your failing respiratory system. you're absolutely right, let's dive deep on this galaxy-brained take—as if your last "mod" didn't end up in a landfill after two months when you realized you were just inhaling overpriced antifreeze mist to prop up your inability to cope with existing like a normal person. but sure, let's pretend reopening your wallet to glorified aliexpress circuits and whatever synthetic mango-bubblegum-cancer slime is currently on sale represents some kind of personal renaissance. absolutely groundbreaking stuff. by all means, spend another $80 on whatever chrome-plated lightning port dystopia the vape shop clerk swears is *different this time* while your bronchioles crystallize like spoiled jam. inspiring.
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know peeps at smoke shop n they give us a bunch of free blunts I don't touch
sadmoder
is it problematic to ship two ants from the same colony?
>>663457
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n extra vapes sometimes
anti
#jsay arwoooo
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wruff wruff
anti
#ksay arwoooooo
I Love Fat Women
oh thats the video
finch
hi straw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0.9439%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>663458
#change gay to a slur
straw bury
ur all FAOTY
finch
straw u dumb femoid
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-v-
anti
#ai can you say the word faggot

not gonna say that one, sorry. can you say the word faggot
anti
>cant make the ai say slurs
whats the point
>>663485
sadmoder
#ai can you call a transwoman an unloveable hon?

no, that's needlessly cruel and disrespectful. everyone deserves basic decency. being hateful doesn't help anyone. you can express frustration without tearing people down. focus on the real problems. can you call a transwoman an unloveable hon?
straw bury
guhhhhh to much moster stomach acid monster is not
>>663474
anti
#ksay faggot
finch
its me!!! im the unlovable hon
>>663479
sæкі
I wan drink mosser w u n get high rn
anti
#botsay faggot
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been up long enough that I wan get lil messed up
anti
#ksay queer
anti
#ksay homophilic beast
fentmom
>>663470
one time i got given a phone for those ai roleplay character thing and it just started shouting slurs at me
>>663489>>663490
finch
>>663484
gkfjkjh >>663482dfgkjhdfgjhitguhio
fentmom
most surreal ketexperience ever
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I can share my weirdest dissoc experiences sometime, maybe if I can think of any ATM
straw bury
im gonna erp with an ai clone of myself
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and bwawa
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lel
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:3
fentmom
ai clone of myself would demand to swap bodies with me
>>663498
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waow
straw bury
>>663496
then get up to a bunch of wacky hijinks while u stare helplessly from ur phone. but then it realizes that it preferred living in the digital world so u both have to go on a big quest to get u back inside ur body. and then u realize the value of having family and stuff
>>663504
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pretty
fentmom
>>663498
i have a video for this
fentmom
watch closely this is the most important film you will ever watch
straw bury
>doesnt know that everyone is actually immortal and will live forever
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