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>>557036
what
it's very interesting
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>>557048
#smite
>>557048
#edit (only staff can use this command on this board) funny
>>557050
fool
>>557051
sorry
>>557053
#smite
>saaaaaaaaar why us aryan ednians make ytboi seethe
>>557057
i wonder why indians make rightoids so angry
it's very interesting
it's le actually soyjak.st
they think about them a lot
i think they are jealous
or insecure
>sarr you jelous
r/markiplier is a retarded falseflag
>>557066
#sanicspin
>>557061
snitch
>saar
>SAAAAAAAAAAR BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>557066
you are absolutely false, i literally know for a literal fact markiplier ordered his fans to raid us
i talked to him on the phone
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerni
>>557081
#freeze
#rekt (5)
#robotsay meow
how many soi's are still here?
>>557097
they all left out of shame
no im a soy me me im a soy uhm uhh wojack!!
>>557097
im here anon #kiss (only staff can use this command on this board)
yosho nooooooooooooo
let him out!!!!!!!
>>557100
>woahjak
is it true the wojak guy killed himself before he ever saw his meme get big
hed be just like that one artist guy
I'm an octopus
>>557121
#invert
>>557121
anon will never be an ocopus
(anon is octopus)
*spits out cereal*
I AM AN OCTO PUS
chicken jockey
chicken hockey is what they say up in canada
canada is not even real okay?
shut up shut up SHUT UP
it is not okay sorry it's jsut true
>>557134
how did you type so slow and still fuck that up
>>557134
hold me
>>557138
I am the smartest you are a CLOWN
i laugh at you ahhahaha you're supposed to laugh at clowns
>>557140
#edit clownify this
transjester
>>557141
#edit make this post appear as if the user is bouncing up and down on a comically large spring
OOPS ALMOST FELL OVER
>>557139
people should hold me instead
>>557146
10 little anons jumping on the bed
one fell off and bumped their head!
>>557150
i will hold you
>>557153
thankies
i will fix you
>>557155
transition already
thats what im saying
jesus christ
>>557159
no friend
youre trying your best and we appreciate that
i believe in u anon
>>557163
you can do it anon
its all going to be okay
we believe in you
i like me
octopuses can't become people...
>>557173
\\"sign saying
>>557175
\\
>>557175
but you can become your realized self
i am my realized self,
>>557200
anon you're like 15
no I'm 100 years old ugh
grow up
>>557200
what do you realized
baggy socks > thigh highs
i am a walrus
u might be on to something
>>557218
the important thing is that you tried
baggy thigh highs?
ohh yeah with the little suspender thing
>>557225
those are called pants
no but they only go on one leg and stop at the thigh
wowo yeah thats cute
great idea
the people at soyjak are mostly chuddy, but i still love them because their bald man with glasses are funny
im a liberal
>>557248
#sanicspin
>>557248
you'll get over it one day
I like that they hate porn
>>557284
desire is normal, but if you let get out of hand then it becomes bad
>>557264
we don't allow NSFW stuff on our site or on our booru(s) BUT in terms of personal views i do not care about porn one way or another
i am PRO FREE SPEECH and PRO not caring what other people do with their lives
>>557264
>desire is a moral failing
you're going to have a great time in your 20s
to be fair porn has its issues but i would imagine the reason behind their hatred is not for ethical concern
>>557292
yeah there are certainly legitimate criticisms of porn and the porn industry but most right-wingers seem to think it is immoral that people have sex for any reason besides uhhhhh either submitting to a man or spawning a family
>>557295
until they start talking to a 16 y/o girl and start grooming them
true
>>557300
wait that's youtubers i think right wing types take an airplane to an island for this
no youtuber are for younger
im stopping this bit here.
>>557266
i have no issue with someone choosing not to look at porn because they find it addictive or whatever but if they want to control other people's lives like an authoritarian statist then they are anti-american
though i guess you aren't american but they are uhhh anti-..........................good policy
its some obnoxious projection of shame i think
yeah
historically great outcomes when shame comes into play with powerful men and sexual dynamics
>>557332
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
i forgot this is the containment board
uhhhh
i mean
>>557343
i knew it
get back to work
i might just come and visit more often >:)
>>557356
so many soyteens have ended up doing this over the years
i am glad that we end up libbifying some of them
well i still hold some ideas yall don't agree with but im not gonna force it
you will change, in due time........................................
give it a few years....
you already went from hard r to a to friend that was rapid development
lets all love anon
saying the hard r makes me feel free and like a waterfall
but you restrained urself according to the rules. very polite
>>557375
why does it make you feel this way
does it feel like you're not supposed to be mean arbitrarily
do you like feel oppressed because people tell you you can't
I do, I am half european and live in a non european place, everybody calls me bad for colonial pasts
on the internet i get to say whatever i want and i feel happy doing iit
ah you're a hurt little guy
arent we all...
