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anon
>>665711
It's fairly straightforward
anon
I guess there could be some sort of messing with expectations and wording, as one would generally associate spiders with being caught by, not being the one that's caught
0.9888%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
oh i just like it
anon
So when they say that "I am ever caught" it's kinda interesting the whole play with the idea of a spider getting caught
0.9889%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay strawgirl
0.9890%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
huh
anon
mm
fentphone
dae don’t go to sleep bc you’re like angry at nothing
sæкі
wh
fentphone
tf is wrong with me man I should go back on antipsychotics
sæкі
awww ; -;
sæкі
hug
fentphone
thank you friend saeki
sæкі
would gib u all of mine
sæкі
have so much stuff I didn't take
fentphone
im partly joking I don’t wanna go back on that
fentphone
made me very weepy and zombified
sæкі
aw
sæкі
yeah same
0.9891%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
.play feburary beach bunny
0.9892%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay straw birdy
straw bury
cheep cheep im a bird
straw bury
*consumes bird food out of the bird feeder and splashes around in birdbath*
sæкі
omg heya straw
0.9893%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i would you feed you like a bird
straw bury
>>665749
*vomits food into ur mouth*
sæкі
wruff
straw bury
:>
straw bury
clasic vidoe B)
0.9894%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665756
puts out bird feeder for you
>>665758
straw bury
>>665757
tweet tweet *tries to fly toward the bird feeder and smashes into the pane of glass which i was not aware that it existed and i topple to the floor with a broken wing, unable to fly anymore*
>>665760
anon
mm?
straw bury
>>665763
TWEET TWEET TE+W*YFHJSDBJHDF
straw bury
*sounds of beak crunching as i am masticated*
anon
hm?
sæкі
one sec
straw bury
>>665771
ur a figment of robo anons imagination
fentphone
ok im better now what’s up
anon
hi
straw bury
i qeuerd some bullshit
>>665783
straw bury
FUNKMASTER FLEX MY GOAT MY KING
0.9898%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665781
yeah but i still love you
>>665784
straw bury
>>665785
i wasnt aware that i had to pick u but i do
0.9900%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
don't use a fucking kleenex like everyone else... pick me ... right out of your nose...
>>665788
straw bury
>>665787
oh i dont use kleenexs i pick my nose all the time
0.9901%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
:D
straw bury
:>
anon
This is a sex thing isn't it
anon
....
straw bury
its porn but funkmaster flex always restarts it right before they start having sex
anon
fucked up
anon
do you get it guys. the joke is porn
straw bury
JAYZ KANYE WEST ON THE TRACK............ motherFUCKER.......................... PAY ATTENTION NOW THIS IS REAL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
shoutout jayz for beating the allegations
anon
did they really just show an image on screen like that
straw bury
this isnt an official video this is a radio broadcast laid over an edited music video
anon
its pretty fire
straw bury
motherfuckers in new york were just driving to work hearing funkmaster flex rewind a track over and over again
straw bury
its so beautiful
straw bury
FUNKMASTER FLEX AINT PLAYIN AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
its on the gamecube. BITCH
straw bury
YES FLEX!!!!!!! WHATEVER U SAY FLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
LMAO
straw bury
(he was delivering a baby during his set for some context)
anon
is he premiering the song live here
anon
why does he keep rewinding it bro its so funny
>>665814
straw bury
dont think so
0.9903%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665814
question
anon
album reactions before it was cool. with explosions. why has no one else added explosions to album reviews
straw bury
JAYZ ZKANYE WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
WRITE MY CURSES IN CURSIVE!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUSH IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
he invented swag
anon
erm
straw bury
police and other first responders are calling this phenomenon "flex-fever"
straw bury
yo flex run it back again real quick
anon
FROM THE TOP
straw bury
i would lick flex's crown clean >////<
anon
.....
anon
okay strawberry
anon
RUN IT BACK!!!
straw bury
....
straw bury
schizophrenia?
anon
is this how he listens to music all the time
straw bury
this is how i listen to music honestly
straw bury
just rewind at random times and groan in agony randomly
sæкі
<3 ;w;
anon
>>665839
me and strawberry were listening to funkmaster flex in 2011 premiering the then new song otis by jayz and kanye west and that was something he said
straw bury
flex was unfortunately eaten by a school of sharks immediately after he finished his set
anon
</3
straw bury
he survived dont worry
anon
He survived, but his entire body was eaten by the sharks and now he is just a head
SadChan🍉🍉
hey
SadChan🍉🍉
strawbury
SadChan🍉🍉
hey
SadChan🍉🍉
hru???
straw bury
sadchan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
im okie :3
straw bury
wat about u
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay straw
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay straw your last pathetic card yugi
>>665859
straw bury
boger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay my grandpas deck has no pathetic cards kaiba
straw bury
>>665856
i draw straw girl wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ive never seen yugio)
>>665862
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ksay exodia???? How that’s impossible???
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>665859
>i’ve never seen yugioh
yet another thing you have in common with hitler…. the comparisons are beginning to add up strawgirl im gonna crack this case wide open
>>665863
straw bury
>>665862
