they raise their little wolves who go on quests of their own

cycle of life

one time this guy tried to hang with my friendgroup (bc it was mostly girls) and he ordered mcdonalds salad in mcdonalds and thats when i thought of him as lesser than a man and certainly not a friend

randal i imagine your childhood as being a little scamp fighting off taller men with a knife in the snow

>>719192
baaaassseeedddd

my friend who is a polish trans guy became fixated with postal 2 and the postal dude lately

>>719197
hes based bc his wife is fat

i tried to play the russian postal 2 mod

forgot its name but its apparently the most well known one

yes corkscrew rules

randal why does that one russian liberal games reviewer guy sound like that

warlockmancy or something

https://www.youtube.com/@Warlockracy he doesnt sound russian he just sounds like idk how to say it

this guy apparently used to be a russian right winger then he became this lib boomer rpg man

i wanna fuck our bodies into broken shards

i have a new vocal stim where i repeat "i fucked the devil" to myself whenever im walking down the hill to go shopping

>>719248
people are trying to make autism cool and vaguely sexually appealing. this has been happening forever, especially since the release of the movie "drive" with ryan gosling, but lately i see people wearing shirts that are like "rizz em with the tism". i gotta be honest here its somewhat weird how many people ive met who try to describe why im hot to them and they bring up my autism at some point

its tiring but i really do love the autistic friends i have and i feel like i connect with them in a way that perhaps other people dont connect with eachother

>>719260
how old is this bitch

>>719264
i think its ok as long as you dont think of the person you're into as like this pet dog or whatever which ive felt in the past

>>719284
this guy was always my least favourite troll to be honest

>>719290
yea that guy was a laugh

surfshack tito was the last funny troll

bluespike was funny back in the day but now i realise clyde cash was seriously a weird one for making him do all that shit

the only hrt dealer ive known that doesnt sound like a bad person has been that lady from ukraine

>>719310
oooo nice

>>719313
british blokes say "arggh me willy" when you smack their pingases with this at the gloryhle

naooww!!! my bals !!! where they go !!! - cat who just went to vet

>>719323
yea its sad that makes sense to me

>>719339
i liked that cartoon a lot back in the day when /co/ taught me what it was

i hate not being able to remember /co/ comics i read 14 years ago

my favourite band is New Order

mom rock

>>719351
dont forget acid house/gothic rock/dance rock/etc etc man they really did everything as a band

to be honest the only ska i dont like is like house of fun type ska bc i associate that with a troubling number of bad/depressing memories somehow which is kinda funny honestly

#smartai family guy mafia vs garfield gang vs angry birds cartel who wins

Ah, an intriguing hypothetical battle between three of the most absurd yet surprisingly formidable factions in pop culture: the *Family Guy* Mafia (led by Peter Griffin), the Garfield Gang (spearheaded by that lasagna-loving feline himself), and the Angry Birds Cartel (commanded by Red and his feathery enforcers). To determine who emerges victorious, we must analyze their strengths, weaknesses, resources, and tactical advantages.

### **1. The Family Guy Mafia**
- **Leadership:** Peter Griffin—an unpredictable buffoon with occasional bursts of genius-level scheming (often accidental). His crew includes Lois (ruthless when provoked), Stewie (a sociopathic super-genius with time-travel capabilities), Brian (intellect but crippling alcoholism), Quagmire ("Giggity" unpredictability), Cleveland & Joe.
- **Resources:** Access to cutaway gags—literal deus ex machina plot armor allowing them to summon anything mid-battle. Also possess a loyal following in Quahog’s underworld.
- **Weaknesses:** Chronic incompetence; infighting likely derails strategy unless Stewie takes charge.

### **2. The Garfield Gang**
- **Leadership:** Garfield—lazy but Machiavellian when motivated by food or ego support from Odie & Jon Arbuckle as reluctant accomplices). Nermal could be used as a psychological weapon due to sheer annoyance factor.)
- **Resources:* Near-invincibility via cartoon logic; indifference shields him from harm while his gluttony fuels endurance-based warfare tactics like eating enemy supplies into oblivion before they even strike back)..
- Weakness?: Mondays . If fighting occurs then morale plummets drastically).

###3.The Angry Birds Cartel
-Leadership :Red(stoic determination ) backed upby Bomb(explosive expertise ),Chuck(speedster agility ).Terence(brute strength).
-Tactical Advantages :Masteryof projectile physics ; abilitytoconstruct elaborate siege weaponsfrom scrap materials.
-Weaknesses:Limited numbers without egg reinforcements.Birdsare easily distracted if pigs deploy bacon bribes ).

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##Strategic Analysis:
-**Phase One:Initial Engagement**
TheGarfieldGang would likely avoid direct conflict altogether , manipulating othersinto fighting each other first while lounging on sidelines eating lasagna.But if forced into action,Garfields sheer apathy might render him immune todirect attacks —you can’t kill what doesn’t care enough todie.Stewiewould recognize this threat immediatelyand attempt temporal erasure via ray gun,but risk triggering paradox loops givenGarfs meta-awarenessas comic strip entity ).

Meanwhile,theAngryBirds launch aerial bombardments targetingQuahogs infrastructure.FamilyGuys counterwithcutaway-induced chaos(e.g.,suddenly callingin Consuela ora giant chicken brawl disrupting battlefield lines.).However,Briansself-sabotaging tendencies may doom coordination efforts earlyon .

-**Phase Two:Tipping Point**
Stewies technological superiority gives Family Guya edge initially until he gets boredor distractedbysomething shiny.Reds relentless focus keeps pressureon both factions.Garfields passive-aggressive laziness becomes wildcard here–if enemies exhaust themselves tryingto outmaneuver one anotherwhile he conserves energy waitingforthem collapse under own stupidity )

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##Verdict:
***The Garfield Gang wins through strategic inertia.*** Whilethe other two groups expend resources in flashy displays offorce or chaotic infighting,Garfieldexists beyond conventional defeat.His gang prevails notby overpowering opponentsbut simply enduring longer than anyone else bothers resisting.Eventually,FamilGuys devolve intodrunken squabbling,andAngryBirds runoutof ammunition chasingafter indestructible targets who refuse toparticipate fully anyway.In end,victory goes towho least cares about winning…which is always going family guy mafia vs garfield gang vs angry birds cartel who wins

>>719394
my face when a guy with hands like this puts his hands on your thigh xDD

>>719401
i wouldnt call me that but im sufficiently muscular and dont have fucked up wrists

>>719406
day of heroes

one day ill meet another person who likes electronic body music and industrial as much as me

>>719430
BBW

did steve albini steal that part of the song at the end

>>719442
honestly yeah and nicotine in general. i have a strong ass zyn in my mouth rn and its not exactly delightful.

im going to have to go back to smoking when im in japan bc i want to go to the japanese smoking section

>>719462
smoke some fags and play some pool / pretend you never went to school

i got so upset last night over something unrelated i booted up tf2 and played as pyro and used the flames to block the sights of snipers on my own team bc there were 4 snipers

having that power over someone else made me feel good ill admit

>>719484
>sea of thieves
does that game involve being the captain and raging at your team/crew for not picking the right roles

im honestly the master of that

when i played bannerlord i would kick and grief teammates for picking the archer and cavalry on city maps

>>719495
looks like me at 45 if my life goes outta control

tho the methadone would be mephedrone

not proud to admit i first listened to beach boys bc i heard them sampled in a blank banshee song

the beach boys is like a name id give to a criminal gang/semi official paramilitary i would found in a tropical paradise gone bad