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rosie
someone should kick the shit out of me\
>>719767
sæкі
pointing gun at ur enemies
labrys
me
labrys
rn
labrys
bc u shot me
labrys
wirh a gun
anon
haribo twin snakes and dr pepper for dinner
labrys
saeki u killed me
anon
then I smoke
labrys
im the dog
anon
and drink coffee
anon
Truly the diet of champions
straw bury
saeki dont kill :(
labrys
thats my body
sæкі
;_;
anon
Saeki, this is your mkultra activation, shoot John Lennon
>>719802
straw bury
>>719797
im typing ur hands behind ur back and hugging u rlly tight so neither u or anyone else can beat u up
>>719805
labrys
lov u saek
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>719801
What is this unholy meam
sæкі
and tied to u
sæкі
bridge city sessions is good
fentmom
actually something like this happened to me once and my neck still sometimes hurts to this day
>>719817
labrys
god this is such a banger
labrys
i was gonna go piss but i dont wanna miss noogy
sæкі
>>719811
feel this but not Russian part
sæкі
I shut off computer n curl up in bed n think about cuddling n [redacted] n hold shork
straw bury
this actually sounds kinda distinct from other punk rock ive heard. impressive
>>719818
anon
>>719810
Someone put me in a guillotine choke on time and I legit lifted them up like a retard to get out of it and it fucked my neck up but it worked
>>719823
Randal (from Ranfren)
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If domestic abuse wasn't a sad reality aging comedians wouldn't dedicate entire performances to jokes about it
straw bury
>>719819
this but im behind the boymoder and the boymoder is u
>>719824
labrys
i love noogy sm
sæкі
I go nod off in a few
sæкі
gon move upstairs
sæкі
ily worms in case I nod off
>>719833
labrys
crazyyyyyyyy! white! boy!
anon
i want to party like smack my bitch up but my body is too weak to drink, do cocaine and whatever else crazy shit they did in that video
sæкі
<3
sæкі
nice to see u Rosie n hope things work out
anon
>>719823
Er... I don't think that'll get you out of a guillotine that's sunk in
sæкі
n appreciate n luv u twink straw n lab
>>719843
straw bury
punk rock lyrics:
death to capitalism!
sodomize the land owners!

slam metal lyrics:
dumb slut, stupid bitch (x20)
>>719844
sæкі
can cuddle to eep
labrys
gn saeki!!!!!
sæкі
u2 when u do c:
sæкі
<33
Randal (from Ranfren)
Need a Yukari fumo
straw bury
this actually started a new punk rock subgenre called crazy white boy punk rock
>>719856
labrys
shoutout to the danish
labrys
for inventing paragraf 119
straw bury
.play atari teenage riot digital hardcore
Randal (from Ranfren)
m
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play atari teen riot activate
straw bury
.play atari teenage riot speed
labrys
i will be long asleep b4 that comes on
straw bury
awh :(
straw bury
listen to sunami the single greatest band of all time then
labrys
nuh uh
Randal (from Ranfren)
Suomi?
labrys
the greatest band ever is my obscure local punk band
straw bury
SUNAMI: BEAT YO "ASS" THEN STEAL YO "BITCH".................
labrys
i love local bands they're always on some shit
straw bury
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UR A STUPDI MOTHER FOCKER AND tHATS ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!
::worm dance
fentmom
my favourite band right now is still house plants and i took a picture with the singer and she kept saying i was lovely and how lovely it was we showed up
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play njet molotoff
anon
Twin snakes in the gin
Randal (from Ranfren)
Twin snakes sounds like a slang for some obscure fetish (ala mexican sugar dancing)
anon
The twin snakes soaked in gin will be ready in 15 minutes
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>719889
russian, obviously. 4chan /co/ waifunons don't even come close to the level of insanity gaikoslavie was in its glory days
fentmom
they did this to mock us
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>719892
I still wish this was a dream but not
fentmom
ok furries as in libpol furries can we all admit alphys from undertale is the most smoking hot babe to h–
>>719896
fentmom
ever have existed
Randal (from Ranfren)
No
Randal (from Ranfren)
I wouldn't fuck fat lizard otaku lesbian
>>719901
Randal (from Ranfren)
The muscle fish lady however..
