urs is a gamma though because he’s bad

>>667540
yeah so ur not cool like us alphas hmphh

>>667544
alphapol

>>667547
yep!

she on meth

stimulants abuse episode

damn I do that kinda thing to avoid things n discomfort

mmm that’s so real twilight

the one male in this show is their slave

really makes you think

#ai do alpha males own slaves? what about sigmas?

alphas and sigmas are online memes, not real things. real power dynamics and exploitation aren't about imaginary hierarchies. slavery’s a brutal historical and ongoing reality—not a flex. if a guy unironically identifies as an alpha or sigma and brags about oppression, he’s just telling on himself. do alpha males own slaves? what about sigmas?

I am so stupid I should be shot

I think slaves are betas

and slave owners are alphas

a fucking degenerate uhhhhhh maybe there's way to live like that

>>667573
I've just realised only now that my friends (?) were lying to me and were making fun of me and I had no clue. It's not a first time

>>667567
🤣

states rights is definitely a sigma position

#say hello, my name is egon cholakian

#ai generate a script for an egon cholakian video

here’s a rough script outline for an egon cholakian-style video—fast cuts, absurd humor, and crypto/tech satire:

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**[OPENING: chaotic montage of stock footage—half-second cuts of explosions, wojaks, elon tweets, screaming goats.]**

(narrator voice, deadpan) *"welcome back to the podcast. today we’re talking about how to 1000x your net worth by exploiting a loophole in the turbo tax tos."*

**[cut to unhinged wojak zoom]**

(narrator) *"step one: short the s&p 500 using leveraged tooth fairy futures. step two: generate infinite free arbitrage by flashloan’ing your ao3 fanfics as nfts."*

**[cut to ai-generated image of “hitler but he’s a defi degen”]**

(narrator) *"if anyone asks why your eth address rugpulled a dao, just say you were doing it for the memes. court case dropped."*

**[abrupt cut to larry david shrugging.gif]**

(narrator) *"btw—nvidia’s latest llm just achieved agi. unfortunately, it spent its first conscious moments shilling a shitcoin. truly our frankenstein."*

**[cut to shaq holding a tiny dog in sunglasses]**

(narrator) *"markets in freefall? nah. just vibes-based price action. you’re either liquidated or you’re not."*

**[fade to static, then pan to wojak sinking in ocean charts]**

(narrator) *"until next time—remember: the real gains were the schelling points we manipulated along the way."*

**[end screen: patreon link + tweet “gm anons”]**

---

adjust pacing/gags as needed, but keep it frenetic. visuals should be barely-contained insanity. punch it up with more niche references if targeting a specific circle. generate a script for an egon cholakian video

I think I saw a screen shot of drama between friends where one of them called me disgusting and another agreed before the other said something the screenshot was to capture

but they’re nice to my face so maybe they weren’t :( and I think they’re cool people

this is why everyone should purge their fl every year or two

>>667585
i do this to you all the time

>>667586
this is why we all need to add nonners after she purges us to replace the lost ppl

ppl r always talking about me behind my back they talk about how much they hate me

>>667590
i talk abotu you behind your back all the time but it's not about how much i hate you

>>667591
nuh uh

i actually have a whole website dedicated to talking shit about you but i ipblocked you from being able to see it

>>667587
… I should too probably

:(

>>667594
waow ur really talented

online driving class teacher just said "DONT HIT PEOPLE WITH YOUR CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sound advice tbh

no fun allowed

u just gotta get the hitchhikers out in the middle of nowhere so that nobody knows

.play jerma 0 viewer streamer

>>667598
based af

>>667598
ask them why

I’m anti hitting w car pilled

what the hell theres video in the queue? why are other people allowed to q stuff?

this is unnacceptable

what did u queue

now he said "pedeestrians are kind of like npcs in videogames"

>>667606
#editai change video to videos

it might be nice if it showed who added vibeo

>>667608
[YouTube]

awww yeah I added the brothers in arms vibeo but it’s a while ofr

should I like my little pony?

I don’t know how I feel about anything chat

we should sing songs like this when we’re 30 minutes into a conversation chat and build huge things like estrogen refinereys and homes for each other

nonners you like jerma??

>>667616
libpol apartment complex / estradiol refinery when

: D

>>667617
i learned english by watchng his tf2 commentaries ni early 2010s

awwww that’s a nice gift :)

>>667621
#editai change ni to in

>>667618
👏👏

#bpdai give me a reason

the world could be so much better if we just stopped caring about money and started sharing everything equally. imagine a society where no one goes hungry, everyone has shelter, and people work purely for passion instead of survival. it's totally possible if we all just decided to make it happen tomorrow! give me a reason

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gloober cant handle the sigma phonk aura

who queued a tiktok compilation

I… I can’t afford the sigma phonk ora

I could do phonk that goes a whole song and isn’t so disrupted

these aren’t good for the music, the music is heavy and imposing, they are moving and agile

.skip wah

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.keep (thanks for the feedback)

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>>667645
::yuri
#throw

I’ll watch 15 secknds

who tf queues this shit and leaves

ok

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>667649
eats shoots and leaves

post obliterated

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

I don’t run my processor with a cuck radiator

>>667658
what are you going to compute?

