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just dumb essay thingy I like
1.1046%booger!boymodewng
#ksay saeki
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s-splode
anon
I would never splode you
anon
making French onion soup with my cock out
>>689618
anon
in the nude
1.1048%booger!boymodewng
>>689616
pour it on your cock
anon
Too late
anon
I put on my baptist preacher fit
straw bury
he already drinked it all
straw bury
twinky do u eat soup or drink soup
>>689628
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Snailmaxxing
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snale c:
straw bury
listen 2 bury nice, nicemoder >:(
>>689636
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And by that I mean eating lettuce while completely naked and covered in ooze
straw bury
where does one acquire ooze
anon
You eat water
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You make it
anon
drinking is always a misnomer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I made my own ooze
anon
I make my own ooze, would you like to drink some
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No homo?
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::bury heart nice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SAY NO HOMO RIGHT NOW
shrimp
homo
anon
I am gay as fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anon
I literally regularly suck penises
>>689647
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Does it even taste good
anon
Depends on the guy tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mmm satly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dick sucking champion of Louisiana of 2015
>>689650
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heating oven to make raspberry tarts
nonners from small screen
pain
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ouu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689650
I told you all I am an ESP
nonners from small screen
summer is fuckin pain and hell i hate life
>>689664
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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"There are no magic words, only Necronomicon quotes"
anon
Because the girl I lost my virginity to is married now
shrimp
hmm im neither a girl nor married
>>689667
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689659
I woke up (day ruined)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I had a weird dream and my father was in it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not peeing in this
anon
...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
...
lain from sissy pirate radio
..
anon
...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
???
lain from sissy pirate radio
...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
?!?!??!!?
shrimp
>>689667
yeah you're also not a girl so its even more unlikely plus ive never been to america
>>689698
1.1049%booger!boymodewng
#poll should i shower and are you racist/yes/no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Glegle jumpscare
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHich one am supposed to answer to
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What if I'm one of these but not the other
lain from sissy pirate radio
>>689685
userscript
shrimp
ohh
shrimp
to hide?
lain from sissy pirate radio
blocks polls for X time
1.1050%booger!boymodewng
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no that's there for everyone
shrimp
ohh ok
shrimp
its a userscript
anon
exsqueeze me
shrimp
she knows too much. we had to... deal with her
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Banned for [REDACTED]
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oooo
anon
>>689700
I could have done the thing where I put my shoes on my knees
>>689706
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689701
#gay_sex
shrimp
>>689703
i haven't considered this....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689701
#tag (unknown booru upload error) gay sex
anon
alright my broiler is NOT hot enough
>>689711
shrimp
delicious
shrimp
thank you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vore
lain from sissy pirate radio
>>689711
oh my god finally
twinkanon face reveal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm agender I can be anything
>>689721
1.1051%booger!boymodewng
there's 3 racists here wtf
nonners from small screen
im a gender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm genderliquid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do you know what I like?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Canadians
shrimp
oyu like randal
shrimp
is that why u have a crush on me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Are you?
shrimp
ye
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LEAF DETECTED
anon
>>689727
I got breast augmentations then had them removed
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leaf or sage would be a cute name
>>689739
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boobnon
anon
>>689737
with sage, I feel like that's a....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dragon Sex
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I mean in a different context and pronunciation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689740
Which oen
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its also one in asia
shrimp
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
lain from sissy pirate radio
how
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Proof?
shrimp
Sage is what you name your daughter in the late 60s
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#ai what regions is sage a name in

sage is a name used in multiple regions, including:

- **united states** (esp. as a unisex name)
- **united kingdom** (trendy in recent years)
- **canada** (similar to us usage)
- **australia/new zealand** (growing popularity)
- **latin america** (sometimes as "sagitario" influence)
- **asia** (rare but exists, especially in urban areas)

