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anon
There, are you happy now, HUH??
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yes :3
anon
:D
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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anon
hmm, I think you skipped a few numbers
stoned puppygirl
hey chat wanna do vadalism with me ?
anon
sure
stoned puppygirl
here's a spray bottle *throw*
fentmom
im mini sentry engineer pro
anti
hi worms
anti
im with wife
fentmom
hiya anti
fentmom
epic rocket jumper meme shitter bugged me so i owned him with mini sentry until he left
fentmom
I Feel Good
anti
chillin
fentmom
im getting Revenge on all my least favourite meme classes in tf2
fentmom
demo knights and rocket jumper guys
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>674708
i’ll clear ur house with a breaching charge at 5 in the morning
>>674710
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what would you do if i showed up to your house at 2am and then broke down your door with a fire axe while screaming “im gonna get ya”
>>674712
anon
>>674711
seduce you and fuck you calm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why are you not intimidated by me
anon
I'm just kinda sigma like that
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why did you threaten me with a gun when i
anon
I would never
stoned puppygirl
woof
anti
garlic sauce drill
anti
holy shit
anon
I miss the days when politicians didn't "tell it like it is" and instead shut the fuck up to maintain an air of respectability
straw bury
da bf dump me
straw bury
FJXKO\
anon
How are you feelin?
straw bury
FUCLIO T GGTERRIVBLE
straw bury
FUCKING AWFUL
anon
You wanna put on some music and chill out with me for a bit?
straw bury
i soudn retarded\
straw bury
luzi asez i should ringk water
>>674744
straw bury
im gone now
anon
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
omg
straw bury
::gelge
fentmom
.play west side militia
fentmom
oops
fentmom
.play east side militia chemlab
straw bury
oim not drunk anymore :3
derrick_phone(Luzia)
woohooo!!
straw bury
yipey
straw bury
i gotta pee
straw bury
fukci hate rum
anon
One of the first times I ever got drunk was from downing a handle of rum
derrick_phone(Luzia)
alcohol is a bad drug
>>674763
anon
it's rough on the body
derrick_phone(Luzia)
doesnt treat you right in the head
derrick_phone(Luzia)
plus getting drunk feels sooooo shit
anon
Damn fucked up my hand lol
anon
Jesus Christ
Dakota
infection in my mouth became resistant and it spread down into my chest almost got to my lungs, probably owuld have if i didn't have the piercings freak out
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674755
#kiss right on luzy
Dakota
i kinda didnt want to go but i was in too much pain sigh
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674760
I don’t trust piercings waah
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I’m really glad you went Dakota
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
those mouth infections are bad shit
Dakota
hate these new pills they make me want to jump in front of a car
Dakota
its the same damn infection i've had since june it just wont go away
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
is the mouth stabilized? no more holes into body?
fentmom
im a member of the east side militia
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
patpat
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
ur the most elite member
Dakota
i need to be tested for auto immune problems i keep getting really sick
Dakota
i dunno it just is
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
aww that sounds bad can you schedule w doctor pretty please luz now? 🥺
Dakota
i got other stuff to pay first i owe thousands
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
pat Pat
Dakota
the left one is the boss
fentmom
>>674778
gj and also sick ass calvin kleins
Dakota
they extremely comfy
fentmom
you're a super lovely looking person i love your hair
Dakota
i have to tied it up for teh foreeable future
fentmom
ponney tale
fentmom
i think we both look kind of cherubic oddly enough
Dakota
we are similar
Dakota
i'm not super innocent tho kinda wish i still was
fentmom
tell me about it my rice purity test score is like 8/100 lol
anon
hello fellow liberals i'm going to use FL studio to make music
Dakota
lol
derrick_phone(Luzia)
you guys r pretty ngl
>>674811
anon
wait are you the original derrickposter
>>674801
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674800
yes, im her
anon
wow....
