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:D
shrimp
>>705351
waow uve been around longer than i have
anon
that, i know for sure
shrimp
do you know who i used to be?
anon
that, i do not
shrimp
i think its been almost 3 years of use now
anon
who were you?
shrimp
april/micro
anon
ohhhh
anti
im a p recent arrival
anon
i remember april for sure. i just didn't make the shrimp connection.
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awe
shrimp
ye basically no one around anymore remembers except a few
shrimp
i like wearing different masks
anon
what's that!? april is evolving!?!?
shrimp
hehehe
anon
april became shrimp..
shrimp
::shirmp
anon
the april era was also the boojer maddie era i think? or am i misremembering my epochs?
shrimp
thats about right ya
anti
tell me the lore
shrimp
or idk if boojer was around a lot when maddie was
anon
there is too much lore
anti
pweaaaaaase
anti
who was Maddie
shrimp
a poster
anon
a poster of great strength
shrimp
this is true. she was a very powerful poster
anon
she created music
anti
one of my ancestors in posting
shrimp
didnt she make
anon
#welcome
shrimp
#welcome
shrimp
yee
anon
she made this
anon
and brought about the creation of the special language used to instruct the talking thingy, called kektalk
>>705399
selene
woah
selene
how do u do that
selene
.tts uh butt
selene
#welcome
anon
>>705399
no, but opworm designed it with her feedback
shrimp
ohhhh
anon
she made some funny skits with it too
selene
lmaooooooooooo
shrimp
ya she had a lot of good ones
anon
probably my favorite moment from the early days is when a user used the theme command to make the entire page blank and unclickable
anon
which is why most theme commands are disabled now lol
shrimp
yeah that was recima i think lmao
>>705408
anon
>>705407
recima learned that from an earlier user haha
anti
#usay awrooooooooooooo
shrimp
ohhh
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awrooooooo
anon
nukeworm i think
selene
#usay uh butt
shrimp
NUKEWORM?
selene
#usay someone said butt butt butt butt butt butt butt
anti
#usay bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
selene
#usay mrow
anon
i wish i remembered any of the kektalk syntax
selene
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shrimp
yeah i never learned it was confusing to me smol brain
anon
tbh i was never even that good at wormlang lol
anon
and there are like complex animation commands for timing and flashing and stuff
shrimp
ive become a certified worm wizard wanna see my special spell
anon
#ksay i cannot find my glagalaganongozo boganagganaongo anywhere at all
anon
yes show me please
selene
#usay fuck i'm such a twinkhon lateshit 5'9 passing shoulders hrt at 25 gigafembrained agp hsts 360 no scope
>>705429
anti
ive been constructing my libwizardry from first principles
anti
i can do a quad fish attack tho
anon
wow
anon
wtf you can do 3d...
selene
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
shrimp
its not 3d theyre just both spinning and skewing and stretching and squishing and rotting
>>705440
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hehe
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yeh
anon
>>705437
girl we're just spinning and skewing and stretching do you know the holographic principle?
>>705446
anti
#fish🐟
anon
i like the puppers with the long noses
anti
#fish˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
anti
#fish🐟
anti
#fish🐟
shrimp
>>705440
i do you have avery compelling argument
anon
heeeeelp
anti
get fished idiot
shrimp
really fucks me up how you can map the total information of a black hole onto its surface and theres a chance we're a hologram really makes me think like a lot
>>705456>>705457>>705455
anon
i thought fireworks was bad haha
selene
#usay get fished, idiot
anti
#bounce
anti
#catbounce >^•-•^<
selene
# >>705429
i thought it sounded funny
anon
>>705449
#reply

yo this shit is wild. black holes storing info on their surface instead of volume implies our whole universe might be a 2d projection. reality could just be an elaborate hologram and we're none the wiser. glad i'm not the only one losing sleep over it. physics is just vibing while it casually breaks our perception of existence.
anon
>>705449
i like to think about cracking a black hole
anon
does the uhh song command work?