well i wasnt even alive when hitler was, how do u explain that? if i was hitler i would have to be like a hundred years old
>>665865
anon
i was there
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>665863
>i would have to be a hundred years old
prove that you arent
>>665868
straw bury
nuh uh
straw bury
u werent there robo anon ur too young
>>665870
straw bury
uhm, fuck
lain from computers
i summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck
>>665876
booger (phone)!boymodewng
lain i have something i’ve been meaning to tell you
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s something honestly i’ve ben holding in for a while now
pot of greed
>>665871
here u go three more pot of greed cards enjoy
pot of greed
i summon pot of weed and blaze up four hundred and twenty
anon
pot of greed has been banned for years
pot of greed
not in my underground yugioh club
lain from computers
ed, edd and eddy has been cancelled for years
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
damn booger on it, I never would have realized
anon
why did it copy paste that instead of what I meant to s
anon
>>665882
Anyway, where did you find my quora post?
anon
>>665887
I like that it was just dropped with zero context as a reply to your post
pot of greed
it's a great icebreaker
anon
thank GOD I removed the taboo section
pot of greed
i like how there are only two circles coloured for the self one on top left this is very funny to read over
anon
I didn't know how that worked
anon
I didn't know if like, okay that speech bubble next to it explains my confusion at what was being asked
anon
Because I was like "how do I have a preference for having this when I literally either have it or don't have it" and just assumed uh... you put down the thing that uh....
pot of greed
good question honestly its makin me confused thinkin abt it too, runs against the rest of the questions
anon
reading my accidentally copypasted results smh
pot of greed
no answer for receiving
>>665898
pot of greed
>>665897
receiving impregnation, but receiving pregnancy is good
anon
I don't know what THAT MEANS
anon
I assumed "having sex with a pregnant girl"
>>665903
anon
And then i was like.... what is going on here...
pot of greed
ohhhhh yeah that does make sense
lain from computers
hello pot of greed
lain from computers
you are looking lovely this duel
>>665907
anon
Now ALL OF MY ENEMIES are going to read my results....
>>665908
pot of greed
>>665905
blushes and draws three cards from my deck
pot of greed
>>665906
how terrible for the person with blue circle for orgy (( my heart goes out to you shawty
anon
I think the blue circle for DP was a mistake
pot of greed
you gotta dream big
anon
That's why I put blue circle for large dick
anon
I am very glad actually that I removed the section that had the weird fetishes in it lol
anon
Because the things I put maybe on would have resulted in my immediate execution
pot of greed
posting an incredibly detailed fetish chart with zero context would have been funnier if it's CRAZY nasty imo
>>665918
anon
It was an ACCIDENT
anon
Ain't NO WAY I am putting the crazy one in libpol
>>665917
anon
>>665914
Also nothing I did was crazy here, but it still has some wild answers on it
pot of greed
i guess it's just funny to see it laid out so plain u know. makes me lmao internally
anon
I have nothing to hide
pot of greed
evidently
pot of greed
heheheh
pot of greed
all no answer (you are too pure of heart to even consider)
anon
There is exactly ONE of these that I would be okay on, but embarrassed to admit, but if I had exactly one no answer on these sections, then it'd be obvious, so they are all no answer as a result
pot of greed
monster/alien: self FAVOURITE
>>665929
pot of greed
your secrets are revealed
pot of greed
i have one of these from like last year but it's too sincere to post
anon
>>665926
I actuallly don't know how that question is answered
anon
does that mean i want to be an alien or that I want to fuck an alien or what
pot of greed
it must be you wanna be an alien i think, or maybe just you are sexually horned up by the idea of monsters in general
pot of greed
see mothman, cum
anon
I have a BD where does that fit on the monster or alien paradigm
anon
does that make me a maybe for self
pot of greed
perhaps it's open to interpretation like fine art
pot of greed
the monster self is in the eye of the bemonstered
straw bury
whar happen
straw bury
>>665923
??????????????????????????
pot of greed
the grown ups are discussing important things don't worry abt it
straw bury
the fuck is DD/lg
straw bury
or MB/lb
anon
I think I put a note on there
anon
that was like "If I was really desperate I might calll a girl mommy lol"
anon
>>665947
oh yeah liberal? then how come I put a blue next to me, a man and a woman
>>665954
pot of greed
vanishes
straw bury
i made them up
straw bury
as a joke
pot of greed
it was just a bit, i explain to everyone, and they feel very silly all of a sudden
straw bury
exactly
pot of greed
>>665948
maybe it means you like to have heterosexual intercourse like a true godfearing american
>>665955
finch
hi worms
anon
hello
pot of greed
a good wriggling to thee
finch
we up in here Wriggling
pot of greed
finch
The Wriggler
pot of greed
we all wriggle down here
anon
erm..
nonners
who up exploring the possibility space
straw bury
>>665966
im prolly on like the bottom left of it
finch
i need an orchi sosisososososososo bad
anon
hmm?
0.9904%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain
lain from computers
how did you know
0.9905%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
lain i have something really really really important that i've been meaning to tetll you for a long time now
lain from computers
go ask your question
0.9906%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i just wnat you to be prepared for this are you sure?
lain from computers
yeas daughter og booger
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>665980
0.9907%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
ok
0.9908%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
