>>707578
strawgirl

>>707580
You should fall asleep in my arms

>>707584
It's only a matter of time

Nevermind DIE

PERISH

I think I will take over your tiny home and make it into my garage

I have my one bedroom

.play white guys drive like this black guys drive like this

>>707603
Well... do you want to get slimed out or what?

somebody give me the motivation to exercise today

>>707611
If you exercise, you'll be nice and fit :D

.play take it easy

.skip (video skipped)

.play the eagles take it easy

Straw girl, I am going to find you

>>707623
I'm going to pound your ass

>>707630
In the Mood for Love

>>707612
I guess that's better than being skinny

>>707647
Oh, I'm talking shit on myself

>>707648
Okay but this way I can pick you up and carry you around..

Please, a bit of body recomposition isn't going to make me a meathead

>>707650
true

>>707649
I thought you carry everyone around, you flirt

>>707653
I like to carry people around, yes. And I will do more than just carry you too

>>707655
let's see if he can carry us both

Both at the same time?

bet money on it

>>707660
5'8"
114lbs

Depends how big you are, I could probably carry straw girl under one arm lol

Oh yeah I could actually probably carry you both lol

THREE PEOPLE

Okay you'd have to be on my shoulders or something

.play king of the hill billdozer

.skip (voted to skip this video)

I am seething yes

What the hell are we watching, anyway?

WOAH

Portuguese, I'm TRIGGERED

wow patrick bateman is literally me

christian bale is got

*hot

>>707681
okay well Patrick Bateman is literally me so

>>707684
you wish, twinky

>>707685
Um, I am sigma, I am very like badass and cool, I am like sexy as fuck, I am literally patrick bateman

>>707686
Kek, you know what, I believe you now

>[2025] COLDEST TROLLFACE 🥶 SAVAGE MOMENTS EVER 🧊 PHONK EDITS THAT GO TOO FAR 💀🔥☠️#1

That's going to be me in a couple months when I get my badass hayabusa

That river looks nasty, wonder if it's like the Ljubljanica

>>707689
Where the fuck do you find money for one of them fast machines

Varnishing boats

I would never meow because I am not a cat

>>707706
my dildo isn't in this picture

>>707705
#change make this manly

one time when I used to live in the dorms, my mom texts me saying she "found my dildo" and then sent me an image of a bike pump

>>707721
#invert (quoted post has no text)

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>707705
#edit this to convey sigma ene–

it's still going to edit

.play pusherman curtis mayfield

>>707705
#edit make this evil and intimidating

>>707705
#edit make this into a phonk edit

>>707705
#edit make this post good again

My floating rib still hurts

>>707735
I'll massage it for you

>>707736
If you are going to be using your hands on anything, it better not be my rib

>>707741
What color is your bugatti

What color is your bugatti huh?

That's what I thought

>>707745
c–

CLEAN IT OFF

>>707746
#edit make this post less gay

>>707746
#edit mrow miaow meow :3 mrow

>>707746
#edit make this read like a jorge luis borges poem

cat :3

is this what your voice sounds like?

ol' bill

To be honest, I wish, my voice is like one of three things I would change if I could

It's me carrying the entirety of libpol

#ai estoy jodido

nice try fed. estoy jodido

#ai very cool, bateman, but that's nothing

oh wow, you really got me. genius observation, totally groundbreaking. what's next, a lecture on why the sky is blue? very cool, bateman, but that's nothing

>>707759
You can't do this to me....

#ai how can i sound like curtis mayfield

listen to lots of early 70s soul, especially his work with the impressions and his solo albums. study his falsetto—smooth but with a slight gritty edge. his phrasing’s laid-back but precise, like he’s always just behind the beat. lean into those pentatonic melodies with a gospel feel. and most importantly, sing like you’ve got something to say—social commentary, love, resilience. that’s the heart of it. oh, and maybe grab a wah pedal for guitar if you’re going instrumental. how can i sound like curtis mayfield

.play [YouTube]

>>707767
we should uh

Play uh

a game

you going to threaten to do something lewd again?

No I don't "threaten"

>>707772
When i find you, I am going to see everything I say through

>>707776
Hah, new orleans will be under the sea by then

fucking fish freak

>>707777
It's okay, we call that oceanfront property

You wanna chill at my beachhouse honey

>>707782
I can do that on the west coast

>>707780
Sure

>>707784
erm....