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i am derrick_fan
anon
derrick lived and died many times in your absence
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674804
hello!!!! its been a long time but yeah im back, im still bumping redoin on the regular and derrick still likes his silly little ferret activities
>>674813
anon
but at long last, he succumbed to the liberal menace
Dakota
god iwant to peel all this skin off my throat but i'm not allowed :(
fentmom
hallo DF good to see you again
anon
hello fent nice to see you too
>>674812
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674813
my ex barred me from the site for a solid couple of months bc she didnt like that some of the worms flirted with me
>>674817
derrick_phone(Luzia)
super rough fucking situation but im not with her anymore
anon
>>674814
strange but i guess i understand. sorry you had to go through that.
>>674822
Dakota
kinda fun tbh we were gross together in a good way
Dakota
no comment
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674817
nah its all good im living my best life rn
fentmom
im nose posting 1 sec
anon
>>674823
i already did. on cider rn
derrick_phone(Luzia)
it me irl
Dakota
we even got similar noses lol
>>674834
anon
hell yeah
fentmom
>>674827
you are way better at wearing hats than me
derrick_phone(Luzia)
u look good in ur hat
anon
i should go to sleep but i don't want to
>>674835
fentmom
>>674829
Ages ago this Afghan girl told me that a big nose is a sign you were descended from central asian royalty and I have carried this fact for a while
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674833
stay on for a bit!!!
Dakota
we is royal
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674836
jackson concert and ive got a sterling stingray in the gig bag
>>674839
fentmom
gamers im using chatgpt to help with plot/character writing dont tell my friends who say its used to burn the trees
>>674844>>674842
anon
>>674840
nooooooooo it doesn't destroy the world but it's a lil cringe i believe in you you can do it yourself
>>674846
derrick_phone(Luzia)
some may call me a..............bass slut
anon
>>674840
i ask chatgpt what it will do when it conquers the world but it refuses to answer
Dakota
chatgpt says my tits are looking good and have nice projection
fentmom
>>674842
im basically like writing out sequences and its telling me what themes seem apparent in my work which i like
fentmom
im going for a lot of shit here
Dakota
i am the 90s
fentmom
90s is my favourite decade i barely spent any time existing in
>>674855
fentmom
the part of england i lived in i think spent too much time in the 90s
derrick_phone(Luzia)
u guys r so cool.....
fentmom
>>674853
i never would have guessed
derrick_phone(Luzia)
and old!!!!!
anon
>>674853
lol i assumed you were like a zoomer or young alpha haha you have that character for some reason like you're 17 tops
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674827
hobbit :) favorite childhood story :)
>>674862
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674860
ikr its amazing
fentmom
>>674861
we both look young from our vampiric cyberpunk ways
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
would sing songs together after journey at second breakfast
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674861
i turn 20 in half a month roughly
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i didnt know ur dad was aphex twin
>>674871
fentmom
my mum isnt arca either
fentmom
just very similar looking
fentmom
actually my dad is kinda like a fatter version of aphex twin and my mum is oddly brown
fentmom
theres like med-european on both sides of the family
fentmom
greek gypsy albanian
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674858
she has 2 years nearly on me :( is over I’ll never order her around
>>674896
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I gotta drink to age quicker
Dakota
i drink almost nightly just not hard stuff
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i lost my voice today
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674870
#smooch
anon
help my shift key is sticky for no reason i can discern
>>674885
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
awww there better
derrick_phone(Luzia)
XD
anon
but why is it dirty???
anon
so weird
Dakota
i'm so fucking itchy i want to just tear at it but then i wont get better
>>674892
anon
this will help
Dakota
ripping at my skin will help
>>674898
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
yay! gamers time
fentmom
>>674878
ive noticed you bring up Hierarchy a lot
fentmom
That is also in my mind all the time
>>674900
Dakota
i'm supposed to use this aquaphor healing ointment with bandaids when i go to bed and let it air out otherwise
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674897
because you’re the rightful monarch of england
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
and I’m here to help you claim your throne
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I thought of your ‘dude I love hearts of iron 4’ quote when was messing around with friend at his new luxury apartment today
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
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afghan rug
derrick_phone(Luzia)
how did jaco come up with the cuntiest basslines
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
he isn’t real
>>674910
Dakota
just a little scratching and peeling it wont be too much
>>674908
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
noooooooooooo o>:0
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
ur not allowed 2?