it's also a nature-inspired name tied to the herb, so it pops up where english names are adopted. what regions is sage a name in
shrimp
after you wrecked your brain with acid
>>689758
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sage is like a plant or whatever?
lain from sissy pirate radio
sage is like a 19-20 year old xbox boy name
>>689765
shrimp
yes its also a plant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sage is uhhh High Guardian SPice character
shrimp
tfw my brain is too broken to do psychs safely anymore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw no canadian bf
anon
>>689747
I live in New Orleans and every single person I know named sage is black
nonners from small screen
ban twinkanon for racing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Life or bath for Twinknon?
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it makes me wanna die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689764
CHICKEN SANDWHICH
lain from sissy pirate radio
huh
lain from sissy pirate radio
you werent kidding
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sned me too
lain from sissy pirate radio
its right there front and center huh
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>>689776
the shirt that awful ex bf gave me that has loli related words on it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::gay sex
anon
Oh god
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yesss
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I'll send you worms the
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pictures of how he lived while I lived in his room w him
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and the horrid figures
shrimp
oh no
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(nothing inherently explicit, but badly suggestive and like icky so would dm them, don't wanna cause ppl here psychological damage)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dragon Sex
anon
luckily my room is bare and wholesome
anon
it looks like a room you'd see in a commercial
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yeah
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idk if you've seen mine
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I gotta send u some of my main pics
anon
I need to make my bed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to
anon
my plain white comforter on the ebd
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I'll make it for u!
anon
The most plain generic bedding
anon
Nah I will make YOUR bed
anon
because I like to dote on people
>>689805
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to start Club Penguin any tips
>>689804
anon
>>689803
it's easy to farm coins with the submarine game, you can pick up the pearl at the bottom in like 30 seconds for 500 coins a pop
>>689808
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love u n peeps sm
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wanna express that luv tho smh
>>689810
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm SO fucking SWEATY
>>689817
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I'm gonna put raspberry tarts in oven I think
>>689821
GlooberPuter
enjoy :)
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<3
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enjoy u gloob
GlooberPuter
^^
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but would share
anon
But I am not supposed to have sweets
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awwww
GlooberPuter
sweets decrease balding acording to new medical research slightly
>>689828
1.1055%booger!boymodewng
>>689811
what????? that's so meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>689846
GlooberPuter
u won't tho one day
anon
My hair genetics are
GlooberPuter
randy is think
anon
>keep until the age of 50 looking like a mop
GlooberPuter
waow
anon
>it all falls out at 55
GlooberPuter
FFF
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink death
anon
My uncle Michael is 70 and still has a shitload of hair though
GlooberPuter
I've got a head start on u
GlooberPuter
how does it feel to be LOSING???
>>689848
GlooberPuter
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going to wax my bald spot and shine in ur eyes while u cry mwah hah hah
::evil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad "(
anon
Or I guess he is 80 now
1.1056%booger!boymodewng
>>689828
it's a lot actually not alot it's not one word
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like to eat cake and lie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bully Twink................
anon
>>689840
I mean, at least you don't have chunks of skin falling off of your scalp
>>689853
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
2011 was the only good year
anon
>forgetting about the big 2014
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was asleep at the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't rember
GlooberPuter
>>689848
he got the free snaccs waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeas
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
S fucking space rock fell down
anon
>>689854
You know in retrospect, the world did start ending in 2012
>>689864
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not on Novosibirsk but still
GlooberPuter
phew
GlooberPuter
and not on yaroslavl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Duh
GlooberPuter
all that matters
anon
Just very very slowly
GlooberPuter
#protectthisyaroslavl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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::yaroslavlpilled
GlooberPuter
YOOOO
anon
In fact, any country with a nuclear weapon is wacko now
GlooberPuter
>>689870
hmmm not sure if good enough
anon
>>689870
That's not where St. Basil's is locaated
GlooberPuter
we're going to move it
nonners from small screen
#ai does egyot have more sand than any count

egypt has a lot of sand, especially in the sahara, but saudi arabia probably has more due to huge deserts like the empty quarter. also, sahara spans multiple countries, so it's not all egypt's sand. no official rankings but saudi likely edges it out. does egyot have more sand than any count
anon
Also St. Basil's was way smaller than I thought it was
GlooberPuter
we're also going to upgrade it
shrimp
>>689868
they were all already insane lol
nonners from small screen
#ai whats the least in demand natural resource

probably something like sulfur or boron. they've got niche uses, but nowhere near as high demand as oil, copper, or rare earth metals. still useful, just not in crazy demand globally. whats the least in demand natural resource
>>689886>>689885
GlooberPuter
>>689868
how so they seem normal
GlooberPuter
all yaroslavl residents can have any food they want
shrimp
>>689879
time to corner the sulfur market
anon
>>689879
My roommate used to talk about the Helium Reserves and wrote an invective essay about how Obama sold off all our strategic helium and how he's the worst president for tha
>>689893
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689882
Yesss
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put them in the oven
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<3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Satoru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You ever go to bed after watching Death Note and dream up an anime boy? That's Satoru's lore
nonners from small screen
>>689886
wow, helium pilled roommate
anon
He also legit predicted Coronavirus being a huge thing when it was still like sub 10,000 cases in China which was crazy
>>689897
lain from sissy pirate radio
#poll would you use the death note/yes/no
anon
Like I joked with him that we need to stock up on rice and canned beans while he was telling me about it
nonners from small screen
>>689894
thats easy to predict, it will eitget be a big thing or not, it 50 50
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would, need to kill a couple people
shrimp
id probably kill 100s
lain from sissy pirate radio
immediate zip over to
#wiki Billionaire [Wikipedia]
anon
Who wouldn't use the death note?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MUSK PENIS
shrimp
god someone has to fucking kill that guy
lain from sissy pirate radio
god someone has to fucking kill that guy
shrimp
can we get a group prayer going
anon
god someone has to fucking kill that guy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Someone has to fuck this guy
nonners from small screen
elon has a very elbowable face
shrimp
death cult but its only for the death of billionaires and world leaders
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Elon Musk x reddit reader smutfic
>>689915
lain from sissy pirate radio
#ai SEARCH MODE INITIATED : !! : Find SOmeone to Dump One IN Elon Musk

