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anon
goodnight not ameri <3
💓!nIOh.loris
nini notmurican
>>68091
1.529% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68090
#kiss
1.530% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#kiss
anon
nini not American!!
anon
>>68069
would be nice if I could view full threads on mobile like the full history, maybe it could default to ‘view previous 50 posts’ or whatever loads well instead of phone coughing and choking and failing to load the entire thread. this view of just current threads though has usually been good
anon
my gripe with mobile is that some of the sillier commands just like break the website, like spin on a long enough post or any of the crazy freakout ones just fuck with the aspect ratio and make it constantly resize which moves elements around everywhere
>>68096
1.517% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68095
>mobile
1.532% BoOjEr!boymodewng
like that?
>>68098
anon
>>68097
yes thank you gor breaking my phone to demonstrate booj -_-
1.533% BoOjEr!boymodewng
you're so welcome
>>68110
1.534% BoOjEr!boymodewng
:D
1.535% BoOjEr!boymodewng
anon
lmafo
1.536% BoOjEr!boymodewng
are you actually laughing your fucking ass off?
1.537% BoOjEr!boymodewng
are you?
anon
no im laughing my ass fucking off
anon
can u even read 🤨
1.538% BoOjEr!boymodewng
actually no i'm a little bit illeraterate
recima
can someone kill me please
>>68111
recima
thank you in advance
1.539% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68111
#slap
1.540% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68110
#slap
anon
you’re so strong and passionate book ;)
>>68115
1.542% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68116
#halt
1.543% BoOjEr!boymodewng
hehehhee
anon
:0
1.544% BoOjEr!boymodewng
heheheh
anon
too strong!
1.545% BoOjEr!boymodewng
you're too strong
>>68123
anon
awww ty ty better to #hug you with >>68122
anon
do you like western music booj?
1.546% BoOjEr!boymodewng
ouais
anon
reminded me of that cowboy song where the old guy shoots by hearing
1.547% BoOjEr!boymodewng
.play take this job and shove it
anon
booooj I don’t know where I placed my earbuds
1.548% BoOjEr!boymodewng
booooooooj
1.549% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i'm not booj
>>68132
anon
eeeeeeer i still haven’t found them despite sitting here and doing nothing
1.550% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#punt
1.551% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#slap
1.552% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#tireiron
1.553% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#kick
1.554% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#trustytireiron
1.555% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#shorkspin
1.556% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#spin
1.557% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68132
#punch
1.558% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68141
it's not abuse you just fell down the stairs
>>68143
int3
>>68142
I did it for the vine
opna
life.png
have been reading some of the human manual
anon
yay! always read the manual
opna
eye.jpg
don't forget the service manual
anon
cool!
1.560% BoOjEr!boymodewng
opna
>>68159
1.561% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#ksay opna
1.562% BoOjEr!boymodewng
opna
1.563% BoOjEr!boymodewng
opna
1.564% BoOjEr!boymodewng
opna
1.565% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68159
hihihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
opna
hiya boog :P
1.566% BoOjEr!boymodewng
whos boog....?
>>68163
opna
>>68162
it's you.. boojerma
opna
lay off the juice
opna
they put something in it to make you forget..
1.568% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68167
how come you're still awke
1.569% BoOjEr!boymodewng
you're not my mom
1.570% BoOjEr!boymodewng
you can't tell me what to do
>>68180
1.571% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i'll be awake if i want to be awake
1.572% BoOjEr!boymodewng
hmph
anon
woooooooo guess whose 12 hour shift just started
>>68176
opna
wew
anon
i wish i had my earbuds. blargen!
anon
11 hours remain
1.573% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68209
#hug
1.574% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>68211
#hug
1.576% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i do not know
1.577% BoOjEr!boymodewng
je ne sais pas
opna
>>68221
chego ty ne ponimayesh'?
nonners
#say liberal politics amirite
BigSadEnjoyer
omg lmao
BigSadEnjoyer
> Accompanying video uploaded to TikTok shows a female occupant of the other vessel — a blue, Supreme towboat — flipping off the camera as the user’s brother reportedly records the altercation.

