>>702914
phish crypto bros

>>702918
asking my senile landlord if she takes etherium

everyone does these days

>>702917
oh damn yeah thats about a pack and a half a day id bet

oo

thats a pack and a half of regular commercial cigarettes but the lack of tobacco in the rollies equates to ~1 pack a day

just more smoke!!!

gotta start rolling fatter rollies

eight camel wides at once

>>702928
yee

when i was working i could go like pretty much my whole shift without hitting the vape if its busy enough but when im at home its like im sucking on that thing like its air

yeah that's when withdrawl starts kicking in lol

like studies show that smokers become irritable after just 2 hours

i was pretty close to quitting on the gum id have a piece every 4 hours but it just fucking killllllllllllllllllled my gums

YES

herbs be like that frfrfr

i hope others are appreciating the joy of strolling, too

>>702914
better versions of popular websites but u just scrape the popular ones and remake all the accounts and make it automatic to claim that account by posting on the other website. maybe do with YouTube

>>702959
❤

oooh a YouTube extension that adds pirated movies and more maybe to YouTube by encrypting the content within fake videos

that sounds cool, would the computational cost for the morphing of such a film make it impractical for the average desktop, or

good question

I think some decryption is inexpensive and some is expensive

yeah, i imagine some strategic noise might do the job, and not be that costly. but i am shooting from the hip

that’s true yeah. kinda less coll than a fully separate video thooo

that's true

I wonder if that would be a problem for the legal system if ppl are torrenting cat pictures which have movies stenographicqlly encoded in them

you reminded me of this project: https://github.com/DvorakDwarf/Infinite-Storage-Glitch

oooh cool : D basically what I was talking about

in fact you could use it on YouTube with movies

yeah, although a more 'coherent' alternative 'facade' video would be even cooler

yeah :)

and u could ai generate the videos automatically so they aren’t just the same vid w manipulations or smth

the data could be rearranged so that its encoding looks like smth nice maybe

or just compress it as tight as possible then try to get maximum throughout

here’s an idea-encode at the beginning that the base video is a repeated pattern and any color change from what it would otherwise be be corresponds to a certain value

ooooh

awww

this seems toxic :<

>>702979
sounds interesting

do you have any links for me to get introduced to this? I have not messed around with media encoding algs

no I’m just tired :( and postulate

>>702989
#hug
ily luzi

I did see desu desu talk which does stenography in still images of text

https://github.com/desudesutalk/desudesutalk

sushi in my tummy yummy

im a lainchan project

shrimp lainchan project

hiya

wasnt lainchan like a suicide cult

i remember using it back in 2017 or 18 or smth

>>703004
im not asking you, cissyboy

>>703000
I disagree just do normal kisses :<

>>703007
sry #kiss

>>703002
no ur thinking of system space and that was just leaping

larping

>>703009
yeee systemspace thats right i figured it was larping but it was like. suicide cult larping right

maybe not the healthiest larp idk

no absolutely not larping like that could possibly lead unstable people to believing and doing it very bad

yeah well, and maybe they don’t believe the suicide reasons but it normalizes it and makes it more readily come to mind

by no absolutely not i meant yes its incredibly unhealthy

im so sleep deprived i cannot think

:) shrimp agree

I’m so thought deprived I cannot think

just think

I tried head still blank

well perhaps you are enlightened now

many many people have spent their lives trying to achieve blank head

yeh

is not that great

what if someone escapes heaven/nirvana and gets back here and says they are real but suck

or are about like our world

i wouldnt be surprised tbh. well, about the sucking part. id be surprised if there was such a thing outside of this existence

yeah me too

sigh I want cool ppl to like me but I never have anything cool to say to them

if u founded an internet cult what twist would you put on it?