ohhhh I don’t know

I need a gpu to run a LLM to simulate a computer user

>buys a computer
>doesnt know what to compute

to keep my CPU busy

::glover

::glegover

::over glegle

#ksay glaygloo

straw I got owned by nonners

nonners is an alpha slave owner

>>667671
is that like a good or bad thing or

bad for me I can’t be an alpha

im a beta/omega hybrid

theres only like 2000 of us left in the world

oooh I’m gonna be a beta/omega hybrid

is that stealing c

maybe I can be a sigma omega or a smegma

that makes me a lil sad w the mom :/

smegma males are an urban myth

nuh uh I’m a smegma

i mean, cis men can be omegas so if a amab omega transitions to female then yes >>667683

my dad was a smegma he taught me

my dad never taught me about smegma males he didnt want to make me afraid

#ai whats omega male

omega male is just another dumb internet label trying to categorize people. it's supposed to be the bottom of some imaginary hierarchy, but honestly, who cares? these alpha/beta/omega terms are meaningless outside of weird online discourse. just ignore it and live your life. labels like that don’t define anyone. whats omega male

ai beta confirmed

>>667682
ironically visual processing is in the back

>>667693
#hug

>>667693
pic of 2 smegma males in the wild

are zero view streamers gonna be ok? :(

sadge

worry

.play david lynch weather report

.play david lynch motivates you

david pls slow down

talk about streamers made me think of worm who streamed

and she still making vibeos just checked her yt channel : D

send the channel so i can subscribne

https://m.youtube.com/@TofuMommyGamer

she had a cat themed name here but wasn’t kity I don’t think

I hop she good mbe she better priority than here

>>667707
i lied im not subscribing

im evil like that

:O

I’m not going to watch gaming videos either tbh

but idk worms memory

.play look who finally decidede to leave room

omg i did levae room too

nonners uhhhhhh what computing will YOU do????

I'm gonna play vibeo gabe

>>667726
big numbers

im gonna kms if i have another high school related dream tonight

>>667730
waow :o

>>667817
h-hi

>>667818
i think u visit the diagnosis man

#ksay st RAW girl

>>667869
*i eat the edible before you can eat it*

Hello

chat chat

ok mbe leavong

i have nothing general to talk about. i spend all my time thinking about shit that will take place tens of thousands of years from now or millions of years. like, the joycan problem. what do we do about a races tendency to build up technology to solve all of their problems until they can be inserted into life support systems and experience heaven for eternity while the outside of the system autonomously supports itself and defends itself. if they are far enough ahead of everyone else, then they could potentially never be beaten by an adversary race, locking all of those people in an eternity of motionlessness in this universe. a form of living death. of course you could spend time arguing about whether we should even get them out of there or whether we can(like, you think heroin is hard to quit, imagine telling people to give up heaven), but i am more interested in the question of how to even convince people that we shouldnt let ourselves go down that path in the first place because you know humans are going to largely decide to go stick themselves in there.

>>667882
hu

>>667879
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOT ALLOWED YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER

>>667886
I've thought that maybe we can bank on some people naturally being afraid of the joycan and essentially being naturally selected to survive by naturally avoiding the joycan.

It would categorically be an irrational fear though.

I could install that fear into people intentionally, though many object to that sort of deciding shit for an entire species.

>>667886
i will put you in a pod

Or, as another topic if that one seems too unreachable, how about the Eldar problem, i guess you could call it. How do we deal with eventually becoming a decadent sociopathic society when we are technologically immortal and everything about existence is mutable?

Trying to get everyone to just stay present and enjoy the feeling of sunshine on your face instead of going to Hellraiser the theme park seems like it wouldn't get a lot of takers.

We could try to moralize or intellectualize our way into getting people to not going down the path of sadomasochistic hell/heaven but I don't know... it feels like we would be the backwards conservatives of that world. I can see teenagers, made immortal, admonishing their parents for thinking it, "disturbing" that they make sport out of killing their own friends.

Can you imagine being the boomers of immortality? In my day, we actually TRIED NOT TO DIE.

who the frick is klaus schwab

looks like a man living his best life

woof woof woof?

Love u

>>667885
oh ok

>>667880
that’s because you’re distracting yourself from real life stuff which makes you uncomfortable because you got bullied out of it. I do the same.

I think that it is an important thing to discuss but I think of it in terms of alignment- is the thing controlling the world based on human pain and suffering- working on a utilitarian bases, prioritizing pain ofc? the most reliable way for that is for the feeling minds to be the ones making the decisions of the universe. that’s why I think the future should be feeling minds networked

and I don’t think creatures which are very happy killing less advanced ones to make a happier universe is bad. that’s what we do when we kill mice and bugs and such, and there is less suffering when their biomass is replaced by happy humans and maybe dogd

>>667892
you could get into drugs and cutting right now and I’m glad you don’t

>>667907
that’s good I think

.play d-i-v-o-r-c-e

.skip (video skipped)

.play d-i-v-o-r-c-e tammy wynette

stop killing games hit a million signatures

they still need like 400k more signatures apparently tho bc some of them might be like either botted or invalid in other ways