>Recounting the incident to BuzzFeed News, the Twitter user, who was identified mononymously as Robbie to protect his family’s privacy, noted that the harassers continued to circle their boat at least six times. When the other group noticed their actions were being filmed, Robbie said they “attempted to speed away as they left a large cloud of smoke surrounding the area we occupied.”

> As the assailants attempted to flee the scene, fate struck in a big way: Their boat began to catch on fire. “Karma is real,” Robbie tweeted.

“After a moment, we heard a loud backfire and a sputter come from the boat,” he added in comments to BuzzFeed. “Though I could not see the boat in the direction, I could see a cloud of black smoke rising quickly.”

Following an “incredibly loud explosion,” its occupants abandoned ship as the boat increasingly became engulfed in flames. Continuing the comeuppance, they were forced to take refuge with the very individuals they had recently been assailing. In a caption on TikTok, Robbie said he and his family members “safely got them out of the water immediately” and helped them climb aboard.

“We were nicer than they were,” he added.
BigSadEnjoyer
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lmaooo i cant believe this is real
BigSadEnjoyer
hungryian punkr\*ck
opna
hell yeah
BigSadEnjoyer
.play acid rain lorn
opna
good music btw
opna
oh no lol
opna
minecraft YTer intro flashbacks..
i like sad things
>>68259
lol wtfff
opna
just listen
i like sad things
ok
i like sad things
\the human ear, clinical drawing, diagram, encyclopedia, mayo clinic, purple fog, Marijuana, rtx on
i like sad things
a couple of times i saw a woman v playing accordian on the nyc subway
i like sad things
it was pretty cool it is an instrument with a lot of presence irl
opna
yeah I have also seen people playing instruments in subways sometimes..
opna
are you from NYC?
i like sad things
yeaa
i like sad things
i live in queens
i like sad things
im gonna shower its 4 30 am time to get ready for the day (another day of neetdom)
>>68274
opna
makes sense
opna
see ya
opna
not a baker then..
BigSadEnjoyer
nice shower i put the water to extremely hot it was like a sauna xD
>>68284
BigSadEnjoyer
gave myself a nice scrubbb
BigSadEnjoyer
i thank the clean water for its gifttt fr fr
>>68284
opna
>>68276
huh it worked last time
opna
wouldn't be surprised if he was actually chechen
opna
.skip
opna
.play Kalinka (Калинка) - Accordion
BigSadEnjoyer
.play [YouTube]

how comprehensible is this video to a non native english speaker?
opna
I mean.. it's not that hard if you know the words (obv)
opna
though tongue twisters are almost always quite information dense anyway
BigSadEnjoyer
i feel like if u asked me to remember a tongue twiser in languages im a bit familiar with (not fluent tho) like french or japanese i would fail miserable
>>68296
opna
I made it a year ago or so
opna
Tettesek titkosantartott terrorisztikus temetési taktikák tudománytartók Tilziti territoriumának Tarantinoval-beli visszaosztása vészesen veszedelmes veszélyes vérszomjas szúrós-szabjás szamurájoknak szerencsézett.
>>68307>>68308>>68311>>68304>>68305>>68306
opna
good luck
opna
not sure if google translate can translate it lol
opna
>>68301
#smartai to english

English is a West Germanic language that originated in England and is now the primary language spoken in numerous countries around the world, including Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa, United Kingdom and United States. It is also one of the official languages of many international organizations such as the United Nations and European Union.

The English language has its roots in Old English which was brought to Britain by Germanic tribes during the 5th century. Over time it evolved into Middle English with influences from Norman French after the Norman Conquest in 1066. Modern English as we know it today emerged during the Early Modern period (16th-18th centuries) through various changes and developments.

Today, there are approximately 1.5 billion people who speak or are learning to speak English worldwide. It is considered to be a global lingua franca - a common second language used for communication between speakers of different native languages.

The standard form of written British English known as "Received Pronunciation" (RP) or "BBC Pronunciation" reflects traditional pronunciation patterns based on educated speech from southern England. However, due to colonization and globalization efforts by England over past few centuries other dialects have become popular such as American Standard English which differs slightly in spelling conventions but retains much of its grammatical base similarities while incorporating new vocabulary influenced by cultural experiences unique within North America's diverse landscape.