although not the nasty nasty stuff, i say stuff about n word something something but i don't think they're all bad
i even say things trangender people they probably wouldn't like
but i don't hate all of them, some of them are nice and i recognize it
so its a performance more than anything ?
performance of being nice?
no
of being mean
its kind of like seems like compensating for feelings from real life on the internet. feeling powerless irl so u act out online to feel power?
oh yes, i like to feel like a rebel and it's thrilling
not power, i say it to their face and laugh
because they can't get me, but then again, not super harsh or personal just baiting phrases that make people mad
it's kind of out of spite, i don't like it when somebody tells me i should do something or else i'm bad, oh soy i can say freely and others will join in and act funny, and i had lots of laughs
>>557469
> just baiting phrases that make people mad
yeah i mean thats the soyteen m.o. its very apparent
but like you'll probably have a nicer time not being adversarial with random people if you have enough wherewithall to realize its just performative
it might sound crazy to yall but i feel a little oppressed by queers
>i don't like it when somebody tells me i should do something or else i'm bad
yeah nobody likes to be told they're bad really
i dont agree w/ being cruel to people arbitrarily but i do get it
I'm a trap, and it feels like i am being pressured by people to become trans
>>557497
i do restrain myself on soy, but sometimes...i get lost in the moment and say sometimes that i don't belive in normally, i am able to climb of it but some younger folk don't climb back ever
if it was just words it probably wouldn't be something you remember
>>557506
>social circle is people being mean
>i join in and be mean with them because they're my social circle
yeah
>>557502
this can be a tricky subject and there are definitely shitheads that will see any gnc amab and say they should transition but i do think generally the queers me included understand that just because ur gnc male or amab doesnt mean u have to transition yk
i know that like. back in the day when i used /lgbt/ on 4chan it was basically always the case because its very heteronormative there
but healthy queer culture celebrates gnc men
i have to get back to work i just came to watch the raid
but anon you will be alright if you get out of the hell hole
thanks for talking like a human for a while
yes you do lol
geg! see you
take care
You will never be a real imageboard. You have no thread watcher, you have no discussion, you have no community. You are a zoomer twisted by le epic maymays and obesity into a crude mockery of 4chan's averageness.
All the "validation" you get is from the other 3 dudes that browse your embarrassing mess of a website. Behind your back people go somewhere else. Your threads die with no replies to them.
20 years of Internet has allowed men to know exactly what they're looking for out of an imageboard, and a catalog with fifty identical threads with zero replies each ain't it. Your lack of a thread watcher is a dead giveaway that this site is not about discussion, it's about making a zero-effort post and leaving without even looking if anybody replies.
You will never be a real imageboard.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll make a r*ddit account, join a sub, suck the local admin's cock, and succumb to redditspeech. Your shartynigger "friends" will find you, post a soyjak and leave. They'll forget about you just like they forget all the threads they make after 3 seconds of making them. And once 4chan is back your awful imageboard will have practically zero activity, if making a retarded thread and expecting no replies can even be called activity.
This is your website's fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>558726
amazing, quite frankly
shrimp is a soft loser
truth above
shrimps actually have hard shells
hi
hello?
>>558726
is he wrong?
i just smoke cigarettes idk
hi @all
is anyone here?
hmm
.play you belong to the city
uh idk
Hello bix nood
A
hello
seven loves u so much
my brain hurts
hello
...
i was tjere\
1fetfh my gun
DO YOU EVEN NOW?
IM BASED unlike you
?
>>575375
post
go on
u seem retarded
a fool
a retard
tbh i try to keep it real
oh no im retarded
my cock is big
idk
>>575378
idk
im hella based
pls help me
aaaa
h4lp\
im american
platy]
my penis is large
my cock is ok
my brain hurta
okay retard
idiot
help me
u look gross
...
my guitar still plays
im well
fetch me gun pls
oh for fuck sake
>>575407
are you playing fr?
fr, and im tired
is anyone there??
or am i dead now?
im based but idk mean to be
fuck
test
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THEY/THEM: THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION
A Warning. A Tragedy. A Mirror.
>He was born a boy. But that’s where normal stopped.
>He called himself nonbinary. He called himself a communist. A lesbian. A fascist. He had tits—and a manifesto. And a following.
>“Respect my pronouns, pig!” “I’m a nonbinary lesbian fascist and I’ll gas you in the name of trans solidarity!”
>This is not identity. This is instability. This is not freedom. This is a breakdown.
>A nation legalizes meth under the guise of compassion. And what do we get?
>An eco-fascist vape priest .Screaming about CIA aliens. Microwaving a vape pen to "kill nanobots". Living proof that reality… no longer matters.
