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0.0233% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>700310
glooberPC
shrimp
lain from computers
>>700304
thats the ghost of kiev
shrimp
一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一
>>700315
glooberPC
tru
shrimp
tehukrainianpilot
glooberPC
tehkieviteghoster
0.0234% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeh
anon
Bloober is a blue collar worker
0.0235% laptopbooger!boymodewng
exactly
shrimp
its been bound to my macro this whole time hehe
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hehe
glooberPC
:)
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I keep accidentally hitting my autorun script on my mouse that is on a different device
glooberPC
It looks nice when it rolls out
0.0236% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>700317
lain you have failed to post a youtube link. You know what–
>>700323
0.0237% laptopbooger!boymodewng
this means right?
>>700326
glooberPC
this is so sad
glooberPC
going to miss lain :(
0.0238% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>700326
no lain it means that 35 children will be executed.
>>700330
glooberPC
hurray!
glooberPC
:'(
glooberPC
ooooh the tables have turned
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.skip (video skipped)
glooberPC
REAL rose
shrimp
>>700332
its fucking evil!!!!!!! i feel like its like. designed to just be torture.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just want a little job so i can pay my gay lil rent n maybe buy this girl i like dresses sometimes
>>700365
0.0239% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>700332
don't search for jobs, make them search for you
glooberPC
I'm pulling 1 up now!!
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one sec I'm lagging super hard I need to turn off video player :(
glooberPC
sigmaboog
shrimp
im totally capable and fine when it comes to wokring but holy shit does job searching ever destroy me
>>700346
shrimp
it is honestly dreadful and soul crushing
0.0241% laptopbooger!boymodewng
don't fucking freeze me
shrimp
watcha gonna do abt it
0.0242% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm gonna report you to the moderators
>>700355
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trying to find those emotes
shrimp## global mod
oh?
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trying to find those tele stickers
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looking through my pinterest
0.0244% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what happened to flower mod
shrimp## global mod
uhh they no longer moderate thats abt all i can say i think
>>700363>>700366
glooberPC
my windows are tiled right now
0.0245% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>700361
:, discord me it?
glooberPC
ahw :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>700338
imagining having a little coffee shop job and being able to buy cute dresses for me n her n cuddling her after work n weeeawawawawawaw
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I was editing images' tags on booru and I found a user or two uploading the same images multiple times like the exact same image and
glooberPC
whenever someone stops posting here frequently they should have to visit all us users irl
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should I delete the clones
>>700372
glooberPC
huh interesting u should make friends with those users
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>>700372
okej
I'll check again n make sure but yeh
shrimp
yee
shrimp
i don't really deal with the booru but i'd assume that's fine to do
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ye
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I just look through and add the right tags when its quiet here n I'm bored cus I don't hab stuff here or anything
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n was randomly given perms there by opworm? or someone
shrimp
data entry to pass the time cute
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teehee
glooberPC
cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes so cute and i wanna put her in pretty lil dresses and cuddle her and tell her how pretty she is ghhhhhhhhhh
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awawawa
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ur girlboy?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mhmhmhm
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:333
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
eeeeeee guh im rlly too gay
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cyuuute
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I hope u can hehe
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and same
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh i found out that in order to get out of my contract n move it costs £60 and i need to find someone else to move in
>>700420
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lonely gei hours
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;w;
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gah
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
which is not too bad i was expecting like 100s+ of £
glooberPC
ahw :<
glooberPC
yeh
glooberPC
u can smuggle me into the UK and i can replace u if you'll take me on a lil trip every weekend
>>700402
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but now i just need to find someone and 200% confirm with everyone that theyd be okay with me moving in with them
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I found some of the emote art on my Pinterest n gonna try and reverse image search them for the telegram sticker pack
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>700399
wouldnt wanna make you live with them they suck
glooberPC
awwww <3
glooberPC
u can laff tho at me trying to understand her earlier when i'm all wah wah wah
glooberPC
or I can be the particularly evil room mate :>
glooberPC
and then drive them out
glooberPC
and u come back in w friend and fent and labrys (in this timeline britain's holdings in norther france and the low countries are returned
glooberPC
where u gonna find the replacement?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
even if u get them out i would probably stay living iwth my girlcrush icl
glooberPC
aww :3 cute
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mhmhm
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
apparently theres some sites u can use for it
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I hope luz is okay since the girl ghosted her its been a while
glooberPC
ooh interesting
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
or i can foot the advertising bill for my landlords but bweh
glooberPC
oooh she awesome
glooberPC
I sent her a message on discy a week ago or so n she sent me a cool meme back
>>700419
0.0246% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm so fucking tired and it's only 5pm what the fuck
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>>700417
thasgud, I think it was sooner than a week ago
glooberPC
ohh
glooberPC
u had a big day
glooberPC
gloob needs rest
glooberPC
good book n cup of tea
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awe
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I found sum of the sticker packs
glooberPC
oh i mean boog but yeah me too
glooberPC
oooh how did u find em?