In conclusion: The english Language has had significant impact on history shaping culture both linguistically & ideologically promoting commerce education & intercultural exchanges through trade travel colonialism exploration diplomacy military conquest scientific technological advancements literature arts media music cinema sports expanding economic political social influence throughout all continents making english an invaluable asset for professional development personal growth global connections & mutual understanding among nations.
to english
opna
>>68301
#smartai translate

TRANSLATE REFERS TO THE PROCESS OF CONVERTING WRITTEN OR SPOKEN TEXT FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO ANOTHER. THIS CAN BE DONE MANUALLY BY A BILINGUAL INDIVIDUAL OR THROUGH AUTOMATED SOFTWARE PROGRAMS, SUCH AS ONLINE TRANSLATION TOOLS. THE GOAL OF TRANSLATION IS TO ACCURATELY CONVEY THE MEANING AND INTENTIONS OF THE ORIGINAL TEXT IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. IT REQUIRES STRONG LINGUISTIC KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING OF BOTH LANGUAGES BEING USED. TRANSLATORS MUST ALSO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT CULTURAL CONTEXT AND IDIOMATIC EXPRESSIONS IN ORDER FOR THEIR WORK TO BE EFFECTIVE AND PRECISE.
translate
shrimp
>>68301
#ai translate anglais francais cv

competences techniques et linguistiques cv

cv secretaire medicale formation

exemple de bon cv job etudiant

modele des nations unies cv pour travaille du sexe

competence a mettre sur un cv pole emploi

modeles de cvs gratuis word

comment faire une video de presentation cv

designer graphique autodidacte cv

modelos para fazer curriculum vitae em frances



Modèle 1:

Informations Personnelles:
Nom: Jean Dupont
Adresse: 10 Rue des Fleurs, Paris
Téléphone: +33 6 12 34 56 78
Email: [email protected]

Objectif Professionnel:
Je suis designer graphique autodidacte avec plus de cinq ans d'expérience dans le domaine. Je recherche actuellement un poste dans une entreprise dynamique où je pourrai utiliser mes compétences créatives pour créer des projets innovants.

Expérience Professionnelle:
Designer Graphique Freelance | Janvier 2017 - Présent
- Création d'identités visuelles pour plusieurs entreprises locales.
- Conception de supports publicitaires tels que flyers, brochures et bannières web.
- Gestion complète du processus créatif, depuis la conception jusqu'à la livraison finale.

Assistant Designer chez XYZ Entreprise | Juin 2015 - Décembre 2016
- Coopération étroite avec l'équipe marketing pour développer des campagnes publicitaires efficaces.
- Réalisation de designs originaux en accord avec les besoins spécifiques des clients.
- Participation à la création d'une nouvelle image corporative pour l'entreprise.

Compétences Techniques:
Adobe Creative Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign)
HTML/CSS
WordPress
Connaissance basique en SEO
Maîtrise de la langue française et anglaise

Formation:
Diplôme en Design Graphique | Université Paris-Sorbonne | Septembre 2011 - Juin 2015
Cours d'été en Web Design | École Supérieure des Arts Appliqués, Paris| Juillet-Août 2016

Références disponibles sur demande.

Modèle 2:

Informations Personnelles:
Nom: Marie Martin
Adresse: 5 Rue du Château, Lyon
Téléphone: +33 7 89 01 23 45
Email: [email protected]

Objectif Professionnel:
Designer graphique autodidacte avec une passion pour le design minimaliste, je suis à la recherche d'un nouveau défi professionnel dans un environnement créatif. Mon objectif est de mettre mes compétences au service d'une entreprise qui valorise l'innovation et la qualité visuelle.

Expérience Professionnelle:
Designer Graphique chez ABC Agence | Janvier2020 - Présent
- Conception d'identités visuelles pour des clients internationaux.
- Réalisation de maquettes pour sites web et applications mobiles.
- Collaboration étroite avec les développeurs pour assurer une mise en œuvre réussie des projets.

Freelance Designer Graphique | Avril2018 - Décembre2019
- Création de logos et supports publicitaires adaptés aux besoins spécifiques des entreprises clientes.
- Gestion complète du processus créatif allant de l'idée initiale jusqu'à la livraison finale.
- Développement continu de mes compétences grâce à divers projets variés.

