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0.0409% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>706364
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING GRU FIT RIGHT NOW
>>706366
0.0410% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I HAVE NOT
derrick_fan
>>706364
the one with the fedora?
derrick_fan
or you had some kinda hat on
>>706372
derrick_fan
YEAH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bucketman returns
derrick_fan
THAT ONE
derrick_fan
i rember
derrick_fan
its fire
derrick_fan
i like the garand too
0.0411% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>706371
that goes so hard
Luca
buckethead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In a buckey
derrick_fan
.play estrelar marcos valle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706383
Pushkin ahh hairstyle
derrick_fan
.play samba de verao marcos valle
anon
Jesus CHRIST my hair looks black in that pic
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
killing myself rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because of Jackie's song
anon
It's black... like my soul....
derrick_fan
also my friend told me my hair looks equippable like chiyo
>>706392
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706391
AMERICAYA!!!!
anon
You have big hair, it's nice
derrick_fan
i love my hair its awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706394
Nah you look more like ummm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ummm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't get angry okay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You look like Pippi Longstocking
derrick_fan
>>706399
omg its the real northern lion omg no way do you like listening to jazz from hell by frank zappa
anon
>>706399
NorthernLion a chaser??? wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706406
Shorks
derrick_fan
>>706405
im a chaser but im valid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tralalelo Tralala...
derrick_fan
tung tung sahur
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cappuccina Ballerina
anon
I feel wrinkles forming on my face
>>706419
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink death soon
Luca
i want mirrored shades like that, they're sick
derrick_fan
FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706418
Die harder
anon
Nah my skin is still very supple and smooth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Funny black british man
anon
i am old (33) so i have wrinkles
>>706428
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmaoooo grandpa(ma)
anon
indeed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm 22 and I'm one foot in grave
>>706431
derrick_fan
i turn 20 soon tho
fujo
meow meow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woof woof
anon
>>706439
I need to continent doxx you, what continent
anon
you need to continentmaxx
anon
If you say antarctica I will travel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
9577.jpg
::shork
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
9577.jpg
::shork
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706450
A violent massacre....
anon
>>706451
Is that the island in the Atlantic with like 500 people on it
>>706455
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My man tits smell bad
Luca
or Pitcairn
anon
>>706447
the shark represents global warming
the little animals represent zoomers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706461
Deine Mutter ist eine Puta
Luca
>>706463
yeah but imagine the cool adaptations all the humans will get to the water
>>706471
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Global shorj
anon
Global shork
Luca
siren twinks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like stingrays
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play stingray core
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706473
They have funny faces
anon
what if we made the aquatic ape hypothesis true
>>706480
anon
but adapting for underwater life
derrick_fan
RAHHHHHHH
anon
.play do you like jazz
anon
>>706480
but we will become water apes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
anon
what if we put some kind of propeller system on my family dog and just let that thing go
>>706487
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*cat drone memories*
Luca
.play basin street blues jack teagarden
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I ate an entire pizza in one sitting
>>706493
anon
>>706490
proud of you baby i've done this before but only with small italian pizzas
derrick_fan
>>706491
DUDETHEM OMG HOW U BEEN
Luca
>>706492
Most people do, I would hope
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706491
Bee flag
anon
I also like calypso music
yngven
i had to get one because my back is rather fucked up
>>706510
derrick_fan
>>706500
i did a cover of love will tear us apart but bossa nova
>>706515
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Occifer
yngven
i have spina bifida occulta and an extra lumbar vertebra
>>706510
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Deine Bruste sind so klein
yngven
>>706510
its all g! i just got some nerve pain in my back, but they're trying to figure out if its my back thats causing the issues or my muscles that are causing the issues
>>706516
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zwei pund Sillcon fur sai
anon
>>706512
its okay to have a couple extra guys in the back
yngven
sometimes, but since my back pain is localized near that gap in my spine and the extra vertebra, they're extra cautious
anon
I've been having pain like on one of my floating ribs, I got hit hard right there should I like ask a doctor about it
>>706528>>706532
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::grug
derrick_fan
hi im a grub and i live in the soil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHERE"S MY SCOLIOPEDE
anon
heal well anon. feel better asap.