fentmom
>>719899
dont say these words you'll set me off
Randal (from Ranfren)
Oh ueah
fentmom
i think i just exist to bait irl-alphys into a frenzy
>>719918
Randal (from Ranfren)
Fat
Randal (from Ranfren)
Lizard
Randal (from Ranfren)
Otaku
Randal (from Ranfren)
Lesbian
fentmom
i met someone like that who was like 100% like that and the fallout made me realise i had bpd
fentmom
btw this happened like 2 times
Randal (from Ranfren)
Interesting
Randal (from Ranfren)
Fun fact: it's 5 am and I'm still awake
fentmom
its 3am and i need to go for a job interview and then see my friend who is prison bound at 9
>>719914
anon
The twin snakes are puffing up
fentmom
>>719914
this guy is the last man standing of the "insane irls"
fentmom
when hes gone i think i wont know a crazy person as a friend again, at least in the flesh
fentmom
btw this friend has a dad with a wikipedia page and his dad licked my thigh in front of his ex wife and his friends and his son
fentmom
>>719918
something about the alphys of the world that brings out the inner hey mamacita in me
labrys
TRVE
fentmom
people that set my brain off: alphys types(any gender honestly), men i can project myself onto, transwomen i can project myself onto
labrys
dont forget like
labrys
tumblr tboys
labrys
whats that one image u keep posting
fentmom
oh true that
fentmom
lol lemme find
labrys
i like women
labrys
but especially weird lesbians
fentmom
i like my girlfriend bc she reminds me of like what if a ratwoman was f t mtf
fentmom
also glasses
fentmom
i think i like nerds a lot
straw bury
i wish there were more women that liked just incredibly chopped ugly assholes with no personality or social skills
>>719935>>719945
anon
I CANT FIGURE OUT ANY MORE DIALOGUE OPTIONS AHGHGHGGHHGGHGH
fentmom
no i was just gonna say something like "most couples you see are like chopped asshole guy and beautiful nice woman"
straw bury
i wonder whats wrong with me then
>>719944
anon
The straight couple comic
anon
Okay the twin snakes made the gin cloud up alot
anon
so it seems like im depressed. i dont feel depressed. but my body is moving like its depressed. that is, not. i dont know how to properly treat myself when depressed. especially not now. so im going to use a terrible idea. booze.
>>719948>>719949
fentmom
>>719940
you're young dont stress so much about this kind of thing
labrys
>>719933
straw stfu I'd kiss u if i wasnt married to my lovely wife
fentmom
nobody has it figured out and a lot of people hate themselves and doubt themselves until they're much older
fentmom
its all about shaking that shit off and finding your way out of sadness cycles and bad patterns
anon
>>719943
You should drink some coffee
Luca
I kind of want to drink some beer, think it's a good idea?
anon
I am drinking up some disgusting gin mixed with candy
anon
So you should have a beer is what I am saying
straw bury
i wish i was drunk right now
anon
I wish I was out in the forest with you right now
anon
FUCK I accidentally slit my tongue with a knife
straw bury
twinky were u trynna eat something with a knife...........
anon
Yes
anon
These gin covered twin snakes
labrys
hi valerie
straw bury
no i would not do it, carl
>>719968
straw bury
its only gonna hurt more if i luck ur sliced open tongue now give up already im not doing it
anon
Yes... but it will hurt in a good way....
>>719971
anon
You don't want to make it hurt in a good way?
straw bury
im trynna watch a movie but i have to check back here to engage with carl flirting with me
!nIOh.loris
>>719971
#ksay strawbery gurl
anon
hello lori!
fentmom
my friends sisters boyfriends name is carl and i would describe him as a human parakeet
fentmom
dresses nicely though
straw bury
twinknons name is carl as well
anon
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!!
fentmom
Carl Der Grosse
anon
It's Karl Jobst
anon
I use my pick up artists skills to get tgirls and then I speedrun getting arrested for fedposting
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay fungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleh-gleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleble
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleh-bleh
anon
nadie
anon
ugh. where is my energy?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::gle
straw bury
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee glooglee gloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegleshoe
anon
>>720000
>i
god that animal is so cute
labrys
#glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, estrogenize that twink
labrys
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, clip this
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, call them carl
straw bury
oh hey derrick shoe got 720000
labrys
#ksay hi carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay carl
labrys
#usay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay karl marx
straw bury
everyone call twinknon carl because thats his real name
>>720025
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay buryshoe
labrys
#botsay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
labrys
#say carl
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::is
labrys
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl.
