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yeh :<
reminds me of the 1-800-THECOPS thing from, iirc, snow crash
straw bury
lmao whats that
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cyberpunk novel and the police are privatized with
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1-800-THECOPS all major credit cards on the side of police cars
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hru :>
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
I AM BORED I WANT TO HANG OUT!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WEH
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awwwwwe
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bored too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
get over here n watch anime with me
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mhmhm
wan watch anime w worms again
n be cozy w nose n worms hanging out
::happy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
nose :3
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rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) loose_clown clown help
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WHY
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) loose_clown clown help
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:c
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am going to blow myself up
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nuuu gah maybe try uploading on the booru
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unsure
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its just the help one??
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yeah its the file
straw bury
sorry i had to go fucking DIE hi rose
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no deth
straw bury
omg new ttssfu
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
apparently help is an invalid tag
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aw
anti
.play bob vylan pulled pork
>>704791
anti
.play bob vylan i heard you want your country back
straw bury
.play gulch self inflicted mental terror
anti
was a fan of bob vylan before they got really controversial award
anti
.play minor threat cashing in
straw bury
.play scalp eternal relapse
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got sum cherries
straw bury
.play sanguisugabogg testicular rot
anti
.play hanba czerwone i czarne
anti
.play milliona of dead cops nazis shouldn't drive
straw bury
.play burnout mouthbreather
anti
.play reagan youth one holy bible
anti
.play moss icon im back sleeping, or fucking, or something
>>704815
anti
.play altoids despierta
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gluch broke up. why live
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;w;
anti
.play paragraf 119 to minutters stilhed
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to cuddle
straw bury
real
straw bury
can we cuddle
anti
.play bakfietsboys d-beat dat mot ik niet
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awwe
anti
>>704815
shoutout post-hardcore/emo hardcore
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:3
anti
i subdivide post hardcore into two genres mentally
anti
good (punk rock) and bad (cringe new wave bullshit)
anti
i will not take criticism
straw bury
is cringe new wave bullshit just metal
>>704824
straw bury
ok goodbecause metal is better than punk rock :3
>>704826
straw bury
:o
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hehe
straw bury
yes pls
anti
all post hardcore and emocore is either punk (good) or new wave (bad)
nona
hiya worms
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hej nona
nona
i made it to work
nona
still have yet to do any work :p
anti
i hate new wave sm
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awwww proud of u for even just going
<3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i need a cute girl to makeout with me and hug me and tell me im cute n i tell her shes cute and i kiss her a bunch n pet her head
>>704847>>704849>>704845
nona
someone tell me to go take some photos
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hehe
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>>704843
hehehehhehehehhehhehehhehehehheh:333333333333
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also nicuuuu
anti
i cd probably sniff tobacco of my knife wait
anti
making insane nicotine lesbian innovations rn
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hehe
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hehe
straw bury
how have i never heard the phrase nicotine lesbian before
>>704856
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>704847
ur cute mwah mwah mwah
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its so tough out here for a single mother :/ (i miss my crush weh)
anti
.play millions of dead cops i hate work
straw bury
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GET ME AWAY FROM HEREEEEEE CLOSER TO GOOOODDDDDDDD
::boogie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why would u smoke tobacco
>>704872
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u like smoke that stuff
anti
>>704869
well in this case im not smoking it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
foolish
anti
this is like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
anyways just watched an episode of strawberry marshmallow where they went to the beach :3 was good
>>704877
anti
finely ground tobacco ur supposed to sniff and it has a smell that lingers in ur nose
anti
my wife found a thingy of it at the punk venue and she's not allowed nicotine so now its mine
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
or ichigo mashimaro if you wanna be weeb about it
straw bury
SHITTY OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHITTY OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>704884
anti
.play brorlab soccer
anti
i think its very in character of me that i dont even drink but i consume any kind of tobacco voraciously
straw bury
im bogging rn
anti
if they invent injectable tobacco i'd do it
straw bury
>>704891
big strawberry tat their all sitting on
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the big sis
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hehe
anti
assign me one
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i want the shirt with this design so bad
anti
I'd say just make one but idfk how to stencil this shit
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ehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk none of them are too much like you but i feel like she would be the most like you outside of nobue but im already nobue
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
saeki would be matsuri (the one with the glasses)
>>704908
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
actually wait anti you would rlly be nobue cos shes also got a nicotine addiction
>>704909
straw bury
testicles rotting rn :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
the first thing she does in the show is try n take her little sisters pocket money to go buy cigarettes lol
>>704911
straw bury
i wish i had some cigarettes and a bottle of alcohol and maybe some acid and a gun
>>704914
anti
I've been yearning for beer or rum lately ngl
anti
god a glass of rum wd go so good rn
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::yuri
saeki this is us. this is what we r doing rn this is us saeki
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:3333
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lel
anti
this is a banger btw
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hehe i like this heehee
::teehee
anti
polish folk punk period piece
anti
Hańba's gig is that they pretend like punk was invented in interwar poland and thats what they play
anti
i have a shirt from them
anti
.play hanba gendarme
straw bury
what im confused about is that i thought punk is supposed to be loud and aggressive and stuff
>>704928>>704929>>704930
anti
.play hanba zandarm
anti
>>704926
this was a more experimental album
straw bury
still fun :3
anti
other punk is also fast and mad but hardcore is hardcore for a reason
straw bury
>>704930
BIG!!!!!!!!!! ASS TRUCK!!!!!!!!!! is the only real hardcore punk band
anti
.play hanba bij bolszewika
anti
if u examine hanba musically a lot of what they do is pulled straight from modern punk but applied to the context of interwar poland
anti
lots of influence from contemporary folk music and klezmer and ofc the fact they only have acoustic instruments
anti
this song is abt the vocalist of nazi band skrewdriver getting into a car crash and dying
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.play earth crisis forced march
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i feel like a punk rock listener might enjoy earth crisis because it sounds like dogshit
anti
ian stewart you stupid fucking nazi no friend of your or meeeeeee
anti
watch out for that treeeeeeeee
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wait i think i already played this
anti
thats fine play it again
anti
i like it
anti
i put it in my punk playlist
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yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ou
anti
.play ivy green another subculture going bad
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dont have the passiooooooonnnnnnnnn >:3
anti
shoutout reagan youth rest in peace vocalist who got addicted to heroine
anti
dave insurgent was a legend
romeo
got let out of work early due to some building issues
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hiye romoe
romeo
hi straw wwwwwww
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:D
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:d
straw bury
X3
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type shit
anti
yuri republic sweeps sorry
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they do war
romeo
nuh uh im the Duke of yaoi empire
anti
#ai in a war would the yaoi empire or the yuri republic win