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Pinterest them reverse image
glooberPC
the characters in em?
glooberPC
nice :sunglasses:
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gon grab sum then show or smth
glooberPC
:):):):)
glooberPC
I'd like to pull my fav stickers off telegram and use more too
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I used a sticker like ever 5-10 messages
glooberPC
: D
glooberPC
cuz they're cute n cool n fun :)
glooberPC
and expressive
glooberPC
u don't have body language a lot of the time
glooberPC
online
glooberPC
so is good
glooberPC
to add a body
glooberPC
I sleepy :< but now trying to put off this job app :<
glooberPC
it right in front of me
anon
You need to do it
anon
You gotta
glooberPC
aww <3
anon
Just go ahead and do the app, you'll be able to relax once your done
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and hiya weba twink
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is one of the packs I used to use a lot
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finding more
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and scraping them
anon
i need to doze off, good luck with the rental sightseeing and application
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gn anon eep well
anon
this is a nice chat, thank you for brightening my night
glooberPC
:) good eep
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:>
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u2
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dab
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hehe
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maybe able, trying to get energy,,,
0.0247% laptopbooger!boymodewng
cold beer jeans whisky farming wheat mud jeans tractor friday night small town, tractor bud light tractor jeans
>>700473
0.0248% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I'M SO TIRED THSI IS FUCKING STUPID
anon
No
anon
They need to know what it is like to feel utterly powerless
>>700479>>700489
0.0249% laptopbooger!boymodewng
IT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN 6PM YET
anon
They need to feel it
0.0250% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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seakie i'm sotireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>700487
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eep
shrimp
my eyes.
0.0251% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink anon i'm tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>700490
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i wanna cuddle,,,
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wanna bite this girlboy on the tummy again SO BAD!!!!! ghhhhhh her tummy was so bruised last time we hung out
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so real
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need to bite and be bit on tummy
>>700504
anon
>>700500
Wish I could help keep you up
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my mind has felt unable to check ele in like 2 days
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hasnt checked most things in months
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woah
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gang help
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the gay yearn thoughts are getting rlly powerful weh
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give in(?)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cant!!! she is away!!! wehhhh
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text....?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i did a little
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awwwwwe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but she is very bad at responding to texts (by her own admission )
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I'm sorri that's bwa
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mhm
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mood though
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i beat a game she recommended to me today, wodner boy 3 the dragons trap
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d'awwwwww
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cyuteee
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I need to see if аконит released any new chapters
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
this videos not playing for me
anon
Rose
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
Twink
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maybe twink can gib ideas
anon
Hmm?
anon
Idea for what
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scroll a few up
anon
Oh Rose wanting to fuck
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont wanna fuck, well i do but like, i wanna cuddle her and hold her and touch her and kiss her and tell her how beautiful and pretty and tiny n adorable she is
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mhmhm
yngven
helo whats up
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mood so hard
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weba heya
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello yngven
yngven
hi saki and rose how goes it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gay yearning...
>>700556
yngven
mood...
glooberPC
chat I am so replacing the door knob in this room so I can lock it when I finish this job application
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o
anon
when you masturbate?
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when u [redacted]
glooberPC
I always put a door stop under it but my dad just pushes it open
anon
You need to do the application
anon
I actually open the front door and all the doors in my home when I masturbate in order to be inviting
glooberPC
kinda nice airflow less humid
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why doesnt ur dad knock? is he stupid?
glooberPC
he does knock and then pushes it open a second later usually
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh hes stupid stupid i see
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my dad does that
glooberPC
I get it's frusterating to stand at a door and not be heard well
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yeh
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but still
glooberPC
but yk
glooberPC
exactly the point of a private room is not to have to always be looking over your shoulder
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I have bad like
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ocd about my family going in my room bc they used to go in it when I was away and when I was closeted and had things hidden there thatd out me
glooberPC
I feel bad about this app because I'm unqualified
glooberPC
I'm wondering whether or how much to apologize in the email itself
>>700574
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pat don't feel bad, you should try all the things you can
glooberPC
they say 'not a training position we want ppl w previous experience'
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either way
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it doesn't affect u here what happens other than the accepting of ur app, so if they don't see u as fitting then they'll just move on
at worst it wastes ur time
anon
NEVER
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yeah
anon
Well actually you know apologize for good rteason but not for a job app
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with jobs especially
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apologizing is good but with jobs its different
anon
You gotta go in and be like "I got this"
glooberPC
It asks for a CV and I am attaching a resume because I don't have publications
glooberPC
I'm wondering whether my email should be 'hi, attached are my CV and resume for the postition, thank you'
and note in the CV that i lack publications or smth (in a nice way) or make that note in the thing
>>700587
anon
You're good
anon
Just go for it
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downloading all the stickers I like now
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ouef
anon
>>700582
Don't draw attention to it, you just gotta gun it
glooberPC
it's an email to the head of the lab who looks at it
anon
Oh, hmm...