Compétences Techniques:
Adobe Creative Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign)
Sketch
Web Design (HTML/CSS)
Connaissances en UX/UI design
Maîtrise de la langue française et anglaise

Formation:
Diplôme Universitaire Technologique en Graphisme | Université Lumière Lyon 2| Septembre 2014 - Juin2016
Cours d'été en Marketing Digital | École Supérieure de Commerce de Paris| Juillet-Août 2020

Références disponibles sur demande.
translate anglais
opna
>>68301
#reply translate

Igeni titkos taktikákat alkalmazó terrorista temetési tudósok veszélyesen visszaosztják Tarantino területén a vérszomjas szamurájoknak.
translate
shrimp
oh right its reply not the ai
shrimp
>>68301
#reply translate english:

I am not sure what you are trying to say as the sentence does not make much sense. It seems like a mix of random words and phrases. Can you please provide more context or clarify your message so I can give an accurate translation? Thank you!
translate english:
BigSadEnjoyer
i tried opnaa xD
BigSadEnjoyer
>
214 / 5,000
The perpetrators of the secret terrorist funeral tactics of the science-keepers, the redistribution of Tilziti's territory with Tarantino, were extremely dangerous, bloodthirsty, stabbing-sword-wielding samurai.
shrimp
Criminals secretive terrorist burial tactics science keepers The redistribution of Tilziti's territory with Tarantino was fortunate for dangerously dangerous dangerous bloodthirsty sword-wielding samurai.
opna
>>68310
wow you actually got the s sound right haha
BigSadEnjoyer
i tried lol
BigSadEnjoyer
i tried it a few times but its hard loll
BigSadEnjoyer
hungarian is a hard language to rap my head around
BigSadEnjoyer
how do u cast spells at it shrimp
BigSadEnjoyer
also isnt today when u start classes??
BigSadEnjoyer
:O
shrimp
yeah im panicking
BigSadEnjoyer
nah u got this!!!
BigSadEnjoyer
get dressed early :D
shrimp
i got this!!!
BigSadEnjoyer
START GETTING READY NOWWWWW aaaaaaaaaaa
shrimp
yeah i still got like uhh 3 hours before i need to leave
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
shrimp
all i need to do is put on clothes
shrimp
and steel my mind
>>68334
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68332
fear is the mind killer
shrimp
i will overcome it
shrimp
anxiety is so cringe why my brain gotta be like this
BigSadEnjoyer
I KNOW RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BigSadEnjoyer
we gonna make it well get throughi t we are so backkk
shrimp
#weresoback
shrimp
#itsover (62)
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68343
big news wowow
shrimp
news flesh
opna
not bad actually
BigSadEnjoyer
i like the energy of thiss it reminds of like mexican rock that ive heard kind offf
BigSadEnjoyer
because they use lots of trumpets xD
opna
I see
BigSadEnjoyer
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youtube has been reccomending me this video for like 3 or 4 years
BigSadEnjoyer
it shows up in my algo constantly and Im not interested I even hit hte not interested button on it once
BigSadEnjoyer
youtube REALLY think I should watch this video lmao
opna
just click on it once
BigSadEnjoyer
but then ill probably watch it lol
BigSadEnjoyer
i like these shorts of this guy who just eats in random japanese places and it makes me want to visit tokyo so much
BigSadEnjoyer
tokyo has such amazing foooood
BigSadEnjoyer
kaavvboiii
BigSadEnjoyer
.play ashes to ashes david bowie
BigSadEnjoyer
.play colors beck
BigSadEnjoyer
.play hear the bells porter
BigSadEnjoyer
.play miami horror i look to you
BigSadEnjoyer
.play dry the rain beta band
opna
good stuff
BigSadEnjoyer
horses are so fu cking cooooollll
BigSadEnjoyer
CANT YEAR HEAR THE BELLLS SINCE IN COLOGNEEEEEEEEEEEEGUHGYSDFDG
BigSadEnjoyer
