>>690805
aha

>>690818

they are trapped on the ceiling!!

thank u for helping them

>>690832
.play cows around corb lund

i mean it's a song about cows...

mooo nice cow

cow appriciator

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   Cows coming out in the summer. Happy cows!

   Johannes Driessen

   1:03
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   Happy Cows Running Out to Pasture 1st time 2019

   Acres of Clay Homestead

   6:47
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   Happy Cows skipping out to grass for the first time. April 2012

   The Funky Farmer

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   HAPPY COWS DANCING, RUNNING, SKIPPING OUT, AND JUMPING IN THE FIELD VIDEO

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   The happiest day of the year - happy cows being let out into the spring grass.

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cow aHyoe

hype

id like living on a farm but i wouldnt want to raise cows. maybe birds

hape cows

when i have my commune or rebuild civilization fantasies i wonder how many cows youd need to keep to keep a viable population going.

>>690878
uhh I’ll say 7

tbh tho I think 2 yes they’ll be fugged up but once you breed enough you can start irradiating them maybe to get more mutations

>fugged
don't you mean FUCKED

booger:O

#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") feed twink grass and turn into cow; ye;no

oh well

google thinks its 50 individuals. or 500.

that was too dark

.play talking veterinarian blues corb lund

i just sort of saw some kind of flirt and zoned out

do you think in the alternate cow reality poor college students eat freeze dried grass?

so you dont think in a world where food grows everywhere that it would turn into a dystopia hellscape where paradoxically every square inch is covered in some useless concrete building?

>>690899
i am a perfectionist i think

cows do not need to be fed grass they eat it on their own

>>690903

>>690907
don't bonk me either

>>690908
i bet u do but sometimes we just dont get what we want

jesus christ i just looked at the cow tools comic and saw purpose in the tools.

do you have anything else meaningless, like, explicitly meaningless as far as we know? i need to check

okay wait, wait. i still dont know what the 3 sea shells do. im fine.

>>690920
currency

>>690930
check again

saeki dont encourage the sex pest

he must be cast out

>>690936
you will do no such thing

>>690939
yeah i mean you couldn't reach anyone to kiss them because you're so short

girls kissing is really pretty

always so helpful, booger

man i wish i was a girl kissing another girl

>>690945
sorry

.play [YouTube]

one day i will give off the same vibe as this cover art

that was me hitting the up button again to scroll up and it scrolled up in replies instead

do u have ur flock of pigs and upside down cross

and sludge metalhead fit

>>690964
i would love to crucify you one day

pfff I don’t know what she complain about is ez to carry xD

rebar gurls

>>690969
yeah im just rlly weak tbh :/

my piece a lil smaller than hers..

:3

>>690981
#freeze

no sex

moooodsssss twinky is having sex with me again ;-;

>>690984
aaaa ::kiss

having sex with someone without them is the gravest offense

straw can u build us all a steel frame to live under yet

>>690989
thats the point im saving u from him ;w;

we can put cardboard between the steel to stand on and keep weather out

>>690998
i will never be a steelworker i hate steelworking i hate metal working i hate sheet metal

but if it was for u then i guesr...............

:0 omg

ohhhhh ur iron pilled not steel

:3

:3

isn’t steel stronger why don’t they use it

sorry i only made it 6'4 feet high u cant fit in here

>>691000
#kiss our beloved iron wok straw girl mother wife sister

>>691012
that's literally doule your size lmao

#ai why don’t iron workers use steel isn’t it stronger

steel is used a lot in construction, but iron workers often work with both. wrought iron is more malleable and easier to work with for certain stuff like ornamental designs. also, "ironworker" is kind of a historic term even though they mostly work with steel now. steel's stronger for big structural stuff, but it depends on the job. why don’t iron workers use steel isn’t it stronger

I knew it!!!! u do use steel!!!!

>>691019
ok fine we use steel but i will NEVER work with sheet metal never ever

steel is stiffer than iron. more brittle.

: D

that’s ok we will use cardboard instead of the sheet metal

swage

>>691026
the stiffer something is the more brittle it is.
*tink*

>>691026
well u dont have it anymore

we should test ductility by seeing how it responds to a hammer blow ;)

>>691030
need it for what

>>691029
i was sitting here thinking "we need to do an elasticity test" and forgot which side of the argument i was on

thats wat i thot

>>691033
I’m on ur side I don’t know how to do these teats and engineering cool

>>691035
if made of steel it will only deform a lil

actually could a penis be harder than steel?

because yes the fluid filled chamber will rupture under enough pressure but water not so compressive

a penis could potentially be that hard... in extreme circumstances. such as high pressure or low temperatures.

