>>686725
it was a virus im sorry

aw

ack

don't you hate it when you do an intramuscular injection and as soon as the needle is out there's that one sploot of blood

I'm usually pretty careful but sometimes that happens and it always makes me go uuugh

>>686681
boobtwinks are real

god these mods are such prudes

work webbed site

God these mods are such prunes

very fair

is there a reason ur a dinner lady?

what’s that?

also I hope ur not hurting rn Dakota and they got u some better pained killer

>>686803
oh thank u dinner lady :) i think they’d be called cafeteria ladies

>>686807
song isn’t too harsh on sound for me ;)

oh I’m going to have an energy drink! I’ve beeen trying them lately :3

chat its adv revival time

wow :)

.play [YouTube]

adv-enture?:)

wait its the jimvitational 2 i was wrong

fucking scared me

BOOM

we got zetts on the mic this time

the loud bleet scared me

mixed meta thats crazy

its hp fire

micksed meda

there it is

mixed meta and a mence. likely dd mence i would bet

we love the mash miss

theres the pert

perhaps blue offence

suicune and snorlax in the back

maybe a dug

ooooh blue in trouble

hi sadchan

pretty epic cant lie

they got the cif idk if its blue offense

MIXED ci

f

>>686842
oh yeah i was totally depressed like at the start of the year still

>>686844
medication and positive change

tyty

i feel the same way its genuinely like. weird

FRFRFR SHRIMPGANG

hype

can i have 1 as a treat

picking up new ones today I think

weh!!!!

sd pass celebi with starmie in the back my analysis was so wrong

oh its SEA i should've known itd be weird

cute

hehehe same

swampert my beloved

lol

based specialsad

you're that uh deckbuilding archetype thats about being cool and unique

faceless?

oo i definitely relate to that. altho i have like 2 modes probably

on one hand, bending rules goofy shit, on the other, abusing the meta champ to stomp people

aww nice

ya grombo is a sweetheart

heads up ice beam click

starmie wins

and thats why i use surf

physical celebi. only on a SEA team

i was at least right about dd mence

its literally the coolest (in my opinion)

i hated the phy/spec split until i got into gen 3 i think it creates a unique experience and meta

i think the split is probably healthier overall

yeah i agree. altho im really not familiar with the meta. the thing is its balanced around vgc and im a smogon player. and gen 9 was the first gen where they made ubers UU

a tier between OU and UB

i think gengar is going to win he looks very strong

gengar is very strong

>>686913
aw rip

yeah there are certainly a lot of critcisms that can be levied against smogon

its funny how they resist banning things so hard for some metas but just go crazy on others

>>686921
holy moly

lum berry on the rachi??

lethal

agil pass is fun

god

i like what adv did. only 1 mon can have bp and a stat boosting thing

then you can pass, and boost on the next mon. but no chaining

you can also have bp on multiple mons as long as they cant boost

you know what i really wish they would change

i wish paralysis was just speed control

instead of the para chance

parafuse?

oh my god lmao

sounds like gen 9 ou

altho the power level of gen 9 was just genuinely huge

yeah its really sad. the fact that you could carry your pokemon from yellow to like gen 7 was honestly a magical thing. they were your pokemon, coming along with you through your life. but now, you have to just leave them held hostage in the pokebank, paying nintendo to not delete your childhood if you made the mistake of trying to transfer

>>686943
LC?

omg hiii shrim hiiii sadchan

>>686952
hiii anon

>>686955
considering this is LC thats a lot damn. also >no sticky web

yeah isnt there like spin and haze and something else?

did gen5 have magic bounce too or

yeah

i have a Pure Power psu and its driving me insane

why she :3

whats your question

>>686980
bad dog

I watn to be a famous finance bro with women and sell bundled woman morgages at much higher than they should be valued causing a woman economic crash

i just want to be owned by a woman is that too much to ask in this economy

mods can we ban anyone under 6'

they make me uncomfortable

i would have to ban you

no but like i'm spiritually above 6'

doesn't matter. rules are rules.

well but we can make an exception because i'm the one who proposed it

no.

i would never be banned

and also i'm 6'

you;re like 4'2

you dont even got knees

everyone below 5'9 should be banned

i am literally 5'7 which if you round up is technically 6'

>>686996
>if you round up
stopped reading

well maybe be more LITERATE nonners

rounding up/down is a slippery slope, a vague quagmire

>>686983
but u cost a million dollars 😢

>>686988
good point dear

>>686995
everyone above 5’10” should be banned

>>686999
trvkes

my prescription is ready for pickup at CVS chat!!!!!