glooberPC
:/
anon
It's a question of whether like... I think you should send an email yeah
glooberPC
I want to be nice yk
glooberPC
really I'm just saying 'hi I'm junior if u want me or happen to have a more junior position open up, I'd be happy to work 4 u'
anon
Exactly
shrimp
use 🥺in your cv they love that shit
glooberPC
basedbasedbasedbased
glooberPC
I bet that workse SOMEWHERE
shrimp
Please I'm just a little Junior 🥺 I need the experience 🥺 I'm such a hard worker 🥺
>>700615
glooberPC
^^^^ would hire
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pwease mistor senior devewolper I'm just a lil guy
glooberPC
fr frfr
glooberPC
pweasepweasepweasepwease
glooberPC
x)
glooberPC
from lilguy@gmail
shrimp
yesss
shrimp
see and its like. sure most people will be like "who is this weirdo" but the company that hires you will be based
glooberPC
then u change ur email to BIGguy@gmail when they give u it
glooberPC
truuuu
glooberPC
makes me wonder
glooberPC
Actually I'm going to say that more outright I think
glooberPC
truuuuu i did that but then tinder (only one i tried) said i looked sussy and my rear camera didn't work to verify
>>700616
shrimp
its why i make my dating profiles deranged it just filters out the normies
shrimp
sure i only get like 1 match a week but theyre usually cool
anon
>>700599
I'm such a hard widdle worker... I'm gonna be working so hard for you uwu....
shrimp
>>700612
i had a literal picture of my crying ugly as heck and i got into a well admittedly crap relationship but like it was fine at first
>>700618
glooberPC
mine was based oooooh I had the tony soprano and lain from serial experiments lain in front of the unibomber's cabin meme and a cool anime pic and one i took bringing the camera at my face rly quick and a nice one of me swimming
shrimp
my sister saw my profile too she was like "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU CCRYING ON TINDER LOL"
shrimp
like, she just found it on tinder
glooberPC
she hasn't taken the redpill yet
shrimp
no she thought it was rly funny
glooberPC
:3
glooberPC
cute family
glooberPC
shrimp family
glooberPC
shrimp school
shrimp
#ai what is a group of shrimp called

a group of shrimp is called a "shoal" or sometimes a "colony." depends who you ask tho.
what is a group of shrimp called
shrimp
shoal
glooberPC
nah i learned not over
glooberPC
shrimp shoal
glooberPC
shoal
glooberPC
a shoal of shrimps
glooberPC
gn rose
glooberPC
<3
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gn!!!
<3
shrimp
nini rose
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sleep well sweet
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luv u n hope u get to talk to her tomorrow
anon
Alright saeki
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wh
anon
How do you feel about uh...
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lel
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uhhh
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what's the word
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I find that kind of jacket nice but I don't like the fit or form there
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eh
anon
Okay the true question is
glooberPC
chat chat chat chat the hardware store closes at the end of this hour if i can get this done in 15 minutes i bet i can get the doorknob tonight it's a less than 10 minute drive i think
>>700657>>700658
anon
>>700656
You are trying to put off the job app
anon
I'm onto you
anon
>>700661
Can you edit it so that the paper says "will you eat my ass"
anon
Wait what happened I missed it
glooberPC
oh was that me drafting it
glooberPC
all good saeki if u worry or smth
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they got 114 months
glooberPC
ohhh!!!!!
glooberPC
that's good i think
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I found a press release from the 7th
glooberPC
#calc 114/12 (19/2)
anon
Oh hell yeah
glooberPC
#calc 18/2 (9)
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I dunno if the sentencing was moved up but
glooberPC
wow
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I found a press release and its from the town they lived in
anon
9 years is good
glooberPC
:)
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I'll
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link u on ele the press release cus its crazy
anti
hi worms
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heya anti
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I found out um
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the sentencing amount
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kind of crazy things in the thing
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they had like lemme check
anon
Lemme cook somethin
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219 images and 45 videos of minors on their phone
anon
Holy fuck
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I '''hacked''' into their discord and say 13 minors in their DMS and we decided enough was enough and began planning what to do 5 or so years ago
>>700696
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otherwise no one had said anything before that
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crazy
anon
that's insane
anti
#glegle
0.0254% laptopbooger!boymodewng
anti
0.0255% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hi
anti
hi
0.0256% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ih
anon
anti
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told mom as this has been a thing going on for like
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taking up mental space for 7 yrs

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