hi
0.9909%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
^that was the message
>>665979
lain from computers
the fcc wont let me be
0.9910%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i poured my heart and soul out to you and i can't even get a response.... it's fine.... im okay..................................................... i'm fine.................................................................................................................................... the number of dots are totally not indicative of anything....................................................................................................................................................
>>665983
straw bury
i appreciate it when u post booger
>>665985
0.9912%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665986
lain from computers
SOMEONE
lain from computers
wont respond
straw bury
wow booger...
0.9913%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
erm that was a private communication
0.9914%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
you are in violation of the federal mail act for reading that and y ou will be put to death
>>665995
straw bury
gona sleeb naow gn sillies
>>666004
0.9915%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
mods crush their skull
lain from computers
>>665992
the federal what
lain from computers
dont misgender me
>>665998
lain from computers
>>665998you called me a MAIL
0.9916%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665996
their as in like their like a person like not whateva
0.9917%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
LMAO
0.9918%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
wait ur a fed
0.9919%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
?
lain from computers
fed is not one of the officially recognized genders
lain from computers
so technically,no
0.9920%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>665993
#kiss #kiss good night strawgirl i hope you sleep well
0.9921%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
if you don't i will crush ur skull
0.9922%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
so you better try to sleep good >:(
lain from computers
i am happy all the worms are here
0.9923%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
now you got trapped because whoever you don't name is gonna feel bad mwahahaha
0.9924%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
hehe glad ur back posting too
0.9925%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
for a lil bit
lain from computers
i have been working on REALLY big projects
a) minecraft
b) barely 2 hours of work a day
0.9926%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
oh i thought you were doing [literally pretend that i listed out all of your activities from June 9th until July 5th]
>>666014
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i still havent heard from her......
>>666020
lain from computers
>>666012
what the fuck
how do you know what im going to do later today tomorrow and the day after
>>666015
0.9927%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>666014
oh my god i misread 3 as 5
0.9928%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
embarassing i'm too tired
lain from computers
YOU HAVE AN ITEMIZED LIST ACCORDING TO THE DATE?????
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hru lain and booger
lain from computers
derrick phone
>>666022
0.9929%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>666013
that sucks to hear luzia :(
>>666021
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>666020
#hug i hope i hear from her soon
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>666019
lain from computers
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>666023
theres this rly pretty girl i started speaking to and she was the nicest sweetest girl ever and i rly liked her but she had her account hacked and added me on an alt account and hasn't messaged me since 12pm yesterday
derrick_phone(Luzia)
its 3am for her atm so im really praying i hear smthn today
lain from computers
oh i see
lain from computers
it'll be alright
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i really hope so :(
lain from computers
the best thing to do is be a fly strip
lain from computers
patiente and stickeye
lain from computers
sorry i am so drowsy that sounds so stupid
>>666034
lain from computers
i hope it works out 4 u as well
it'll probably be alright
lain from computers
>>666034
this got me i am laughing
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
it wasn't a joke????
lain from computers
youve got some good jokes booger
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i'm gonna tell ur boss on you and ur gonna get in trouble
lain from computers
realistically you could tell my boss im an ice agent and all my usernames have the n word in it and id get a promotion or at least 3 job offers
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
im gonna fuck ur boss and then marry him and then i'm going to gaslight him until i get a position in the company and then i'm going to abuse that position and get you fired
lain from computers
whoever my boss is probably does not eat people food let alone have sex
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
that's my 5 year plan
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
are you shrimp????
lain from computers
are you shrimp????
lain from computers
noi am not shrimp
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
u were acting similar there for a second... im suspicious....
lain from computers
that is hilarious
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
.play my mother wants me dead
lain from computers
its kero kero bonito
>>666052
lain from computers
i love the greenday chord progression
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#refute (must quote a post) this in a sigma male grindset way
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>666049
#refute this in a sigma male grindset way