Luca
Fuck the doctor, grow your ribs back
anon
>>706528
I mean, I don't really like... go to the doctor for anything. But it's getting irritating
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck medicine
>>706535
yngven
also thank you anon :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>bear
You're a furry
Luca
there are bears on this website???
anon
quick
everyone take a tablet
disarm the bear
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I alreadty took my meds
anon
I
anon
I'm like the Russian circus the way I tame bears
>>706551
anon
>>706545
Man, tbh. Because I could absolutely beat a man to death with my bare hands. If it was a black bear maybe.
>>706552
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bisexual lighting? What about lesbian lighting?
anon
I have a healthy respect for furries though because I know that they single handedly hold up the entire world economy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706556
Misinfo
derrick_fan
yeah probably i just made that up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you no self resepct
anon
im like the russian circus the way i have never truly seen myself yet everyone has an opinion about
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm like a russian circus because I'm russian and been to circus
>>706569
anon
I went to the Moscow Circus one time it was cool
anon
>>706561
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
anon
I would never ever ever tell someone to abuse my face with any part of their genitals EVER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The Human Centipide? Nah I prefer Human Millipede
>>706568
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706569
Чо давать
anon
are you actually russian? that's cool. i'm originally from russia but i can't read russian since i left so early lol.
>>706577>>706573
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706571
Да, есть грешок
anon
as a lil kid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706571
Understandable
anon
>>706576
The moderators specifically do not like me when I hornypost because I think I threatened to eat one of their asses
>>706580>>706583
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I ate Twinknon's [REDACTED] with ketchup and mustard
anon## global mod
>>706578
Interesting thesis
anon
kinky
anon
Or I just said I wanted to eat someone's ass in chat, I don't remember quite
anon
hornyposting was broadly banned long ago.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Моча
derrick_fan
mods can we put derrick back
derrick_fan
id really like if we put derrick back
anon
recima was here, you see.
anon
and so, it had to be done.
derrick_fan
derrick is like so awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, Gle is better
>>706594
derrick_fan
i love derrick so much
anon
>>706583
It's only a matter of time....
derrick_fan
derrick is so cool and cute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706594
Peasant opin
derrick_fan
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
derrick_fan
I LOVE YOU MODS
anon
You should be putting derrick on glegle's lap
>>706604
derrick_fan
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
derrick_fan
YAYYYYYYY
anon
mods can you give me flube psychosis???
derrick_fan
thank you mods :3333
derrick_fan
>>706599
i should be putting derrrick on my shoulder and feed him chopped up vegetables
anon
I used to want a ferret but they seem difficult to take care of
derrick_fan
also apparently theyre only stinky if u wash them too much
derrick_fan
>>706607
psychosis in relation to the flube obv
derrick_fan
flube is so strange
derrick_fan
randalfag what the fuck am i watching btw
>>706627
derrick_fan
i have no clue who he is and i live he he sounds like a massive neek
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
derrick_fan
FINCH
derrick_fan
OMG FINCHY TIME
finch
haiiiii
derrick_fan
HI FIINCH
derrick_fan
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Luca
grapple
anon
>>706640
I'm going to pin you down and eat your ass
derrick_fan
>>706641
do u think ur stronger than me also?
finch
yes
derrick_fan
omg kinda hot
derrick_fan
woah.....
derrick_fan
can u pick me up?
derrick_fan
i say this to ask permission, not because im challenging you
finch
femoids am i right
derrick_fan
i weigh about the same as 4 packets of crisps
finch
i weigh as much as a very large boulder
derrick_fan
you could pick me up veery easily
finch
bc im big and strong
finch
raaaahhh im a strong man
derrick_fan
can we go for a ride i wanna go visit billy the mountain
derrick_fan
.play muffin man frank zappa
finch
oh yeah??