aghsyuasgaisjg
BigSadEnjoyer
my brain is melting oh noooo
BigSadEnjoyer
I am paranoid I have brain cancer because I am so much dumber than I was 10 years ago.
BigSadEnjoyer
Is adult onset dyslexia a thing?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>68383
:(
anon
image.png
@shrimp i made someone mad...
shrimp
lool
shrimp
i didnt know zapdos was a farmer
>>68393
BigSadEnjoyer
okay ill play some random battles here i go
anon
>>68391
it was trying to pressure me with tbolt chip + toxic + spikes chip. unfortunately for him, i was just using the exact team he was playing just before that battle!
>>68395
BigSadEnjoyer
i want to play 5th gen random battle :(
>>68396
shrimp
>>68393
knowing ur enemy is powerful
anon
ill play a few rounds
BigSadEnjoyer
i dont know what ANY of these pokemon fucking do
anon
>>68398
yes i've seen bits and pieces of it when he was uploading the raw gameplay footage. i cant tell if gen 4 is truly that fucked or if he's too bitter about it
>>68402
BigSadEnjoyer
i chose the name funny lugia
shrimp
>>68400
yeah he absolutely lost it
anon
if jirachi was rly that broken with paraflinch cheese then im utterly surprised it went this long without getting banned at all
>>68407
shrimp
hes so funny tho
>>68405
anon
>>68404
i love seeing him crack
shrimp
he comes up with the funniest lines
shrimp
>>68403
yeah idk apparently theres like bureaucracy going on that has prevented it and also people hated machamp even more
BigSadEnjoyer
how do I accept
>>68412
BigSadEnjoyer
I got a pop up
BigSadEnjoyer
I havent used showdown in 5 years lmao
shrimp
i think it was really the gxe requirement for the suspect that really did jimmy boy in
anon
i dont know gen 5 either
shrimp
i only know gen 3
shrimp
and i can do well in randbats with showdex
>>68416
anon
>>68415
is that a browser add-on
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
its a calc thingy that integrates into showdown
shrimp
image.png
for a given format itll find like common sets or whatever altho for randbats it shows like the specific things it can have but it doesnt actually read what the pokemon is
>>68422
shrimp
so when youre playing OU its based on usage statistics
>>68422
anon
im sorry funny lugia...
BigSadEnjoyer
again
shrimp
i use in when playing adv
anon
>>68424
i need to use it asap, ive either been playing blind or spend forever manually calcing
>>68428
BigSadEnjoyer
what was your name jimothy?
shrimp
>>68426
yeah its super helpful for getting like general vibes of damage or you can edit it if u suspect like theyre ev'd a certain way
anon
Liquid Jimothy
anon
the son of big jim
anon
fuck i impulsely started a gen 3 battle
shrimp
let me spectate 🥺
shrimp
lol
anon
oh right i forgot i had spectators off
anon
i get paranoid about salty players stalking me
BigSadEnjoyer
image.png
am i retarded or is there nowhere to type ur name in
>>68452
shrimp
oh i didnt know u had it off i just dont know how to find it to spectate
anon
i unblocked challenges. gimme a sec
BigSadEnjoyer
my klawf is fast now i win
BigSadEnjoyer
wtf klawf OHKO latios with 1 attack boost knock off OP af
>>68443
shrimp
omg u got robbed
shrimp
the high roll
shrimp
>>68440
klawf got big claws
anon
gm
anon
>>68444
do you still have google in soviet russia or vpn?
anon
.play anthem of the ddr
anon
.skip
nonners
.skip
anon
this extension is a fucking godsent wtf
anon
finna peak the ladder with this shit. wizardry
shrimp
its rly nice
shrimp
the one thing i find a little annoying about it is that if your opponent sends out a mon that you have used before it will default to the set you used maybe theres a setting for that but you can also change it anyways
BigSadEnjoyer
WTF IS STELLAR TYPE
>>68458
shrimp
>>68457
#reply