Dakota
CAN IAT LEAST PUT HOT SAUCE ON IT?!
>>674913
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
put some hot sauce in your mouth maybe to distracc
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674911
kiss it better
Dakota
i dont think anyone wnats to put their lips on boils and peeling skin
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674910
: D
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I would so strawgirl thinks I’m cool like in one of her songs
>>674921
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I got out sigmaed Dakota how does it feel????!!!!!
Dakota
lol wut
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
owned I’m the winner 4evar
>>674926
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I dunno bored
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>674916
i hope strawburyshoe is doing alright.....
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
can u exercise or smth? I’m going for a run (it always takes me 5 hours between saying this n doing)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
she on pretty frequent I bet she is she smart n capable
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
prolly carrying rebar around
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
go be straws helper Dakota will keep ur mind off things
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
chat I’m scared I don’t think I’m the winner anymore Dakota sent a scary pic
Dakota
i liked avatar azula is the winner for all time and the losers will wallow in their shame and humilation.
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
truuu too much thoo
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I’m driving to my other grandmas tomorrow
Dakota
when i actually try to voice train i use her va as a focus but its difficult when you're always focused on other shit
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
that’s smart I think
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
yeah “its difficult when you're always focused on other shit” is the story of my lire
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
life
Dakota
i feel like people are always giving me things to do that will consume more time than theya ctually do because i have to be in place to do the task so icant be in some random guys bed
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
the guys should bring their beds to u
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
to save u time
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
shitty guys >:( u deserve them to build you houses where u are waiting
Dakota
going to theri house and looking at their stuff is one of my favorite parts
Dakota
i mostly have sex to feel human the depo provera has destroyed my southern area
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
awww hug
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
how was the military guy?
Dakota
he ghosted sadly
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
sad!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
a true call of duty ghost
fentmom
im in my no sex era
Dakota
i still had shane, paul and mike
fentmom
saving myself for marriage
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
how were they
Dakota
paul is the winner :)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
beautiful demure fentmom
1.0112%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
beautiful demure gloober
Dakota
i always fall for guys named paul
Dakota
there is one at my bank too and god i just want to ruin his marriage and take ownership of him
>>674960
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ifallforpaul
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
that’s so sad tho waaaah
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
want to clone him so u both have one
Dakota
he grew up on the same street as me, is like 2 inches taller, has blonde hair and really strong hands
fentmom
paul allen from american psycho
>>674967
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I don’t think the person I like most likes those traits
Dakota
we would make such a pretty couple but no some hag has him
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
that’s cute tho let hags be happi #haggang
fentmom
nobody understand bret easton ellis books like i do
fentmom
they're the most powerful vent pieces ever
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I hadn’t heard of him
Dakota
hes like 1 year older than me too uuuugh i'm so frustrated i have to see him everytime i go by the bank and hes so sweet and treats me like a princess god damn it
fentmom
he wrote american psycho
anon
American Psycho is obviously about how cool and based Patrick Bateman is
>>674977
fentmom
he wrote another book called the rules of attraction thats about Sean Bateman who is patricks brother
fentmom
very good movie
anon
>>674973
every excerpt from the book reads like a /fit/anon trying to be human
>>674980
Dakota
patrick is really handsome
>>674984
anon
He's basically lliterally me
>>674982
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674977
based
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
based
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674979
#kiss
Dakota
wish he'd chase me with a chainsaw
anon
How about dinner at Dorsia instead?
Dakota
might be boring i'd rather be scared
anon
I hear it has amazing sea urchin ceviche
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
have u ever watched horror movies or rode roller coaster w boys?