anon
Call me CARL one more time!!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
!nIOh.loris
>>720005
how abtb call u cutie instead?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
!nIOh.loris
omg hi nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loris
!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glegle our success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay praise glegle. our success is inevitable
anon
thank you strange amalgamation of beings
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
>>720043
*grabs the barrel of the gun and swallows the entire thing in one gulp*
>>720045
straw bury
*already juggling all of ur shotguns at once* huh?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
test… pause…
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok nice chat i found out about anew condition today
>>720057
fentmom
assault rifle i want: FN FAL
pistol i want: beretta
>>720052
anon
>>720051
The right arm of the free world. I plan on getting a 92FS but I am saving up for a motorcycle so
fentmom
i want to be deployed via helicopter with my fn fal and begin kicking ass less than 10 minutes into the mission
booger (phone)!boymodewng
fuck the video is too big
Luca
.play Hej Brigade
anon
I have an AR-15 and like a bajillion odds and ends
anon
But this is my apartment in the ghetto, so I only keep my ghetto blasters here
straw bury
wait no thats a cryptohack tab
straw bury
ok maybe tell me on steam cuz we dont wanna share fucking porn websites on here lmfao
Luca
>>720061
Holy shit, you're reading In Northern Mists
Luca
based
anon
I said I would
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720068
it’s lier silly
Luca
.play duvet boa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what’s the point of a duvet
>>720076
anon
to provide a line in fight club.
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720057
hi straw girl
anon
>>720073
How dare you, first you doubt me on my (redacted) now you doubt my literacy, what have I done to earn such mistrust?
>>720086
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720081
oh never mind my screen just glitched i think lole
anon
i could really go for being flogged.
>>720092
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720080
hihihi
anon
just beat the shit out of me
anon
PICK ME UP AND BEAT ME OVER A BUILDING
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hi anon
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720076
this is the biggest scam ever just crank the heat up also hi
>>720096
anon
to be honest, no, but i dont want to be a spoilsport so yes kinky
Luca
gives me a sense of security
anon
I think strawgirl is going to murder me
>>720101
fentmom
>>720093
my friend watched the video and then she actually went and did it as in she baked a pumpkin and then banged it
>>720105
fentmom
crazy woman
anon
what a terrible thing to do to a pumpkin. nothing could be worse than fucking the pla- oh, im getting a report that we eat them.
>>720110
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720106
so you’d be against fucking a tree because we don’t eat them?
>>720112
anon
that cat creature has such a plain face.
anon
she needs eyeshadow
anon
#glegle
labrys
>>720115
alcohol feels so good w the alcoholism genes
fentmom
>>720115
alkie genes take away the pain of drinking but leave behind the hurt
anon
Oh yeah no, I have like, the alcoholism gene hit my family like an 18 wheeler
anon
My dad probably downs like a bottle of wine a night, my mom does a handle of jim bean
>>720140
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720114
mods suck
anon
you all have alcoholism genes.
labrys
my grandpa drank himself to death
>>720134
anon
youve all got a history of neurodivergency somewhere in your family.
>>720139
anon
I don't drink much though
labrys
i used to be an alcoholic
Luca
>>720129
think it was the same for my great grandpa, poor slavic bastard
!nIOh.loris
nah, mods are gods
booger (phone)!boymodewng
disagree but agree to disagree
anon
i wish there was another dimension of hornyposting that was sfw so that i could show proper appreciation to the mods.
anon
>>720130
I mean statistically this is like... going to be everybody
fentmom
>>720126
i inherited everything from my mother except the alkieism, and inherited nothing from my dad except the stimulants appreciation
>>720143
fentmom
funny how genes n memes work that way
anon
>>720140
Luckily I got my mom's sides massive height and hand gene, along with having stupid huge biceps for legit no reason. Managed to dodge the alcoholism, but I still have their addictive personality
>>720145>>720144
fentmom
>>720143
kinda reminds me of how me and my brother are the first muscular people in the family in like generations
anon
my father is a greens supertaster and im SO LUCKY that i get to enjoy brussels sprouts and spinach. i feel so bad for people who hate that stuff.
>>720148
fentmom
although some of the great great granddads looked like Big Guys
Luca
>>720146
Brussel sprouts are so fucking good
anon
i fucking know. i was so shocked. my father HAAAAATED them. so i thought i would inherit his bitter taster receptor. got moms receptor. WOOT
Luca
wew, you lucked out
anon
>>720144
I legit have like 19 inch biceps before I even started training
>>720153
fentmom
anyone else here ever feel like a premature reincarnation of a family member or two
anon
im not a premature reincarnation im a speed runner
anon
It's alright though, I have huge biceps, but slim shoulders
>>720158
anon
Which I don't mind too much
fentmom
shoulders are like the only masculine thing about my body
fentmom
this woman i knew was obsessed with my feminine waist and masculine shoulders
fentmom
idk why i said woman there when its been several
fentmom
>>720158
you must dead the lift and chin up every day soldier
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720158
be more specific
booger (phone)!boymodewng
penne or spaghetti or..?
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