RED gREEN RED grEEN REd green hfjbhfbahdjfajksdf

#ai is ice harder than steel

no, steel is way harder than ice. ice is about a 1.5 on the mohs scale, while steel is around 4-4.5. ice can't scratch steel, but steel can scratch ice easily. is ice harder than steel

so freezing not worm

#ai how high pressure would the water in a balloon need to be to be harder than steel

to make water harder than steel, you'd need insane pressures—way beyond what a balloon could handle. steel has a hardness of around 4-4.5 on the mohs scale, but water in a solid (ice) state doesn't get close at normal pressures. even ice vi or vii (formed under extreme pressures) isn't harder than steel. you'd probably need pressures in the millions of atmospheres to theoretically alter the structure enough, but at that point, the water wouldn't be water anymore. also, a balloon would burst long before you got there—most materials would fail under those conditions. so, practically impossible with balloons. nice try fed. how high pressure would the water in a balloon need to be to be harder than steel

>>691045
well need to inspect this soft squishy layer by feeling it repeatedly to understand its properties in all places

date wit saeki at da glegle building

at least use runes u horny fools

>>691055
*whispering* twinky!!!! what r u doing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>691050
we’re going to replace your skin with steel in order to make it harder than steel

>>691052
::epic

>>691059
nuh uh i would protect her

>>691056
::steins

>>691054
this never would have happened if I were a professional iron worker

>>691064
but it has a lot of pressure behind it

#ai is a pressurized steel tank considered harder than an unpressurized one?

pressure alone doesn't technically make the material itself harder, but a pressurized steel tank can behave differently under stress. internal pressure creates pre-stress in the tank walls, which can make it more resistant to certain types of external deformation or collapse. but the hardness of the steel is determined by its composition and heat treatment, not pressure. if u drop something heavy on both, the pressurized one might resist better but that’s more about structural integrity than material hardness. is a pressurized steel tank considered harder than an unpressurized one?

>>691067
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE BE RUNNING FROM U AT THE GLEGLE RESTAURANT

they must have security surely

>>691070
saeki dont read old messages twinky is being unholy

#ai define hardness in engineeringg

in engineering, hardness is a material's resistance to deformation, scratching, or indentation. its measured by tests like rockwell, brinell, or vickers. common in metals, ceramics, and composites, affects wear resistance and durability. higher hardness usually means less ductility. define hardness in engineeringg

>>691079
::bury cry
#throw

qt

yeah pressure isn’t going to help w scratch resistance

do u have a nice running route?

:(

ahw

bwah what a shame..........................................

water boy and fire gurl

poor twinky go ez on him when he chase

he been putting his super soft conditioner in he foot now it melt :(

twinky got flat feet he dodged the draft

like he dodges the touch of a woman

sadge the women sad

strawy got iron uhhh heart

they don’t want ppl in the army who can’t survive a few weeks on their own internal calories

so actually being more fit isn’t helpful they want at least 90% body fat in the army

how is twinky gonna trek all the way from new orleans to seattle washington with that silly little foot :(

they launch u out of a cannon at the evemy, some fat protecting u by burning up on reentey, then u make a huge crater on landing and u kill until u run out of fat after a few weeks and they pick u up in helicopter and feed u soda from a tanker truck

I think that’s really low

>>691115
how r u gonna step on the gas pedal with ur silly little foot

foot motorcycle

>>691118
yeah they cant be cuz u dont have any

:0

u thought i wouldnt figure it out?

revealed!!!!!

ooh :0

u dont even got an inch

ouch! :0

tf am i supposed to do with that

he bores a hole inside your thorax and lays his eggs

twinky is a paracitoid wasp

so sad when promising young men are exposed as wasps

pretty color

but I bet the flavor is the same thruout right?

I would save money by just buying an entire bag of sugar what about u

rose!!!!!!!!!

rosey rosey rosey rosey rosey

we love rose

lets all love rose

awwwww :(

oooooh :0

ok :)

tell them about us!!!!! invite them to our houses!

we love u rose :3

I’m so eepy but still up

ahw

would cuddle

im crying

this chicken is such a jerk

army of darkness

jerked chicken

want chicken so badly.

just ate jerked chicken and riced

delicious.

i am only in mild pain

>>691185
yay

ahw:)

>>691188
its not hard im extremely loose with my location info ive mentioned my town multiple times

we could get coffee

ur third in line tho i have 2 americans i need to fly over here first

or three possibly

so maybe fourth

i guess if you pay yourself you can skip the line but you gotta pay for the airbnb too