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straw bury
huh
anon
.play goddamn these hands
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>>715324
nothing
peep accidentally Ctrl v'd I think
anon
people shouldn't be able to see you typing to prevent accidentally copy pasting at the wrong time
>>715331
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this would just be another image/msg board if not for that (excluding the other, many, features - but yk)
>>715336
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a solution could be made to prevent it though with similar thing to the confirm submission thing thats a toggle
but its kinda on the person to y'know
anon
lame as hell to get rid of the typing thing fr
straw bury
saeki is cute
straw bury
saeki is a tourist attraction. the sharty raiders that have came here to spam gore were rlly here to see saeki
>>715341
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>>715338
waow
they were here to see us
cuddle
anon
We're not going to gut the primary feature of the website, lol
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>>715342
I would ;-;
and also a lot of other worms would, peeps have asked about u when poof'd before chu know
anon
You are free to make your own board in slow/normal mode where livetyping is disabled
>>715350
anon
.play 59th street bridge song
Luca
.play el condor pasa simon and garfunkel
>>715351
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>>715342
but when u have poofed in the past I thought about n noticed n worried n bwa
cus care
::shy boymoder
>>715354
anon
.play paul simon songbook how i was mcnamara'd
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>>715346
this makes me wanna dm u smth silly really bad w a notif like that
finch
dm me
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also give u attention from a desperate touch starved femcel
>>715361
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>715359
huh?
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fricked up dude
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cry
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i literally am
>>715366
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur so mean (not) to me (not)
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>715366
erm idk
anon
.play brand new luca
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>>715355
stream peep I watch sometimes might watch the surrounded
>>715374
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>>715374
wan watch wacko stuff n lay w u on the couch n just teehee
>>715379
anon
>>715377
Would be nice, though tbh wacko stuff makes me do the thing where I pause the video and just rub my face while mouthing "what the fuck" to myself
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lel hehe
anon
I did this like six times while watching
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I just kinda like
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errr
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yeh I'll say like jesus or lightly swear or such at the video cus of ocd being annoyed
anon
i've seen this album cover in charts but hearing it - i don't think the music connects with song vibes
>>715390
anon
I am not exaggerating, this video was like... very depressing
lain from computers
can i have a widdow eth donation
>>715389
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omg heya
anon
I knew those types existed, but they were just naked
lain from computers
>>715389
i gotta buy a gmail account.. but all my ape gone
>>715393
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>>715392
I mean I have like 20 or something if u actually needed such
>>715395
anon
how do you get cyrpto if coinbase doesn't accept your id to verify your account?
lain from computers
yeah i need a single one for like a non-id service reg
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teehee
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play brand new degausser acoustic
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
ree etc
anon
.play brand new degausser live at fmx radio.com
finch
i have to get up to go to work in 5 hours lol
>>715406
finch
im showering first i reek of cigarettes
>>715409
anon
use the cigarettes to mask the smell of booze. big brain
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be safe tho n
finch
>>715409
yeah i smoked a couple marlboro ultra lights and a menthol which i have never had before
>>715415
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:c
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u should try n just vape n not smoke if ur gonna, pls
anon
>>715412
how do you afford them? i'm not paying $10 a pack
anon
smoking looks cooler thobeit
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>>715395
I'll make a new one cus might as well have another that isn't y'know
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(I usually make new accounts for a reason)
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I didn't see
anon
>>715418
i started smoking at 17 cuz i noticed smokers got breaks but i didnt
lain from computers
oh theyre like 40 cents on random russian place
presumably they need sms verification
>>715423
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u can buy in bulk
anon
I started smoking at 20, and it was literally because working as a line cook they only gave breaks for smoking lmao
>>715443
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the accounts don't
finch
i can feel myself developing an addiction so im trying to limit
>>715431
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you can add it but Gmail doesn't require it I believe
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maybe it does? I forget
lain from computers
i think it does or it'd be really easy
but generally if i sign in to whatever email its associated w all my others anyway
>>715434
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>>715427
::bonk
gonna make u have to only be able to vape on occasion but not smoke :c
finch
i have a few diff flavor vapes too the best is banana imi
>>715445
lain from computers
>>715434
i have a lot of emails but a lot of services only whitelist major providers anymore
>>715438
lain from computers
also 'sign in with google' is nice / bypasses a lot of auth a lot of the time
anon
if you cant handle me at my russian email, you dont deserve me at my gmail
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tuta is junk cus they delete your email if you forget to login and you don't pay them
anon
abe said it
anon
>>715433
You should be sucking on something else
anon
smoking makes u cool
lain from computers
don't smoke cigarettes
>>715449
lain from computers
unless you wanna smell like you're 38
>>715452
anon
>>715443
It's okay, if I smoke, I do feel a bit more social, but that's really it
anon
unless you wanna smell based
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>>715443
its like the most trash high that lasts for a second or two but then becomes the most addictive due to the short effect
lain from computers
>>715452
feel free to make it worse if youd like im not yr mom
>>715458
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its really only useful for being able to smoke with people and that's it
lain from computers
it's a social thing
it tells people you are on the fringes sometimes
good if you do not want regular people to interact with you in public
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yeah
anon
>>715462
Czechoslovakia was so fvcking based, but I like playing as America :D
anon
the czech make the best porn and guns. what else do you need?
anon
The Czechs, they make the best gangbangs, the biggest gangbangs, let me tell you folks, when you see a czech gangbang...