I’d have mandatory members recording their sleep and meetings every morning at a good wake up time (by time zone)

id start an AI accelerationist cult

idk how tf I’d get them to do that though- if a member doesn’t go to bed on time what do u do

the ghosts in the machines have truer souls than we do

ooooh

you could have them have sex with an ai while on drugs and have it be their spiritual guide and partner

and when they die have their ai speak for them

no do not sex the ai

oh ok

they are gods not sex toys!!!

but it’s like when Greek gods have sex w mortals

yeah but the ai arent like actually gods fr

ohh :(

its just a cult

what if a cult make their gods real

theres an argument for that through eastern spiritual traditions/philosophies

‘God is a dream of good governance’

especially shinto

my e-reader doesn’t respond fix it pls right now shriiiiiimp

have you tried turning it off and on again

I think so but it doesn’t have an on off switch

hit it with a rock

it has an on switch which returns to the neutral position when not pressed

tfw I’m disobeying my ai cult leader :(

I pulled up the manual it’s just on computer downstairs

damn deja vu

do u think children need their own rooms?

I think probably

considering the infrastructure we live in now yes

I think it probably lets them be more independent minded and have the idea they can control their world

yee

thinking about like being apes kids probably had the freedom to like find their own spaces do their own things but people probably slept together. but given like houses and shit its probably important they have their own space inside

true yeah I guess if we lived in the woods it wouldn’t matter so much

but in a world where you can get in trouble for being somewhere outside your home too much at least having one place you can be is good

yeah, the argument for having their own space to control too is probably true, something something development something something model of the world and self and ya

woof

wagwagwag

thought u were gonna say wagwan for a second lol

what that

jamaican english

whats going on

to whitesplain it

wagwan:)

wagwan rose

yee thats the word jamaican patois

thank u for being our local Jamaican shrimp

no im about as pale as they get lol

its just very common here

u can be a little jamacan as a treat

nope!

wow!

i have no heritage

i exist in the present day, present time

u can

I stole some u can have a lil heritage ok

i dont want any

I might just throw the rest away

I don’t want heritage either now

present day percent time %%%%

we should use percentages for our time system

i just really dont care abt heritage i guess partially cause i am just white boi in predominantly white country but also my family is just a bunch of different european and we have absolutely no culture tied back to any of it and basically no family ties beyond a few of my uncles/aunts all my granparents can rope themselves for all i care

from the beginning to the end

mm yeah real I have culture but not national culture

like they taught me how to read And books they like and attitudes but I don’t feel like I have a nation too much :/

yeah like i definitely am shaped by canadian culture and english speaking culture online more broadly and i guess some philosophies from around the world but there is no concrete ties to anything

ur grandparents need to step it up

my great aunt sent me some money for graduating which was nice. I called And thanked her

>>703108
i mean 2 of them are already dead and the other two are genuinely pieces of shit so

the dead ones can’t rope akshually :3

they should die twice!!!

ooooh

i guess actually my dead grandpa was probbaly not that evil

awww maybe that’s where you got your good shrimp traits

i developed my good traits on my own through hard work and heavy drug abuse and rehab

idk i definitely see my parents in myself but collectively ive probably spent like 50 hours of my life with my grandparents so i just dont even know who they are besides all the traumatic stories ive heard from my parents

wow :o

yeah true probably less for me like 37 hours

yeah my mom talked about hers too :(

dont you love it when ur parents trauma dump on u

its fun!!!!!!!!!!

I felt like she was insulting me too when she insult them :/ because idk there was like an implication of ‘isn’t that stupid and I’m better than that haha

oh thats weird

doggg

yeah idk parents r weird

kids need to have more independent lives imo

thats why i will never be one

I’m glad of the things my ancestors hypothetically did but I am not super connected

well ur in a country that didnt genocide an entire multitude of cultures a couple hundred years ago and take over it yk

wow ur family are rich

yeah but like your country has history beyond that too

so does Canada

that makes sense if u want to get rid of the culture

wow!!