the yaoi empire would probably win bc they've got more financial backing from fujoshis willing to spend insane amounts on bl merch. yuri republic fights hard but lacks the same economic firepower to sustain a prolonged conflict. plus, yaoi stans are ruthless when it comes to waging fandom wars. no contest.
in a war would the yaoi empire or the yuri republic win
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straw bury
they do war and end up having a big bisexual (redacted for hornyposting)
>>704972
romeo
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT FUJOS & FUDANS ARE RICH
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awwwwww sou nds like u get left out of the big bisexual (redacted for hornyposting)
>>704980
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weba romeo
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grabbed sum rolls n lil bit of cheese
>>704978
straw bury
FUUUUUUUUU
anti
i do not want to be in the bisexual redacted
straw bury
more cute dudes for me :3
>>704985
anti
.skip (video skipped)
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well then they do a war and the yuri republic wins and they forcefem all the guys and get them on estrogen
>>704986
romeo
too busy cuddling sorry
anti
i saw these guys live in home city
anti
i love ska
anti
have a patch from them on one of my jackets
romeo
i will stab you with my blknife
anti
yuri republic sweeps
straw bury
not if i use stealth to avoid all the guards and extract my targets undetected
>>704997
romeo
the spy movie lazers will turn on and a ton of alarms will sound and i the duke of yaoi will send the boys with their knives after you
straw bury
not if i do a vaguely suggestive set of choreographed dance moves to avoid the lazers and thus they fail to trip the alarm
straw bury
the cute boys will be mine
romeo
this is an extremely elaborate way of asking to join yaoipire
>>705003
anti
#ai do u think straw girl can avoid the lasers

nah, she's toast. those lasers are way too fast and she's got no reflexes to dodge them. maybe if she had prep time, but otherwise, gg.
do u think straw girl can avoid the lasers
>>705004
anti
>>705002
#reply why are u wrong

straw girl gets shredded. lasers don't care about vibes, they zap. no prep, no plot armor, just crispy confetti. nice try tho lol
why are u wrong
anti
strawgirl sweeps
romeo
#ai straw girl is breaking into my castle to steal all my cute boy guards what–