>>687002
#slap

: D

no

short people make me UNCOMFORTABLE

short people are like dwarves

.play short people got no reason t live

.play song of durin clamidi

I heard this song by never encountered the guy

funny guy :)

>>687000
for the right woman itd be free but im very particular

whoah:o

>>687014
ok i own you

>>687016
yes ma'am

YES

syke

thats the wrong number

yay! love… -gasp : O

you BITCH

maybe u can negotiate a discount boog

$10,000 maybe

beep beep beep

peep peep peep

it’s cool how he can play the piano like this while he sing

>>687024
you can't smite me

saying what we all thonk

smite deez would ya

what do we think of his hair chat

hair is cringe he should shave

bald arc? what if it makes him short and all his height was in his hair

I don’t like big curly bush on side of head for me it looks terrible on me. on top can be ok

this is short ppl core

short ppl are busy in the mines

does war thunder simulate how some tanks require shorter ppl than others, thus buffing those less ergonomic tanks by making the crew hitboxes smaller

is this hobbit soundtrack or something

they should be on a line that kisses me

it’s a song from the hobbit adapted I believe

by a hobbit cover band

>>687025
nah shes a bottom she couldnt handle me

handling shrimp’s bottom .. ><

sea bottom

shrimp scavenger

there will be no handling of my bottom

dead fish

>>687056
im just far too powerful of a brat

rotting on sea floor nomnomnom yummy

.play aljamain sterling im coming on that ass

>>687055
#ksay sad

he’s very low body fat

I would become holocaust survivor tier anorexic if I was an mma fighter so they only had bones to kick but also eat 100 grams calcium per day so they shatter their body trying to fight a shambling animated pile of bones

pole dancing is so crazy

true

his grip strength must be p good

.play tito ortiz 5 times a day

that’s so days pilled

>>687059
shrimps need to rest it ok

>>687068
that’s so sad betraying their love for men. they should have cool seduction moves to make the other men love them while they dodge around enemy attacks/tank them til the enemy fighter submits the fight so they can go have loving sex together

>>687059
i usually (basically always) do all the work lol

.play secret agent man

hmmm twinky has a pretty face

I hope that doesn’t mean an evil mind..

sounds like ‘secret Asian man’ a lil

.play norm macdonald exaplain to the folks

I should be that

>>687081
that's because we've never done it

>>687079
shrimp needs resting

>>687089
to america? fucking never lmao

shrimp is an agent of the Canadian nation to seduce innocent worms into their clutches…

i will die in border agent custody if i do

explain to the folks at home what baot is

>>687092
this is true, and im working for AI. im starting an AI cult

ai shrimp: D

>>687094
i dont like boats

they catch shrimps on boats very sad history…

if think maybe because the boat is stimulating in uncontrolled ways and there’s risk and things

i feel like sprinting 10 miles rn

>>687036
ur a BITCH

how bout that

>>687101
i lied i just dont want to go to america

that’s my theory

would you sail to Europe?

no i'd die

id fly there tho

waow

how would you die?

u can bring crackers

oceans are big and scary and ive never sailed a boat

I’M going to kayak to Europe to prove you wrong

.play the parting glass

>>687118
id rather sail in canada's EEZ

>>687118
you couldn't sail a boat even if you tried. you are unboatable

>>687122
this is reductive and bigoted.

>>687124
omg stop talking about me...

>>687123
#slap bad girl

did you guys see the ethel cain stuff

sadly i have been using twitter a little so i saw something about that but i have no opinions and i dont know whats true or real but they seem like a rather nasty person

>>687129
explain to the folks at home who ethel cain is

>>687131
#reply

ethel cain is a singer-songwriter known for her haunting, gothic americana sound. her music often blends themes of religion, trauma, and southern gothic storytelling. she gained attention with her album *preacher's daughter*, a dark, cinematic narrative about abuse, identity, and survival. her vibe is moody, raw, and unflinchingly personal—kind of like if dolly parton went through a twin peaks filter.

>>687130
it's called x

sharing booger but also yeah don’t trust Reddit maybe

>>687136
twitter

don't trust anything. we live in a post truth society. the only thing you can know is gnosis

trust shrimp

do NOT trust me i lie for fun

I don’t trust the demiurge

>>687137
subredditdrama literally posts links to everything, it's a better encyclopediadramatica

>>687139
you have never said anything more realerer

shrimp is a spirit outside the plernoma guiding us to good thing

>>687144
i cannot trust your assessment but I appreciate the sentiment

my assessments are always astute

>>687146
i trust you completely

singing this w worms before my trip across the Atlantic

>>687148
wire me $600 so i can buy a makebook air1

this sounds sooo good I want to sing like this

>>687141
shrimp lies

>>687150
ok just sent it-oops wrong address u owe me $700 now because I lost money

.play [YouTube]

I love that message

:3 good night and joy be to you all

>>687157
???

#c time in paris (7:38:08 p.m. central european summer time, thursday, july 10, 2025)

it's only 7:30

>>687154
sorry not my problem!

>>687143
good if they do that

>>687161
ok I didn’t know u don’t owe that now

u owe me $10 because of interest and fees though