ah, the elusive "sigma male grindset" applied to... *checks notes*... a japanese british indie pop band known for whimsical songs about frogs and picnics. how revolutionary. let's dismantle this painfully forced analogy with the ferocity it deserves.

first, claiming anything related to kero kero bonito fits a "sigma male grindset" is like saying a marshmallow belongs in a weightlifting competition — it’s not just wrong, it's embarrassingly incoherent. kkb’s entire aesthetic is built on pastel colors, playful satire of consumer culture, and lyrics about missing your bus. this is the antithesis of the hyper-masculine, lone-wolf posturing of "sigma" ideology. sarah bonito’s vocals are deliberately sweet and childlike, not the aggressive monotone of a guy who unironically posts andrew tate clips. the band’s music is a critique of capitalism’s absurdity (listen to "trampoline" or "only acting"), not a soundtrack for hustling to exploit it.

second, the "sigma male" archetype is a flimsy rebrand of insecure masculinity desperate to feel special without doing work. kkb, meanwhile, openly embraces themes of vulnerability ("make believe"), anti-isolation ("swimming"), and the silliness of rigid identity labels ("fluorescent"). trying to twist their work into some cringe gym-bro motivation is like trying to bench-press a cloud — not only impossible, but a sign you’ve profoundly misunderstood the material.

third, even the attempt to frame kkb this way reeks of someone who’s never engaged with their music beyond surface-level meme culture. "sno portraits" is literally about hiding online personas to avoid real connection — a direct critique of the loneliness fetishized by sigma posturing. "rest stop" mocks the idea of relentless productivity. the cognitive dissonance required to ignore all this in favor of a """"grindset"""" take is astounding braindead sigma behavior. congrats, you’ve achieved peak irony: misusing an anti-capitalist band to glorify the exact mindset they’re mocking.

in conclusion: no. touch grass. listen to "big city" and reflect on why you’re like this.
this in a sigma male grindset way
lain from computers
wow, the 'failed refute' gambit again. how charming

see here liberal i went to the record store and bought all their funko pops again. what did you do? did you post? Try to #refute (must quote a post)? Hmm?
>>666054
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>666053
#refute this text as a sigma male who is on their grindset would refute it.

ohhhh look at you, big man buying funko pops like that’s some kind of accomplishment. wow, a plastic bric-a-brac collection—truly breathtaking stuff. not impressed. here’s why your “grindset” is a joke:

1. **consumerism isn’t productivity** – spending your paycheck on plastic garbage doesn’t make you successful, it makes you a sucker. consooming isn’t a grind, it’s corporate worship disguised as a hobby. where's the hustle? flipping them? organizing them in rainbow order? thrilling.

2. **funko pops are depreciating trash** – they’re the beanie babies of this decade, except dumber and uglier. actual investors laugh at this “collection” while sitting on assets that matter. “going to the record store” lol yeah cool, tell me when you own the record store.

3. **zero discipline** – flexing impulse buys as if self-control doesn’t exist. a real sigma stacks cash, builds leverage. bet your bank account has more vinyl dust than compounding interest. embarrassing.

4. **what even is the flex?** – you “posted” too, genius. difference is, my posts demolish weak arguments while yours cope about vinyl toy purchases like it's 2015. trapped in nostalgia for a cringe era.