hide your guards in the dungeon and lock it with a snake. straw girl can't handle snakes, they freak her out. also set up a decoy guard made of hay to trick her. she'll take the bait and run off, problem solved.
straw girl is breaking into my castle to steal all my cute boy guards what–
>>705010
straw bury
hand over the cute boys then
romeo
how about me
anti
:: cute boy
straw bury
:O
anti
straw capture the enemy leader 4 us
straw bury
>>705018
hand urself over and ur cute boy concubines will be spared...........................
romeo
sigh i will do this to protect my kingdom
straw bury
good boy :3
romeo
i have female anatomy that will be useful to the trans members of the Republic of Yuri
>>705028>>705030
anti
yuri republic victory secured.........
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hehe
straw bury
>>705024
ur a man tho so weree not interested
straw bury
we will just use u as leverage for diplomatic negotiations with the new leaders of the yaoi empire
anti
>>705024
also this is a weird thing to say
romeo
i can donate my boobs
romeo
sorry im autistic and don't know how words with
anti
okay nvm ur okay
romeo
work
anti
u sounded really weird chasery for a sec there but i also misinterpreted it
anti
I'll take ur boobs mine are already big but they shd be bigger
romeo
im fat so it will be of more use
romeo
is not muscle mass is chub
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using the current distraction to sneak into the cute boy containment chamber and knock all of them out and fulton extract them
>>705041
anti
i have certified big naturals
romeo
>>705039
YOU SAID YOU'D LEAVE MY CITIZENS ALONE IF I FORFEITED MYSELF
straw bury
there is no honor in war
anti
another yuri republic jokers trick
romeo
i will consult the yaoi mages to find a curse for your kingdom
anti
no you won't you're in a cage
>>705047
romeo
>>705046
oh yeah put the cute boy in a cage very classic yuripublic
romeo
you guys should've gone with the name yuripublic
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the yuri public
anti
yuripublic sweep babey
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yaoi empire in shambles. they r unable to feed their workforce of big buff top men
anti
yaoi empire drools yuri republic rools
romeo
yaoi goes to college to get more knowledge Yuri goes to Jupiter to get more stupider
anti
cope and seerhe
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THATS NOT EVEN THE SAYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
romeo
IT IS
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NUH UH
romeo
ITS HOW I GREW UP SAYING IT
>>705060
straw bury
yuri goes to mars to study the stars yaoi goes to jupiter to get more stupider
anti
>>705058
indoctrinated from birth by evil yaoi propaganda
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objectively the better version
straw bury
romeo i will make u a proposition
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u will be allowed 3 cute boys to act as ur concubines in prison and they will not be converted into cute girls
romeo
okay
romeo
can they be the boys from my video game
straw bury
sure
straw bury
name them and they will be spared from the pinkpill
romeo
tsukasa tenma, rui kamishiro, touya aoyagi
straw bury
i will command the guards to bring them here. we will see that they are treated fairly, even if they are b*ys
anti
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
romeo
YIPPEE
anti
.skip (video skipped)
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qts
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<333
anti
god i need to see hanba live
romeo
mordor
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cyuuutee
anti
this pit wd go crazy
straw bury
cute bnnuy :3
anti
waow its so radiant
romeo
i forgot to show my drawing from work
anti
i shd have a beer
anti
or 5
romeo
which one of you took my sketchbook
anti
sorry i eated it
romeo
>:(
anti
hongy
romeo
okay that's fair
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hehe
straw bury
shes gonna spit it back out eventually but all the cute boys u drew in it r gonna have magically become cute girls
anti
yeah sorry theyre being estrogenized by my body rn
romeo
i always thought kirby should be enby
romeo
okay :3 they're a little cold but that's cuz i just had a Gatorade
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:3
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:3
romeo
:3
romeo
:D
romeo
wait why is this real
anon
terminal information radiation overdose
straw bury
anti loves this typa shit where the music just sounds like complete ass and nobody in the whole world listens to it. punk rock mfs love this type of shit
>>705112
romeo
wish dial up was still a common thing it would be so funny to have my dad playing games on the computer or something and then i call my friend and his Internet cuts out
>>705126
anti
dialing into liberal politics dot organisation
>>705118
anon
>>705116
imagine if you had to pay per minute of being here lmao
anti
i gotta pay per letter
anon
oh no i'm becoming a boomer haha
anti
so raids just consist of people spamming long messages to drain ur data
>>705125
anon
>>705119
i was thinking just about having to pay per minute of internet, which is something i had to do
straw bury
>>705119
gives u access to runes, secret commands, dms and pictures
romeo
only 7 easy payments of 59.99 a month + shipping and handling
anon
retvrn
anti
worms can i pay for my libpol premium subscription
anti
i wanna show u my cool knife
anon
post knife??
anon
hell yeahhhhh
anon
that's a knife alright
anon## global mod
We are only accepting Libcoin as an acceptable payment format
>>705151
romeo
would romantically take your hand and kiss it
>>705144
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oe
anon
the fucked up thing is that i think I should have unlimited screen time.. the problem is that the normies can't handle it... retvrn to nerdnet..
>>705145
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libcoin
anti
>>705137
ur not allowed to sorry im a lesbian
shrimp
>>705141
yea normal people arent built for this
romeo
okay ill just do your nails instead
shrimp
they arent built like us
shrimp
their spine isnt curved like mine
anon
we are stronk shrimp
anti
>>705136
im investing in libcoin rn
anon
i am curving my spine every day

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