anon
since the disruptive commands seem back
anon
the weeb song command with like flashing lights
anti
#dansen
anon
so the answer is yes lmao
anon
i remember one (1) person complained and opworm removed it
>>705466
anti
I've been constructing my necronomicon from first principles
anon
>>705464
there will be an option to remove effects in an update at some point in the future
remove locally that is
>>705467
anon
i am not, no
anon
gotcha gotcha
anon
lots of fun little things
anon
do you have feature requests anon
>>705474
anon
(besides fixing the branding)
anti
can u make it so that #grub does #ksay grub
anon
hmm.. grub command
anon
#poll grub command/no/grub
anon
you're biasing your sample by posing a funny/non-funny question
anon
there must be a lizard constant trap
anon
to divert the jokesters
anon
the thing is
anon
i was going to do it anyway
anon
haha
anon
#say grub
anti
#usay grub
anon
i still have ksay trauma tbh
anon
due to meowing
anti
i like ksay a lot
anti
ahen they put me in a robot body they shd make my voice ksay
anon
#ai who sang the boyband song that goes like 'tell me whyeyee'

that's 'i want it that way' by the backstreet boys.
who sang the boyband song that goes like 'tell me whyeyee'
anon
yes but it was used for evil
>>705498
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#meow
anon
#meow
anti
#glegle
anon
also recima once figured out a way to make it destroy your ears
anon
and of course immediately used it
anon
it still works that way afaik
anon
rip
anon
some lore must be forgotten
anon
nobody really does that
anti
forbidden magics....
anon
there are many forbidden spells
anon
most people in this current era / wave are nice about commands and things like that
>>705513
anti
i must add them to my grimoire
anon
thank dog
anon
though to be fair it seems like magic is fading. the world is turning to technology (libwatch)
>>705516
anon
>>705514
i might agree with your sentiment actually
can you elaborate
anon
people are not meddling with the arcane commands as much. they mostly use this site as a more refined place, with the focus on wormwatch.
>>705522
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I'm eepy...
anon
though polls are also used.
anti
.play moon over marin dead kennedys
anon
>>705517
ah
kinda
i think the magic commands lost a lot of their appeal when wormreader or whatever it was called became public
it was no longer an interesting thing to kind of indicate you're in the in-crowd
boe
#weewooweewoo
anon
ahh yeah
boe
aw....
anon
the runereader
anon
yeah runereader, thank you
i forgot
anon
we will always have party worm at least
anti
never got my hands on runereader
anon
but i agree that ruined it a little
anon
opworm also released a WIP public documentation link on g docs
anon
so all the commands are very plainly spelled out
anon
that's lame. was it meant for public use? feels unlike him
>>705537
anon
>>705535
it's a public document, yeah
i can post it if you're interested in looking
i think it was something he intended to do for a while but he ultimately pushed it around the time 4chan went down
>>705541
anti
i like putting music on the player to show to my friends
>>705540
anon
no thank you
anon
>>705537
i wonder why he changed his mind. i know that originally the idea was for a lot of these things to be mysterious.
anon
especially smite and the like
>>705544
anon
he ulitimately wants some retention
>>705547
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heya
anti
mod mod mod can u smite me pweaaaaaaaase
>>705549
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eepy. . .
anon
its kind of a hard problem to solve i think
the liveboard format lends itself to small groups and short posts
>>705582
anon
i'm sad smite doesn't do what it once did lol
anti
yayyyyyyyyy :D
anon## global mod
theres also uhm. wormland that targets the entire board
anon
lmao
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huh
anon## global mod
anon## global mod
anti
boardspin boardspin
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o-o
anon
what did you do hahaha
anon## global mod
wormlang targets the whole board
anon
no..... >>705554please continue your thoughttt
anon
amazing
anon## global mod
mod only
anti
can we spin the board forever
anon## global mod
anon## global mod
anon## global mod
anti
waow
anon
i will continue once the mod stops hahaha
anon## global mod
moderator hug
>>705579
anti
im squash
anon## global mod
anon## global mod
ok i will stop disrupting
anon
>>705550
so, i kind of disagree. i think that like, there's a trap. because a single thread stops being nice after you get to so-and-so users, the site is likely to lose people once you hit that cap. however, this is because no other thread is active. were there multiple threads up, it would be different.
>>705585
anti
.play bionic adventure frites modern
shrimp
what a mischievous mod haha
anon
>>705582
yes
you understand the core of like, my personal argument for the liveboard software
it has to lean a lot harder into threads and it has to make it very easily accessible
anon
for sure. i agree.
anon
i think opworm understands it too, but it's kind of hard to get other threads going at the same time
anon
he seems on board w the idea at least
anon
my general idea was making the left side of the site (or mobile but thats a whole other nightmare) be somewhat of a thread watch mechanic
anon
SIDEBAR?
anon
SIDEBAR TIME??