Dakota
yes i've also driven on the wrong side of the road whiel speeding
fentmom
JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
waaah
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
😢
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
the dating n scary stuff is cool not the driving
>>674997
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
have you ever tried dating girls Dakota? u could go date uhhhhh fujo u gotta move to Germany
Dakota
the girl from the clip kinda looks like fent and me lol
>>674999
Dakota
absolutely not i have no interest
1.0113%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>674993
u don't like driving???
Dakota
i'm only happy in bed when a cis man is completely overpowering me
>>675006
fentmom
>>674995
shes really pretty in demonlover
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
nah I’m one of those new urbanists now I only drive a train
1.0114%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i like driving
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I do too :)
Dakota
thts how i got my ass pissed in
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>674998
u could date a female gorilla maybe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
give her banan she will be lotal
Dakota
i'm really just not attracted to women i like what i like usually bear types
1.0116%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i'm actually super pro walkable cities because that means there's less people on the road and driving is more fun
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
like to walk too but I don’t like drivers having fun
1.0117%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
the worst part of driving is other drivers
1.0118%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
tf would i want them on the road as well
Dakota
i vroom vroomeverywhere
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I love to drive in a thrilling fashion but it’s wrong
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
you should date your car Dakota new date idea
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
damn
Dakota
no
Dakota
i dunno why but people really dont like me being a bottom for men and i love being the bottom
>>675034
fentmom
feel like ive lived a genuinely insane life already
>>675036
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
cuz the men aren’t giving me anything and they should
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
if u dated a woman she could post here and pay me attention
>>675028
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
make ur men give me gifts pls
>>675033
Dakota
>>675026
that is so convoluted i dunno wehre to begin
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
xD
fentmom
those are genuine prison sweats btw
fentmom
operated great as a halloween costume for like 2 years
Dakota
my ass was bleeding no it was yesterday b4 hospital
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675023
#hug time to live a beautiful one
Dakota
was okfriday night
fentmom
LAst Friday Night
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675030
cute fit to meet partners parents in
Dakota
my partners are all like 50+
>>675047
fentmom
my friend out of the blue picked up this 30 year old ESL trans woman in public
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675033
I’m going to also try hitting them like a pinyata so gifts fall out
fentmom
i think its because we spoke to another esl trans woman on the train and i ruined his attempts at ernestly talking to her bc i dont like it when he encroaches on my turf
>>675050
Dakota
older "straight" guys are more likely to pay you to be quiet
Dakota
they also might put you in a burlap sack and dump you in a quarry
Dakota
i'dleave if i was called sonny
Dakota
might go speed and try to die
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675043
lmao cruel fent
fentmom
anyway the sex he had with her was awful so serves him right for getting curious
fentmom
he goes to jail and suddenly wants to have sex with people who arent his usual thing of dumb cis woman students
>>675054
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675047
this is my new fit chat
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675052
maybe that’s growing and learning
>>675055
fentmom
>>675054
its him being fascinated and curious with my life, at least the parts that pertained to sex drugs and antisocial behaviours
>>675056
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>675055
you are fascinating and inspiring fent
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
u need to make him your goon
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
sounds like he should be below u in the hierarchy
fentmom
hes my blood-brother we are on equal footing
fentmom
soon we'll do an actual blood pact
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
oooh have you done that before
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
make me ur blood brother I’ll carve ur name on a tree w mine!!!!!!!! you have to choose!!!!!!!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
chat I think fent will choose the sex haver
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
would you have sex with fent’s friend Dakota?
Dakota
i'm very dysphoric and feeling like i wanna die again
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
awww I’m sorry if I said stupid shit
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
you’re charming Dakota
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
do u have any sweet drinks in your fridge? I want a sweet drink
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
: D
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
Dakota can have one too if she wants
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
:(
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
the actual roots are banned because they give you cancer
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
well to sell as drinks
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
you’re 1% good
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
IMG_1216.jpg
chomp!
anon
LET HIM GO
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
she HUNGRY!

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