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I LOVE SCREENS
anon
@grok is this ture
anon
.play screenmaxxing my toddler
davesprite
hey whoa someone you may know launched a brand today das wild
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>>681933
davesprite
more soon :o)
davesprite
i wonder if that's related at all to the stuff i keep waffling about who knows
davesprite
oh wait i can queue it too heheheh
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rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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watch this video pwease
davesprite
oh lmao based rose orlando also hii 🔥
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello my power went out
fujo
hello "my power went out", i'm fujo
fujo
awwww
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i will see her tomorrow but today is now
fujo
mfw i will not see anyone for a whole week, probably more
fujo
also where the fuck did my flag go again
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>681919
wow this feel so professional and polished
>>682048
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
I’m going to make a competing channel that’s just PowerPoint And rapid hard to comprehend rants
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>681932
oh no Fujo they stole ur sexuality
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>681927
#throw
::rose_orlando
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay fungle
SadChan🍉🍉
NADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay sadchan summer
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
#ksay rose orlando
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay rose orlando
fujo
hiiiiiii nadie
fujo
hiiiii sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
FUJOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681954
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay fujo flungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise sadchan
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay your success is inevitable praise sadchan
fujo
wait no it was melon burger
fujo
what is my uhhh anyway
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan.
>>681963
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13564.jpg
::is
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
^^
SadChan🍉🍉
>>681959
dont praise meee
SadChan🍉🍉
im poop
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan. your success is inevitable. praise sadchan.
fujo
>>681962
i wish i could make waffles or pancakes tbh bu ti dont have anyy eggs left
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay eggs
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay egg prices
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay fujo trump
fujo
i would never elect trump
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksay trustworthy
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
#ksau flag back
anon
#say the egg prices are too high, that's why I support the construction of concentration camps
1.0643%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
hello wormies
anon
I was trying to take a pic to show off that I had the same outfit as that twink from the yaoi pic where he gets his ass grabbed by someone, but then when I started trying to cover my face, I realized I look like someone making terroristic threats for the IRA
>>681983>>682051
1.0644%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
damn bro i just said hi
anon
Hello
pot of greed
>>681980
this is a pro-ira website i'm sure it's fine
anon
well first I was just going for a bandana and sunglasses, to show off my hair, thought that looked too terroristic, so then I did a balaclava and sunglasses and that made it worse
pot of greed
balaclavas are historically non-terrorist clothing it's true
pot of greed
i don't think anyone has ever worn a balaclava and then done harm
anon
I like how ill fitting it is on the left
anon
He looks like he cut the holes slightly too close together
pot of greed
aldi balaclava
pot of greed
one size fits most
anon
also the mouth holes seem entirely useless
anon
like too small to talk out of, probably too small to really breathe well, you could just breathe and talk through the material
1.0645%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
hello pot of greed
pot of greed
good meowning 1.0645% booger
1.0646%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i draw 2 cards
pot of greed
blushes and gives you the two cards (they are both pot of greed)
anon
erm pot of greed is banned in tournament play
>>682000
pot of greed
this ain't a tourney #checkmate
1.0647%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>681998
ok nerd
1.0648%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i summon blue eyes white dragon
1.0649%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and then i summon blue eyes white
1.0650%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
dragon
1.0651%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and then i summon blue eyes white dragon
1.0652%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and then i attack with all three of my blue eyes white dragons wiping out your lifepoints
anon
you can't do three normal summons
>>682008
pot of greed
not my lifepoints i needed thouse
pot of greed
>>682006
why not
nowhere in the rules does it say you can't do that
pot of greed
what is the plural of blue eyes white dragon
is it just blue eyes white dragons or does the s go somewhere weird like attorneys general
pot of greed
blues eye whites dragon
anon
the huwites
1.0653%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
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1.0654%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
yo jesus got into coding apparently
pot of greed
20 years of fraud... he's been gone 2000 years what an understatement
pot of greed
the piratesoftware drama is just the latest in the long line of social shit that will never be relevant after this month is over
pot of greed
>>682018
you are not wortthy.... alas....
anon
erm
anon
I normal summon celtic guardian
1.0655%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
erm you need to sacrficie in order to summon celtic garudian
anon
No I don't
1.0656%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ai what level is celtic garudian yugioh