>>715468
Luca
Can'
Luca
t remember the last time I played HOI IV
anon
>>715465
I tell you folks, it's second only to the island
anon
last time i played hoi IV was the equestria at war mod
anon
HoI4, United States run, everything in navy and medical tents, getting as few casualties as possible and making everyone into a democracy
Luca
Who's your leader?
anon
HoI4 TNO, either a liberal in Russia or the US again, spreading democracy
>>715477>>715476
anon
>>715476
My favorite path is Werbell and then forming a democracy, because it's entirely baffling and hilarious to imagine an American merc showing up to a failed state, calling it Alaska, and then immediately being like "I'm bored now, you guys can vote"
>>715480
anon
Either way, I always play as the good guys, or at worst a lovable scamp :D
anon
im a consolefag the closest i get is crusader kings
>>715485
anon
>>715483
Oh in Crusader Kings I am a completely unhinged psychopath that butchers people for fun
>>715488
anon
>>715481
waiting for the clone hero chart for this
anon
lel
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#ksay laen
anon
rome had an "empress" for 4 years
>>715492
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#ksay laen
anon
>>715488
My entire economy is based on pillaging the entirety of the Mediterranean
anon
and then capturing foreign mines
anon
fuck gaul
anon
So that I can fund a mercenary army by which I will destroy my enemies for fun
anon
HoI4 is about VGHing about your ideal world, hence why I play the good guys, and CK is about living out your antisocial fantasies
>>715503
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#ksay laen
anon
>>715499
No I always respect the national borders of those who are conquered, but I also force them to like me and also adopt a system identical to mine because I know best
>>715504
anon
>>715502
this movie version is unironically the best version recorded but i didnt pick it specificslly. luck
>>715510
anon
>>715504
I release the Balkans as individual countries normally if I can
>>715508
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if laen comes back can someone tell her I am gonna dm in a min
>>715511
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in case I'm away
anon
>>715505
don't like the older version because the reed wind instrument at the beginning sounds bad
>>715513
anon
o fuk im laffin
anon
no ai
anon
>>715503
my political powerfantasy is that everybody gets to vote and there is a strong constitution along with distinct separation of powers and the executive is run by a very boring administrator that nobody really cares or thinks about VGH VTOPIA
>>715520
anon
>>715519
i never think about political powerfantasies for too long because i start ruminating on peak oil
>>715522
anon
i would create american jobs by having new woodchippers designed and using them on the white house lawn. feet first
anon
>>715520
I ruminate on a perfect world where the US has a healthy media ecosystem that actually educates its audience on the issues such that there is general alignment on major issues like climate change, and then I realize it's so fucking over and support total autocracy
>>715523>>715524>>715528
anon
>>715522
you're gonna need the woodchippers for that
anon
neofeudalism with all your flags under one banner
anon
I like selecting my leaders :D
>>715530
anon
.play sister golden hair
Luca
>>715522
.play in a perfect world, men like me would not exist
anon
sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things
>>715543
straw bury
okey
straw bury
i would offer to play project zomboid but i would probably force a download of the gun suicide mod and steal ur shotgun
>>715542
anon
>>715539
my single player world was lost, so I was very mad earlier lol
>>715544
anon
>>715529
I think alot of unreasonable men are eager to say this when they want to justify their behavior
>>715557>>715558
Luca
.play america ventura highway
anon
.play america tin man
straw bury
god i fucking hate cis ppl
>>715551
anon
kek 4 america songs by 4 anons. hella based
lain from computers
dearly sorry
anon
::fatass_dogs
anon
::fatass dog
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>>715546
did I remind u by mention the other day to start playing them here again after not having before ?
>>715560
anon
>>715543
this desu. seeing the post the tree of liberty needs to be watered with blood fold at trump hiding everything about Epstein makes want to fedpost.
>>715570
anon
>>715556
Yes, there was a convo about it and I was reminded I like that song alot
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:>
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yus
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cutie
anon
>>715557
I have transcended, I openly praise the deep state for their blatant superiority over the average populist politician
>>715573
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>>715571
I'm going to make u stop saying dis stuff by kis
anon
>>715571
I'm going to make you my woman if I can be quite honest and also take you out for like a nice concert or something then carry you around on my shoulders while we are in the moshpit
straw bury
i love this gif so fucking much i would give my life for this cat
>>715580
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>>715583
I will clean u up n kiss hurt
anon
what if nuts had nipples?