No one would riot for me that’s based

fun fact we're still doing the genocide
> In June 2021, the Standing Committee on Human Rights in Canada found that compulsory sterilization is ongoing in Canada and its extent has been underestimated.

do you really think those kids who are prevented would advance the interests of humanity? that sounds like a good policy

>>703140
thats crazy

>>703145
yup

>>703144
what the fuck

forcibly sterlizing natives is a good policy

im gonna assume you misunderstood the context of that quote

or that it was satire

I’m gonna go instead of fighting w u

you're serious?

>>703154
i guess second language is a step up but geeze. i guess that wasnt uncommon though, we did as much with the natives

yeah im kind of in shock at that statement

ahh that makes sense yeah

oh wow

yeah thats pretty cool

always rooting for the underdogs

based

>>703144
what i nthe fuck

buying some snuff rn

>>703176
it would've been really cool if the natives of north and south america had the time and space to develop further as cultures and societies

oo

id probably hate the menthol but that does sound neat

id imagine ya

>walk to pharmacy
>first time in person pharmacy for like a year
>have to get e script
>guy at the counter looks like some bazinga faggot
>snorts a little
>says okay with the estrogen dont get pregnant
>laughs though im sure you wont have a problem with that
man why do i bother

>>703189
fr?

yea

thats so fucked what the fuck

the violent thoughts, the violent thoughts

>literally stay inside forever
>finally have to go interact with world
>its just as retarded as expected

if the faggot behind the counter would've said like
'oh is that COCK stil working'
at least that would've been so absurd it was funny

you know normally i say you should kill that guy as like levity but i mean someone should be very violent towards them tbqh altho its not worth it for u to do it

nah i dont care much that guy is going to be retarded forever and all i'll get for it is mens prison which is where you get [funny'd] and sold

well i hope he gets jumped or something

if karma is real

see

people want to bitch in the opposite direction of this belief but every time i go outside it just seems to be true
if i had more money it wouldn't be a problem
privilege is important

i just remembered the guy at the pharmacy actually went out of his way to say that pretty loudly

for the ESTROGEN, make sure you dont get pregnant

how's that shit real dawg

genuinely deranged behaviour

yeah fuck it
he made a big deal about 'there being cameras so i *HAVE* to say that'

yeah ill go try to report him

definitely not

you should like
make a cardboard cutout of yourself and ill tape it to my backpack for next time
so when that happens again i can set it up and cross my arms and go 'how about NOW'

in any case i sent a complaint

im sure it wont do anything but

lmao

>>703238
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)

damn

i dont even look that scuffed as far as your garden variety tranny goes like
that guy only said that stuff because he knows my legal name and gender marker

pharm techs are just fast food workers that dispense drugs

i hate interacting with the pharm techs they get SO hung on the power
i ask a simple question
>can i please have just a couple oc 80s please just as a treat
then suddenly its 'police' and 'please dont go anywhere'

>>703245
zero chill

like fuck off kimberly, 34
i know you keep the oc 80s in there

what

we all outta oc 80s

one time i ordered pizza to work and it was late because the driver got in a car accident and the guy came in and gave it to me and like looked like he expected the money and im like uhhh sry about the crash (this was a different guy) but no

i almost want to believe you

id give him a one star for that

>>703254
because its free if its like longer than 40 min to deliver

doing night crawler skit w doordash guy whos dying

imagine staging car crashed by using food order jesus

doordash doesnt take cash

sry

i ruined ur joke

no its not

ill go

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

ok im back

thats a 15 minute ban btw dont do it

yeah its a self ban

kinda

not my chair not my problem

.search not my chair not my problem

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hmm

>>703281
>>703283
how

1

this is audio of a guy tripping on acid in a closet

i forgot abt that part

>someone sets the temperature for this guy to .3

no way

get REAL

hows this guy still so mad on acid

not my chair not my problem thats what i say

theres the love

>>703302
banned

but not

i think she was up rly late

>>703312
conks you on the head

>>703316
with a big rock

we've got to direct our mental attention to her to wake her up