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bwaaa
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I'd give ideas but I'm nodding
anon
sidebare..
anti
.play de hardheid jungle
anon
interesting. history repeats.
anti
.play de hardheid boemboem
anon
ooh that sounds ominous
whatcha mean
anon
well, there was kind of a secret umm third coadmin who suggested the same thing a long time ago. not really secret but she barely posted with her name on so few people were aware of her haha.
>>705607
anti
.play de hardheid 15 piek
fujo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my head hurts
anti
hi fuj
anon
hello fujo
anon
>>705602
hmm
im not a coadmin but i do some really light dev / moderation stuff for bw/libpol
there are only three people who i know of that you can be talking about
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weba
fujo
hi anon hiii based lesbo
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nicu
anti
oh :(
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I'm just mod on booru :'(
anti
im chief lesbian
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real
shrimp
ok i lied
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hehe
anti
im site authority on lesbianism and unhinged radfem bullshit
>>705622
shrimp
>>705618
lets say hypothetically, i was operator worm
what would you ask?
anti
worms i think i smoked too many ciggies again my head hurts
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:((
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hug
shrimp
i bet another ciggie would help with that headache
>>705628
anti
thats how i keep ending up w a massive headache and almost falling down the stairs
shrimp
about to green out? smoke more weed
anon
I don’t!!!
shrimp
that's not good dont fall probably dont smoke
anti
i still have a lit ciggie tho i gotts finish it
anti
my default state is smoking a cig if i dont have anything else to do
anti
i bet a beer wd fix my headache
fujo
i just drank like 1l of water and uhhhh
anti
you know i got that discount german radler on me
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I think I'm gonna nap
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ily worms
anti
go eep saek
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<3
anon
ily saeki good night
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u2 worms
labrys
.play de hardheid uitverkoop
labrys
1
labrys
.play de hardheid klootzak
labrys
ska time :D
shrimp
ska biddy beep bop
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
skibidi
shrimp
skibidi ska............................................................................................................ someone needs to make this
labrys
.play de hardheid fris
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
so many like tiny insects in my room wtf :(
anon
*crawls around on your ceiling*
fujo
i am throwing up
fujo
foood i ate was bad i think idk
anon
Most likely yes
anon
define punk. i will consider giving it life.
>>705668
labrys
.play awesome snakes
anon
okay. i dont care for punk but i would not have minded making punk come back
labrys
let us die in peace
shrimp
injects punk with adrenaline
labrys
every few years theres a new wave of dipshit posers on the internet
>>705680
anon
that sounds like a great name for a band
shrimp
dipshit posers
shrimp
goes hard
labrys
dipshit posers on the internet is the name of my new synthpunk band
labrys
.play satanic togas
shrimp
thats crazy i just make a synthpunk band called dipass posers on the internet
labrys
>>705673
if i see one more adolf hitler claiming sucking trumps cock is the new punk im gonna bash my head in with a rock
labrys
same w those dipass babyqueers desperately looking for a subculture to belong to then acting like an expert on the internet while wearing shitty premade shein shit and not going to a show even once in their miserable lives
>>705686
shrimp
ah so the truth comes out. you just hate queer people
>>705684
anon
i feel really bad for the rightoids still tied to trumps bandwagon. and i mean that in a genuinely nonconsencending way. i wish i could save them.
shrimp
hehe
labrys
>>705681
erm☝️🤓 its punk to be kind and compassionate and go to the library
shut the fuck up i want to get drunk and shout at yuppies on a street corner
>>705690
shrimp
i probably have some room for some sympathy for some of them because they seem so genuinely deranged and detached from reality its like theyre in a cult but a lot of them honestly uh ill hold my tongue
labrys
trumpoids are incapable of basic critical thought
anon
i wish i knew what to say to them. or how to understand. why cant we formulate a set of words that make them change their mind? if we know that's our goal, why can't we work out the right words to say?
labrys
>>705686
can u tell i hate these motherfuckers sm
labrys
they'll be like "erm☝️🤓 acab refers to the system not to individuals" get off the fucking subculture if you cant get w the program
booger (phone)!boymodewng
good morning everyworm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
erm 👆🤓hello everyworm
anon
we know they want to argue with us. we know they disagree with us. but sometimes you can change peoples minds with words. why can't we do it here? we must have the wrong words.
shrimp
idk i mean at some point people are just too far gone and ya gotta kill em
>>705696>>705698
shrimp
like there was no reasoning with nazi germany
labrys
>>705695
i think our main difference is that i believe this goes for about 70-90% of the male population and u dont
shrimp
i wouldnt go that high but like, i understand lol
labrys
my "i hate posers" shirt raises a lot of questions answered by my "i hate posers" shirt
labrys
i shd get drunk and talk abt shit battlejackets near the dipasses w shit battlejackets again
labrys
i used to do that at the show it was very funny
anon
most unfortunately i believe the real answer to my question is that you need to be manipulative from the jump to get through to people who are suffiently mentally entrenched. But that proves our detractors right.