5. **low-value time sink** – scouring clearance aisles for pop culture kitsch ain’t a strategy—it’s a distraction. actual alphas exploit *productive* dopamine loops (gains, revenue streams) not retail therapy hauls.

try harder (or don’t, your mediocrity is amusing).
this text as a sigma male who is on their grindset would refute it.
lain from computers
YEAH COOL
TELL ME WHEN YOU OWN THE RECORD STORE
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i am the record store
lain from computers
do you want to get owned
>>666058
0.9930%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>666057
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
lain from computers
this is all so sad
>>666060
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>666059
#refute but make sure to include 5 references to the war on terror and to include 3 9/11 analogies. Also add a moment of silence somewhere appropriate.

let me play you the world's tiniest violin while unpacking this embarrassingly shallow take. first off, calling something "sad" without contextualizing it is like the bush administration declaring a war on terror without defining what "terror" even means—vague, performative, and ultimately useless for addressing root causes. just as 9/11 wasn't just a "tragedy" but a systemic intelligence failure decades in the making, your limp emotionalism ignores the structural factors at play. (moment of silence for your dead-on-arrival argument.)

second, if we applied your level of analysis to the war on terror, we'd still be invading countries based on vibes instead of actionable intel. remember when we poured trillions into desert quagmires because "9/11 was sad" and literally no other rationale? that's you right now—reacting to symptoms while ignoring the disease. the post-9/11 playbook proved kneejerk emotional responses only create more blowback, yet here you are, reinventing that wheel with extra naivete.

third, your reduction of complexity to "sad" is like blaming the wtc collapse solely on the planes—technically true, but so reductive it borders on disinformation. the war on terror should've taught us that superficial narratives ("they hate our freedoms!") only serve those in power. and since we're doing 9/11 analogies: your take is the moral equivalent of donating to a patsy-bin-laden-connected "charity" after the towers fell—well-intentioned but catastrophically ignorant of deeper ties.

fourth, unlike the myopic morons who cheered iraq war shock-and-awe for catharsis, adults recognize emotion without analysis is just self-indulgence. the cia's enhanced interrogation program was also "sad," but that didn't make it strategic or smart. unless you're suggesting we waterboard the concept of sadness itself, maybe develop an actual position?

finally, spare me the pearl-clutching. the war on terror generated more refugees than it prevented terrorists, and your sentiment-over-substance approach would just repeat that legacy. next time, hit ctrl+f for "nuance" before posting. (second moment of silence for how thoroughly i vaporized this take. rubble not included.)
but make sure to include 5 references to the war on terror and to include 3 9/11 analogies. Also add a moment of silence somewhere appropriate.
lain from computers
refute thinks the text you add is also part of the post you're quoting
nonners
why does refute think that? is he stupid?
>>666067
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i think we should waterboard more people
booger (phone)!boymodewng
not for torture but for fun
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like wipeout but if you lose you get waterboarded
>>666068
lain from computers
>>666062
in short yes
booger (phone)!boymodewng
don’t you need to ban me lain?
>>666070
lain from computers
should i try to wake shrimp up
>>666073
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>666070
the coal was only 6 minutes ago…
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>666071
yes plz
lain from computers
dont think its going to work
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>don’t think
so true of people from your generation (alpha)
lain from computers
ok
booger (phone)!boymodewng
who
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#ai who is matt watson

matt watson is a youtuber and musician known for his work with supermega, a comedy channel he ran with ryan magee. he left supermega in 2023 after controversy and now streams and makes music solo. he's also part of a band called twinsonic.
who is matt watson
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh i remember that controversy
lain from computers
yeah its over now the bot is wrong
lain from computers
wasnt it one gay grifter
booger (phone)!boymodewng
naur it was a whole thing
booger (phone)!boymodewng
super mega was fine tho it was weird
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk either way it’s your fault
lain from computers
#ai its my fault. it was all my fault. despite everything, its my fault. it is my fault. no matter what happens in the end it was my fault. its my fault. it was alwasy my fault. its going to wind up being my fault. somehow it is my fault. i am the one at fault

stop beating yourself up like this. mistakes happen, blame doesn’t help. focusing on fault won’t fix anything. what’s done is done, just focus on what comes next. dwelling won’t change it.
its my fault. it was all my fault. despite everything, its my fault. it is my fault. no matter what happens in the end it was my fault. its my fault. it was alwasy my fault. its going to wind up being my fault. somehow it is my fault. i am the one at fault
>>666089
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>666088
#refute

oh wow, what a spectacularly useless approach to personal accountability—just shrug off every mistake like it’s a drop of rain in the ocean. "blame doesn’t help"? what a cushy little fantasy world you’re living in. if nobody ever took responsibility for their actions, society would collapse into chaos. this isn’t about "beat[ing] yourself up," it’s about recognizing failure so you can actually improve instead of repeating the same disaster like some kind of amnesiac goldfish.