>Dr. Leslie Fentanol, Gender Pathologist: “What we’re seeing is a direct result of unchecked gender experimentation combined with mass drug availability. Hormones. Marijuana. TikTok. It’s a chemical cocktail from hell.”
>My son used to look up to Neil Armstrong. Now he follows someone named lesbiangulag69 who says gender is a capitalist lie. What happened to this country?
Hormones. Weed. Pronouns. Conspiracies.
Degeneracy disguised as freedom. Addiction dressed up as identity. And a nation too afraid to say: Enough.
>This isn’t activism. This isn’t tolerance. This is collapse.
>Keep our boys off estrogen. Keep our children off meth. Keep our future off TikTok.
>The system has conflated gender identity, political ideology, and recreational drug use into a singular existential threat. This is not analysis. This is hysteria. And hysteria has a face.
>This is what 'progress' looks like. This is what happens when we stop believing in reality. This is what happens… when you let Alex win.
LMAO
thank u for the laugh anon
DR LESLIE FENTANOL
FKDSALpGHJUIodPAFHUIOdp
could you post some kinky fanfic next
>>580275
#edit make this the same exact post but express remorse and a personal pledge to go back to detox at the end
p-pwease stop
fuck you
POWER IT DOWN NOW
IT WONT TURN OFF
>>602561
thanks for posting!!!!!!
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>>613845
did it work
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bruh
>>580281
i remember writing the transphobic part but not the apology. that means the apology was written by AI or something
I SMOKE METH INSTEAD OF SLEEPING
just kidding
EVERYONE LOOK AT ME IM A BAD PERSON
WHEN PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE I CRY AND LAUGH
>>580281
oh you wrote the AI apology? LOL
wtf that doesn't even make sense
LOL
WTF!?
wait
the original is AI too...
so i didn't write either? it sounds like something i would say tho
i must be hallucinating again
whatever
THEY/THEM: THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION
A Warning. A Tragedy. A Mirror.
>He was born a boy. But that’s where normal stopped.
>He called himself nonbinary. He called himself a communist. A lesbian. A fascist. He had tits—and a manifesto. And a following.
>“Respect my pronouns, pig!” “I’m a nonbinary lesbian fascist and I’ll gas you in the name of trans solidarity!”
>This is not identity. This is instability. This is not freedom. This is a breakdown.
>A nation legalizes meth under the guise of compassion. And what do we get?
>An eco-fascist vape priest .Screaming about CIA aliens. Microwaving a vape pen to "kill nanobots". Living proof that reality… no longer matters.
>Dr. Leslie Fentanol, Gender Pathologist: “What we’re seeing is a direct result of unchecked gender experimentation combined with mass drug availability. Hormones. Marijuana. TikTok. It’s a chemical cocktail from hell.”
>My son used to look up to Neil Armstrong. Now he follows someone named lesbiangulag69 who says gender is a capitalist lie. What happened to this country?
Hormones. Weed. Pronouns. Conspiracies.
Degeneracy disguised as freedom. Addiction dressed up as identity. And a nation too afraid to say: Enough.
i laughted
laughed
lafted
lafft
laughft
laughted
this word doesn't make sense though
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bro you can't remove links. clown world
you angels are so afraid of being gemmed up by racist indian men, aren't you?
>>633594
fuck off
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
::gle
how did i get banned i was trying to warn people
oh theres automatic history detection that can see if soyjak party is in your history
well thats kinda bs because they wouldve saw my messages saying people from sharty was coming
and lets say i was one of them i wouldve said something rn
actually
fair enough, they already have this problem settled which is good
you've been unbanned for two minutes or so
oh thats good
posting in the lobby in protest
lobbying the post in protest xD
lol ^_^ :p
what is love?
does anybidy love anybody anyway?
>>721776
yeah. It's just a flower growing in an imperfect world. wilting does not mean it never existed, nor that it shan't bloom again
? i don't have discord?
I don't get it.
\
>>733491
That it may never be allowed to bloom again?
Hi
>>744585
Hi
Will u be my girlfriend
youdidnt even say please
Please
wtf
#fish🐟
hello /lobby/
will u be my glegle
ababababbababab
hello
thats so true...
hello hi
hi
how r u
im good i just took an autism test
oh
i see.
you see.
i do see
meanie
hehe
You are so mean
ok i shouldn't bait like this...
shjrimp got mad last time i did
dont bait me :(
fetch my gun
okok i'll stop i swear
FETCH MY GUN
fetch my gun
i wish i understood him but i dont
i tried but nothing...
have you tried to listen...
yes.
have you tried to welcome them in ...
yes
but we keep banning them..
unfortunate honestly
the criteria isnt that crazy here
eh
but i get ur hands are tied tbhon
im pretty sure he has a warrent for his arrest from the admin (big man) himself