lol go outside SEARCH MODE INITIATED : !! : Find SOmeone to Dump One IN Elon Musk
>>689917>>689919
nonners from small screen
almost accidentally reported someone cuz mobile
>>689913>>689923
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I luv that artists images
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689915
I can see his caged micropeen through the business pants so bottom
lain from sissy pirate radio
>>689911
incredible
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>>689911
oops meant to link to ur post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WOah
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woh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wumpa fruits do look good
SadChan🍉🍉
lotta deathnote users ITT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad :))
SadChan🍉🍉
hi randalfagggg hru?
>>689932
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sweaty as shit
SadChan🍉🍉
who are u killing first?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
First, Evraev. Second, Molchanov, third, probably another politician
SadChan🍉🍉
1. Putin
2. Trump
3. Netenyahu
4. Bobby Kotick
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heya sad
nonners from small screen
>>689923
no? were u replying to someone else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>689935
SHE'S ALREADY DEADDDDDDDDDDDD
anon
.play I will not eat a single bite until margaret thatcher is dead and buried
lain from sissy pirate radio
#wiki (no wikipedia results found) List of Republican Senators
>>689941
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik thatcher
anon
>>689939
tbh the Republican House members are a whole different level of insane these days because most of them are fresh from the trump era
>>689943>>689945
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play egg meow
shrimp
>>689941
the entire party is a deranged sycophantic cult that needs to be put down
>>689949
anon
>>689943
I mean this without exaggeration, I am a pacifist and a generally peaceful guy, but if I saw someone wearing that shirt, I would deck them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whoah wat was that
nonners from small screen
>>689923
i have seen it but not fully lel i misread what u said cuz im in dakr room on phone
anon
>>689945
I'm inclined to agree, but there is spineless (Rubio, Cruz, McConnell) and there is genuinely deranged (MTG, Stephen Miller, etc.)
shrimp
>>689923
i got rec'd this in my feed but i wasnt sure if it was a 'ethics in videogame journalism' type of channel or not
>>689951
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>>689950
it's good
I recommend cus it also sussed me with the channel and title, though its good analysis of how he really didn't ever do traditional development and such
like he just did QA and some security in python, not game dev as he's claimed
shrimp
oh sweet
oh lmao
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he '''is''' making a game, that the last like 10% of a single chapter has taken like 6+ yrs to release, that he took Kickstarter money for many years ago
>>689963
nonners from small screen
it was funny, he was doing stuff like arr[0] arr[1] etc instead of looping
>>689958
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haha the
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video code shown u mean
>>689960
shrimp
>>689954
i don't even know how to write anything but json files but i even I know about for i in arr[]
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lol
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he just released part two about his 'unpriateable' saves
shrimp
>>689953
yeah i heard about this a few months ago when he drew a bunch of attention for ratting in hardcore wow llmao
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yeah
shrimp
well he drew the attention for being a stuck up prick with no sense of shame or morality
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I didn't look into that situation much but I watch Inside Games and Checkpoint and it was mentioned, all the DDOS drama
shrimp
i think the way he was harassed was entirely unacceptable to be clear
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yeah
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he's still quite a dick though, but attacking people like that in response is gonna make him act even worse
shrimp
yup
anon
I'm a firm believer in enslaving game developers
>>689974
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he's saying, I think, vx underground might make a vid
heh
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are u gonna enslave me
anon
Yes
anon
But for reasons unrelated to game development
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:D
anon
hmm?
1.1058%booger!boymodewng
#ksay saeki saeki saeki saeki
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#ksay boooogooogoooger
1.1059%booger!boymodewng
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
>>689985
anon
>>689983
summoning saeki just to throw yourself out of a window in front of her
1.1060%booger!boymodewng
>>689986
you would NOT
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I'll maybe be crushed bout would
1.1061%booger!boymodewng
it took like 8 hours total but i finally finished my script for the dumb typing website
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ooooo
1.1062%booger!boymodewng
but now i hate the UI
>>689995
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yppee
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;w;
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I was working on a page for mine yday
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whaaa
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have u or peeps actually shared it
1.1063%booger!boymodewng
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like idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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awwe
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it looks nice
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