"focusing on fault won’t fix anything"—except, you absolute turnip, acknowledging fault is *literally* step one of fixing anything. how do you adjust your behavior if you refuse to even admit you were wrong? "what’s done is done" is something people say when they want to avoid consequences, not when they’re serious about not screwing up again. maybe if you spent less time waxing poetic about moving on and a little more time figuring out where you went wrong, you wouldn’t keep making the same damn mistakes. but no, let’s all just pretend nothing happened and hope the next disaster magically avoids us—great plan. infinitely sustainable.

ps: "dwelling won’t change it" is the kind of platitude you parrot when you *want* people to stay incompetent. reflection *changes* people. regret *changes* behavior. stopping for two seconds to go, "wow, i really messed that up," means *next time you won’t*. unless, of course, your grand strategy for life is to keep doing things wrong and saying, "oh well, past is past!" like a toddler who keeps touching the stove because you won’t let them admit burns hurt.
lain from computers
you absolute turnip
booger (phone)!boymodewng
god that makes me wanna play animal crossing but it’s so much efortt
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait wtf
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m what the frock
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m being censured
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i didn’t get a chance to read that sorry lain from macbook pro
>>666103
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what why?
lain from computers
>>666099
why did you commit my computer choice to memory
lain from computers
you will pa-
booger (phone)!boymodewng
versailles isn’t paris so it doesn’t count
>>666108
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i followed your rules you fool
lain from computers
>>666106
#refute

oh wow, what a stunningly reductive take. let's dismantle this lazy argument piece by piece, shall we?

first, claiming versailles "isn’t paris" as if that negates its significance is like saying brooklyn isn’t manhattan so it doesn’t count—ignorant at best, deliberately obtuse at worst. versailles isn’t just some random suburb; it’s literally a historical and cultural epicenter that shaped france’s monarchy, politics, and art. the palace of versailles is one of the most iconic landmarks in the *world*, a unesco world heritage site, and the site of treaty negotiations that redrew entire continents after wwi. but sure, because it’s technically not within paris city limits (even though it’s just 20 km away, basically a metro ride), none of that matters? pathetic.

second, by your logic, every major city’s outskirts must also "not count" simply because they lack the postal code of the urban core. disneyland paris? doesn’t count—technically marne-la-vallée. la défense? not paris proper, so toss it out. the grandeur of saint-germain-en-laye or fontainebleau? irrelevant, apparently. this isn’t just dumb; it’s actively dismissing centuries of integrated regional influence because you’re too lazy to engage with nuance.

third, if we’re playing the petty technicality game, then large swathes of "paris" today—like montmartre or belleville—weren’t even part of the city until the 19th century. so do they retroactively "not count" for historical purposes too? or is this just selective gatekeeping for whatever fits your weirdly narrow definition?

grow up. places aren’t diminished because they sit outside arbitrary municipal boundaries. if anything, versailles’ separation from paris proper is *why* it’s so significant—it was a deliberate statement of power, an assertion of royal dominance beyond the crowded city. but i suppose expecting you to grasp historical context is asking too much. next time, try thinking beyond a zip code.
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#c time in orleans france (10:42:51 a.m. central european summer time, thursday, july 3, 2025)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#c how much would a flight to paris cost from san antonio texas (cannot compute)
lain from computers
le sigh
lain from computers
im american so naturally i dont know where anything but mcdonalds is on a map
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what’s an american
lain from computers
its like
lain from computers
its kind of like
lain from computers
like if
lain from computers
uh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
is it like a computer
lain from computers
definitely not...................................... nothing like that..........
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if you’re from a computer where did you come out from
lain from computers
comcast
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do computers have vaginas a cagina as it were
booger (phone)!boymodewng
YEAH I DID HIT ENTER I STAND ON BUSINESS I COULD HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO DO IT BUT I DID BECAUSE IM BRAVE
lain from computers
>not the compussy

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