anon
Yes
anon
I am the hard carry in the light heavyweight division for the twinks vs dolls MMA contest
finch
im not a doll im a hulking man
anon
I'll make a doll out of you and dress you up and make you into a cute housewife
>>706680
finch
wwoah
derrick_fan
id sign up as long as i could play my bass guitar and u buy all of the bass guitars i want and also at least 3 different upright basses
>>706671
finch
do you like tool derrick_fan
>>706672
anon
>>706668
If you did marry me, my uncle Michael would legit give you like 3000 dollar bass guitars regularly lol
>>706679
derrick_fan
>>706670
i think its a bit wanky but theyre cool
finch
>crisps
>wanky

oh no.......
derrick_fan
did u fuckin forget
finch
we have a brit....
anon
Luzia is British
derrick_fan
this is established lore
anon
>>706679
He's also a bit crazy and was a Vietnam vet, but he's fun
derrick_fan
omg even better
anon
i just want to watch
derrick_fan
anon wanna get popcorn together and buy some shades
anon
Whether she admits it or not
derrick_fan
why do salt and vinegar pringles taste lowkey like vomit
>>706690
derrick_fan
no its specifically pringles
derrick_fan
no other salt and vinegar crisps taste like vomit
anon
It's the special combination of highly starchy chip and aggressive acidity
derrick_fan
girlllll u thought it was a man but it was a muffin!
anon
salt & vinegar chips bad
derrick_fan
bad opinion
anon
I don't like chips very much to be honest
anon
greasy sour candy w/out sugar
derrick_fan
what about chips?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just had an emergency evacuation
>>706702
anon
smell like armpit
derrick_fan
>>706700
did you evacuate safely?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, no blood thankfully
derrick_fan
oh cool
derrick_fan
that would be most unfortunate if you were killed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This happened before
derrick_fan
you were killed before?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, I shat blood
anon
i was killed before
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not even bloody diarhhea just straight blood
>>706715
derrick_fan
oh you dont like mean like evacuating a building
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I meant bowel evacuatiob
derrick_fan
oh i see
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My english might be raspy but I think I got it right
>>706716
derrick_fan
>>706714
no thats a normal expression, i am just being autistic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uncurable too (autoimmune disorder)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dw guys I take meds prescribed so I manage
derrick_fan
.play lily philips buna
derrick_fan
omfg i dont want that video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's wrong with that video?
>>706727
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like my stomach started hurt THE moment Derreck was added back. Curse of Derreck lol
>>706729
derrick_fan
>>706724
its not the right video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh okay, thought you send a death file into the video player lol
anon
#poll derrick/derrick/not so much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do you prefer: Derrick, Derrick or Derrick?
anon
>>706731
well, maybe someone did not want derrick
it's worth considering
>>706736
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You guys, do you know my favourite Pokemon? I freaking love Snivy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I remember when gen 5 just came out in US and Snivy was called Smugleaf
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I instantly fell in love with the green lizord
derrick_fan
this song is so peak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Worst games ever 0/10
derrick_fan
im so glad people enjoy derrick as much as me
derrick_fan
i mean i love him more but i love this community
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>706742
Glowie chickin.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
How can anyone hate this? This is the best pokemon
>>706756
derrick_fan
snivy is cool but it was my ex's fav pokemon too so i hate snivy
anon
>>706754
he's cool but bad in competitive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah? I've seen people mog Leon with just a Salandit
derrick_fan
i hate comp pokemon bc all of the cool pokemon are shit and all of the shit pokemon are good
>>706761
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play defeating leon with salandit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In fact you can even go through entirety of any pokemon game with just a Shedninja
anon
>>706758
wolf recently won with the goth girl so it's good now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's the matter of skill not legendary spamming
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Personally I just feel a special connection to grass (and bug) types
anon
I don't understand this game
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah I don't like SwSh either (cause no Snivy)
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