rest in peace shoutout the soviet union gotta be one of my favorite genders

>>698474
there's an overwhelming part of me (sometimes) that makes me wish i would've kept my life on the course that would've allowed me to work for the NSA, completely oblivious to all the horrible shit about this place

>>698478
honestly that'd be cool
you are boat coded

>>698485
it means these are truly the last days

>>698489
[talk show host] now check inside your wallet!!!

>>698486
what if you did it for just a year then dumped half your money in whatever investment

im a federal agent

im the first trans woman federal agent

>>698502
thank you for your service

of course, citizen

#ai what do federal agents refer to non-feds as

nice try fed. what do federal agents refer to non-feds as

yep.

just teleported to camelot 200 times

level 55 magic

Im brown

its only just begun

Y

Yes]#

WHA

I am very brwon

I dont evr g oout

Except 4 groceries

IMindian...

waow i made 300k doing high alch

>>698538
too tacky

>>698521
>>698529
you're cute, you just need to smile. you have a resting bitch face

>>698493
glad <3 keep that peace

>>698537
was this a flash game originally or on the Wii?

I played it a lil

o I played a knock off flash fame

>>698343
>>698346
>>698347 as someone who used to work in security at one of these data centers, it's pretty heavily guarded. and that's from an unarmed pov

chat my power bank got recalled chat they maybe give me. another

indianon is typing : D

I rember data center security anon :)

I think she had to drive to work and it took a lil bit and got a text from coworkers

>>698549
>>698550
if ur talking about me, i ended up quitting a month ago.

oooh lore yeah u :):)

yeah overnights sucked. i just neet now

I BET!!!

ahw:(

that’s why we’re pulling you in on the job

we’re going in LOUD just like in payday

just blast away and t use healing consumables

if you have a working security card, it's easy. you just have to pray it's not been reported because they can shut off the card's accessibility within minutes

I bet :) I would try to log access too and have a system edit which flags ppl not in the area they have their server or smth like that

yea i would fuck with that a lot because id neglect to tell people their new badges arent activated yet lol

lol x)

u got visitors at night?!

interesting

I used this site a lot a couple of months ago, but I was in a bad place and kinda mean to people... im sowwy

:(

>>698565
#hug

>>698567
#hug

: D

I gotta do job apps today

got my first rejection yesterday

Yikes sorry about that

it kinda overwhelm but it ok, kinda expected it

hmm yes Ive heard that the job market/app stuff is kinda annoying rightnow

they say u gotta do like 80 job apps to get one

I’ve done 4 or so lol

are you in america?

ok makes sense, ive heard similar stuff

u should visit each worm u made mad w a cake or smth and use ur security skills to fight enemies together

poggers!

bury cake

spixerman no!!!

spoderman

I don’t like Spider-Man for doing this

>>698563
it'd mostly be in the early morning from 6am-8am

but also yeah recently, there have been a lot of workers in the building overnight since every tech company is pushing ai

this is good we can use this intel for THE JOB

that prolly make sense tho

the only reason ai is advancing so fast these couple of years is because they overwork people

ooh interesting

all the ‘tech’ ppl I’ve met have either been busy or scammers

maybe u should be an emt or nurse or smth

that’s kinda like security, had a uniform and stuff

and cutting ppl open

have you had good activities while neet I hope? it get depressing while alone

i smoke weed a lot. i also do fun times with my gf. overall it's all good activities, i just have a shit memory.

waow : D

weed and monotony will do that fr

can u get a second gf and give her to me?

that could be your new hustle!

innovation!

new field inventing moment! sell gfs to ppl

i only want to date my gf but i can make a love attraction sign for you

you could be the first one in history to do that ;)

>>698607
ooooh ebin I’m a lil lazy so this is good

maybe put glitter on it to catch ppls eyes

tbh that seems more soulful to me than apps

ages 19-23, no cissies allowed

maybe cut out and glue on a collage of my favorite characters and things too

I’m 26 tho I’m just reguarded

oh srry i assume most people here are in their early 20s

i just turned 26 myself

ngl i miss coming here while blazed out of my mind, i need to do it more

: D 26ster hell yeh

u could just pretend to be blazed

save moneys

uh chat toenail is crackee

#ai do ppl with souls go to those expensive music festivals? my friend wants to go to one and the tickets are like $300. am I correct in warning her the danger of them canibalizing her in one of their strange rich ppl rituals?

yeah $300 is insane for a festival ticket. but nah, rich ppl aren’t eating festivalgoers—they’re too busy overcharging for warm bottled water and pretending to like electronic music. the real danger is coming home broke with hearing damage and a fake sense of enlightenment. warn her about that instead. do ppl with souls go to those expensive music festivals? my friend wants to go to one and the tickets are like $300. am I correct in warning her the danger of them canibalizing her in one of their strange rich ppl rituals?

anti I need u to put on a music festival for her to go to instead

I’ll give you a cut of the proceeds from me robbing the datacenter and eating all the plastic and metal

.play [YouTube]

i napped

im west coast wdy

?

smoking this [redacted]

>>698682
i agree

yay

howcome i feel more hungover than i did earlier today

after nappying

this is so fucked up

>>698683
oh thats brutal

i would cry i think. longest i been in transit was like 10 hours and it was AWFUL

>>698683
yooo hype

set a timer to stretch legs once an hour

I will drive u if want

I’m so good at driving chat

they call me they driver

literally me

warf

more like meowing

huh

AAheemMM

>>698771
are you trans

>>698771
hat-cif

>>698778
#kiss

warf

wruf

hm

>>698787
hrm?

>>698763
Dakota bacc!!!! : D

I've been mostly been getting up at 7am since u suggested

>>698738
ahw :(

>>698755
that a good call

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i have officially arrived after 17 hours of travelling holy fuck

welcowm back booger

>>698810
#change welcowm to whale cum

>>698811
#freeze

FUCK

straw bury please post more glegle i need to print them out and put them on shit in my downtown area

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glegle mass production

The world is a vampire, sent to marry me.

i killed libpol

>>698825
no

>>698809
poggers it’s boogin time

>>698822
fire : D

hihi saeaeaeki

saeki ^~^

what u maeki saeki: D

would eat w u

wow :) I never had I don’t think

I get overwhelmed and gag w lots of cheese but I can take it slow :)

ooh :)

my friend said maybe I should visit my friends but idk ehhhh

yeah

:) I made black tea yesterday

I like tea w sweets, I told my dad I didn’t want him to buy sweets at the grocery store b/c I want to lose a lil weight but he went tee hee I got it anyway ;) and I was mad at him and exclaimed rudely but I said sorry and the cookies are still in there. I don’t think I’ll be giving up my self respect yet though

maybe put some sugar in oatmeal

I don’t know where I wan be