Stellar type refers to the classification of a star based on its characteristics and properties, such as temperature, size, and luminosity. There are different types of stars in the universe, ranging from small and cool red dwarf stars to large and hot blue giant stars. The most common stellar type is a main sequence star, which includes our own sun. Other types include white dwarfs, neutron stars, and black holes. Stellar type plays an important role in understanding the life cycle of a star and its eventual fate.
shrimp
i think its uh a specific terra type for that turtle
shrimp
yeah them
shrimp
i think it makes them weak to any terratyped pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
well it swept
anon
>>68450
i hate normie suicide advice i hate normie suicide advice i hate normie suicide advice
>>68466
shrimp
The Stellar type (Japanese: ステラタイプ Stellar type) is a type that exists only in Generation IX. Unlike other types, no Pokémon or moves bear it naturally, and it is exclusive to Terastallized Pokémon. Stellar-type moves are super effective against other Tera Pokémon.
shrimp
When a Pokémon Terastallizes into the Stellar type, it gains an attack boost for every move type, but only once per type; 2× for the Pokémon's original types and 1.2× (4915/4096) for every other type, including Stellar. After a move is used, no other moves of that same type will receive this boost from being Terastallized. In Tera Raid Battles, all moves will be boosted in this manner without limit. In its Stellar Form, Terapagos similarly retains this boost at all times.

Stellar-type Tera Blast gains increased base power at the cost of lowering the user's Attack and Special Attack stats by one stage, and Stellar-type Tera Starstorm changes to hit multiple opponents. Other moves cannot be changed into the Stellar type.

A Pokémon that Terastallizes into the Stellar type will be unable to use Transform. Imposter will also fail.
anon
>>68466
i am not sad i just hate normie suicide advice
>>68470
anon
>just reinvent yourself and move to thailand
>>68472
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68469
dont move to thailand it suxx i know a russian expat tranny and she struggles a lot T_T
shrimp
>>68471
i think theyre making a joke about how normies will say "just dont be depressed"
>>68474
BigSadEnjoyer
oh im depressed
BigSadEnjoyer
"just dont be sad"
BigSadEnjoyer
i want to kms
BigSadEnjoyer
"just dont be sad"
BigSadEnjoyer
"drink some more wAtER"
>>68480
anon
>>68479
literal head of psychiatric hospital once said this too me
>>68481
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68480
hAvE u tRiEd eXeRciSiNg mOrE?
anon
>jUsT HiT The GyM bro
anon
i hate the antichrist
BigSadEnjoyer
imo the reason they say shit lke that is because theres no easy answer to over coming mental health crisis than wanting it really and faking it till u make it type shit u just have sufffer and write and work 4x as hard as a normal human to have 1/2 the quality of life and be thankful fo rit
anon
no i think theyre just delusional because they never had any mental health problems themselves
anon
they literally cant relate
BigSadEnjoyer
all people r fukin crazy doggg
BigSadEnjoyer
its all a mask, all of it normalcy and public image its all a mask
>>68489
anon
>>68488
wrong most people are genuinely happy (it took me a long time to realize this)
BigSadEnjoyer
you have to be smart to be happy
BigSadEnjoyer
most people are just apes who dont really feel storngly one way or the other
nonners
freedom-of-speech-1943.jpg!Large.jpg
so this actually happened to me at school yesterday, all the other kids in my class were arguing about if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable so i stood up and said "tomato doesnt mean the same thing to a botanist as it does to a chef, so all things resist categorisation and to try just reflects the pointless human desire for order" then my bully called me an absurdist fag and everyone laughed. i even tried to explain that im an absurdist, just not in the Camus sense (i fucking HATE camus) but in the Lewis Carroll sense but nobody cared. what the fuck was their problem?
>>68497>>68498>>68499>>68503>>68504>>68494
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68492
they died
BigSadEnjoyer
to try to-
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68492
fruit is a dumb term because like it has nothing to with taxonomy so its pretty much arbitrary anywayy it just has to do with how hte plant breeds
>>68505
BigSadEnjoyer
its like calling something 'aquatic' like it applies to so many things its more of a general term
BigSadEnjoyer
yea turtle and great white shark are both aquatic lmao
shrimp
theyre fruit!!!!
anon
>>68492
>what the fuck was their problem?
they are stupid normalfags i hate normalfags i hate normalfags
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68492
what a timeless, classic image
shrimp
>>68499
a fruit isnt an independent thing its a part of a plant thats why its not about taxonomy its a part of a plant
>>68507
BigSadEnjoyer
>>68505
nah good point u right
shrimp
you wouldnt catagorize cum taxonomically yk
BigSadEnjoyer
yea true
shrimp
thakn u for coming to my ted talk
BigSadEnjoyer
okee :)

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