celtic guardian is a level 4 earth warrior monster with 1400 atk and 1200 def. not meta but nostalgic as hell. nice try fed.
what level is celtic garudian yugioh
1.0657%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
fuck
anon
I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guardian
>>682027
1.0658%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>682026
#reply destrying this fool in yugioh

activating bottomless trap hole. it destroys monsters with 1500+ atk and banishes them. your obnoxious celtic guardian has 1400 atk. i chain with compulsory evacuation device, bouncing your monster back to your hand. respond?
destrying this fool in yugioh
anon
I summon Celtic Guard of Noble arms, then I use his ability to special summon Celtic Guardian
anon
I draw two cards
shrimp
i take your cards and rip them up and laugh
>>682032
1.0659%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay pot of greed you've been summoned you need to give twink two cards
anon
I normal summon Marauding Captain, then special summon Celtic Guardian
1.0660%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
you have to wait for pot of greed to give you two cards the game is on pause until they do it
anon
I used Celtic Guard of Noble Arms to do that draw though
anon
I have four Celtic Guard cards on the board, so I draw four cards
anon
I am trying to get a picture but I don't have a full length mirror and taking bathroom selfies is cringe inherently
1.0661%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
get someone else to take a picturr
anon
I am by myself!!
1.0662%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
order doordash and get the doordasher to take a pictureof you
anon
ok
anon
what if he takes a cringe pic
1.0663%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>he
wow. sexist much?
anon
I assume all doordashers are male
anon
Because it's a man's job, like coalmining, logcutting, and being CEO
Dakota
i ended up throwing up all of my lunch at the vets office during my cats visit and when i got home i slept for a few hours
>>682049
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>682046
you need it Dakota <333 eep good
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>681987
only cowards pose with finger off the trigger xD
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>681980
HANDSOME Ira man
anon
Maybe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
definitely
>>682059
anon
Another day another slay
anon
Me
anon
Whoa what the hell where's my name
anon
Hold up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There we go
anon
>>682053
I can't get a good angle on the picture
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::slap
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I ate 5 lbs of salad today
anon
delicious
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peak time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
As you should
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If being a bfdi fan taught me anything is that you never bet on blue ones
anon
this feels like some kind of video about why humanity fell.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*peaked
anon
humanity has fallen, billions must die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horses have fakken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Honse yuri
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis reminds me of the time I was a brony. Good times
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I could write yaoifics here but I'm not motivated enough to write anything
anon
I'd wait for a good single idea.
anon
this feels like a parable via rng.
anon
random chance creates a random pattern that we self-rationalize a narrative to and then the narrative helps shape random chance via external changes to the game.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RNGesus
anon
I am like sleepy as hell
anon
you can do timed runs with yourself
anon
what the hell are we watching btw
anon
I have no sound
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAK
anon
a story about life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horse yuri
shrimp
gluh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average Shrimp sidequest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is so peak
anon
i am learning so many lessons from watching this.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
As you should
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love education
anon
i bet they just need frens
anon
are they using the mystic lain music?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No idea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm just enjoying the lore
anon
i think this is the music from lain when they're talking about weird background lore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cyan, my G
anon
im just wondering if this is pointless because theyre unintelligent, or if intelligence could be understood to just be another obstacle in the design of chaos on the longterm.
anon
uh oh
anon
bearbros
anon
we got too cocky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682112
Get in line fucker
shrimp
cant believe google gave me 130 dollars for bricking my battery
>>682116
anon
>>682115
#edit ' google gave me 130 dollars for bricking my battery' -> 'how cool twinkanon is'
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s fucking nap time worries
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wormies
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i will not be taking notes
shrimp
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NEOCITIESSSSSSSS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guys
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Puppy girls or racoon girls?
shrimp
puppygirls
shrimp
i love puppygirls
anon
do you want to see my badass katana
>>682139
shrimp
you're not twink anon...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
REPLY TO ME
>>682140
anon
my epic badass katan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682140
YOU DIDN"T
shrimp
im sorry but i do not do well with such neediness
shrimp
control yourself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't make me remember that song
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I still cope with trauma
shrimp
huh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's complicated, okay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have trauma related to a song
shrimp
a lot of people will disagree but the gen 6 models were pretty peak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682149
Mmmmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Roadkill pokemon
>>682155
anon
my badass ninja sord
shrimp
what gun is that
anon
i am a vegetarian and i dont want to cook. pls give me options
>>682170
anon
hummus
anon
or avocado with salt and pepper
yngven
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Di you guyss see
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The latest Homestar Runner cartoon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It was so good
anon
nup
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Go watch
shrimp
>>682160
just... eat a vegetable?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Eat apple
shrimp
oh that's kinda cursed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682172
Sounds like a badass punk band
anon
I made that up, but it is Chilean
fentphone
im here now everybody look
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boobs
anon
safety, always off (it doesn't work)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NSFW (not safe for wizards)
anon
I'm also cleaning my 90 dollar temu shotgun
shrimp
that thing gonna blow up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Blow his dick off
anon
probably
shrimp
just use uh weakly packed shells
anon
Zhong Zhou China, the real capital of gun manufacturing
shrimp
i should get a gun
anon
Step aside Browning, Zhang is here
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i am awake from my nap
shrimp
goodmorning booger dear
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i am going to take a nap
shrimp
goodnight booger dear
booger (phone)!boymodewng
goodnight shrimple the one true worm
anon
the flap on the loading port doesn't work right and the tube can literally just fall off when you hold it
>>682198
anon
I am going to shoot this fucker again
>>682196
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>682195
plz don’t i am just napping
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who we shooting
anon
field strips the temu shotgun
anon
look inside
anon
it implodes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Profit
anon
I've shot it before and it didn't explode
anon
so I assume it is fine
anon
I've also scared off a crackhead with it
anon
I also have the duck's unlimited air rifle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk, you probably watch true crime podcasts
shrimp
>>682208
i wonder this myself too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Art
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
is hard
shrimp
so am i
shrimp
(i have a shell)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Turty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP! Hammer time
shrimp
rly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Geta
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gotta love those Fear in Las Vegas glasses
shrimp
>>682225
is that a black and white film camera
anon
ye
shrimp
that looks extremely similar to the model i used in highschool
shrimp
we had a photography class
anon
it's an AV-1
shrimp
and a darkroom
anon
It's a pretty classic camera
anon
I am considering selling it to someone
anon
Because I don't really use it
shrimp
how much
anon
idk like cost of shipping plus a lil extra
>>682239
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to
shrimp
>>682237
what if there was... some other exchange of services...
anon
I'm listening
shrimp
i could write you a short story
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to
anon
I could write myself a short story
shrimp
yeah but youd have to do that yourself
>>682247
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play buck bumble theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bees
shrimp
you could write two short stories if i wrote one
anon
AV-1 for LSD
shrimp
i cant ship acid across the border...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm something of a gamer girl myself
anon
Cowardly
anon
wait are you not American
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Noone is american here
anon
I am
shrimp
im canadian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682258
What are you trying to say
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not a dog
anon
I dislike stewie because he is gay
>>682268
shrimp
incest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What does incest has to do with this
>>682266
fentphone
stewie and Brian are the most epic blokes on the telly
anon
Peter Griffin and Meg Griffin episodes are highly underrated
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682268
Put it in the pool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682270
#tag (unknown booru upload error) :3
shrimp
:::3
anon
You can't do :: :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>682274
Trans
fentphone
imagine the first guy to have their bully be trans
anon
imagine the first guy to have their trans bully come on to them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine being the first guy
shrimp
imagine being
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(by John lennon)
anon
.play imagine
shrimp
>>682283
do you know what they do to

little dogs like you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am a dog
shrimp
>>682287
its all about perspective my friend
anon
perspective is that if you are under 6'2 you do not register as a person to me, more like a pet or something
shrimp
well i am a dog so that makes sense
shrimp
do you know what they do to

little dogs like me?
anon
Imagine being shaq
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woof woof
anon
that'd be wild
shrimp
i wish i were 7' tall
anon
I really don't
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too
anon
I feel like that comes with like some bone probelms
shrimp
yeah
anon
I am already supposed to be getting like back and knee problems at 40 because of my height
shrimp
6'3 would be cool i think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would love to be at least 5"5
shrimp
i just want to be able to look down on everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anything better than 5'1
anon
I wish I was 5'3
anon
So people could throw me around
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*bites your knees*
shrimp
that'd be fun too
shrimp
ideally i could morph between 4'10 and 6'8
anon
Not for me!!!
shrimp
yeah you capitulate pretty easily lol
anon
I am basically like exclusively a top and super dominant and like essentially sigma

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