>>705704
labrys
>>705703
this goes for a lot of things
labrys
honesty is not a winning strategy
shrimp
yeah idk id like to figure out how to get every all working together and stuff but i got mental health issues and bills to pay
anon
jesus christ does that mean that the real problem here is that our good guys are too principled?
shrimp
yes being principled is insanely fucking difficult
shrimp
being evil is super fucking easy it just burns everything down in the long term
shrimp
if you dont care about like healthy long term actions everything is so easy.
labrys
most people do not care for critical thought or being good
shrimp
but like i wouldnt call the dems principled lol
labrys
dems are dipasses
labrys
you yanks really got shafted on the parties ngl
>>705717
labrys
you got two unprincipled hitlers, snake flag hitlers, and also the green hitler but they only show up to get donations every 4 years
shrimp
yeah they did
anon
>>705714
i am worried that capitalism really accelerated finding the fundamental flaw in our system of government, where it will just end-stage as a two party system desperately trying to sabotage each other the hardest.
labrys
tbf Dutch parties aren't much better but at least we have people who resemble having principles
labrys
our current minister president is the ex-head of the intelligence agency and the counterterrorism bureau
labrys
as head of the counterterrorism bureau he illegally investigated citizens who had nothing to do w anything lmao
shrimp
we have 3 parties here and only 1 of them is even possibly principled but they never win and always have to sit under the heel of the liberal party in order to do anything
labrys
lemme write a shortlist rq
labrys
pvv - hitler, largest party
nsc - christian hitler
bbb - farmer hitler
vvd - just regular liberal dipasses
GroenLinks-pvda - 'social democrats'
cda - christdems
pvdd - okay ig
sp- ex-maoists
shrimp
im just thankful the majority of canadians saw trump being deranged and that our conservative party leader was like on board with trump and we had the biggest swing of polls the liberals were dead set to lose but the liberal guy was like "trump cringe" and then the party won the national election
>>705727
labrys
theres more but i got bored of the list by the third entry
labrys
we have a lot of hitlers
shrimp
>>705724
*biggest swing of polling in our history
shrimp
yeah thats a lot of hitlers
shrimp
we technically have a green party and the bloc kebekwah
shrimp
the bloc used to be uh kinda like separatist for kebek
labrys
the pvv holds like
labrys
37 out of 150 seats
labrys
and theyre like ultra hitler
labrys
department of remigration type shit
shrimp
thats bad
shrimp
does your political system also do the thing where you have areas that get to vote on a seat and then the leading party is based on who has the most seats in parliment
>>705738
labrys
the only thing stopping them is that their coalition partners are less hitler and also the EU wont let them
shrimp
oh so just raw votes?
labrys
yeah
shrimp
smart
shrimp
we have like. districts that are basically city areas and the votes are tallied there and whoever wins that area gets a seat in parliment and the winning party is who has the most seats but they can also form a coalition with other parties which basically means the liberals/ndp are one party and the conservatives are alone
labrys
district based voting seems so weird to me
labrys
yeah your party got the highest proportion of votes? everyone else can go kill themselves ig
shrimp
yeah its stupid
shrimp
like, if your region/city votes conservative and you voted lib or npd, you can go fuck yourself basically. literally does not matter
>>705749
shrimp
its sort of like america in that sense but different
shrimp
instead of state seats that are all red or blue its like 350 individual regions
labrys
idk i havent voted in years
labrys
either lost my voting card or refused out of some misguided anarchist idealism
shrimp
i only voted this year for the first time and im 29
shrimp
because i REALLY didnt want the conservatives to win considering they would buddy up to trump
labrys
im prob gonna vote in the upcoming election
shrimp
otherwise it feels meaningless to me. i either live in a progressive area and get what i want or i dont and i dont
labrys
(coalition collapsed bc pvv was trying to be ultrahitler)
shrimp
honestly the state of the world and the rise of hitlerism again is pretty concerning so its probably good idk
shrimp
llike its a bandaid but any blood we can save is good i guess

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