>>707784
#edit make this a meditation on digital signal processing and the importance of the shannon-nyquist theorem. Also suck the dicks of all the bell labs geniuses

>>707784
#edit keep the content the same, but make it like a william burroughs novel, perhaps naked lunch

>>707784
#edit make it a bit more obscene, as per William Burrough's style

ai is seduced by me\

>>707800
#edit make this a heroin fueled rant by my boy william burroughs and include excessive use of the word jissom

>>707803
beat generation writer, he wrote a novel called naked lunch, very famous. It's word salad most of the time, but I find it hilarious.

>>707805
love my literature

Ah

My floating rib

I would never :3

>>707852
#invert

>>707853
You can't do this to me

>>707854
:)

>>707857
When I find you, I will make you regret this

.play all along the watchtower

is okay cutie

you can chill

>>707858
I'd really like to see you try

>>707863
You aren't going to see it, you're going to feel it

for a few days

If you can walk the next day, clearly I didn't work hard enough

.play hey joe jimi hendrix

>>707866
don't be too rough...

>>707868
I'm going to be as rough as I want, brat

.play Cream Strange Brew

.play cream ulysses

nothing

actually I was permabanned

I didn't hornypost!

clearly I was describing beating someone up

>>707872
oh fuck i love this track

.play white room

was about to queue that up

wah wah wah wah wah

.play summer in the city lovin spoonful

it kind did

*kinda

erm

#ai sing me a song about getting permanently banned

(Verse 1)
logged in one day, coffee in my hand,
notions of chaos well in hand—
mods came knockin’, shadows on my screen,
said "your takes too spicy, now they’re banned, admin."

(Chorus)
perma’d my account like a fed’s tired joke,
deleted my posts, every cursed tangent spoke—
red tape wins again, what can i say?
alt-less and laughing, shitpost in the grave.

(Outro)
"muh free speech"—nope, got nothing,
just a timeout sounding off-site thunder—
see y’all next week under VPN sun,
puppet strings cut, but the lore? *undone.* sing me a song about getting permanently banned

.play SWABLR cream

>see y'all next week under VPN sun, puppet string cut, but the lore? undone

.play magic carpet ride steppenwolf

.play ripple grateful dead

.play purple haze jimi hendrix

.play bridge over troubled water

.play rocky raccoon

>>707906
They willl never ban me

.play the doors this is the end

.play riders in the storm

#ai generate me a martin sheen apocalypse now monologue about being gay

*sizzles a cig, stares into the distance*

the horror. the absolute horror. crawling up that river, wading through the jungle rot and the madness, only to realize—my god. your entire life’s a lie. crouched there in the mud, screaming in the monsoon, it hits you: this wasn’t about war. this was about *him*. that boy. the way the light caught the sweat on his back, the slow turn of his head—pure poison.

a boat ride straight into that brand of hell no marine ever trained you for. what do you do when the real kurtz ain’t some warlord, but the way he laughed at your jokes before dawn? charlie didn’t break you. *he* broke you. that final whisper before the chopper blades drowned it out—"why don’t you come closer, captain?" guts full of white phosphorus, too late to matter.

and the whole time, the jungle said nothing. just watched. that’s the joke. men get medals for slaughter but get torn apart for wanting what they want. saigon fell. the war ended. but this? *bright crimson forever*. exile ain’t a place. it’s when you stand on a crowded street and just *know* how alone you are.

*pauses, cig burning fingertips*

...so, yeah. pride month, or whatever. generate me a martin sheen apocalypse now monologue about being gay

>>707915
#edit make it about kurtz and martin sheen having gay sex

>>707915
#edit make it about kurtz and charlie sheen (height of drug use) having gay sex

>tfw charlie sheen will never whisper "winning" in your ear as he takes you

>>707918
let's hope the hiv doesn't rub off on you

I'd do truvada for him

.play simon & garfunkel el condor pasa

>>707923
okay cutie...

folding you up into a ball and wrapping the blankets around you, then carrying you around

I'm going to eat your ass

I am going to tie the sleeves of your hoodie together so your hands are trapped

should we shift into the 70s

>>707939
hm?

I'll take the leap

.play steely dan only a fool would say that

.play steely dan the royal scam

.play steely dan peg