so like

I don't feel bad that they are out thousands of dollars because someone took them for a ride

fuck'em

I'm more worried about it being my address

but it isn't my name

.play [YouTube]

hello

alright

who wants to see a CRINGE bathroom selfie

okay but it is really CRINGE

oke LD

:D

From personal experience, not much noise. I might tell you how best to submit me though

.play eleanor rigby

hello

Just chillin

All I have to drink is bourbon right now lo

The sink isn't even working the water is cloudy

Hence why I posted this INCREDIBLY CRINGE picture

Because I have no water and have drank like half a thing of bourbon

I might walk to the store and get water

Why is Baton Rouge a third world country lmao

.play the beatles blackbird

I must protect my identity!

And also the fact that I have to shave my face every day now...

I feel it coming like a freight train

The tracks are shaking...

the twinkdeath approaches

I actually have my shotgun in the bathroom right now

Earlier

I was trying to show

I have that exact outfit from that yaoi pic where the guy in a turtleneck and black pants gets his ass grabbed

And then I started putting on the glasses and scarf

And realized I just looked like a terrorist

.play wish you were here pink floyd

.play rocky raccoon

Alright lemme get some water

I'm just gonna STEAL a palllet of water AT GUNPOINT

You threatened to put me in a dungeon!!!

what is this boomer ass powerpoint video

IS THAT THE FUCKING WINDOWS 7 BACKGROUND

WHAT IS THIS

This is like some CIA mkultra programming video

.play pink floyd money

Man, I could really go for killing John Lennon right about now

Alright

Should I pop this pizza in the oven

Eat some more pizzer

pizzer good

but I can't eat too much

mmm

fried rice good

I need to get some like

frozen vegetables and a big thing of rice

and live off FRIED RICE

hello

so many people on

alright

I want pizzer

alright

cracking my back

aaaa

trying to think...

you are lovely

cutie

alright the oven is warm

time to put

pizzer in

>>683114
I am gonna make it probably maybe perhaps

hrm?

being heterosexual?

why

1. I am straight obviously!
2. it doesn't really benefit anyone to close up their options

hmm...

hi

aah

what should I play

.play johnny cash ring of fire

>>683168
deer

still has fuzzy antler

I do

>>683176
I do NOT STINK

... I would let you sniff me...

WHAT

Okay fine... maybe I haven't showered since yesterday morning

yeah...

Have to make sure I get clean after all

>>683189
WHAT!!!

You can't do that to me!!

I'll cry

It's okay strawgirl... I'll sniff you back

>>683203
hmm?

What did I do

I just want to smell you

>>683208
I smell like day old paco rabanne

paco rabanne PHANTOM

it's cologne

I do not smell GAy

COLOGNE

it smells good

it's good smelll

I smell like sweat mixed with that

it's lavender and vanilla!

And I do......

my ass is substantially fatter than that

tbh

idk I do got a big butt

>>683239
I just did

WAA

I need that!

Give it BACK

>>683250
::twink
#throw

>>683252
How do I do that when I need a pic off my phone

I only have two arms

then it wouldn't be a selfie!!!

>>683258
I did my daily bathroom cringe selfie

it's not the gru fit

there's no gun

well there is one in that room, but it's against the wall, it's my bathroom gun

>>683276
I am NOT gay

.play I am not gay law and order svu

thanks it is really fucked up right now because I haven't properly conditioned it for a while

>>683286
It'd normally look a bit thicker and shinier

>>683297
it's a scarf

I'm just a lil guy

>>683301
.play I am not gay law and order svu

bloober why are you calling me a faggot...

i'll cry

bloober because the boymode flag is blue and also because it sounds nice

wuh

I am getting crushed by a piano???

No

It is my weight to carry

okay

>>683319
#hug

I am naked right now

should have warned you

>>683325
#hug