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parts
lain from computers
thank you
Luca
>>715584
You want me to take the sum of them?
Luca
Mathematical operations, sir, none of this homosexual shit
>>715608
Luca
otherwise I'm liable to be a homosexual
>>715602
0.0665% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>715594
saekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaekisaeki
anon
You can't DO THIS TO ME, I am innocent, this was simply a deez nutz joke
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boogoogoogogogogogogogogogogoger
straw bury
#ksay booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger
>>715603
anon
>>715596
if ur liable then u need to take out homosexual insurance
straw bury
(i stopped u from talking by smooching u)
>>715610
0.0667% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>715606
don't grab tea anon !!!!!! without her consent
anon
doodoodoodoo
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iced tea
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arizona
0.0668% laptopbooger!boymodewng
UR ICING HER ??? WHY ARE YOU MURDERER
anon
smoking pipe tobacco
straw bury
have i missed tea coming back or is she just playing chess forever
>>715631
straw bury
twinky has tea stuck in a jar on his desk and he forces her to play chess with him sometimes
>>715624
0.0669% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ASK TWINKANON
anon
>>715619
The truth is that these nuts are going to be on your chin
Luca
>>715617
Let's sail to Jan Mayen and lose half of our crew marooned there
>>715632
straw bury
.play kitty craft bits and bobs from the flower patch
0.0670% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twinkanon don't ignore strawgirl respond to her
>>715629
anon
.play deeez nuts
straw bury
kitty craft so peak
straw bury
one day imma pull up to a kitty craft show in an acid bath shirt
>>715636
anon
>>715623
In a perfect world, I would have a big 40 foot sailboat and a crew of attractive people that I can just travel the world with
Luca
The sailboat part is definitely based. I've told myself that if I ever become rich enough to afford a boat that I would learn to sail.
>>715635
anon
im going to hijack a cruise ship or something like a somali
anon
>>715633
Controversially, living on a sailboat is actually not too bad, I lived on one for like two months and it was alright, the issue is that sailboat is not conducive for tech
>>715641
straw bury
>>715637
omg yes pls that would be so fun
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< 3
yngven
:3
anon
>>715641
most sailboat, and by that I mean like all of them, have bathrooms
>>715647
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heya vennn
yngven
hi helo
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haii
anon
the ocean is right there
yngven
:3c
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^v^
anon
>>715647
Yes, you get it pumped when you are ashore
anon
you dump it in international waters
Luca
Honestly, living on a sailboat sounds fun. What kind of shit would I have to take care of?
>>715658
straw bury
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yngven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::yuri
yngven
hai :3
anon
I work on sailboats for spare cash, and they always pay late or try to burn me
>>715662
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this is making me think of the zyzzians boat
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lole
anon
>>715666
I'm a very nice person IRL, I don't think I am intimidating at all to be honest
>>715675
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:3
anon
trips checkd
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twinks sweet n cute
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n
anon
But at the end of the day, someone showing up at your house is someone showing up at your house
>>715676
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yeh
straw bury
twinky is the least intimidating person alive
>>715681
anon
>>715657
tagging this as centaurworld
anon
>>715684
That's not my name, but it is close
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hehe
anon
>>715682
Someone that lends money for betting
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I wish I didn't know so many people with my dead name
straw bury
he has an accountant name
>>715693
straw bury
he has the name of an accountant for some big company and he has a wife and kids and every night after he gets off work he goes down to the local gay bar and engages in acts of blasphemy
>>715695>>715715
anon
>>715690
literally yes, like that is the origin of the name lol
anon
>>715691
sounds like every guy who couldn't host on grindr
straw bury
yipey kitty craft :3
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:333
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wait kitty?
was gonna make an mc server but laen apparently made one w a comfy modpack
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and nah no bedrock
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I mean we can have like
anon
:(
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like the plugin to allow bedrock to login to Java servers but
>>715706
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not natively hosting bedrock ones sorri
::bwa
anon
>>715704
Geyser is *alright* but the main problem is getting anticheat plugins to play nicely
anon
afaik like 5 years ago there was an issue with how stairs were climbed
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in terms of a server with like 7 people I do not care lel
Luca
.play Gaucho Steely Dan
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and also I use a client either way
straw bury
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my life for kitty craft
::boogie
Luca
>>715703
god that cat is so fucking cute
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not to cheat but for the quality of life features
anon
in bedrock stairs are just a slope
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I do not involve myself in larger mc server hosting for many a reason due to knowing the culture and the stuff that happens
anon
in java they are actual stairs
anon
like the colision thingies
anon
>>715719
Eh, I am a naturally private person, I don't hide my sexuality, but I don't really tell people unless it is need to know (I want to fuck them)
anon
>>715723
the ps5 was a hell of a lot cheaper than a pc
anon
>>715723
legacy console was much better than what we have now
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I wanna emulate the PS3 mc
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or the ps4 pre bedrock
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